523 - Village of the Giants
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Oh, they're funny cars, but they're not really that funny!
If you can't take thirty minutes out of each year, you don't deserve a hot date!
I thought God would dress better.
You made my shirt a bra! I love you.
He is self-consciously dreamy.
Never was a car crash celebrated so well
"To him, it's kind of a sexy puppet show."
"I inhabit a nightmarish universe all on my own."
Alright, that's it. Get in the car, son.
I'm gonna MOON you, man!!!!
Put a shell on him and he's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
He is self-consciously dreamy!
Come on in.
-I can't I'm a cheap effect!
So I guess Jesus was run down by a thunderbird.
“Build a better mouse trap and they’ll beat a path to your door they always say” Oh, shut up!
He's spreading a humorous antidote!
- She likes her job...
- I like her job, too...
Git off my land, ya dang smoochers!
- Tommy Kirk's hair gets higher in every scene!
- So does Tommy...
I could introduce ya to my brother Jeff...
Be careful what you wish for!
Isn't there a movie in here somewhere?
Oh my God, Opie's on fire!!!
Why is she spray-painting the spider?
I'm sure the meat from the huge mutated duck has no side effects!
Up yours, Opie, I ain't goin'!
"Boy, getting huge didn't give 'em any more rhythm."
"I'm starting to suspect this might be padding."
Chicks love big ducks; let's face it.
It's like waking up, rolling over, and seeing Jim Varney!
Ah, don't give me that "woof" crap, I want an answer!
Just think, now that girl looks like leather, smells like Marlboros and Giorgio, and makes her grandchildren call her by her first name.
She's putting out for a nickel! *sob* I have no mother!
I WANNA GO WALKIES!
H.G. Wells' "Food of the Ducks"!
It's an elaborate plan to inconvenience him.
Oh, it's almost like that's gratuitous!
And I didn't steal no bike neither!
Looks like they're dancing next to a collapsed star...
Couldn't they have used all this time to show us short scenes of their growing discontent with society's mores?
Unreleased footage from 'The Piano'.
Mike, do you think this is scene is providing characterization and establishing narrative?
No, but who cares!
Oh, this is where Thelma and Louise landed!
Get a load of that redhead!
Hi, are you getting a load of me?
"It's goin' into Charles Bukowski's sink!"
"Would some pants help, Son?"
"I reject Tommy Kirk and all his works."
"Man, the paperboy will find ya' anywhere to collect, huh?"
"The naked corpse of Paul Prudhomme gets roasted on a stick!!"
[sigh] "Oh, I thought The Fugs were gonna' be here."
"Go to The Dells. Ride the ducks!"
"Uh-oh. They never should've delayed that spaying."
♪ ♫ "Here's to good friends... Tonight is kind of special..." ♫ ♪
All right, who gave the kids sugar?!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the breast...
The giant hinders were taking over the city.
"Yum! Real chunks of sodium diethylite, yumumumumumum!"
The whole town says they're sorry now would you please quit peeing in the pool!
He allowed himself to be threatend by Tommy Kirk!
I've just been rejected by Tommy Kirk, i can't get any lower than this?!
(exploding sound) Aunt Bea I can't feel my legs, aaahhh!!
(while riding a bicycle that's producing yellow smoke) Surrender Aunt Bea!
"Make the fringe move!"
“That’s just it…” We’ll sacrifice the hostage.
-I’m starting to think this might be padding.
-Oh, that’s real.
Huh, big dead spider, heh…
Turn it back on!
Gymkat… ooh… wow…
The main sewer line breaks and the party never stops!
You could learn a lot from a dummy.
If her pants were any tighter they'd be behind her!
So... I guess Jesus was run down with a Thunderbird...
Opie's first martini.
Hey, I LIKE Willow!
Even the dog's grossed out!
"It's hard to form a 'V' when there are only two of us."
Oh, no! Tommy Kirk in little pants!
♫ ♪ "Woman, why you wanna cheat on me?"♫ ♪
♫ ♪ Have you looked in the mirror lately? ♫ ♪
I can dance and chew gum!
The Beau Brummel Bridges of Madison County!
"Well, come on in."
I can't, I'm a cheap effect!
"I bet Glen Manning wasn't this much fun."
"MOM?!?! Mother! My roots!"
"How many sins could one duck commit in a lifetime. . ." Brilliant Glen Manning reference!
"Don't get the cat involved. . . "
The President wants his duck. Just put it on the plate.
[slow mo] YEEEEEEEEEA
i'm sure the radioactive duck has no harmful side effects
I wanted to do "Little Women," but they can't!
The horn section is growing, too!
-I can tell!
Thats funny, that kids dustin' crops where there aint no crops.
"If you can't take 30 minutes out of each year you don't deserve a hot date"
Whoa, SUSAN! I THINK WE SHOULD START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!!!
The ravaging effects of Osgoods-Slaughter disease!
Oh, it looks like a pupae trying to emerge!
Honey, I shrunk the Opie.
Be careful what you wish for!
Wow, this is almost Macgyver-esque!
Now let's go scare everyone with my thighs.
Ow, my collarbone! I can't feel my legs!
Acid rain is fun!
The buffalo shot that covered three states!
Ozzie & Harriet after dark! Rrrrrr...
She's the shy, smart one.
so far, there's not thing 1 wrong with this movie...
Witness the debauchery of Greco-Roman dancing!
Oh no! She's tonguing the universe!
By this time, my sons lungs were aching for air...
Who's turn is it for the breast ride?
Giant teens should have really thought out their reign of terror.
Close your shirt! We have your chest surrounded!
I dreamed I was standing by a big, dead duck in my underwear.
Glad to see Satan's art is on sale...
It's like a lingering kiss with your bearded aunt.
Mein Fuhrer.. I can walk
This is all "Laugh In" could have been.
Oh, take me you savage Mouseketeer!
To heck with the plan, I'm STAYIN HERE!
is *this* the H.G. Wells part?
Ah, he couldn't hit the barn side of a broad.
Y'know, that colour orange does not exist in nature.
'Baby I wish I was your size again.' ...Then I could wear that outfit...
Er.. Can we not play Bombardment? You guys have the advantage...
Be nice to the giant honey, or he'll squish ya.
All very Animal Farmesque...
I'm gonna get going... Sure they're big and stuff... But it gets OLD...
First base is larger than I remember...
Well, y'know girls that age grow VERY quickly.
You ate it! You fell for it!
Well, looks like he'll have to cut off his foot with his penknife.
This part is very true to the H.G. Wells book...
Hmmmm... Roasted spider! Everyone gets a leg!
Tommy Kirk discussing goo makes me very uncomfortable...
We're having history instead of potatoes?
I guess this village has no parents.
Welcome to Bunland, flesh capital of the world!
WOMAN! ...What? ...WOMAN! ...What?
Which one's Beau? Which one's Brummel?
Stop slanging! What are you saying?
That's our freakish mishap!
Never was a car crash celebrated so well!
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the breasts...
I blinded me with SCIENCE!
Sorry, honey. 'Needs of the Many' and all...
The first thing we do is get ourselves to a Lane Bryant.
Ah! It's stuff that I'm happy about!