610 - The Violent Years
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Don't lightly kiss my belly then don't nibble on my nipple-buds. And don't drag your shiny hair across my body, 'cause I hate that!
(Girl's voice) We shot that bad barkeep.
My rape victim refuses to come to Lamaze classes!
"He's calling the back seat!" "You'll never guess where I'm calling from!"
Hi girls, can I see your park permit -OH MY GOD!
Odd meatloaf, honey!
You think I look like Lincoln, honey?
We shot that fat barkeep!
"I've got a connection that doesn't like school." Chester, the third-grader.
Think of the hellish life, your mother writing you blank checks...
But does that justify making right turns? No, I say to you!
"Something about growing mushrooms under artificial conditions." And avoiding the narcs.
"YOUNG MAN ROBBED, CRIMINALLY ATTACKED BY FOUR GIRLS"
"Refuses to file charges!"
"Says thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
"Hundreds of men flock to crimescene!
I'll send my secretary to see the baby.
Do I need more Reba?
There, now I look like mom.
[Crow] Oh your smoldering averageness, stop me!
[Crow] So the point of this short is that we should dabble in mushroom growing...
"Here's what we'll do..." Get some rope ... chainsaw ... potassium nitrate...
Waah, waah, waah - I'm an infant, I'm an infant, give me everything...
Here come da ME...
When a woman that top-heavy falls, look out!
Huh - here comes Uncle Mame...
They have to pick up Mamie van Doren...
By the way, we're all pregnant from the guy we attacked...
Eleven dollars went a long way, back then...
Too bad she doesn't have an electric dress.
Judge- "Their attitude can be summed up in two callous words..."
Crow- "BORE. ING."
"A new dress... instead of a caress. A new car..." --Instead of a cigar...
Uh, your moustache is falling off, sir.
She's Judy Jetson!
"Hello, Barney!" Where's your big purple suit?
Well, I tried to jump start him, but it didn't work...
They should have never used a Manuel Francisco on this movie, an electric one would be so much better!
Uh oh! The movie has a surgeon general's warning!
ED WOOD?! NOOOOO!!!!
"Talked to your Dad about mushrooms. Huh! Think I impressed the old fart."
"I'm not gonna' clap the erasers!"
"Pajamas, Jazz and Communism... This is WILD!"
"Now there's a girl who takes 'squishiness' and does somethin' about it!"
"It got rough last night."
"This film is brought to you by The Nerd Council! Support your local Nerd!"
"She needs to meet a musician."
"SHUT UP!! THE MEN ARE TALKING IN HERE!!"
"Wow! The bacon truck is here!"
"The Young Millie Helper Chronicles."
..."Alex has little time for girls..."
"And all this was started because of their electric kitchen?"
"Don't rush, just mosey into the chase now..."
"There's an audible thud every time he tells a joke."
"Well, I don't know who you are or why you're here but come on in!"
"I just love bacon crisp and crunchy like this!" - Yeah, evidently.
What is this, a Noël Coward play?
Please, stop, I'm vulnerable.
Dad's calling from Chippendale's, he's got two shows, he won't be home.
More food, hide the pain, more food.
Mom told me not to, but I just had to pick that pimple!
I think I'll throw pigs blood on the wall...
Quick - Scotchguard the couch!
If it's that denuding girl gang, I'd better go in alone...
Well, get yourself a guy, I'll see if I can find you a nightie...
We like milk, and it shows!
Hello, girls! Good luck with the hold-up!
- Honey, here's your Slim-Fast!
- I could have sworn I had a daughter...
How does someone become a, how you say, 'housewife'...?
Now, to get my bustier out of the freezer...
If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again...
More Similac, dear?
I can hardly see where you bit me!
"Mother - " ...Is Space curved?
“The cops are after us.” And guess which two of us are dead.
Third date in a row with him this has happened; I’m starting to suspect something.
“Would you approach the bench please?” But don’t touch it it’s made of Styrofoam.
