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524 - 12 to the Moon



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Phil Carstens - 7 days ago

They make fun of KISS on the show, but the way Mike sings "Black Diamond", if he wasn't a fan then he clearly was at some point in his life.


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Charles White - 16 days ago

Oooooh, such mean Moon People. We give them the cats they want, and they freeze North America!


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Rose Redd - about 1 month ago

I just love the way they pull the Chinese woman to the monitor when they first find the alien writing.


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NS - 2 months ago

A bickering twelve-person crew
Finds air, life, and death on the moo'.
Translated dingbats
Say the moonies love cats
And watching Earth scientists screw.


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Hailley Petey-Plane - 3 months ago

At 20:27, when the dog is in the corner, Tom Servo says "Humphrey!", which is the name of Kevin's real-life dog.


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

"We didn't like the cats...Eat ice, Earth dinks!!"


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

GAAAWWWWWWDDD!!! This is a crap movie!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

Captain Cliff Beefpile!! Father of whats his face from Space Mutiny?? Glad to see the patriarch of SUCH a fine space-going family


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happyking - 3 months ago

In the meteor shower when they're just sort of saying numbers and looking worried, the one dude says .7 and 5/10. They couldn't even get their meaningless numbers right! They just didn't care…


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Jordy Carpenter - 3 months ago

This movie has one of the great, underappreciated terrible/amazing performances in any MST3K movie: the clearly psychotic tape recorder guy. "I somehow feel it is an.... earthly power...."


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Kyle Butler - 4 months ago

did anyone else laugh when they announced the japanese astronaut as the photographer? sheesh, a short that depicts women as only being happy while in the kitchen or being driven somewhere by a man and a movie that just jumps right into the racial stereotypes without any hesitation.


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Martha Fredette - 4 months ago

Moon folk speak Chinese---really?


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Dr. Despicable - 4 months ago

Wow - I'd forgotten what a dog that "Design for Dreaming" short is!


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Rafael Torres - 5 months ago

0:39:45 thru 0:40:20 is fuxing hilarious how he has to turn on his invisible ray screen so he could breath (and the Mike says "even I don't buy it"). I guess its so over the top that crow concludes the guys suit checks with "now im activating my wingsand ill fly"! LMAO!!!!!


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Sean Barry - 6 months ago

Hahaha the guys making the eerie monolith sound from 2001 never gets old.


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Sean Barry - 6 months ago

I love all the gravity they have in space.


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Sean Barry - 6 months ago

So far I like this movie! This is how we should've gone to the moon; as a united species, not a divided group of squabbling nations. Of course they still made the American the leader of the international effort, though. lol


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Rufus T. Firefly - 6 months ago

Not sure why, but it makes perfect sense to me that the aliens would be cat people.


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Atom Manhattan - 6 months ago

"While she's dancing the Japanese are making great cars" ...and awesome @#$%ing Gamera flicks.


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Rufus T. Firefly - 6 months ago

The first time I saw this episode was on youtube. It had been chopped up into a bunch of videos of about 10 minutes each, and there was some guy who kept commenting on the video segments that this movie was a great, classic movie and that MST3k should be ashamed that they mocked it. I couldn't help but notice, though, that he stopped saying that when it got to the part about the "invisible electro-magnetic ray screen" on their helmets. I think even he (whoever he was) had to admit that that was pretty stupid.


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Scott A. Taylor - 7 months ago

Unfettered Avarice, by Madison Avenue ... hehehe!!


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Jef Rus - 7 months ago

SEGA!


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Stephen - 8 months ago

11:44 - It's Ms. Bean!!


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MrCroobie - 8 months ago

Tom Servo's riff to "What's Opera, Doc?" at 14:35 was nice, but he got the line wrong. In the cartoon "What's Opera, Doc?", Elemr Fudd says "...with my spear and magic helmet" not, "...with my sword and magic helmet". Nice try, though. I'll give you credit for at least making a reference to that cartoon.


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joxn hixs - 8 months ago

I wonder if crow is related to the Oldsmobile golden rocket?


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Zachary LaCkore - 9 months ago

lost it at " Fascinating....MEOW"


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Karl Hart - 9 months ago

Gotta be one of my favorites!


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Joseph C Goodson - 9 months ago

This episode deserves a lot more laughs. It's consistently hilarious.


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Joseph Ewing - 9 months ago

I just recently realized that the exact same moment of the short when she gets out of the car and opens the umbrella and Crow says, "This is a rebuttal to Roger and Me," is shown in the opening few minutes of Roger and Me.


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Teri Gee - 9 months ago

I just realized for about the first time that there are two old guys: a Russian and a German. I had always conflated the two into one old guy who burned his hands, had a heart attack and whose father was a Nazi.


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Joseph Ewing - 10 months ago

It's kind of surprising for a movie from the fifties to portray a Russian as a good guy who stops the Frenchman from attempting to destroy America. I would have expected the script to have written a Russian to be the bad guy who tries to sabotage the bomb to wipe out America.


