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Donald Petkus - 3 days ago

The only reason he wears glasses is so he can whip them off dramatically.


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It's almost Turmeric Vision, but there's a healthy dash of paprika in there as well...


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Wyatt Mars - 4 days ago

"They need you in Vietnam." This is so funny it hurts.


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Clay Davis - 3 months ago

Don't worry Billy, if you die, there's nothing but black nothingness!


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

Its like they made an entire movie out of a bunch of left over sub-plots.


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Mitchell - 7 months ago

OMG- This Davey kid is a complete moron!


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Mitchell - 7 months ago

Why the Riddler laugh?
I Am Curious....


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Mitchell - 7 months ago

Torgo- trendsetter!


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Even the SKY is brown in this movie!


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Humanlike Being - 10 months ago

12 minutes in he's already committed what by todays standards would have the whole company broken into little pieces. Illegal doesn't even cover it. Ah, I miss the good old days.


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Jack Glastra - 10 months ago

This is one of those movies that really dares you to watch it.


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Not everybody is Steve - 10 months ago

Here's what I've learned from this movie: Making people think they're in dangerous, potentially life-threatening situations is a-okay, so long as you have a good reason. Businessmen are bad; hippies are good. It's okay to punch people if they're rude. Thirteen year olds have to be monitored constantly, and if their parents let them out of their sight, they are bad parents. Learning sure is fun, huh. :D


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This movie is so very brown. It's one of the brownest movies I've ever seen...


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 12 months ago

1:16:50 Oh, time for Full House!


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Jane Sproul - about 1 year ago

I think balding guy is just jealous. He seethes with hatred for these counter-culture longhairs, showing off their functioning follicles!


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Jane Sproul - about 1 year ago

...Oh wow. I thought Davey was miscast and the actor was playing down. He is SO old enough to know better. I don't even approve of corporal punishment, but I might have to kick my kid's ass if they did that.

These days the air marshals would get to have all the fun.


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Jane Sproul - about 1 year ago

Do you like movies about gladiators, Davey?


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Misterkingdom - about 1 year ago

There's something Shatner-esque about Parnell Roberts.


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Misterkingdom - about 1 year ago

Does the cartoon stereotype hippie vs. Square guy thing tie into the movie in anyway?


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Dale Nixon - about 1 year ago

Oh man, the way Frank just walks away at the end cracks me up every time.


Urkel is a force too powerful to control
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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

There's a hilarious Key & Peele sketch about Steve Urkel that reminded me of this episode's Urkel sketch. (Lots of language; for mature audiences only.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI


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Alyssa Transitoria - over 1 year ago

I DARE you to find a single upper lip in this film.


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Alyssa Transitoria - over 1 year ago

Some of those Tab Hunter puns are absolutely FILTHY...like, season 9 filthy.


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Canklefish - over 1 year ago

An Yngwie Malmsteen reference, I love it!


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Teri Gee - over 1 year ago

So Clu Gulager got his start in Westerns. He actually played Billy the Kid in The Tall Man. He's been acting since the late 50s. ...and he was in a movie as recently as 2012, although the level of quality appears to be much lower. It's called Piranha 3DD. The cover has a large image of a woman's cleavage with some piranhas in the background.


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TrekFan - over 1 year ago

Nice to finally get another movie that isnt completely painful to watch on its own!


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Filthy Repulsive Anteater - over 1 year ago

It's been a while since I hated a movie kid as much I hate Davy; it's kind of refreshing, really.


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lil sumptin for da ladies!!!! shirtless evil scientists!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

so....WHO was put on CLU GULAGER alert???


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Rock Harris - almost 2 years ago

Sweet Frank Gorshin as the Riddler reference about 58 minutes in when Tab goes into the elevator....


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At about 30 minutes in, I thought "wait a second, that's two Grace Slick references so far. What's the deal? What's so funny about Jefferson... oh."


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Just Johnny Baca - almost 2 years ago

I showed this film to a post - 9/11 airport security employee and his head exploded.
I wish Beiber worked at an airport.


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Ahhh yes, another embarrassingly bad 1970's TV movie. In the 70's we received about 5 channels so we watched crap like this out of lack of choice. I caught it all from '70 to '80. In the 80's at least we had VCR's and cable.


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

Oh the 70's. A kid steals a plane and flys around uncontrolled in heavy air traffic and everyone's like, "aw well kids will be kids!"


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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

Ah the board gag. Never gets old.


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I cannot believe I watched this whole movie and didn't catch a single 'Airplane!' joke.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"


The Seventies:
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They took up less than 1/4th of my life, and yet I'm still filled with shame each and every time I slog through this dreck, as if its very existence were somehow all my fault. Just the Senate bit alone-- GAH! I swear, the big reveal in The Unearthly didn't showcase this many shambling, malformed he-freaks! o_0


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Ray Garraty - almost 2 years ago

Plot stolen from Scooby Doo


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Emily Butala - almost 2 years ago

Maybe I'm just missing something, but why was Pernell on the plane with the Senate committee in the first place? Shouldn't he have been on the ground at his job in the airport where their plane is arriving? Or did he fly out to Washington and catch a ride back just to berate them?


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Scott A. Taylor - almost 2 years ago

Well when one considers the last 6 films we saw, this one actually had a plot ..and a conflict, and a point ... albeit crap .. and brown!! .. but at least it had a story. Good episode.


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Alex C. - about 2 years ago

I'm convinced the my-parents-are-divorcing-so-I'm-sad kid was in on the plan with Tab Hunter and Big Ears. He stole the plane at exactly the right time to divert attention away from the heist going on. They would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for Clu Gulager's total apathy for the kid's situation.


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Teri Gee - about 2 years ago

I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


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Rebecca Richards - about 2 years ago

I *just* flew through this airport for the first time last week and all I could think of when seated on the atarmac was "The pilot better not whine about the nosewheel being mushy..."


