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607 - Bloodlust



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Unknown Gibson - 3 months ago

I feel like most of their best riffs are the ones they do together.


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Teri Gee - 3 months ago

Troy Patterson sighting! Troy Patterson plays the drunken captain Tony. I thought he looked familiar and he should because he plays Joe, the friend with the car everyone borrows in Earth vs. the Spider!


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

Wow, Tom sure gets a lot of use out of his car... To bad Crow got stuck with sensible brown pants.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

On the farm, the big dogs have room to run and play. But he is more than a pet, he also protects the family.


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UncleDes - 6 months ago

You call pigs in by screaming "Sewer!!!" This seems apposite.


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Mitchell - 7 months ago

GEEZ! Could the brunette girl in this film be any more of a boat anchor?


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Mitchell - 7 months ago

LOVE Dr. Forrester's story arc in this episode!
(Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.)


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Trouser The Arctic Pooch - 11 months ago

ANARCHY! ANARCHY!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - about 1 year ago

55:11 I just lost The Game.


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

The melvin remarking that his girlfriend is too young to know as much about corsets as he does is one of the more baffling moments in any MST3K movie.


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It sounds like the floutist from this film's soundtrack went on to play in Manos!


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Jack Glastra - about 1 year ago

This movie works best when taken with at least 1 large bag of chronic.


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soundcloset - about 1 year ago

1:19 the crossbow is "loaded", he takes off the bolt and slides it into his inside jacket pocket, scraping his neck as he does so. THe razor-sharp tip fails to leave a mark. At 1:21 he arrives at the fallen guard with the bow in about the same position but the string is now slack. And the rifles...no bullets...they're useless to us otherwise -- couldn't be used as a club or anything -- ! So many, many doors from behind which to jump out and clobber an old man...


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soundcloset - about 1 year ago

At 1:30 he attempts to put the bolt in without pulling the string back. At 1:31 we see the string back and in the "loaded" position but the bow itself is out straight...and you can't "remove the firing pin" from a revolver without a hack-saw. But Mrs. Basehart is right: they're all ready for some complicate skit and..."It was me." Ha!!!


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NS - over 1 year ago

Our tour guide is the absolute worst,
Feeding us to a rich man's bloodthirst.
I'm sure to be snuffed
And then mounted and stuffed,
If my shirt doesn't strangle me first.


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

the MJP/Pearl character was the beginning of the end for me. Frank and Dr.Forrester eventually leave the show and that's when the intro segments aren't really funny anymore as far as I'm concerned. I started skipping Pearl's segments because she's just not funny.


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Inklicker - over 1 year ago

I like how in the 'educational' short they completely ignore the fact that cattle evolved to eat grass and and being fed grain makes them horribly ill.


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Urgh- Did anybody else find the skin and limbs to be genuinely horrifying? I mean, I know the props aren't that good, but just the idea of it...


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happyking - over 1 year ago

Servo reads from right to left.


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happyking - over 1 year ago

Crow's wearing his sensible slacks in the first host seg!


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AAAaHHHH Anarchy! ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Now promenade!


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C. Joseph Osborn - almost 2 years ago

Beer came out my nose at 15:45 - "Despair was the bumper crop."


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Tom Levier - almost 2 years ago

"Dr. Forrester, perhaps no other individual embodies the style, panache, and verve of the elegant sport of polo more than you."
- Gypsy


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

Oh god, I smell a "most dangerous game" ripoff coming...


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

No no no, silly bad guys! You forgot to install the sharpened stakes in your pitfall trap!


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

Lol when Gypsy says bitch that was awesome! This must have been that period in the 90's when certain 'mild' cuss words suddenly started becoming OK to say on T.V.


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Jim Mitchell - almost 2 years ago

Cows are a lot like people...theyre sinners. lol


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Paul Stiehr - almost 2 years ago

These four kooky kids are one dog short of groovy gang.


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

there's something i have to tell you....radishes make me burp!

Servo.....


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A Silhouette - about 2 years ago

at 58 minutes, the part where he throws them the unloaded gun... In a realistic situation chunk beef-flex 1 foot away from him would have just destroyed the unarmed old man.


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Morgan Zindzi T - about 2 years ago

"If there were any ninnies out here they'd have... been trying to sell us hand-painted coconuts by now."
Ah, the casual racism of 60's cinema.


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Stereo Catz - about 2 years ago

1:16:55 There's no bend in that crossbow.


