605 - Colossus and the Headhunters
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Colossus has got to start doing something heroic. He's survived a flesh wound! That's all he's done!
A less-conspicuous hat might have helped.
"They need our help."
But they have to be willing to help themselves.
You're going to be my love interest whether you want to or not!
So I would like to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
“We’ve come to rescue you. Where are you?” Well I was getting some amontillado and ah…
Kind of an ancient UPS look.
Who’s he? Is he with you?
I can barely stand to eat it.
“I’m worried.” About burning my hand.
Hey, get off the fairway!
Let’s ignore his breathing.
I told you Firecracker Island wasn’t safe.
Huh, rocks are big today OOH!
Hah hah hah hah! "I caught you, you bitch!"
They're going to invent the Catholic Church just so they can annul this wedding.
Luckily this was before death was invented.
Very skinny extras make Colossus looked bigger
Cheesesteak will be back in David Brenner's 'Soft Pretzels and Mustard'!
Woo! His teeth flew out! Woo -hoo hoo hoo!
Wait until they see how we decorated the chariot!
Lepers were like computers back then; people were scared of them.
He's up to his ears in rears.
"Looks like the fish elected a new Pope."
Kinda like the final day of WE-FEST. (Shout out for my hometown, woot!)
This is surprisingly painful......
"Miss Manners says the father of the bride should wear beige and keep his eyes closed."
"Now listen to this." YGBBGDDBLM YSYGLDYABLIM.
If she is cuter than me I will be devastated.
"Land! Land!" It would be really great if we found some land!
Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...
That IS your arm, isn't it?
"No one has ever touched my heart before." Everything else, sure.
"...he'll take revenge on my people. And on my father." And on my carpet.
"A woman who is worthy to sit on the throne of the Orias." Or the face.
It must be Danny DeVito's house.
Hey look - it's Paul McCartney's head on a pole.
War is heck.
There's no one around for miles and he's still self-conscious about tinkling.
If only they had First Alert.
Carnival Cruises were rustic back then.
Oh excuuuse me, Ron. I was acting!
Another Italian government collapses.
Careful, I've got hips like Waterford crystal.
Hey, have you guys seen our pants?
"A steel piñata? That could take hours!"
"He's like Art Garfunkel walkin' around the world!"
"This tribe lives in a gravel pit outside Spooner."
"They're being forced to join The Rainbow Gathering!"
"Ugh! Medical waste! We're in Trenton!"
"Their island is turning to stock footage from World War II."
"This movie is like a storm raging inside you."
"That guy looks like a cross between Spock and Bones!"
And now for the traditional viewing of 'Berlin Alexanderplatz."
The camera operator is indulging himself here..
Very skinny extras make Colossus look bigger.
Hey, they should relax... They're TWO TENTS!!
Um.. ahem, Colossus, I've been elected by everyone else to ask you what the HELL you're doing..
Thank goodness I was able to salvage this girl..
I'm well-sculpted, and I'm here.
Colossus and the Headhunters: the struggles of a Greek immigrant in a tough job market!
Starring the Law Firm of Morris, Brown and LaRoy!
We must avoid action at all costs!
All this trouble to be ruler of about 20 people.
Isn't it cute the way they're making a stab at a plot?
Come to Totem City for our big fire sale. Save big on totems, and big savings o-on burnt yurts. Come ... one come all.
Oh, don't hop over the bodies - that's so glib.
"And three quarters of the way thru the movie and COLOSSUS finally does somethng..."
"He's trapped ROWAN ATKINSON"
"All this for Cheese Steak..."
"I called, we married now"
Ah, struck out with Queen Easy, huh? Boy, she never sends anybody away!
That poor guy doesn't have a fighting partner!
This is History's first "Really Awkward Moment"
Watch out for snakes!
Welcome to Trojan burger..... can I take your order ??
Hasslehoff can't suck it in like this clown...
Goodbye John Entwhistle and Mick Fleetwood.
Luckily this happened before DEATH was invented!
Can I bench press one of you guys?
It looks like the fish just got a new pope!
-Bwok, bok, bakawk, bok...
-Now this will anger the gods.
Nurse, get me a braille Playboy!
Caligula in "The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams".
Then what happened?
Whoa! Butts ahoy!
They've washed up at a Klingon language camp...
Drink me in, folks-- no bad parts.
99 amphorae of mead on the wall, 99... c'mon, sing!!
Colossus parts ferns with his bare hands!
They're bumping uglies!!
Is anyone watching the grill??? Nooo
gods...well the gods were supposed to help me move last weekend.
Uh, can't eat scenery, that's for sure.
I am NOT your cheese steak...
Headhunters never come at a good time...