603 - The Dead Talk Back
|Short - The Selling Wizard:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"Y'know I was talking to the manager a while ago and..." He seems real nice.
"Say, Lieutenant..." You play bass?
"They're taking a whole crew down to Catalina... Models, electricians, photographers..." Pipefitters... snake handlers... teppanyaki chefs... (Mike laughs)
"It was at this point that our case took a strange turn." All the suspects moved into my house.
(loosens necktie) Lemme give my throat more room to pack it away...
"It not only pinned that girl to the wall..." It made julienne fries.
Bummer... do you like meatballs?
Mmm, so, the water cooler is conveniently located at his desk?
*THUNK* AAAAaahghhkkkkg... "Sorry, Steve!"
"In all my years on the force, I don't think I've seen a more vicious murder..." God, I love my job.
A Child's Introduction to Jazz!
"Well... I had a date..." (officers snort and chuckle)
Can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lives?
"What do you mean, release Patini?" ...Get him... Let him go. Oh. Thought it was something like that.
Uh, I'm going to have to take you to my house for further questioning.
We've been married for 25 years, at least let me get to second base!
Tonight's episode: The Dead Go Fishing, with special guest star Robert Culp...
And remember to buy Ed McMahon's Budweiser Ice Cream! HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This balance of power keeps ice cream in check!