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602 - Invasion USA
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"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.
*mushroom cloud* Well, that's what happens when you overcook a brat in the microwave!
SERVO : "This music is like a good Danny Elfman Tune."
CROW: "You mean it doesn't exist?"
At least everyone who lived through the Blitz can rest assured its been used as filler for this movie.
"Despite the heroic efforts of our armed forces..." Bozo has been cancelled.
"This is it. The final game of the World Series, ans we're the home team." And we're the Mariners.
'New York flight 289 to San Francisco tower, request landing instructions'
Well, just keep comin' down until you're not in the sky anymore...don't ya know how to land?!?
We got a real purty view of the dust cloud out the right window.
It's currently 7,000 degrees in San Francisco...
"Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly--" - than having a personality.
"Those boys genuinely greet their dad like they're happy to see him." They're not, of course..
What you are watching now should have been edited in the final version. My apologies.
"A simple centerpiece made from flowers in the backyard,"...is stupid!
He's got to strip and replace the oil in his hair with summer weight...
Dont go building a robot while you're over there pushing the button Mike!
Their probably gonna bomb the Grateful Dead, & Starship ...
( wooooo hooooo YEAH !!! )
DO YOU, DO YOU !! ?? .................. WELL DO YOU, BETTER say YES DAMN IT !!
And when you pledge to the Soviet Union, you get this nifty tote bag!
"There's a bellhop in my hotel, knows all the angles." Calls himself Euclid.
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I think this is the best short of all of them, hilarious.
Aahhh......the acrid stench of abundant stock footage!
Man, the first version of Red Dawn was weird.
This movie is low-budget greatness. Like Night of the Living Dead, it presents only a microcosm of a widespread disaster. Instead of focusing on non-stock-footage death and destruction, instead of witnessing the commie bastards dropping A-bombs on our cities, we focus on dull, boring scenes in bars and airports. How THRILLING!
I love how this movie's suggestion to deal with communism, an omnipresent threat of government repression and the cessation of all individual will, is the nationalization of industry and all of the characters surrendering all of their time and money to the government.
...seems a bit...counter-intuitive...
Oh, and the killer robot sketch at the start kills me every time.
/crow as jerry garcia...ONANDONANDON!!! never laughed so hard at an MST3K skit. far and away my favorite
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Ha! You wish, but just keep dreamin’ Lenin….we’re still here and only moderately Marxist at this point.
I like the part where Crow chooses the brand x mommy, and makes an almost bodysnatcheresque squeal at Mike when he tries to intercede...don't you? *blissful sigh*
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This movie must've been really cheap to make. It's 85% stock footage. And that ending-- It was all a dream... Who wrote this script, an eight year old?
So after the two guys land in San Francisco, they ride in a cab. The cabbie looks so much like Kevin Pollak. It's uncanny!
44:25 A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!!
44:25 A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!!
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44:25 - I like to think that there's a blooper reel out there of the actors laughing hysterically as that kid sweeps into the bar, shouts his line, and promptly leaves. I can't watch that part with a straight face.
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Probably shouldn't have watched this after finishing Fallout. I'm taking the film too seriously.
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Somehow I get the feeling this short is a good representation of what Romney's plan for America was.
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"Postpone disagreeable news till another time" ??? Like...... WHEN !!?? At dinner ? After dad starts drinking ??!! Maybe when mom & dad are doing the horizontal bop ?? Tell me ... WHEN IS a good time ??!!
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Who funded this fear mongering dreck? The military?
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A guy on you tube says Chuck Norris was in this movie, WHERE? He was age 12 +/- The kid in the back of the cab?
One of the most underrated episodes!
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This short is the epitome of greatness.