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601 - Girls Town
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"And if you don't know what to do with that baseball bat I could give you an idea." (No riff required.)
"He's trying to send me to Tijuana." "Tijuana?!" Maybe I could push Herb Alpert over a cliff.
"Operator, I've called 10 times and I can't get anyone to answer." So, you want me to go to the house and answer the phone?
"I don't know what gets into you young people." Well, we know what doesn't get into you.
"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?
"Sometimes they need love so desperately they invent it." A few hold patents.
"It was fun at first when he only kissed me." Ah, he wasn't dead then.
We have to meet with the realtors, anyway... Paul's a pirate, y'know...!
"You know there hasn't been a cast like this since JUDGMENT at NUREMBURG."
Dr.Forrester: "Frank I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face."
Frank: "Count Slow..."
Notorious for its shallow roots, the common cliff shrub gives way easily to gentle pressure.
"Y'know even if ya did shove that JERK OFF the cliff, they couldn't pin anything on you"
{junior high school snickers & guffaws from Mike & the bots}
Bill Clinton!
Don't worry, honey, the state troopers won't tell anybody...
Ever do it with a Rhodes Scholar? C'mon, baby...
Heeeeyyy ... Hillary who, baby?
"Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face!" "Count slow."
Hayley Mills, Hayley Mills, Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills... with Hayley Mills.
I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face! Count slow!
"Don't get too concentrated on one singer..." 'cause in coo-cooville there's no hit parade.
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Wow the Velvet Frog Mel Tome,Paul Anka and the Platter in this movie if they just added The Rat Pack,Little Richard,Sandra Dee,James Darren and Dick Clark.Man talk about a hit film lol.
Breaking up this movie is hard to do lol
Fun Fact: The woman who plays Sister Grace (Sheilah Graham) was in a relationship with F. Scott Fitzgerald after Zelda until his death. Charlie Chaplin's son also shows up in a minor role as Joe Coates!
This is a pretty watchable movie-
I could see myself watching it some Sunday
afternoon...because I couldn't reach the remote-
though still watchable
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At the end, why did Serafina turn into Wednesday Addams?
Paul Anka's singing of Ave Maria is so bad it makes Mamie Van Doren cry.
How can you have Guest Stars in a movie?
So the lover's lane couple calmly watch a girl fight, scream and run; desperately trying to escape her would-be rapist while they go back to making out. But when they hear the rapist scream they become concerned and go to find out what's wrong?! WTF! This film could have single-handedly sparked the women's lib movement of the 60's.
Mike's formal jumpsuit. Love it.
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i think im in love with paul anka now. what a good kid! ^^
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I think I actually saw Tom's puppeteer around 42:30...
Another very watchable movie, made that much better by some *ace* riffing!
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Say what you will, but that little Jimmy guy (Anka) sure knew how to handle the chicks! He gets rid of the crazy girl by driving her into the sisterhood with a record player and a “let’s just be friends” speech and then skips Girls Town with the smokin’ hot Morgan sisters!
If you manage to pause it right at 21:43, you can see a commercial for a Star Trek NG VHS for $5.
This is a bad mix of The Outsiders and The Warriors. Or maybe The outsiders is a Good rip-off of this :O Think about it
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When that hot-rodding perv fell off the cliff, I love how the sister got home before Mel got there. She ran all the way home and Mel drove like a maniac to get there lol. Also......Gi-Gan-Tor LMAO!
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Out of all the MST I've ever seen, this is the one that stands out where I think the movie is actually pretty good. Plenty of talent in the cast, and the story managed to throw in a few curves.
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Poor Gypsy. "I don't wanna be a link to the mad poopies."
I think Serafina was given electro-shock therapy by the end of the film.
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YES!!! My fav show!! THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS PAGE! xoxox The last guy to voice Crow (Bill) is THE KING of execution !!!
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You know, there’s just something about this movie’s aesthetic I like.
He's like a youthful Jabba the Hutt!
The Exorcist reference @ 1:04:40 -------------- CLEAN
"Is science supposed to smell like banana cream?" In a perfect world, yes.
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So, I take it the fifties had a fairly kind view towards date rape, statutory rape, and rape in general then, huh?
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I get the sense that Kevin's a tad bitter concerning the Catholic church.
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It's true...in the future women will look like Mamie Van Doren. I may not be a platinum blonde but I do what I can to look like her!
Yea this one's great.
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I'm surprised at how few people have favorited this one-- only eight as of this writing. The riffs are golden from start to finish, the host segments tie it all together, and the movie has The Platters in it (briefly).
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~Chip is dead, Chip is dead, Chip is dead~he's deadily dead!
Saw the MST Girls Town episode when first televised. Many times since. Believe it's my fave. Love Mamie. Love the 50s.