612 - The Starfighters
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We spent billions so the Air Force could-- screw around.
BOLD? WELL, HELL YES, IT'S BOLD!!
They hit Pig Pen!!!
Mike, shall we?
Oh, I'd love to.
Doo, doo doo da doo, the afterburn.
You're as light as air.
Oh, that's lovely, where did you learn that step?
Yeah, see the Charleston was really big in the 60s.
"This plane is insatiable."
Geez he broke the face barrier!
Servo singing: "You and I refuel by moonlight... Fuel like sparkling champagne."
"How 'bout a little swap? I'd like a shot at Steve back there."
"I'm leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again, over?"
It's got counter-rotating blades! I don't wanna ride in this!
Ah, yes. That provided much needed comic relief from all the gripping drama.
Yeah, go ahead and laugh. They got a kitty in that bomb. Meow, meow, meooooooooooooo------*thud*
Hi, Tony! Hey, where you goin', where you goin'? Can I come along? 'm I bugging you? I bug some people, huh? I'm going to fly everywhere you go, okay?
That's it, everybody stroke the needle... There you go.
we have a visual on numnuts
I've had enough of this face.
Well that's the morons problem, he's got a parachute jammed in his plane!
Come on, come on. Pick up. 1...2...3.. pickup! Pickup! I know you're there... put down the donut, put down the coffee, and pick up the phone!
The movie just faced us.
There's already too much flying in this movie.
I know I'm suppose to feel something right now but I don't.
- Robert Dornan? The congressman?
- What, couldn't they get Rush Limbaugh?
I think we’re at the point where somethings GOT to happen.
Boy, the potential for something to happen is very high right now.
You know, this is about a lot more than flying...yea, yea, it’s about landing too.
This sounds like the Russian National Anthem...
Hold hands, find your partner, c’mon.
"One of you screwed up royal."
Remember the world before this movie? Before refueling?
My dad died in the war! Who WAS that?
The East German long jumpers are cheating again!
This guy's UNCLE Bea!
"Iowa." Oh, so you're stupid?
Yep, the wife is gonna be awfully glad to see the me.
All they other planes are giggling at him! Hehehe!
Don't crap in your hand, crap in your poopie suit! You'll feel relieved, filling your briefs!
He's not ugly enough to be in the Air Force!
"Well you buy a jet but then you have to put in a looong driveway."
He's suddenly become mellifluous!
Honey, just wait in the car until my tour of duty is done.
It's the Malibu Barbie car!
"Honey, I was wondering if... If I could ask you to wait for me." Right here. Under this tree.
"Let's go out there and crank up." - The air-force recommends crank! Blue heavens, yellowjackets!
"Any questions?" - Where do we buy our books?
You asked for more refueling and we're giving it to you!
I'm at a loss, now, we've done promiscuity entendres? Check. Uh, cuddling in the afterglow? Check. Uh, multiple partner allusion? Got it. Premature ejaculation innuendo? Yup. Gas station jokes? Been there. Impotence? Oh yeah. One-night stand stuff? It's all covered. Ok let's just watch then. Well refueling is a beautiful, natural thing that's nothing to watch.
I got life in me big daddy!
Kaboom, kaboom, yadadadadadada...
And as the seasons change, the refueling continues.
Congratulations! You're the recipient of today's lucky rescue!
Listen. He must be the Chosen One.
I wasn't finished talking about my wife!
I'll signal them with my deodorant.
This is the weirdest My Little Margie episode I've ever seen.
Where you fellas from? RUSSIA!
Reagan fired us. Gotta go...
"Makes ya' wonder about the scenes they didn't use."
"The cutting-room floor was remarkably clean!"
"Some of the hottest snuggling you'll ever see on the screen!"
"Hey, how about a little swap? I'd like a shot at Steve back there..."
"This guy gets wigged out if his floor mats are uneven!"
♫ ♮ ♫ "BOMBIIINNNGGG!! Yeah!"
"His forehead has been clearcut!"
"Pets Welcome. Free Cable TV."
"You all wanna climb in this box?" 'Scuse me?
Heh-heh... drink 'til I wet myself!
Cordite 4, join the formation. We like you!
Yes, welcome to minute SIX of the glorious refueling sequence.
It's a lush, cocktail rescue!
*Salutes* Hoo, HOO!
"Yooou and I refueled by moonlight, fuuuel like sparkling champagne..."
My god she's dead...
Whoa he's got a scorched face policy.
Did they ever consider that this WASN'T riveting?
"Cordite 4, why did we pick 'Cordite'?"
Well, you can tell it's a dangerous situation by the music.
"Yes a CORN detasseler..."
"Hey there's airplanes around here!"
"THE JACKIE GLEASON SHOW!"
"I'm beginning to miss you already."
But I'm not gone.
Rampant phone-call action!
"Either that or they're not in themselves."
Or I murdered them!
Yes, the desert environment is enhanced by bombing! Left along it is too play-cid!
His face springs into action!
You're not here to admire this plane!
I can't tell you how happy that makes me!
The turtle called Gamera is approaching the base.
♪♫ We are a great big convoy, truckin' through the night. ♪♫
The hippies got those when they were done with them.
♪♫ Do do do do do do do do, du du du du du du du du, Poopy Suit! ♪♫♪ Poopy Suit!♪♫
We have a visual confirmation on numbnuts.
"Minute SIX of the glorious refueling sequence!"
COME ON, STEAK! YOU WANT SOME!?
