609 - The Skydivers
|Short - Why Study Industrial Arts?:|
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What if you put acid in someone's toaster? What if you soaked someone's donut in acid?
Oh you'll never belive, where those Keebler cookies come from!
With my luck, I'd fall right in a stump grinder.
Jeez, they should set a place for Eraserhead.
"Unknown vehicle on desk please acknowledge... Unknown vehicle acknowledge, over... Car on desk, acknowledge... Vehicle not responding, mandatory termination procedure begun, in the name of God and country!... Ah, beautiful, beautiful! Splash one, splash one, look at the carnage! Hahaha! Ah what a great day! I'm gonna swing her around again and confirm termination.. beginning run... Termination complete. Acceptable losses. Let's go home."
"Damn you Servo!!!"
How solid is a skydiving based economy?
Hey, a Wal Mart got built since we jumped!
We applaud the concept of flight!
This is an "I can't pay you but I'll put your name in the credits" cast list.
One of Sousa's tender love ballads.
Someone got a doctorate in industrial arts??
Thirty Buffalo Shots Over Tokyo!
Have you found The Butt, folks? It's the one with the dots!
"This here is the butt of choice, right there..."
"Yeah, it won the Palm De Butt at Cannes!"
I assume Ike didn't know this was going on...
Filmed in Despair-Vision!
"It's turned into a John Waters film!"
"I think that heroin has hit this town in a big way!"
"Hey, I thought somebody was gonna die!"
"Yeah, make with the death!"
OK, double whip-out at 4000 feet!
Excuse me, we're filming a James Bond movie here! Could you move, please?
Race you to the ladder! Two zips, and we're naked!
Due to my education in Industrial Arts, I knew my wife was having an affair...
Her dress is going through the Time Tunnel!
That's the last time I let a DART decide where I go on vacation...!
Oooohhh, right in the fuselage!
They're going to invoke the spirit of the continuity man...
Hey, here's a tip: don't buy the Tommy Kirk workout video!
Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder edited this film!
Enjoy this tribute to white wide-bodies!
Ted Kennedy's PT-109!
Should I be gaining speeeeeeeeeeeed....?
From here she looks like an ant that gets prettier every day!
I saw my hair in the mirror, and I panicked!
Terror At Sea Level!
Coffee? That's better than sex!
"The Ten Commandments" had a smaller cast than this!
Frolicking has never been so depressing.