608 - Code Name Diamond Head
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No one should make love to this man.
"Judging cakes ought to be fun." But this woman sucks the joy out of it.
Oh, not your gall stones, Henry.
"Here the folks are looking on."
Let's get busy in the car.
There's a rattlesnake in my phone!
Let me guess. The last words in this movie are gonna be 'Ah-ha ha-ha ha...ha!'
'This is SO almost Mitchell.' 'It's about 50 pounds short of Mitchell.'
Alright! We snuck into the drive-in with four people in the trunk!
"It's quite like a little family, really." In that we all drink and hurt each other.
Switch to The Name Of The Game, will ya? Oh, I forgot; it's the wrong decade.
'The intrigue thickens.' 'I can't look away.'
Stand by for mild interest on the high seas!
"One excuse! COME ON!" Uh, my mom said I couldn't? My dog ate my homework, uh?
Let's do some nitrous.
Is it just me or did nothing happen?
You know, in retrospect, the luggage scene was really fascinating.
"Let's take this place apart." Let's put the ceiling where the floor is.
Oliver Twist had more Hawaiian locations than this movie.
Mrs. Bates wants her hair back.
I'm gonna sit this scene out, if you don't mind.
I don't feel fresh, Johnny.
"Damn, I'm on speaker-phone!"
"I didn't know you could cook." I didn't know you could eat.
Hey, hey, hey, that's the director's coke!
Ted Turner in Frenzy.
Jenny Craig, put me in reverse!
"He knows who I am, and he knows who you are." And he knows who he is.
Rosie O'Donnell in The Gauntlet.
"This is a jet plane." Where's the corn go?!
Pickles pack the stands for the pickle races!
"Brother Bob is interested in the butterfly exhibit." Too interested.
Tonight on "Generic TV Movie"...
Rope had more Hawaiian locations than this film!
Ew, he's got a Jackie Mason body!
Do you have any canned items?
Captured pilots are paraded before the citizens! Women are excited by seeing the word 'Member'!
This is a job for Regular Guy!
Looks like he's got, oh, about 15¢ in his pocket.
Ah, you only rent holy water...
Hey, I cracked their code! I'm pretty sure it's called Diamond Head.
"It's time for lunch!" Let's go eat something grey.
And the crowd goes wild. (...Yay...)
He realizes he had not known Cow until this day.
"They rounded up every Jimmy Buffet Fan on the island."
"THE COAST GUARD,for men who are to chicken to join the NAVY..."
" Give everyone an ice cube on me !!!"
"Well it's been nice bein' here in downtown FARGO, but I should be getting back to HAWAII..."
"Hey you tryin' to give me the high hat?"
"CARROTS, CARROTS, I love CARROTS !!!!!!!!"
There is debt involved now, the inturiuge thickens.
And put the Campfire Girls on "standby".
Thats not a keg you idiot.
Like a bird, Like a plane, Like an idiot!
I gotta pick up a can of tampons for my girlfriend.
Tonight, on generic tv movie.
Tonight's episode: No Soup with Buffet.
He promised Sid and Nancy he'd stop by.
Enjoy the cocaine, Father!
Code Name: Cubic Zirconia Head
If those pants were any tighter they'd be behind her!
She was going to name her boat "The Stereotype", but she's decided on "Dragon Lady"
Ah, urinal cakes...my favorite!
Ugh, people gotta start buttoning their shirts in this movie!
TONIGHT!!! One of these three contestants will find out WHERE THEY'VE SEEN THIS GUY!!!
You said you had a cabin! This is just property!
Oh! This looks like a good place to put up a roadside poison gas stand, don't ya think?
He lives in Hawaii but somehow has a furnished room in St. Paul.
-He's going as Rip Taylor.
-I'm a general, ha!
This song is all about how he hates Jack Lord.
"Anythin to declare?" I'm Lovejoy.
Tonight on a very special Ravi Shenkar - P.I.
"The blue ribbon goes to a girl." - THE COWS ARE FURIOUS!
Here is a tractor. It's much like the one Bob's father has ... except this one doesn't have father's arm stuck in it.
This is a jet plane. Wonder what it would be like to fly it ... over Cambodia, secretly maintaining plausible deniability.
Grazing in grass is a gas baby........ can you dig it........
Hitler's Death Car!
That's either the world's worst haircut or the world's worst wig.
His head's gone, stop rubbing!
I want you to go all out! Use the station wagon!!
I'm ODing on intrigue!
Ah, Mr Handbag, once again I see you're not on the carousel yet.
Ah, Mr Jesus, you have a nasty habit of surviving.
Later these moths turn up in the mouths of Bob's victims.