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610 - The Violent Years
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"Take your kitchen: You ever notice anything about it?" Uh... it's a prison?
Jesus... You got a claw hammer or something I can work on this with?
So they strip in the woods for a total stranger but they're modest in their own home.
If only parents would....teach their children to respect the ten commandments." Or beat the love of Jesus into them.
This was the feel-good movie of 1956!
Audiences left with a song in their hearts and a smile on their faces!
"And you said she couldn't boil water without burning it!" - You're a damned liar!!
"A nice little conspiracy, for a nice young man." like Whitewater...
"I drive everyone away with my affectionate good natured demeanor."
In a related story, Paula Parkins...picked a peck of pickled peppers
'Hey Bob, I thought you said your sister was just a little kid' ... she must be forty!
"Dad's a swell guy, you'll like him"...just don't use his razor, he goes ballistic.
A new car..." - Instead of a cigar. "A new watch..." - Instead of a squash!
"What's a four letter word for nuisance?" Standard sitcom joke landing on runway seven.
You know, a federal indictment may prove difficult to overcome in the student elections.
Don't know why i'm baking my panties? But that's what mom suggested!
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That judge usually looks like his eyes are closed when he's talking. Did he write his lines on the inside of his eyelids or is he even putting himself to sleep?
Nothing like a message movie that sledgehammers home its moral right at the start via voice over narration. The 50's were so subtle.
Geez! Did Geppetto carve this dialogue?
Why would she be stupid enough to allow a reporter from her Dad's office to walk into her co-ed slumber party? What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!!
And then she gets even stupider!!!
What could possibly be worse than being a "thrill seeker" and being forced to listen to that judge's stilted, slower than continental drift sentencing speech?
Mike mike mike mamama mike mike mike mamama mike mamama mike mamama mike mike mike!
Am I out of Reba? Do I need more Reba? Or any Wynnona??
Best opening ever!
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wth is this short about?! is it an ad for electric appliances? it reminds me of that short with the angel and the couple trying to leave on their honeymoon but the hubby has to write a song first and its an ad about phones....
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Women can't rape men. There has to be some small part of the man that is consenting for it to work, though Ive heard this part is less small on black guys.
....I am in love with Tom's theme song... it's the kinda self-aggrandizing egotism that I can get behind!
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Mike wears Chuck Taylor's with a jumpsuit. Who knew?
Wow, this was a spicy one. So I guess Paula Accused Her Parents, but didn't have the same luck as that other guy.
#rifftrax
i did a c-secton..i was unable to find anything
That Esther Hoffman Howard bit is pure gold. Makes the horror of 'A Star Is Born' almost worthwhile.
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I love this show, but this episode is seriously disturbing. They've always been kind of playfully sexist, but this really crosses the line. Two lovers in a car get held up. One of them gets dragged off into the woods, stripped, and gang raped at gunpoint. And Mike and the bots not only cheer it on but keep going back to how so many other people must be lining up, hoping it'll happen to them.
So wait, in the short, if that iron isn't electric then why is it plugged into the wall?
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Huh. Ever since Mike came, these episodes have been having more sexual jokes...makes me a bit uncomfortable...
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47:57-Kevin lifts Servo until his arm shows. They're just puppets? Who knew? My life is a sham! I'm going back to what's real: National elections, NBA Officiating, Federal Reserve currency, Patriots Super Bowl wins, the WWF...
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Turn your crank to FRANK! Gets be every time because here in Maine we have a 107.5 FRANK FM. But it's Classic Rock, lol not Country.
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lol Crow's reaction at the start, to servo's head, just kills me.
I will never sleep again.
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i could be mistaken, but isn't that scally(sp?) from Racket Girls at around 39:40?
Servo LOST IT
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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE. This is the origin of one of the songs I loved as a teenager. The speech the judge gives at her sentencing at the end of the film is excerpted in the song "So What" by Ministry from their awesome album "The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste." Go on iTunes and listen to it. When I got to this part of the film I just couldn't believe my ears. I never knew where they got the clip for the song, so it was a huge wonderful surprise.
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Only one segment was dated. You do realize this episode came out in 1994. The other host segments where topical
It's like they were trying to make the host segments as dated as possible. Some good riffs, though.