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

"Then, we slaughter them."
Actually, dairy cattle don't make good beef.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

John the Baptist was in the New Testament, not the Old.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Okay gang let’s split up. Muscles and Judo will go together and the second group will consist of Timid and Wimpy.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

56:20 Was that the horse statue from the Brady Bunch?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

27:50 Ah, Crow, put your legs together man!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Hey, that clock isn’t even moving.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Well, we get a glimpse of why Dr. Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester turned out the way he did. I'm sure it won't last long, but for this episode I do feel sorry for the mad whose mother wanted a daughter.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

OK, the rats. Fancy rats are domesticated and far removed from their wild, aggressive, sewage encrusted, disease carrying ancestors. Besides being obviously well-fed and docile, they chose WHITE rats? Just another example of poor casting.


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Aaron Blasting - over 2 years ago

how did this guy teach these robots how to be sarcastic? amazing!


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

Egads! We have a working dog and cat. Actually, pigs are clean animals, the most disgusting ones are chickens.


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Jacob Hill - over 2 years ago

At 42:40, after Tom's toe jam joke, you can hear a woman laughing. Did someone in the studio laugh and their mics picked it up?


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~27:00 Crow has a Leg up--actually 2 of 'em up... he may as well sing when ever he sings whenever he Siiiiings!


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Crow in khakis... but still shirtless...hmm?


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 2 years ago

It's amazing that the stocky, elderly villain is able to take five people hostage by surrounding himself with them, standing within arm's reach of four of them, holding a single pistol up to the big guy and craning his head around to talk to the people behind him, all while his unarmed minion stands about twenty feet away. Even without the revelation that the pistol was unloaded the whole time, it's a wonder that our heroes didn't end the movie right there.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

They actually wrote, "So long, suckers,"? Hahaha.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I don't like hearing Robert Reed treasure hunting.


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Jenica Burgos - over 2 years ago

The "my mermaid outfit" riff slays me for DAYS after I watch this one.


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

1:08:33 Wow, Betty got huge!


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Fredrick Stafford - over 2 years ago

I am told Vincent Price was originally cast in the Dr. Balleau role, but once filming began Robert Reed’s incessant pit stains kept putting him off his lunch until he finally walked off the picture.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 2 years ago

Uncle Jim's farm AKA Parents too cheap to put their kids in summer camp.


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Kim Spence Dean - over 2 years ago

One of the best episodes, period. Short AND movie. Both brilliant.


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Stephen - almost 3 years ago

HEY, YOUNG MEN: JUST TACKLE THE LONE FREAKING MIDDLE-AGED KILLER WHO HAS HIS BACK TURNED TO YOU!! PROBLEM SOLVED, MOVIE OVER!! AHHHGGHG


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Fancy Pantserton - almost 3 years ago

...public service videos from the fifties and sixties make me want to burn things...


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

I can't believe there are two links for people who want to "enjoy" Bloodlust in all of its original, uninterrupted glory.


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

If they're dairy cows shouldn't Uncle Jim feed them powdered milk?


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00:27:36 - "Vegables!" Like Lunchables™ for vegetarians... or something...


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

Starting at around 9:45, farmer Jim tells the kids what their dairy cows eat. I wish America's cattle still ate like this, and not ground up bits of dead cows. It's so disturbing that they'd make cattle unwitting cannibals. They're herbivores, for goodness sake! Now in order to be certain you're buying products from cows that haven't been fed this kind of crap, you have to buy expensive organic. It's such a shame.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

In the beginning segment, when Tom Servo reads his part, he's reading right to left! Trace got it backwards!


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

No Brady Bunch jokes


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aw... ive never seen this one and it completely ends at 1:20. anyone have a full one they can upload? :(


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Ok, so, when Mike talks about going off and being Kenny G...what the heck? Is there some context for that I missed? I've watched this episode many times and I still don't get it.


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David - about 3 years ago

Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm is, in my humble opinion, the best riffed short of the entire series. It's only a couple of minutes long but has at least five laugh out loud moments. Honorable mention to Mr. B Natural but Uncle Jim is top of the heap !


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Dang....Gypsy FLIPS in the opening....she usually doesn't go off like that...


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Adam Weger - over 3 years ago

I'm here to tell you about Mutual of Omaha!


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

The 2nd intermission..... ah.... the "HOE - DOWN",(and I DON'T mean one of the sista's been shot on a corner) that vomits into a MOSH pit,.... well, ummmmm....


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Rachel Adams - over 3 years ago

Frank makes a great "girlfriend." Who knew?


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Glenn Wobick - over 3 years ago

This has the same music as The Unearthly. I call shinanigins!!!!


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James Hinson - over 3 years ago

Alternate film title: The most boringist game


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The mystery murder dinner party sketch is one of my absolute favorites. Short, sweet and hysterical. Brilliant character based comedy. One of the things that was so great about this show was the consistency of the characters. Love em all!


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Crosby Ferguson - almost 4 years ago

Another of my favorites. One of the few I actually own...