The name’s Friday…
I think they forgot to stop filming.
Thank goodness for my electric dress.
Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.
IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Penthouse Forum: The Motion Picture
All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.
"Take your kitchen: You ever notice anything about it?" Uh... it's a prison?
Jesus... You got a claw hammer or something I can work on this with?
"I'm an hour late already." I'm two weeks late.
(Couple kissing) Oh, the passion. I find you so acceptable.
So they strip in the woods for a total stranger but they're modest in their own home.
Him- "That's a cute pair."
Her- Thank you!
The inability of the cops to turn right becomes their downfall.
If only parents would....teach their children to respect the ten commandments." Or beat the love of Jesus into them.
This was the feel-good movie of 1956!
Audiences left with a song in their hearts and a smile on their faces!
Later, in completely unrelated footage...
"What do you take me for? A stupe?!" - No, a porch!
"And you said she couldn't boil water without burning it!" - You're a damned liar!!
When are you leavin', Alex?
"Speak your piece." Or forever hold your now.
"A nice little conspiracy, for a nice young man." like Whitewater...
Eleven dollars went a long way back then....
Oh no! They hit the crew!; and he's really mad.
Brooks and Dunn! ...Brookes and Dunn?!
The Loretta Young Show!
MIKE: "This is My Own Private Idaho....... Potato."
"I drive everyone away with my affectionate good natured demeanor."
"You are Acceptable as a mate, take me now."
"Every minute away from my porno mags is HELL."
"Her neck is having a flashback."
She died as she lived, failing algebra.
Beat the love of Jesus into them.
In a related story, Paula Parkins...picked a peck of pickled peppers
Killed by a tether-ball...
She's squishy, she's got 'the reds'... what's goin on around here?
uh that's nice ma'am ... I'm just trying to sell my magazines
'Hey Bob, I thought you said your sister was just a little kid' ... she must be forty!
"Dad's a swell guy, you'll like him"...just don't use his razor, he goes ballistic.
"Beat it, Harpo! *HONK HONK*"
This is My Own Private Idaho... potato!
"They're shooting back!" The bastards!
Oh, your smouldering averageness. You are acceptable as a mate. Take me now.
Let's just let the scene... peter... out...
Just dropped a hell of a tort in there!
A new car..." - Instead of a cigar. "A new watch..." - Instead of a squash!
"And the name is Alex-" -xander Fipps.
Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!
Benazir Bhutto is holding him up!
Is Mom in the Guardian Angels?
Just make with the chow, broads!
Another lonely Thanksgiving...
Your mustache is falling off, Sir!
Damn you madmen!
Stay awake. Must stay awake.
And all this started because of their electric kitchen?
She died as she lived, failing algebra.
Ironing can be deadly!
One googleplex and seventy-nine cents.
Standard sitcom joke landing on runway 7.
GASP! Another right turn, THOSE FIENDS!
*Boom* Oh, you hit the crew! And he's really mad!
"No child is inherently bad." Except Pauly Shore.
"Kids with guns." Chuck Heston would love it.
"They're shooting back!" What, the bastards!
There's an audible thud every time he tells a joke.
Doctor Forrester has sent us a truely great movie!
He parked under the RKO logo.
I'll just go ahead and fall then.
Judy: Beyond Thundersquishy.
This is like "Three Days of the Condor", I trust nobody in this short.
Has anyone noticed, that the daughter is psychotic?
"What's a four letter word for nuisance?" Standard sitcom joke landing on runway seven.
"I remember your father." Vaguely.
Hey, the electric phone!
"What's his name again?" George Kaplan.
I'm squishy and I need to move on it!
You know, a federal indictment may prove difficult to overcome in the student elections.
Makeout police. Come out with your lips up.
I got some rope in the trunk!
Don't know why i'm baking my panties? But that's what mom suggested!
Well! How's our little gun-toting trollup?
She's got a room on the four-hundredth floor.
Society owes me a Kit Kat bar...