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Joseph Ewing - 10 months ago

I want to strangle that Jewish guy who won't shut up about Nazis and the holocaust and blames every single thing on the German guy just for being German. From the very beginning of the movie, long before he learns that the guy's dad was a Nazi, he is already blaming everything on him and insists on mentioning Nazis and "his people" any chance he gets. He even blames the German guy for faking the messages from the moon people. If someone sneezed, he would turn to the German guy and accuse him of somehow having something to do with it.


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Phil Carstens - 11 months ago

You know, Frank's roast of Dr. Forrester is still better than any of the other celebrity roasts on Comedy Central.


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Big McLargehuge - 12 months ago

43:59. Best scene ever.


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Elisa Farrington - 12 months ago

Boy, there are a LOT of good riffs in this one. By this time next year I bet the list will be up to 150. But what is the riff @ 31:26 when Macana /Macuna looks up and what is it from?


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Elisa Farrington - 12 months ago

Was that Dr F or Groucho Marx in a tux with a cigar?


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

I have to admit, that girl in the short is incredibly hot!


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Kelly Slane - about 1 year ago

Fun trivia: The man in the short ("Oh! It's you!") is Marc Breaux, who was a choreographer. His film credits include Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music, but from what I could find he mostly did Broadway shows, appearing in a few of them as well. Just thought that was kinda cool ;)


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Stefan - about 1 year ago

That part at the end with the 2 guys in the "penetration rocket"--1 sitting on the other's lap...OMG. That was so not subtle...and Servo's subtle comments. I just can't stop laughing at that!!!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

I love how they "riff" everyone equally, especially the French!


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Lewis Nitzberg - about 1 year ago

Okay, there's no way that language was Chinese.


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Kim Spence Dean - about 1 year ago

Members of the cast of "Phantom Planet" and "Attack of the Giant Leeches" in this.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

I wonder how often in the 50s a woman wearing an apron stepped outside before a man swooped her up and said "Better get her to the kitchen quick!"


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

"There is no steam on the moon!"

Tom's begging the question a bit here.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

All that diversity in space way before Star Trek cool.


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Jake Swenson - over 1 year ago

Santa packs are coming, Santa packs are coming!


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“It’s the principal of the hydrogen-bomb in reverse.” It is also the principal of an air-conditioner.


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Shouldn't the old Kraut have undergone some kind of physical before going to the moon?


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Is the voice on the other end of the radio Burgess Meredith?


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It's a little known fact that the moon is also inhabited by a secretive race of out of place stage hands.


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Let's take a poll. How many women out there have actually had a dream about an auto-show?


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Alyssa Transitoria - over 1 year ago

I love the Christian Dior fashion show they squeeze in between all those cars.


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Dan Rudy - over 1 year ago

Tom's tennis outburst is a classic moment. "Why don't you grow some hair!?" and the like...


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Edward Lozano - over 1 year ago

some of the scenes with Nuveena become even funnier when you realize that she is now Mrs. Mike Nelson....


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Fancy Pantserton - over 1 year ago

...I don't think girls go to motoramas in gauzy, flowy gowns neither...


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

Unseen moon people's request: “You’ve done enough damage, leave the cats and don’t come back.” Oddly that was also the final demand of my ex-wife!


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Then she wakes up from the dream to find herself back in her cardboard box behind the adult book store.


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Anastasios Gionis - over 1 year ago

I like all the names they give the hero, kind of a precursor to David Ryder in Space Mutiny


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abdulmannan44@hotmail.co.uk - over 1 year ago

Thanks! You made my tumflab jiggle for about a hour.The only bad part was when my eyes bugged out and I had to decide if I wanted to snort milk through my nose or spray my keyboard with it.


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ryan shei - almost 2 years ago

Ha! i like dr. forresters 'bobo' [pre] reference


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Scott Davis - almost 2 years ago

I love Nuveena's dance moves! Especially the Charlie Chaplin walk!


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John Harms - almost 2 years ago

Oh man! Now I know where they got all the practice for the many names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny!


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Kimono Dragon - about 2 years ago

57:32 - Captain said they returned to (and I quote) "normalize our bodily processes". AND THE GUYS DIDN'T RIFF ON IT!!! How did they miss that? Something like, "I guess that explains why he's leaving a 'Captain's log'"


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Robert Ferguson - about 2 years ago

Crow as a BLENDER.. Love it


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Renowned Shoplifter - over 2 years ago

This has instantly become a favorite of mine! Tom Servo screaming about the impossibility of steam existing in a vacuum made my day.


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Anybody else here check out the scene where they're first stepping onto the lunar surface -- at the upper left of the shot, where you can see what looks like two or three suspended light racks and a couple of spots, clearly visible in the shot?

Jeezus... talk about A Movie That Just Doesn't Care...


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Elliott Lindamood - over 2 years ago

the firebird II! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i remember watching i think it was my classic car and they drove that car. thank you mst3k for linking back to my past


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Benji Hollister - over 2 years ago

Fonzie's DEATH CAR!!