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614 - San Francisco International
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"I'm not looking for jokes." I am looking for some pot though... any idea where...
I'm guessing people in first class get to cushion themselves with people in coach.
"I'll explain it again. It's just that sometimes married people...." Break up because of their kids.
"Anyone starts towards this car; this girl's in big trouble." She'll be pregnant?
"Had it been real....some of us might not be here now." Let go of my hand.
"Now, when I tell you to, I want you to pull it halfway out." - No, no! The throttle!
It's Pernell's elaborate trick to demonstrate the need for bathroom phones!
Get your act together! Just read Catcher In The Rye and deal with it!
I don't really love you....I think we all said things we didn't mean....I don't expect you to marry me.....
Davey, all those people down there are getting divorced because of you.
Davey, you're gonna meet a man in a black robe wanting to play chess with you...
Oh, and uh, Davey, when you die there's only a dark nothingness awaiting you.
See all those people down there? Those are all the people you've disappointed, Davey.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body.
"I want to check that story with Conrad." It's called Heart of Darkness.
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In the opening- What is up with Dr. F's belly button? Does he have a piercing or what?!?!?
The running Urkel skit was a lot of work but well worth it for the fans. Bravissimo!
Ya know, Pernell Roberts quit Bonanza after six seasons, presumably to free himself up to do quality work like San Francisco International.
The jokes at poor little Davey's expense are my favorite part of this episode.
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Mike don't look like Urkel more like Drew Carey
You refuse to even learn about Wink Martindale!!!
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OK, someone help me out here. Is the mechanic on the runway the preacher in the Screaming Skull?
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Now if only Torgo could show up and throw a wet blanket on Dane Cook as well!
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Is it just me or is there a correlation between the decade of the movie and the quality of the riffs? I mean not to diss on the great black&white, but Space mutiny, Clonus, Time Chacers, this.... All great episodes!
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So, btw... just how many MSTied movies are there involving capers where one of the perps is disguised as a priest? There's this stinkburger, and The Rebel Set, and...?
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Listen for the really obscure Jethro Tull reference at 48:49. Servo says, "that's the shot they used for the album cover!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Jethro_Tull_-_A.jpg
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Mike looked more like a really thin drew carey than erkle (or however you spell his name) haha
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I knew I recognized the redhead wife from somewhere, had to look it up. She was in a Twilight Zone episode, Stopover in a Quiet Town. Geez, 6 degrees of random TV actors.... /nerdrant
I've never been so happy to see Torgo.
49:27 They forgot The Green Hornet.
45:00 Do you like gladiator movies son?
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34:30 Is that Dana Elcar from MacGuyver?
When Mike was holding Crow at the beginning, right before the movie started, I was watching his hands to see if he was operating the mouth. The best I can figure he had his right thumb up Crow's butt.
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So...if the hippie didn't punch Mr. Woodruff, how the hell did he get hit?
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I always hated this episode, but folks here keep praising the heck out of it....I'm a fair fellow--perhaps I'll find it different now: It HAS been nearly two decades since I sat through the whole ep...people change :D Let's see what happens......
"That's right honey, cos he's the flying boy blehblublerulhulblerp"
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"Come on kid, just read Catcher in the Rye and get on with it!" - favorite line
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Man, this political debate sketch kills me every time. "Are you saying that you DO ride in a surrey with a fringe on top?!" "Well, let me restate sir, that you are a kindergarten baby, you wash your face in gravy, wrap it up in bubblegum and mail it to the Navy!" Bust a gut.
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As far as most of these movies go, this one wasn't too bad. A lesser 'Airport', mayhap.
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Brown...so very brown...why is it so brown?
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Dr. F is surprisingly cut. Impressive.