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606 - The Creeping Terror
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Gotta find a petting zoo. There are times a man needs the touch of a llama.
"Caldwell tended to agree with him but stated he had to follow his orders." It was a real interesting conversation.
Tom Servo - "Now that's done, now I have the whole day to myself."
Crow - "My love deprivation experiment is going well."
Mike - "I'm the narrator...I was just on break...I hope you don't mind."
If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography, THIS would be it!
While we're waiting, I'd like to point out that Angel County has great opportunities for light industrial development.
"Anyone who experienced that catastrope and survived would never go there again." Those who did not survive such a catastrope also would not go there again.
Got to find a petting zoo! There are times, when a man needs a touch of a llama.
Sorry, folks, I should have told you about the subplot. Even I, the narrator, was caught off-guard.
I bet his breath really stinks. Especially after he eats French people!
Gotta check under the movie... ah, yeah, there's a BIG mess under here, geez...
"I don't think we have anything This big." I know that from our wedding night...
Oh no! The thing is going ka-flooie and the do-hickey is going like the deal!
I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.
The first director to realize the dramatic potential of a rectal thermometer.
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This film is obviously the work of an auteur. What other horror film consists almost exclusively of narration and includes a folk hootenanny AND one of the most monotonous jazz dance songs imaginable? The French must adore it!
Someone should definitely make "It Conquered The World vs The Creeping Terror"! It would probably only cost about eighty bucks.
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I can't believe I kind of like this movie.
This movie is a riot .. a friggin' narrator to 'tell' us what's going on!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!! .. Classic!
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For a while, I was convinced the filmmakers didn't really care about the quality, because they were focused on pushing an ulterior agenda, like Red Scare Nationalism, or some sort of religious moral. But as the film crept along, and no messages came to the fore, an even more disturbing realization came over me: there was no ulterior agenda. They thought this qualified as an actual movie. The images move, I'll give them that.
To think someone made this and thought it was good makes me want to kill myself for shame.
Plan 9 has nothing on this movie
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You get the feeling they shot the whole film then discovered the sound man had no idea what he was doing.
AKA- The Terror That Shouldn't Have Been Able To Catch Anyone!
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.
It's odd that with all the foliage trembling going on throughout the film, nobody made a "just shakin' the bush, boss" joke.
So, is this just a city-wide example of humans with no functioning fight-or-flight response? If not, then how have any of these idiots survived on their own this long? They should have all drowned in the shower LONG before the monster showed up.
Oh yeah, an advanced-technology interstellar spaceship...full of bakelite knobs, analog meters, etc... Everything two monsters with NO HANDS need to fly to another planet!
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Bad enough that anyone can easily outrun this thing at normal wallking speed: but as it has no limbs, hands, or other means of physical manipulation . So basically anyone behind a closed door is 100% safe--even if it's unlocked,
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There isn't a riff during the dance hall sequence that doesn't crack me up.
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... So why is there a fight in the corner between two meatheads when there is a terrifying monster rampaging in the dance?!
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I think I want to go as the Creeping Terror for Halloween. I just need an old ratty blanket, some random spray painted washrags bunched up and walk around real slow-like. As the night goes on I can unroll more monstrous train of horror until I'm about ten feet long.
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da-da-da-DA-dum... da-da-da-DA-dum... da-da-da-DA-dum... da-DA-da-DA-da-DA-da-da-da-DAAA-dum... da-DA-da-DA-da-DA-da-da-da-DAAA-dum...
My brain is hurting, I.Q. lowering in a creeping kind of way.
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Oh no, here comes the creeping terror! Stroll! Stroll for your lives!
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This movie is such a circus; all that's missing is a bear on a unicycle.
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So the director just filmed a bunch of random crap without sound and then narrated over it in post? GENIUS!
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My goodness- this abomination would need a promotion to be an ipecac
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This has to be the worst movie on an MST3k episode. Not even Manos is this bad. The narrator is explaining to us what the characters had said!
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Hands down! One of the most ridiculous looking creatures of MST3k