601 - Girls Town
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Alright, that was "Ave Maria" going out to our perpetual lady of groovinnnnn
You know when they appeared on Sullivan they had to be shot above the eyebrows. With a camera.
'Zoolie'? Now they're just improvising!
♪ Oh yes, she killed him... Oh yes, she pushed him over a cliff... She killed him! (Killed him!) ♫
Here, lemme get rid of my nun and my teen idol...
Earl's Town! (D'oh!)
"It was fun at first when he only kissed me." Ah, he wasn't dead then.
Somebody please shoot him!
Please! That's where my Velvet Fog emanates from!
The age-old struggle between Pop and Jazz!
Uh, Mel...? Can we go talk about this by the cliff?
-You koo-koo Mariiiii-aaaa, baby!
-Special lyrics by Sammy Cahn!
Who's gonna make Daddy-O?
We have to meet with the realtors, anyway... Paul's a pirate, y'know...!
The toughest six weeks of your life, but then... you're a nun!
And, how many martinis will sir be downing this evening...?
Hey, this is kinda' good! ...it's the Platters...!
You just don't see rhythmic gum-chewing like that anymore!
Careful, Greg Morris is in there!
Well, Paul Anka and I pulled off a Brink's job together...!
I'm pregnant with Paul Anka's child, you know!
First, I want Joe Frazier!
Hey, Dick, we brought you a bra!
How would you like it if somebody picked your apples!
I'm OD'ing on slang here!
She's got a mother superiority complex.
"Chip's dead!" This lipstick was found lodged in his skull!