609 - The Skydivers
|Short - Why Study Industrial Arts?:|
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Look over there it's the Dark Grandma of Death. *gasps*
Awwww... NOW WE'LL NEVER GET COFFEE!
Now to finish the job and run him over! ehehehe
HER HELMET SHIFTED!!
I thought he'd love the english muffin pizza, but no...
I still like this movie better than "Top Gun"... a LOT better!
Oh, so THAT'S a pancreas! It looks like an ear of corn!
George Herman Ruth on guitar!
Moving down further, into the esophagus itself...
♫Oh you never would believe ♪ where those Keebler cookies come from!♫
With my luck, I'd fall right in a stump grinder.
Jeez, they should set a place for Eraserhead.
Crow - "Finally coffee! Woohoooo!"
Crow - "Is your wife seeing anyone right now?"
Tom Servo - "I'm hungry for cupcakes and I don't know why."
Mike(as Jon Lovits doppleganger) - "Yeah, that's the ticket."
This is so beautiful... OH! MY SHIN BONE!!!
Jeez, Dylan Thomas was in here, he didn't drink this much.
It made ya mad. It made ya mean mad. It worked on you 'til you were nothin' but a big ball of mean....
Kind of like 'Manos' without the lucid plot.
He'd never touch you, Terry. You're dirt.
"OK. I'll check you out." Let me get the rubber glove.
I'm lonely down there.
I think they're going for 'The Quiet Man' movie fight record.
"Feels good. Makin' like a bird. Floatin' around up there." Poopin' on people.
I'll be the stain on the runway.
Oh, get a spatula and a garbage bag.
She's got more pancake than the IHOP.
"Yeah, but if people ever found out...." They'd know about it.
or skin, i-if you can get it.
This was his batch (sob).
Hi! Boy, I'm not attracted to your wife, she's a regular orangutan! Sooo.... whatcha doin?
--Pat Buchanan! With a gun! --Normal.
"Honey, the NOODLE is ready."
I see me a hippie... Get yer hair cut hippie! Not so 'groovy' is it?
This isn't The Right Stuff... it's just... stuff.
The juxtaposition of scenes, it's just like The Godfather.
I think heroin has hit this town in a big way!
Ah, salute to no panty lines!
"Unknown vehicle on desk please acknowledge... Unknown vehicle acknowledge, over... Car on desk, acknowledge... Vehicle not responding, mandatory termination procedure begun, in the name of God and country!... Ah, beautiful, beautiful! Splash one, splash one, look at the carnage! Hahaha! Ah what a great day! I'm gonna swing her around again and confirm termination.. beginning run... Termination complete. Acceptable losses. Let's go home."
"Damn you Servo!!!"
"Hey Nel-stone. Ya know why I call you Nel-stone? Cause you are so stoned. You wake and bake every-day. You are SO HIGH!"
*Shot of the DZ*
Crow: Ahhh... The Nebraska State Forest.
the monitor lizard looks delicious
hey... i can see my feet from here!
i'm sorry, i thought it was the car..
How solid is a skydiving based economy?
Hey, a Wal Mart got built since we jumped!
So, ah, is your wife seeing anyone right now?
Hey, you guys have Death come up to play a game of chess with you?
Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!
I guess the job interview isnt going that well.
Hey, where's Squishy?
There's a cactus up my a.....
We applaud the concept of flight! Yaaay!
♫Sex for sundries is fun♫ everybody! ♫sex for sundries is fun♫
It's Jackie Gleason's "Music to get Acid to"
We applaud the concept of flight!
This is an "I can't pay you but I'll put your name in the credits" cast list.
We saw you folks in the vicinity so, we’re killing you.
I feel like a cheeseburger. Will you go make love to the guy at Jack in the Box?
Do the actors do there own skydiving? No the skydivers do there own acting.
Why are they sitting in a refrigerator box?
Marlo Thomas in 'That Guy'.
Well the previous tenant didn’t flush.
Oh no - this is my camping gear!
"Come on! I thought someone was gonna die!" "Yeah make with the death!"
