602 - Invasion USA
|Short - A Date with your Family:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Ha ha, now that's a walk-on!
...with Albert Glasser conducting the Invasion USA orchestra!
"Yes mother Junior remembered to clean up", You emasculating bint.
There's a rabbit in there!
Father does his ferret impression.
So snap Dad's bra?
O.K. buck up here we go. Martini!
"Mother too changes from her daytime clothes", Into Vampira.
It's a long par 5 leading to the nation's capital.
Ugh, plane poop. The worst kind.
"You forgot your beer!"
"You drink it!"
I don't drink this swill!
Your son drew another giraffe, sir.
TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!
I'm moving to Fire Island, dear.
"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinnertime." So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.
Mike - "Why is there a dogfight in the middle of a nuclear war?"
Boy, this many bombs? Must be a comedy club!
*mushroom cloud* Well, that's what happens when you overcook a brat in the microwave!
A stranger enters—
SERVO : "This music is like a good Danny Elfman Tune."
CROW: "You mean it doesn't exist?"
"Brother has a tight PSYCHOLOGICAL grip on JUNIOR."
Pass the beernuts you back-ass cracker.
At least everyone who lived through the Blitz can rest assured its been used as filler for this movie.
So this is the elevator...AHHHHHHHHH!
This makes me pine for Red Dawn. "Avenge me! Avenge me!!!"
"Despite the heroic efforts of our armed forces..." Bozo has been cancelled.
"This is it. The final game of the World Series, ans we're the home team." And we're the Mariners.
We have got to move this base, this keeps happening!
The Piano Part II: Where Pianos Dare.
"France has pledged crepes."
'New York flight 289 to San Francisco tower, request landing instructions'
Well, just keep comin' down until you're not in the sky anymore...don't ya know how to land?!?
I really am a cowboy - I'm not gay!
We got a real purty view of the dust cloud out the right window.
It's currently 7,000 degrees in San Francisco...
Huh - the lead singer of The Cure is a screenwriter too! I had no idea...
"Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly--" - than having a personality.
"A Date with Your Family": the Woody Allen story.
His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure...
"I call upon all Americans..." to reject stock footage!
The most feared geography teacher of Central High!
Will somebody PLEASE invade something?!
That's the beernuts you wack ass cracker!
Ah! Breakfast at Harry's bar! Cornflakes and gin.
Ah! Bustling city music!
Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation?
Well, there it is, spankings all around!
"Tell mom how good the food is." Even as you gag on it!
Remember, always cut the meat of the person to your left.
An argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant.
Lets go to the flow chart for this.
I can't stress unemotional enough.
"Those boys genuinely greet their dad like they're happy to see him." They're not, of course..
What you are watching now should have been edited in the final version. My apologies.
"A simple centerpiece made from flowers in the backyard,"...is stupid!
The salad needs more butter Mother!
Are we all suppose to be scrubbing each other now or??
Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side..
He's got to strip and replace the oil in his hair with summer weight...
Mother is needed in the kitchen. Where the postman eagerly awaits.
Well actually I'm in deep physical pain...
Dont go building a robot while you're over there pushing the button Mike!
Their probably gonna bomb the Grateful Dead, & Starship ...
( wooooo hooooo YEAH !!! )
DO YOU, DO YOU !! ?? .................. WELL DO YOU, BETTER say YES DAMN IT !!
And everyone wants to flee the seething cauldron of angst ...
Their stomachs knotted like FISTS ...
And when you pledge to the Soviet Union, you get this nifty tote bag!
Hey wait, this is Canada!
I have no son.
So their unsuspecting when they KILL them..
They bomb our nation's hobos.
"There's a bellhop in my hotel, knows all the angles." Calls himself Euclid.
Try switching to... RADAR!
I hate it when wars are re-run.
I can't stress 'unemotional' enough.
More gin Pop?
Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side.
everything must go.
Starring all these people and Chuck Norris!
A violent arguement erupts over who's day was more pleasant...
Dad, I'm dating a negro!
emotions are for ethnic people
Hi, I'm Betty and I'll be your wife for tonight.