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613 - The Sinister Urge



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Jane Sproul - about 1 month ago

I can't get over little miss "I was so good in the high school play." Like, who the hell even let her *out*?


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - 4 months ago

When is it Kline's turn ?!?!


just so lovely and darling!
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Carrie is So Very - 5 months ago

The pinking shears shower. I love it so!
* "Well yeah, I saw that Crow got you the same thing, and that gave me the idea!"
* "Let me guess...pinking shears?" "Nope! ... ...Oh I guess it is! Pinking shears!"


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Sean Barry - 5 months ago

Lol This is like Reefer Madness but for porno.


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Sean Barry - 5 months ago

During the fight scene at 38 minutes, is that the Quik playing in the background? Because it sounds like 'em.


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Sean Barry - 5 months ago

Man the 50's really needed to take a tip from Lettuce and hang up their hang-ups.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUClUd6IpJQ


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Crypto Dentist - 5 months ago

It's sort of a shame, Ed Wood actually tries to have a good message about a deplorable (and I don't mean because of the sexual nature), corrupt industry and gets it all staggeringly muddled ("The smut picture racket is worse than kidnapping or dope peddling." "No it isn't!"). Then he goes and makes porn.

But it's not all bad news, as thanks to Mr. Wood's moral confusions and cinematic ineptitude, a hilarious episode of MST3K was born!


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"As for Dirk, well, Gloria's gun gave him a providential release from his compulsive madness." Wow, Ed Wood. That's some fancy writing, there.


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For some reason every time I see Harvey B.i half expect that stupid bird to fly down and land on his shoulder


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

the first TARDIS riff! Thanks Mike!!


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Bruce Box-Liker - 8 months ago

"With one big difference."
"What's that?"
"The name will be different!"
"Right."

Was that supposed to be profound, or was that guy just making corpse-related smalltalk?


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Joseph Ewing - 8 months ago

1:14:24 That's the best hiding spot I've ever seen.


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Joseph Ewing - 9 months ago

28:58 I love how the guy almost says racket instead of business and Ed Wood, the one take wonder, used the take. "...to clear up this silly, dirty picture ra-business." Beautiful.


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I love when the commercial break cuts off Mike's laughter when Crow goes "LET'S DRINK A LAWWWWT"


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Good lord, where'd Ed find Gloria? She's really something else.


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Donald Petkus - 10 months ago

Gloria wears a different prom dress in every scene she's in, almost.


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Donald Petkus - 10 months ago

I like the opening sequence when the girl has to run through the dust kicked up by the camera car.


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Donald Petkus - 10 months ago

Doctor F's fake dynamite reminds me of the time Joel was on tour and left a fake bomb prop in his hotel room. The police were called.


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'Johnny Ride': "Don't spend it all in one place" 'Porn Star in the Making': "There's a lot of places i haven't been and a lot of things i haven't seen" 'Johnny Ride': "Sure, Sure".... just laughing; no Riffs from Mike & the Bots needed!


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I love it that Ed put his Movies on the wall of Johnny Ride's Office{Jail Bait & The Violent Years} but what the hell is Trigger doing up there next to them?


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This movie must have been Johnny's{ahem...i mean Ed's} Biopic :)


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Kevin Webster - 10 months ago

Very underrated episode!


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Matt Towler - 11 months ago

Good lord, her VOICE... :-O


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Um... why is Mildred putting her saddle shoes on before her clothes? Who does that??


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Damn those expensive deep-woods phone booths!


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Jacob Hill - about 1 year ago

lol at the dialogue.

"I'll send him out of state with the shipment."
"The big-shots meant he has to be put out of the way permanently."
"It'll be permanent."
"AAAHH you talk in riddles."

Brilliant.


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Sir Seth Unriffed - about 1 year ago

Added link to unriffed version


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Frank @ 0:25:25: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --You stuck here!" (Fugitive Alien) I love throwbacks!


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Mal'te'akh Malithion - about 1 year ago

Lovely!!~ :D


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Emily Nelson - about 1 year ago

Don't drink and MST3K. It's not even the best line, but "150 teens in a town of 200" made me spit all over my poor laptop....


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Emily Nelson - about 1 year ago

Considering this is the guy who ended his career directing porn, Ed Wood sure loves to be high and mighty. First "The Violent Years" and now this.


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Emily Nelson - about 1 year ago

So, my mom was flying cross country to see me a few weeks ago, and she had enough miles to get a 1st class ticket. Who should get on the plane but former Senator Bob Packwood.

He had to fly coach, though. Natch.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

1:01:23 I've seen paintings of the Virgin Mary with skimpier clothes on. Probably before the fighting broke out. "Where's this Gabriel, Mary? He's dead. He's f****** dead!"