Uh ... excuse me *ahem* blow bebe blow
I came from Planet Claire!
"Did you have fun tonight?" Did you Wang Chung tonight?
"Oh, it's pretty rough, man; I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine!"
"You were only here for ten minutes!"
"I know, but..."
"Yes, we've traded quality education of a million kids....for these planes."
"It's the new Air Force Goofy-Bomb, from Wham-O!"
"And sharpen those planes!"
Yippee! I'm a pilot! I know how to fly now...
See, we can make a really sharp wing.
We spent billions so the Air Force could... mess around.
Okay, everyone set for the premise of the movie? Some kind of plane thing?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern join the Airforce!
Ah! Christo's latest instala- ::explosion:: oh, good.
Yeah, go ahead and laugh... they've got a kitty in that bomb!
Anybody seen Francis Gary [Powers]? Where'd he get off to?
...and the V8's in the One After 909.
He broke the face barrier.
I hop they blow up Blossom.
Sure, you buy a jet, but then you have to put in a long driveway.
Tom Servo - "Well if we're ever attacked by white rectangles, we got it under control. See?"
TS- "...so basically... the air force is a bunch of leatherfaced, not so bright, heavy drinking, dull witted speed freaks, who poop in their pants, and can't make it with women...Right?"
Wanna play 'Refueling'?
Just sit right back and enjoy the Vietnam War, weeknights after Laugh-In!
Yeah! Take that paper! That's right, make it swing Junior!
You poop it in your pants, and you do a crazy dance, it's the POOPIE SUIT...
"OHH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOUUUUU!"
"Just lie back and think of England's airspace...."
[puff of dust in the distance] It landed on Pig-Pen!
Excuse me, BA-DA-DOW, BA-DA-DOW!
"Now this, is the Starfighter..."
Our job: spray talc on that man's butt!
Alright Dave, why don't you get outta the wig and into your uniform.
Cordite 4, promise you'll call?
I know I'm supposed to feel something... but I don't.
Oh, the plane is pregnant.
Aw, baby plane.
..and then there's my virgin classes..
So..are THESE the communists?
Is your face odd? misshapen? Join the airforce!
It's cocktail hour at the Air Force.
Oh, darling, you're so the only girl around here
Quick!The reels are changing! Kiss her!
17 and a half scotches later...
There's little bits of skull and hair in there, just wipe that out.
Alright men… POOP!
DEVO to the rescue!
He meant that dirtifflly.
You’re not Bill, I’m glad you could be with us.” Just get the dagger out of my head.
It’s the new Air-Force Goofy Bomb from Wham-O!
Where’s the stupid ladder guy?
What’s a neophyte Bob?
Ahhhhh-ha ha ahhhhhhhh...
Where's that stupid Iowa chick - she get here?
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Just lie back and think of England's air space
Oh, he leaves himself wide open for a sexy rejoinder
Oh you are so the only girl around
She's got an orthopedic body
Take a good, steamy look at it, COME ON
It's a volatile mixture of hot munitions, and cool jazz.
"I-I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before."
"We can just snuggle for a while, that's OK...."
"Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me...?"
I really think there's more nothing in this movie than in any movie we've seen.
"We're going to have the sex!"
Uh, Reagan fired us, gotta go.
Hey what's the deal with this stuff not being bold?!
How long will you be gone Johnny? About 4 months "Oh she should be showing by then."
"He's vapor locked!"
"Alright men poop!"
"Oh it was pretty rough man I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine."
"You were here for only ten minutes."
Shut up, Iris-
"Y'know, flying a plane's like making love." "You have to pay?"
"Go ahead, lick it!"
"What's that, baby? Oh, Cordite 4, that's French!"
"Touch my bird--go ahead!"
"Cordite 2, not your fault. Could happen to anyone, over."
Are the other armed services as easy-listening as the Air Force?
"I have a lump in my throat." "I have a lump in my poopie suit."
"I love his sweaty butt."
Wasn't he Caucasian earlier?
Ugh, I wanna kick this movie in the groin and snag on it! And give it a power situp!
Yeah, there's plenty of girls around here... 'Wow, that's great, cuz I'm really lookin'--' SHUT UP!
NOT an actor.
Welcome to Air-otica. Put your lips, your legs, your hips, in the locked on position.
The refueling jet likes me! He thinks I'm cuuuuuutte!
I have the feeling you're not ready for this...Your first time? 'No! It's not! I've refueled a lot of times!'
My! You're lookin' chipper! Someone get REFUELED this weekend?
Welcome to the rainbow gathering! Peace is possible in our lifetime!
Been through the desert in a car with no name...
Hey Siegfreid, you fly this plane! Nazi bastard...
Is your face lumpy and misshapen? Join The Air Force!
"i love the crunch of your hair"
Been through the desert in a car with no name.
No, no- stay, I'll cook breakfast...
So this must be the highway to the danger zone.
Well, they've taken jarts to the next level...
We're gonna bomb them back to the Jazz Age!
You know, he's crusty but *extremely* unlikeable.
I think he has whiskey jet
Is your face odd and misshapen? Join the Air Force.
This plane was recently sexed. It's a boy.
Uh, Captain, I don't speak Europe.
that was a great scene
oh they could fly over mountains too!
Your father and I are worried, son
You know, it's all kind of dull till you realize how sharp those wings are.
Now for the great anti-climax.
I think the U.S. should get out of this movie.
But we didn't have the poopie suit!