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605 - Colossus and the Headhunters



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Sean Barry - about 1 month ago

The fight scenes in this movie remind me of when I go to the park and the renaissance festival people have taken over a baseball field for "training."


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Sean Barry - about 1 month ago

The director must have something against pants... maybe he has vestiphobia: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vestiphobia


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A Silhouette - about 1 month ago

I'm not your cheesesteak!


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mst3klover$@) - about 1 month ago

then what happened?


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Scott A. Taylor - 2 months ago

Well .. Ma-Cheese-Steak maybe as dumb as a rock .. but ooph! .. What-a-body!!! Wouldn't kick him outta bed for eating cookies. Come-on camera guy .. caress that oiled body with your lens ... work it, WORK IT!!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

Hi Ho! Kermie's here!!
Dammit Me!!

aaahhhh.... Servo


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Teri Gee - 3 months ago

So...I'm just thinking about this. The robots are susceptible to mental breakdowns, to being sung to sleep, to being taken over by pods, to becoming poseurs. Mike is resistant to all that, but he succumbs to NMCB. So...what is the difference?


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Mike Carmona - 5 months ago

Original title: My Cheese-steak and Egg


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jli@hush.com - 6 months ago

People keep dying but the numbers never drop!


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jli@hush.com - 6 months ago

1:16:55 First things first, before the battle it’s time to waste considerable energy to knock over a tower for no reason whatsoever.


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jli@hush.com - 6 months ago

1:06:40 Yeah, quit wasting the time of the immortal and eternal gods!


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jli@hush.com - 6 months ago

Huh, so Frank is empathically linked with a fuzzy slipper.


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Joseph Ewing - 7 months ago

IT'S MICHAEL CAINE AND ANDRE THE GIANT'S CHILD AGAIN!


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Elisa Farrington - 7 months ago

"There's implied death everywhere." - My kind of movie; I gave it a laugh.


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Elisa Farrington - 7 months ago

To quote Nummy Muffin Coolcol Butter being put in the basket: "Ouch!"
That, the close-up of the sick pooch, Frank's tantrum and the noises Tom adds to the guy blowing on the ram horn during the chicken dance are what made me laugh the most.


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Oh, dear gaaahhhhddddddd, that liturgical wedding dance is killin' me, man.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 8 months ago

@ 00:24:00, Frank is standing in front of a window with stars, how is that possible if you are deep inside the earth? *g*


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Daniel Durham - 9 months ago

well that got out of hand quick.


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Crypto Dentist - 9 months ago

There's something about MST3K and strange, extended dance sequences... Also it seems the tribe could have taken those headhunters any time. Was there any "plot" to discourage that notion?


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Marshall West Corbett - 10 months ago

That dance really will anger the gods


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Richard Deakin - 10 months ago

I wonder if Frank still has Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter as a pet lol. His head is probably hung over his mantle lol. How apropriate that would be seeing that the movie was Colossus and the "HEAD"hunters lol. Trivia time: ever wonder why the film's called Colossus and the Headhunters and the dude's kept being called mycheesesteak? Simple, it's a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing. It's an Italian movie originally called macheesteak and the headhunters(named after an italian mythological figure) and when it was put into english for the American viewing public they never changed his name on the script to Colossus(for the American viewer) and the voice-over people never caught it and kept saying mycheesesteak! Sux since they spent alotta money on the main title huh :-)


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Jerome Montgomery II - 11 months ago

A Wahoo McDaniels reference in this movie.To those that don't know Wahoo McDaniels he was pro wrestler and pro football player in the then AFL Miami Dolphins in the late 1960s


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Bronn K - 11 months ago

Okay, that one riff at 18:50 had me in stitches, with the lion. "Let's see, do I sleep tonight, or not...or?" Over so fast you don't realize it's there, but great if you catch it.


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Ray Garraty - 11 months ago

They sure found the bottom of the costume barrel for this movie


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Cliff Beefpile - 12 months ago

I've always loved the way "Colossus" just kind of strolls onto the scene, casually, to save everyone. No reason to lose your cool just because the whole bloody island is sinking in a ball of lava and flame!


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Sabrina Domingues - about 1 year ago

♫ Nummy, Nummy, Nummy I got cocoa butter in my tummy ♫


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Alex C. - about 1 year ago

As much as I'm against the exploitation of women as sex symbols, it is much much MUCH better to see scantily-clad women than men. This movie has exposed me to more man-thighs than I ever needed to see...


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

Ick…my cheesesteak was quite bland.


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Peter Privalov - over 1 year ago

This also has been DMCA'd, commenting to note myself.


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Stephanie~ - over 1 year ago

Crow's sob at 40:28 still gets me EVERY TIME! The way he just jolts forward, crying. hahahaha


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Joe Weintraub - over 1 year ago

I thought Frank's song was fantastic.
It was fantastic.
"I repaired your nipple."


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Robert Ferguson - over 1 year ago

Numby-muffin-coo-coo-butter....... WHY does Richard Gere come to mind ??


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Jason Edwards - over 1 year ago

A steel piniata? That could take hours!


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

So "Colossus", who isn't actually... well, colossus, stops King Kermit the Ringo Starr look alike, from taking over Elbonia, the land of mud (see Dilbert). Riveting, really. Thank goodness the riffs were legedary!


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

Is this... Is this a ripoff of the Hercules brand? *head explodes.*


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Wow, "Colossus And The Headhunters". Too bad I'm not a musician; that could be the name of my Kingsmen cover band.


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Nathan R Wren - almost 2 years ago

Mah cheesesteak!!!


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Just watched this last night, and I can't help wondering... just who the hell was responsible for casting the parts in this turkey? Who was responsible for picking out the guy to play "Colossus"? F'cripesake, just look at the guy -- he's not any taller than any other character, he doesn't even have a cool beard, and they expect the audience to think of this guy as a Colossus? This standard-issue gym rat? Are they shittin' us, man? D'ahh ha ha ha ha ha hah.

Of course, mind you, this massive casting FAIL makes this episode even more enjoyable.


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NS - almost 2 years ago

The beginning of this movie is actually the end of "Fire Monster Against the Son of Hercules," hence the cavemen turning into ancient Greeks between scenes. Confused the heck out of me the first time I saw it.


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Rachel Adams - almost 2 years ago

If I ever get a dog, I know what its name will be! (Nummymuffincocoabutter!) Or maybe my firstborn....


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Bulf Beefchuck - about 2 years ago

At 1:10:09 is that the ribbit guy from Danger Death Ray?