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

I love how Servo says, "I think these scenes are from a completely different movie," during the whole fighting scene that comes out of nowhere and makes no sense, showing they obviously knew Ed Wood took the footage from another movie and placed it in this movie... for some reason. Thanks Wikipedia, but could your descriptions of the movies that MST featured not include elements from the show, like saying that one actor looks elfin in appearance. Try to describe one of these movies in their original form, not as they are in Mystery Science episodes.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

This movie actually infuriates me. This beyond insanely ridiculous connection between porn and violence, well... if the underwear section of a J.C. Penney's catalogue was considered porn.


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Daniel Hynds - about 1 year ago

That was a good crap.


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

Got a sinister urge, got a surge and it's outta control
Got a sinister urge I wanna purge
'cause I'm losing control

Sinister urge I wanna tell you all about it
Got a sinister urge let me... scream and shout it!

R.I.P, Alan Myers

http://youtu.be/M4Q35e0-fPQ


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

Don's contorting face makes it look like he's scrubbing himself just a tad bit too hard.


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Steve Hayes - over 1 year ago

ok, humming the Mission Impossible music while that guy was sneaking around on the patio might be the most subtle reference I've ever caught in an mst episode.


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Bozohotep - over 1 year ago

I know what this flick lacks. Ortega!


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Bozohotep - over 1 year ago

Possibly it's just me, but the idea of a guy who wore ladies' undergarments making a movie about the evils of smut seems to be at best ironic.


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Carrie is So Very - over 1 year ago

Johnny Ride fell far from his police detail in Plan 9.
Notice also one of the cops is the same in both movies, and when Crow cheers "Oh GOODY! This guy!", that's because this guy's not only Gramps from Teenagers from Outer Space, he's the bird-man who eulogized "He tampered in God's domain" in Bride of the Monster. :)


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Gordon Oxendine Jr. - over 1 year ago

one of my favorite shorts!


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That lady's voice hurts. Ow.


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Richard Deakin - over 1 year ago

Officer Kline Rules! That wasn't Kline getting knocked out in drag right? I don't think so. I hope not! MST3K Fact: Mr. Romaine aka fat-boy in the police office was grandpa in "Teenagers From Outer Space" Love those garments Gloria wore indeed I do :-D


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Mitchell - over 1 year ago

"Show me a crime and I'll show you a picture that could have caused it."


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Mitchell - over 1 year ago

Actually, the last scenes of this film are probably the best work Ed Wood ever did.


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The little girl in the grooming sketch is wearing SO MUCH makeup during the 'getting ready for bed' segment. What is this, "Golden Girls, Jr."??


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"We'll put a sweater and skirt on a policeman." Wonder where Ed Woods got that idea?....

Oh, and wtf, I've gone into my driveway to get something from my car in fewer clothes than those chicks who are posing!


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Oh yeah, there were often non-functional telephone booths sprinkled haphazardly throughout the woods in those days.


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

Ten to one Ed Wood personally selected all of Gloria's outfits :)


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

Two things I learned from the short:

1. Boys in the 50s were so horribly disgusting that you had to explain--step-by-step, in graphic detail--the process of bathing and grooming if you wanted ANY chance of making them presentable to the outside world.

2. Girls in the 50s never needed to bathe, as dirt and filth avoided them out of respect for their immaculate purity. HOWEVER, they did need to spend 3 hours before bed performing elaborate hair maintenance rituals, and then 2 hours in the morning selecting the day's outfit. Boys can wear whatever they like, so long as their shoes are shined.


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

Is THIS what Middle America thought pornography was back in the 50s?


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

Just WHAT are they being raided for at the start of the film, anyway? Making the Modern Maturity Swimsuit Issue? Or Playboy's Girls of Amish Country?

I've seen laxative commercials that were sexier than that photo shoot! :P


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

"I'm sure Frank's not serious..." "He sure is Mike! Those are DEFINITELY pinking shears!" ROFL


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Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago

Was I watching "Dragnet" outtakes? Worst acting ever! Perfect selection for MST3K. Made Jack Webb look like Lawrence Olivier!!!


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Jason Edwards - about 2 years ago

"Taxpayer, the smut picture racket worse then kidnapping or dope peddling." No it isn't!


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J.D. Martell - about 2 years ago

I'm only halfway through this and it's easily one of my favorites.


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Robert Ferguson - over 2 years ago

The play by play in "short" IS CLASSIC MST3k


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Cliff Beefpile - over 2 years ago

This is such a terribly underrated episode, in my opinion. Everything about it cracks me up...from Gypsy's shower, to Frank planning to blow up Deep 13, to one of my favorite shorts, to a great riff on an Ed Wood movie. Awesome from start to finish.


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

Why Rob Zombie named an album after this movie I will never know...


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

This was the last movie Ed Wood did before he started making porn...


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Pirotom - over 2 years ago