612 - The Starfighters
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You asked for more refueling and we're giving it to you!
I'm at a loss, now, we've done promiscuity entendres? Check. Uh, cuddling in the afterglow? Check. Uh, multiple partner allusion? Got it. Premature ejaculation innuendo? Yup. Gas station jokes? Been there. Impotence? Oh yeah. One-night stand stuff? It's all covered. Ok let's just watch then. Well refueling is a beautiful, natural thing that's nothing to watch.
"Oh, it's pretty rough, man; I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine!"
"You were only here for ten minutes!"
"I know, but..."
"Yes, we've traded quality education of a million kids....for these planes."
"It's the new Air Force Goofy-Bomb, from Wham-O!"
Okay, everyone set for the premise of the movie? Some kind of plane thing?
"OHH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOUUUUU!"
"Just lie back and think of England's airspace...."
It's cocktail hour at the Air Force.
"I-I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before."
"We can just snuggle for a while, that's OK...."
"Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me...?"
"We're going to have the sex!"
"Y'know, flying a plane's like making love." "You have to pay?"
"Go ahead, lick it!"
"What's that, baby? Oh, Cordite 4, that's French!"
"Touch my bird--go ahead!"
"Cordite 2, not your fault. Could happen to anyone, over."
Now for the great anti-climax.
I think the U.S. should get out of this movie.