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608 - Code Name Diamond Head



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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

I still love bad spy movies, but whew... this one was bad!


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NS - 5 months ago

A spy in the guise of a yahoo
Tries to hold back bad gas in Oahu.
Perhaps he can win
The heart of Fan-Fan Nguyen
But I've run out of rhymes for "Oahu."


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Mike, 'Bots... don't be so insecure. Our eyes may wander to shirtless villains now and again, but we always come back to you. ;)


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Mitchell - 7 months ago

I don't think that in this nor in the General Hospital shorts do they make a single 'The Invaders' reference.
Weird!


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The implication at the end that Frank can walk off being electrocuted down to just a skeleton much better than Dr. Forrester can is quite fitting, don't you think?


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Teri Gee - 10 months ago

I just noticed that the brushes Frank and Dr. F. are using to clean themselves at the end are actually the big push brooms that you screw onto a handle. You can even see the holes. :)


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BrainiacsDaughter - 12 months ago

A Kentucky Cycle reference? Nothing is obscure to MST3K


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Jane Sproul - about 1 year ago

I think farming can explain why Father is eighty-five.


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

"Pity we don't have an apple to put in his mouth." It doesn't really seem like a comeuppance if you're echoing a fat joke back to a guy who isn't fat.


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Ozzie Olin - over 1 year ago

Even for this show, there's a LOT of Minnesota references in this one.


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MSTeacher3K - over 1 year ago

It's ridiculous how obvious the agents are when they're following someone. Zulu is about as subtle as a kid crying in a crowd.


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Bryson Gerard - over 1 year ago

HOLD EVERYTHING! Is the farmer in the short also the Frog Leg Cafe owner in Red Zone Cuba!?


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TANKK 3000 - over 1 year ago

Did anyone else notice the asian lady is the same from the star trek episode where Kirk touches her tears and becomes her slave?....oh and buddy with the mustache was on young and restless lol.


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Abigail Adams - over 1 year ago

This is one of those things where the director has only the vaguest idea what a "plot" is, but decides if he strings together a bunch of random happenstance and dumb code names it should be good enough.


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I can't get that stupid music out of my head! And, uh, is the "Hawaiian Punch" in the closing segment a can of pie filling?


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Vic Vertebrate - over 1 year ago

I used to live in Hawaii. You may not believe it, but this kind of thing happened every week.


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

uh...let's see....uh Sharon Wilkerson, Debbie Johnson, 'kay go right in ladies...!


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Also, they missed a good opportunity for a Sun Ra reference at 14:30 or so: "Up! Up! Up in the air!" (That's almost exactly a line from the song called "Rocket Number 9", so it's not like there's any shortage of Sun Ra references on the show, but still)


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"Rotting Industrial Grandma" would be a great name for a death metal band.


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Bender Rodriguez - almost 2 years ago

Mean boy scout troop leader Mike is hilarious!


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Roll Fizzle Beef - almost 2 years ago

I kept getting distracted with the villain that I swear was Timothy Dalton's doppleganger. At any moment I expected a shaken not stirred exclamation.


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Stereo Catz - almost 2 years ago

Why doesn't Diamond Head get help from T.C. or Rick?


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

Why does this make me want to be in a made-for-tv movie? What's... happening... to..... me...???


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A Silhouette - almost 2 years ago

I laughed WAY too much at "How much is a four worth? you know?"


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"A Day at the Fair" might very well be my favorite short! There are more laugh-out-loud moments here than any other that leap to mind. I was literally bent over laughing uncontrollably during the cow contest part.


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Mike Carmona - almost 2 years ago

Frank and Dr. F...YeOUCH! Soap in the eyes...!


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Scott A. Taylor - about 2 years ago

I'm impressed that the Lovejoy TV series was shown in USA ... I remember this show from years back (when living in UK) :P It seems surprising that a british TV show like this went international. Cool though huh!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

it's Blackbeard from Pirates of the Caribbean


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Sarahbean - about 2 years ago

Could someone PLEASE explain what a Montclaire moment is!


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Lois Kobb - over 2 years ago

1:27:38 Teets! Dick! For the twelve-year-olds among us. 8>]


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Sabrina Domingues - over 2 years ago

I know a thing or two about a thing or two!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Frank and Dr. F. and their OCD trip - Clayton looks very different without his glasses... I like the way they fly out of his wash tub during his mad frenzy to de-germ himself. Almost as funny as the pop can stuck in Crow's eye.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Although Mike pointed it out at the wrong place in the end credits, this WAS filmed entirely on location in Hawaii! Unlike Hawaii 5-O or Magnum PI, it showed the real place, not just swanky hotels, clubs and beaches. Victor Newman had about 4 lines; he looked like a svelt Tom Selleck to me.


