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603 - The Dead Talk Back
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"...Manufacturers spend millions on package design!"
"And yet THIS is the result!"
"What do you mean, release Patini?" ...Get him... Let him go. Oh. Thought it was something like that.
Uh, I'm going to have to take you to my house for further questioning.
I don't think I'll ever get callous to murder. Now where's the stiff?
Oh fine, smoking is bad and there's no other side. Real open-minded, Mike.
"Well gotta go get killed, I'm late...........Death waits for no one."
"Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you..." Mike: I'm made of liverwurst!
[We used to hunt together] He'd hunt me, and then I'd hunt him... It was a good system.
"I guess you men see this every day." Actually, it has been a while since the last crossbow murder.
"Three glass front merchandising cabinets, to fit your individual needs." What if I need love?
"A metaphysician doesn't believe you're dead when you die." So he's not much help at an accident scene.
We've been married for 25 years, at least let me get to second base!
Tonight's episode: The Dead Go Fishing, with special guest star Robert Culp...
And remember to buy Ed McMahon's Budweiser Ice Cream! HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Now Renee has been on the other side for just a short time" -so she's probably still unpacking.
"It's rather difficult to explain" -but remember, I know more than you do.
"Henry I've known you a long time" -and not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle.
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"Leon, what are you doing down there?"
"Mom, I'm talking to the dead!"
"Did you look for a job today?"
"I put in some applications... lay off!"
Ive been there, man. Minus the talking to the dead part.
Could this film be sued for false advertising? Shouldn't they at least have to put up a disclaimer that in fact, throughout the entire film, NO dead EVER talk back? Or talk at all. Or even mumble.
*loud blaring horn* "It's hard for him to make friends, I think"
"This?" "Is THIS"
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45:20 .......... CROW IS : JERRY GARCIA
And a little to well if I might add. The 2 hour long guitar solo is
very accurate.
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The Grateful Dead sketch gets me every. Single. Time. Classic! This episode deserves more 'Laughs'!
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Crow's literal riffing rules! His jam-band solo guitar riffing, along with his hairy get-up, are priceless.
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Coulda swore the scruffy private eye at the beginning said "Have you been hearing odd stories about Chuck Barry? Telepathy? The Fourth dimension?" ♫All of these things are unlike the others♫none of these things can be called the same♫
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Clearly a top 10 MSTie. Bad flick, great riffs, hilarious sketch, and an almost painful short. When outsiders ask about MST3K, I can direct them to this.
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That initial silhouette of the selling wizard reminded me of the ark of the covanent. It was treated almost the same too... Only it would like keep nazis from melting...maybe
Is there a new link to this?
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Call me weird, but I think the Selling Wizard girl is hot :)
But then, I thought the same about Judy--the "squishy" girl from Young Man's Fancy :D
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I've never seen so many unneeded scenes in a movie before. Going into the music store to show the bongo players, the drawn out interrogation of Kruger... I just shook my head as the both passed.
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I actually somewhat like this one. There's just enough cheese factor to not take seriously so you can enjoy it, and you can kinda tell that the actors had a bit of fun doing their parts.
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And what the hell is with that guy's hair!? It's like he walked into Supercuts and asked for the Bride of Frankenstein special.
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So, why can't Mike be a truly world-class dancer? Thoughts?
I love the sketches in this one. Both the fire drill and the Jerry Garcia parody had me in stitches.
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... Why would Winston Churchill care about American Football?
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"Here's an interesting gadget." BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
I love all the Ed McMahon references at the end of the short... "Ed McMahon's Budweiser Ice Cream!" "Hi-yooooooooo!"
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This movie feels like the lovechild of Coleman Francis and Ed Wood.
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The interrogation scenes in this are so great. They really know how to extract information.
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the props used in the beginning by our "scientist" are hysterical. I love when they all crack up together
"Is that a tick on her face?"
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Crow's guitar solo....'nuff said.
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Why are so many of these episodes all wobbily? Is there a reason?