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607 - Bloodlust
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"It would be too bad to come all the way to this island and not see the boiled head!"
"G'bye! We'll send you that arm if we find it!"
"So long, you corn-shuckin' suckers!"
"Back home, a Hershey's™ truck has overturned and everyone's gettin' all the free chocolate they want!"
"I find that I can sit for hours and not make a single sound..." - Why don't you demonstrate?
Already the children have disturbed Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim is an edgy man who should not be riled.
So it turns out 'rosebud' was his sled! And then, The Crying Game, well turns out the chick had a... HEY HEY! That's enough.
Now I understand why he's so sick! Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch!
See? We dump this stuff in the creek, and the government pays us for it!
See? I knew he was only kidding. Why that thing's just a toy, it couldn't kill anyone. You're forgetting about the boiled heads aren't you ?
Pete, drop down and see if you can see any signs of them. Why don't you drop down and kiss my pink behind ?!
Y'now Andy - I think maybe Betty and George would like to see the hayloft! Whaddya think?
Heh heh heh...uhhh... Nnnnot really- Is there anything on TV?!
"I can't go on forever pretending to be a useless drunk." Fun for awhile but my liver keeps shutting down.
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding! Well whata know somebody fell in the thresher again.
Please, uh, BEAR with me folks! Hey, didja know in college I was an Ursa Major?! I'm kidding! {drum roll}
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The "my mermaid outfit" riff slays me for DAYS after I watch this one.
1:08:33 Wow, Betty got huge!
I am told Vincent Price was originally cast in the Dr. Balleau role, but once filming began Robert Reed’s incessant pit stains kept putting him off his lunch until he finally walked off the picture.
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NO FUTURE! NO FUTURE! ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ...Now promenade.
Uncle Jim's farm AKA Parents too cheap to put their kids in summer camp.
One of the best episodes, period. Short AND movie. Both brilliant.
HEY, YOUNG MEN: JUST TACKLE THE LONE FREAKING MIDDLE-AGED KILLER WHO HAS HIS BACK TURNED TO YOU!! PROBLEM SOLVED, MOVIE OVER!! AHHHGGHG
...public service videos from the fifties and sixties make me want to burn things...
I can't believe there are two links for people who want to "enjoy" Bloodlust in all of its original, uninterrupted glory.
If they're dairy cows shouldn't Uncle Jim feed them powdered milk?
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00:27:36 - "Vegables!" Like Lunchables™ for vegetarians... or something...
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Starting at around 9:45, farmer Jim tells the kids what their dairy cows eat. I wish America's cattle still ate like this, and not ground up bits of dead cows. It's so disturbing that they'd make cattle unwitting cannibals. They're herbivores, for goodness sake! Now in order to be certain you're buying products from cows that haven't been fed this kind of crap, you have to buy expensive organic. It's such a shame.
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In the beginning segment, when Tom Servo reads his part, he's reading right to left! Trace got it backwards!
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No Brady Bunch jokes
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aw... ive never seen this one and it completely ends at 1:20. anyone have a full one they can upload? :(
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Ok, so, when Mike talks about going off and being Kenny G...what the heck? Is there some context for that I missed? I've watched this episode many times and I still don't get it.
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Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm is, in my humble opinion, the best riffed short of the entire series. It's only a couple of minutes long but has at least five laugh out loud moments. Honorable mention to Mr. B Natural but Uncle Jim is top of the heap !
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Dang....Gypsy FLIPS in the opening....she usually doesn't go off like that...
I'm here to tell you about Mutual of Omaha!
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The 2nd intermission..... ah.... the "HOE - DOWN",(and I DON'T mean one of the sista's been shot on a corner) that vomits into a MOSH pit,.... well, ummmmm....
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Frank makes a great "girlfriend." Who knew?
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This has the same music as The Unearthly. I call shinanigins!!!!
Alternate film title: The most boringist game
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The mystery murder dinner party sketch is one of my absolute favorites. Short, sweet and hysterical. Brilliant character based comedy. One of the things that was so great about this show was the consistency of the characters. Love em all!
Another of my favorites. One of the few I actually own...