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Richard Deakin - over 2 years ago

CORRECTION!!!! I just looked it up, HANS GUDEGAST was the Rat Patrol mustached guys real name, and he played a German desert commander named Hans Dietrich....too many Hans' lol


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Richard Deakin - over 2 years ago

Great MST3K episode, bad made for tv movie lol. Love the 70's. Trivia time: Just so you know,Lovejoy was a bad tv series where Ian McShane ala Lovejoy aka Codename Tree (great codename btw lol) played a cop or P.I. or sumthin'. Series lasted a few yrs. believe it or not! The big tubby Hawiiaan dude is ZULU aka the original KONO from Hawaii 5-O, and NOO Grace Park is not the original KONO.She just likes playing guy parts like in the re-make of Battlestar Galactica she played BOOMER (another guy part, black guys part actually).The hott chinese lady Frances Nugyen or whateva was on the original Star Trek as "Elaan Of Troyus" aka the princess chick whose tears made you love her if you touched them. Roy Thinnes aka Diamond-Head also was on Battlestar Galactica for 5 seconds as a crimminal/demolitions expert on that "ice Station" eipsode. Ward Costello aka the fat old man who was Codename Aunt Martha or sumthin' lol was Admiral Quinn from STTNG season ONE. He kicked Riker's ass into a coffee table while possessed by those throat parasites! And last but not least Eric Braeden aka That Mustached-Guy, aka The "Rat Patrol" Guy and like someone else mentioned The Young & Restless Soap Opera star Victor Newman, but did you know his real name was actually Hans Gruber or sumthin' like that! Maybe I'm thinking of the original "Die-Hard" movie but I know his name was originally Hans sumthin' like that! He changed it after The Rat Patrol show went off the air I guess because it/HE sounded TOO German but then again he did play a German desert commander on the show soo? That woulda been weird having a guy named Hans playing a wealthy cosmetics CEO on Y&R huh lol. Well thats all for me, until then Zig Heil, I mean toodles :-D


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DAVID MYERS - over 2 years ago

"A tribute to careful shaving"! Hah!


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

So I'm sitting here drinking my morning coffee. Get a big mouthful and suddenly Tom pipes in with "Women are excited at seeing the word 'member'." Bam! Coffee everywhere. I gotta stop drinking while watching these...


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


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Carrie is So Very - over 2 years ago

What was that guy in? Young and the Restless! Eric Braeden had been playing That Mustache (aka Victor) for about 15 years when this episode aired.


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starman 76 - over 2 years ago

this film had a definite 'Riding With Death' vibe, I kept wanting to shout 'leave Robert Denby alone!'


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Me, one minute into the movie: "Gee, that guy looks a lot like Ian McShane!"

Movie, four seconds later: "With guest stars Ian McShane..."

What? How can this be?


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

The Crash Test Dummies skit ! ! !


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Stereo Catz - almost 3 years ago

Don't know where I've seen that guy but he kind of reminds me of Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York.


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Stereo Catz - almost 3 years ago

15:00 I prefer ghost-riding the whip.


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Stereo Catz - almost 3 years ago

Ha-ha... Hitler didn't die in a car.


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

Ok, I was prepared to just say "Ian McShame on you" and leave it at that, but then the unabashed lameness of that last scene nearly decapitated me! I think the director just made it up at lunch! And none of them seemed the least bit worried about security for the Korean Ambassador!


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This is still gone? Come on!


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Peter Privalov - about 3 years ago

This is also DMCA'd


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 3 years ago

Bad "movie!" Bad, bad "movie!" You deserve to be spanked! Ack!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost a few brain cells trying to follow that little plot there. Good thing I had anatomy homework to help distract me, and rebuild the dendrites!


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Jonathan Wade - over 3 years ago

at 44:37, did tom call magic voice a sh*thead?


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NS - over 3 years ago

26:05 If you've ever wondered what This Boy's Life would have been like if it had been rated PG and Robert De Niro's character had been played by William H. Macy-- wonder no more!


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Phil Carstens - over 3 years ago

Brad Roberts! That voice! It hurts!!


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Stephanie~ - over 3 years ago

I love this episode so much! There's so many things for me in this. Servo singing Nirvana, Victor Newman from Young and the Restless lol...it goes on and on.


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RevJoan - over 3 years ago

25:23 it's the priest from Harold and Maude-


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Castleton Snob - almost 4 years ago

A very good underrated episode. 70's made for TV movie that is perfect for MST.