615 - Kitten with a Whip
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🎶 Jesus loves me... yes I know... For the Bible tells me so...🎶
We can rebuild you, John. You will be faster, stronger.
Very interesting, but sexy.
Just doing some foreshadowing here if you don't mind....
Oh great she's marking the couch.
Are the blue towels for company...?
Who are you - Lovejoy? Lemme alone!
Look, I've got a girl in the oven...
That's a very dangerous toothbrush...
Now to put on some Pampers and watch Flower Drum Song...
HAMSTER who writes a strong letter to the Times!
We're about to see a political career come to a screeching halt.
you smell like rain
"I feel no pain." And an island never cries.
"This car handles much better after 3 or 4 martinis."
"Your wife's out in the hall with the doctor. Been here since morning." They're getting pretty cozy.
Mexico would have a better retail environment if they employed signage.
Anyway, by strengthening local government I believe we can... Oh, just let me stick a dollar in there, it'll be right...
She stoled my cigars, too!
Gin and I would like to announce our engagement.
David, there's some DNA samples on the rail and some carpet fibers under your fingernails!
"I want to know two things: who are you and who put you up to this?" And will you kiss me?
He'd never touch you picture, you're dirt.
Russ Meyer's "Goldilocks"
Happy Trails to you....until.........
Well she's always been straight with me in the past...fair enough!
Shave and a Haircut...two bits..uh..uh..
Do Cats use Telescopes???
I have been to the Mountain Top and i have dug it baby!
Haaappyyy Birthdayyy! Mr. Senator!
This kind of party isn't any fun without Heroin!
Don't touch me...you bent my arm!
You know these guys are about as intimidating as Chad & Jeremy!
She looks like a Dodge Neon!
~Smooth Operator~Smooth Operator~
Let me hear your Potty Talk!
Uhh! She's calling Bob Woodward!
That better be a local call!
She looks like Pebbles!
The Young Gladys Kravitz Chronicles!
The Crawling Eye!
How far can a metaphor be stretched until it snaps?
She's got her own sense of humor!
[ 'Don't overplay it Jody or so help me I'll...!' 'You'll what?' ] [ "I'll obey you like a slave!" ]
I feel like My World is about to blow up!
(Crow in Bob Hopes voice) "Ya know, Ann Margaret can raise a few welts on me any day, I tell ya."
Oh that's right! I rented the spare room to Elmer Fudd!
This is all from the Steering Wheel's point of view!
'She looked a little like uhh...' "Dee Snider!"
Please God make it happen again! Maybe this time Sue Lyon or Joey Heatherton...oh please...please...please!
Oh no! I'm losing my buzz!
Here's to Big Ass Steaks!
"...that's an open invitation to burglars." So here I am!
"Oh, and by the way we went in and cleaned up your house and you were elected Senator and the girl cast the deciding vote right before she died."
Tonight, on 'Medical Senator'...
Oop - wrong face...
Y-y-you can't talk me out of this - so don't even try on that sheer, black teddy!
More clothes! Gotta buy her more clothes!
"I've got this sort of... aunt, you know, up in L.A." Carpenter ant, lives in a trunk of wood.
"How wouldja' like it somebody picked your apples?!"
"Oof! Oh, I'm eatin' my knees back here! Move the seat up!"
"...And so it came to Joe Pass, the groovy days of Caesar Augustus."
♪ ♬ "I'm doing the di-shes..." ♬ ♪
"How far can a metaphor be stretched before it snaps?!"
"Accessing... accessing... Reboot... Shutdown."
"Who took these out of their plastic bags?!"
"This is gonna' be much better than pancakes!"
Mike: Okay, we're gonna slow it down...in fact we're gonna grind it to a complete halt.
John Forsythe: Kiss Kathy for me will you?
Tom Servo: (unsteadily) Yes, kiss her very hard and very deep and slip her nightgown off her shoulder and caress...
This car handles much easier after a few martini's...look out!
The steering wheel is about to snap in his hands. : D
(whispering) Okay, we meet later and frag Sherry Lewis.
I am a fugitive from a slumber party!
(sing-song style): Mistress!
"Hamster who writes a strong letter to the 'Times'!"
Dear Penthouse Forum, I am an average stuffed animal at a small mid-western college ...
She's marking the couch!
Why wasn't there more Doodles Weaver in this movie?
Wow! Amy Grant has really crossed over!!
This kind of party isn't any fun without heroin.
These guys are about as intimidating as Chad and Jeremy.
Ann Margret in the Woody Guthrie story!
Hey, Anatomy of a Murder...
One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them!
"Both legs broken, but you'll walk. Some ribs broken, but you're breathing."
'You're wooden, but you're acting.'
*Trumpet blares* Just cleaning out the spit valve...
Dizzy Gillespie's on their tail.
"Someday you'll see me and you'll say..." 'Damn! There she is!!!'
Dad! Mom! Laurence Olivier! Mildred Natwick!
Cinnamon Crispanos! Where could I get some Cinnamon Crispanos?!?
Careful! She knees groins!
(Ann Margaret looking down) How long have these been here?
Carl Stallings is in his house.
I'm one spooky chick.
"PUT IT DOWN!" I've got two 38s pointed at you.
0:07:25 I AM BIROC !
The hottest Garfield episode ever!
"Isn't it great, how he respects her car.?!"
" There isn't a shower cold enough for this man !! "
"Here's my pitch, I'm a MARTIAN with the CIA."
"Oh it's MICHAEL JACKSON'S house."
I don't know how we got this car but let's get him!
He is perfectly stupid.
"The old bat that runs this place is practically blind." Gotta watch that sonar though.
I've never understood a single thing ever...
"we don't like to call our girls bad just because ah..." They're evil!
You turned off Doodles Weaver! >:(
"You do remember Barney? Barney the slob?" You love him he loves you?
Huh! Pooky-nuts is in trouble!
Uh, smells like Elvis in there.
Teddy with a truncheon...
All I have to do is loosen a few more bars and we're out of the credits.
Kitten with a whip... Yak with a Kentucky long rifle.
There's the lattice for that salad bar....
I still think bland is the way to go here...
I should have told you; I'm transporting napalm to my aunt's house.
I'll burp in your mouth!
That was a hell of a meatloaf.
Oh, did you meet the maid?
Put those drapes back!
"You DO know your name?" Kitten W. Whip
"On second thought it wasn't funny at all..." Oh Adam Sandler!
"Saigon...can't believe I'm still in Saigon."
Bomb? That's tomorrow?
And now to put on some Pampers and watch powder drum song!
Hi, I'm Ann Margaret. I'm selling candy to keep kids like me off the street.
"This movie's lost its creaminess."
"Happy birthday, Mr... Senator."
"I minored in Poli Sci: Political Science." So you're unemployed?
"Parents?" My parents were Manx.
Puppy with a nunchuck
"Is Cathy there?" She's trying on a bathing suit and saying 'Ack' right now.