Her hair blossomed!
"Well, Frankie, are you a chicken?" Ah, let me see... Am I a chicken? Well, I don't have a comb, or a gizzard, but sometimes I do ingest gravel to grind my food...
"I mean really kiss me, Frankie." Okay, let me get a running start...
They thought of scattering his remains from an airplane, but it seemed a little insensitive.
Tool operator....Toooooool operator
"Theres alot of glancing going on..."
She slept with the pharmacist for some Sea Breeze?
"Put your arms around me and kiss me, Harry!" - Or kiss me smooth, either way.
I predict that in a climactic finale, she jumps without a chute and then her hair opens up.
One of Sousa's tender love ballads.
Someone got a doctorate in industrial arts??
I can't get this thing back in my pants, Earl!
Then they pants you, then drag you round the tra-a-ack.
"Harry, let's go out and join the party." No, let's stay in the crawlspace!
Stop calling me "Lumpy-butt"!
I need to get out of the sun to maintain my fish-belly white complexion...
This place is just CRAWLING with missile silos...
Any talk of unions brings a threat of reprisals at this school!!
Rat-a-tat-tat!! I keep a copy of..Popular Mechanics under my ..mattress...
I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw...ohhohooo
Thrust the nail into the..soft..yielding..wood
We saw you folks in the vicinity so we're killing you.
Well it's one of those cars, I'll just start shooting.
It's an episode! Somebody, put a tongue under his wallet!
Oh Heavens! Earl we'd best leave I put the Black Curse of Loki on 'em.
Hey, from up here it looked like his chute didn't o ...
Hey, look! Benji got an Oldsmobile!
Geeet yourrrr motorrrrr runninnnn
Should I pop this ?
Tell your little brother thanks for the helmet.
The loneliness of the long distance greaser.
We'll need actors, people who can read...lines with...and interact with others.
Extruded plastic dingus.
Thirty Buffalo Shots Over Tokyo!
Have you found The Butt, folks? It's the one with the dots!
"This here is the butt of choice, right there..."
"Yeah, it won the Palm De Butt at Cannes!"
I assume Ike didn't know this was going on...
Filmed in Despair-Vision!
"It's turned into a John Waters film!"
"I think that heroin has hit this town in a big way!"
"Hey, I thought somebody was gonna die!"
"Yeah, make with the death!"
OK, double whip-out at 4000 feet!
Excuse me, we're filming a James Bond movie here! Could you move, please?
Race you to the ladder! Two zips, and we're naked!
Due to my education in Industrial Arts, I knew my wife was having an affair...
Her dress is going through the Time Tunnel!
That's the last time I let a DART decide where I go on vacation...!
Oooohhh, right in the fuselage!
They're going to invoke the spirit of the continuity man...
Hey, here's a tip: don't buy the Tommy Kirk workout video!
Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder edited this film!
Enjoy this tribute to white wide-bodies!
Ted Kennedy's PT-109!
Should I be gaining speeeeeeeeeeeed....?
From here she looks like an ant that gets prettier every day!
I saw my hair in the mirror, and I panicked!
Terror At Sea Level!
Coffee? That's better than sex!
"The Ten Commandments" had a smaller cast than this!
They kiss like dolphins.
Now people like to whisper the word 'sinkhole' around this neighborhood, but it's really not a problem...
Frolicking has never been so depressing.
Did the actors do their own skydiving? I think the skydivers did their own acting.
" I'm sorry, I thought it was the car"
And thus we peer into the complex inner workings of this character.
You know, the fact that they skydive doesn't make me like them.
Well, they really captured that kind of situation, didn't they?
It seems like they forgot to have things happen in this movie.
Generic plane, cheaper than other planes.
So how long have you liked coffee?.........Where is it, your coffee?
Sure is a heck of a lot of glancing going on here.
Wow it's really beutifu-OW MY SHIN BONE! OH GOD!
"Sex for sundries is fun! Hey!"
I was born to be wild, my mom said so!
If only he'd taken an industrial arts course....