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616 - Racket Girls
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Those of you who never associated sexuality with your Great Aunt, here it is!
Woah, is this me and my head trying to cope with this movie, or is this actually happening on the screen??
"Can't we settle these differences after we're married?" "And if you aren't successful?" Well, there's drinking and porno.
"Have either of you ever been in love before?" "Well...." Does my uncle count?
This is gonna be so great! This is what it's all about---AAAHHHHH!! Ziggy Pop!
"They said i was drunk." I was so high I wouldn't have known...!
Now we are gathered here today to get through this thing called 'life'..Electric word, 'life', it means forever and that's a mi- ..Uh, excuse me..wrong speech.
Okay, we're gonna meet back here and go to Chili's, alright? You drive? Nah, I can drive. I can drive.
(38:00) "Yes, why don't we do it in the middle of the road,no one will be watching us."
(SHORT) Marriage Councilor: "Have you ever been in LOVE before?"
CROW: "Does my uncle count?"
"Do we know each others peculiarities?" I like to sleep with my head in a catcher's mitt.
Ehhh, I guess if you were a gay guy who liked truckers you might find these women attractive
"It's the folks, they-- we had a terrible scene." I got kicked out of L7.
"Do we really understand marriage?" - That's the breaded thing with the mayonnaise, right?
"If the engagement period gives you the time to work things out together--" I'll be shocked.
... and so students, just plug in the quadratic formula and... um, EXCUSE US!
In matters of the heart, which of the Three Stooges do you base your decisions on?
This movie was the "Jaws" of its day, people were afraid to go to Women's Wrestling!
Sir, have you seen anyone who may have tampered with ladies' wrestling?
Y'know, Peaches has a fresh, natural stupidness that isn't forced or contrived...!
OK, the victor will drag half of the loser back to her back porch and present it to her owner!
Y'know, when Ed Wood saw this, it was like when Truffaut saw "Citizen Kane"!
I knew that when baseball went on strike, other sports would take over!
-Is this The Thrilla In Manilla?
-No, it's more like The Snooze In Santa Cruz!
...although I AM going to go crawl in the sewer- but thats a COMPLETE coinsidence
"You have to wonder what the rejected footage looked like." "What rejected footage?"
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The Marriage Development graph at 0:12:43 ! LMFAO ! If I went to any "professional" for counseling and he pulled out something like this I wouldn't be able to escape his office for ROTFL !
After her Nam flash back there I think the better title would, "PTSD and martial sex: Or how my husband stopped being afraid and learned to love the strap on". When that girl breaks its going to be epic. Pardon this train of thought. I am on Ativan but can't sleep
This was an instant favorite and, in fact, is quickly becoming one of my top ten MST3K all-timers. Wall-to-wall meaty, beefy riffing goodness. Some of my favorite riffing happens at those points in the movie where there's really bad cuts, like it's an old print that's been broken and spliced back together several times; it's the riffs at those points where Mike'n'the Bots are mocking the bad splices, where the soundtrack is hacked up so badly that the dialogue doesn't make any sense.
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This is worse than Ed Wood.
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1:10:00 Most disturbing and awkward pose between a robot and a human I've ever seen.
WOW, this movie is as dull as dust. I shouldn't have started watching it so late.
And isn't it odd how in both shorts, it's only the girl's parents who have anything to say? One way or the other?
Did parents in the 50's simply not give a rat's ass WHO their sons throw away their futures for?
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After watching both this short and "Is This Love?", I'm convinced that they just want to stop young people from quitting college: That was the main objection of the girl's parents in both shorts.
YAY! IT'S BACK!!
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I want Frank to sing at my wedding.
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Ahh Peaches... "I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead!"
55:39......... Peaches.......... If the human head held 35psi........
She's 20psi short !
At 37:25... That moment... JUST drips, I mean OOZES with FILTH.
It bespeaks KIDNAP, ABDUCT, prelude to TORTURE. I hope I can still wash it OFF !
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The weirdest thing about this movie is that there are moments that look like someone involved with it had a real catch wrestling background. The head toss at 1:14:25 (or so) isn't an easy move to pull off.
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Ok, I think it's official, this may be my very favorite episode. There's so little dialogue that it gives the guys tons of room to riff their hearts out. So hilarious. I especially love all the REM song quotes.
Lisa Loeb? I thought she was Courtney HOLE!!
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Here's a totally useless trivia factoid: Timothy Farrell, our ill-fated crooked women's rasslin' promoter here, also starred in at least two Ed Wood pictures that I remember: he also played a hood in "Jailbait" (1954), and a psychiatrist -- if you can believe it -- in the classic "Glen Or Glenda?" (1953).
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I used the "We love popular songs" line on the radio when my dad and I were doing a show involving the American Popular Songbook. He didn't get it, but I could hardly keep myself from giggling.
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The bit where Gypsy noms Tom Servo in a wedding dress then spins around with him in her mouth is now my favorite MST3K moment of all time. Actually, it's my favorite moment of everything of all time.