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

The kid rips off a plane at an int'l airfield and gets told not to do it again.


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Suzannah Burton - about 2 years ago

I didn't recognize the surprisingly fit Dr F when i first saw him in this episode, then he moved closer to the camera - 'wow, that guy's hot - OH MY GOD IT'S DR F'


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Jackson Hollifield - about 2 years ago

I know that these days are supposedly TV's "Golden Age", but never again will we be graced with a show as awesome and original as MST3K. Now, play MSTie for me, Evelyn!


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Sean Stewart - about 2 years ago

Crow's impression of Snuggles the Bear always cracks me up.


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John Smith - about 2 years ago

@ 57:57 Crow's laugh is hysterical.


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John Curtis - over 2 years ago

I've seen this epissode probably 50 times now... and I STILL don't understand the Made-for-TV-Hippie vs. Bald Guy subplot! I know it's to give Clu something to do... but WHY? What was Bald Guy's motivation for making up the story about the hippie? How did he get the black eye - did the hippie even actually punch him? WAS DIET GUM EVEN STUFFED IN FACES??

I'm freaking out here!


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This episode is always so comforting to come back to. It's all beige and homey...


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I really wish the kid had died in the plane. How do you accidentally steal a plane, get on the runway, then take off because you're sad your parents are getting divorced?


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

Why did they just let the hippie go? Didn't he still hit the guy?


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I have to agree with the guy about getting pissed off by the "hippie" playing guitar in at an airport gate.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

12:13 I think that's the scientist from The Atomic Brain.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

Does anyone else think that they totally phoned it in with the host segments in this episode with the Urkel gag?


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John Curtis - over 2 years ago

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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

All in all another made for television movie which wasn't too hard to swallow. The riffs were just icing on the cake. The whole Erkel skit should have been just one though as it got old fast, but I did enjoy Torgo showing up and ruining it. Also, love how Mike continuously uses the "Slug bug" routine throughout the series. Poor Crow. lol


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

That intro skit alone won my vote. Had me laughing all the way through. And ending with the board skit with Crow in Mike's arms with Servo talking all messed up and Mike tossing Crow at movie sign, Hilarious!


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Kim Spence Dean - over 2 years ago

The episodes, like this one, where Tom, Mike and Crow are obviously loose and in good moods, are so much fun to watch.


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Sabrina Domingues - over 2 years ago

TV's Frank with bronzer! (sexy whistle)


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

This season is surprisingly heavy with boring, sky/ plane-oriented disasters.


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

In the opening- What is up with Dr. F's belly button? Does he have a piercing or what?!?!?


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

The running Urkel skit was a lot of work but well worth it for the fans. Bravissimo!


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

Ya know, Pernell Roberts quit Bonanza after six seasons, presumably to free himself up to do quality work like San Francisco International.


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Rebecca Richards - almost 3 years ago

The jokes at poor little Davey's expense are my favorite part of this episode.


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

Mike don't look like Urkel more like Drew Carey


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Fuzzy Skinner - almost 3 years ago

You refuse to even learn about Wink Martindale!!!


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Desiree Ashcraft - almost 3 years ago

OK, someone help me out here. Is the mechanic on the runway the preacher in the Screaming Skull?


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

Now if only Torgo could show up and throw a wet blanket on Dane Cook as well!


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Edmund Wolfe - about 3 years ago

Is it just me or is there a correlation between the decade of the movie and the quality of the riffs? I mean not to diss on the great black&white, but Space mutiny, Clonus, Time Chacers, this.... All great episodes!


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So, btw... just how many MSTied movies are there involving capers where one of the perps is disguised as a priest? There's this stinkburger, and The Rebel Set, and...?


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Listen for the really obscure Jethro Tull reference at 48:49. Servo says, "that's the shot they used for the album cover!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Jethro_Tull_-_A.jpg


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Sam Michael - about 3 years ago

Mike looked more like a really thin drew carey than erkle (or however you spell his name) haha


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Classicats - about 3 years ago

I knew I recognized the redhead wife from somewhere, had to look it up. She was in a Twilight Zone episode, Stopover in a Quiet Town. Geez, 6 degrees of random TV actors.... /nerdrant


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

I've never been so happy to see Torgo.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

49:27 They forgot The Green Hornet.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

45:00 Do you like gladiator movies son?


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

34:30 Is that Dana Elcar from MacGuyver?


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

When Mike was holding Crow at the beginning, right before the movie started, I was watching his hands to see if he was operating the mouth. The best I can figure he had his right thumb up Crow's butt.


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Nicholas Brownlee - about 3 years ago

So...if the hippie didn't punch Mr. Woodruff, how the hell did he get hit?


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Scooter Atreides - about 3 years ago

I always hated this episode, but folks here keep praising the heck out of it....I'm a fair fellow--perhaps I'll find it different now: It HAS been nearly two decades since I sat through the whole ep...people change :D Let's see what happens......


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Graham Paterson - over 3 years ago

"That's right honey, cos he's the flying boy blehblublerulhulblerp"


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Peter Hansen - over 3 years ago

"Come on kid, just read Catcher in the Rye and get on with it!" - favorite line


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Big McLargehuge - over 3 years ago

Man, this political debate sketch kills me every time. "Are you saying that you DO ride in a surrey with a fringe on top?!" "Well, let me restate sir, that you are a kindergarten baby, you wash your face in gravy, wrap it up in bubblegum and mail it to the Navy!" Bust a gut.


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Dan Rudy - over 3 years ago

As far as most of these movies go, this one wasn't too bad. A lesser 'Airport', mayhap.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

Brown...so very brown...why is it so brown?


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Dr. F is surprisingly cut. Impressive.