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616 - Racket Girls



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Is it just me, or does Crow give Mike a funny look when he says "Yeah, I'm sick of sex anyways"?


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

Full to the brim with great-aunt camel-toe!


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Buffalo Rider - 4 months ago

I also wanted to add that I love Peaches.


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Shari Stithem Rivenburgh - 5 months ago

"I worship Cthuhlu!" Oh, that's a deal breaker. He is not to be confused with the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


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Mitchell - 6 months ago

The pace of this film's "action" and dialogue are so leaden, I watched the whole thing at 1.25X speed and found it to be much easier to stomach.


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Mitchell - 6 months ago

Starting from when he shoots Joe, the gangster in the dark suit fires at least 16 shots FROM HIS REVOLVER without ever appearing to re-load.
And, what? Were his two cohorts apprentice gangsters who hadn't earned their guns yet?


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Not everybody is Steve - 9 months ago

I have so many questions about this movie. What in the heck was it about? What was the main plot? Who was the main character? Who, if anyone, were we supposed to root for? Was this a wrestling movie or a PSA about the dangers of corruption? And what happened to the rubber band??! :O


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Rosebud - 10 months ago

The kids in the short contemplate a trip to Greenville to elope. ha! My son just moved to Greenville! Could it be the same Greenville? We may never know...


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Harrison Albert Jahnke - 10 months ago

Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot for the first same sex marriage in space.


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Look Polish - 12 months ago

Is it just me, or couldn't WRESTLING join the ranks of ROCK CLIMBING and SANDSTORM?


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Matthew Boyle - 12 months ago

Is Timothy Farrell related to will Farrell?


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Did that lady REALLY just explain what a towel is for? I just...don't even know anymore...


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

I want to club the boy and girl in the short to death. What selfish, ignorant bastards. Use the money her parents are sacrificing to give her an education on "getting by" and getting a crappy job instead? Do they really think the parents are just going to give her all that money in a lump sum, no questions asked?


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

Note: the original version of Racket Girls (aka Pin Down Girl) is the first of six parts, not the whole movie, but when it is done 2 of 6 is in upper left corner of "other videos"...


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

I love the Ukrainian national anthem!


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - over 1 year ago

remember NEVER make light of "Boing!!!" everyone :D


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This movie obviously wants us to root for Peaches.
But not only are her standards lower than dirt, dirt dwarfs her intellectually.


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Ethan Gilbert - over 1 year ago

What's up with all the R.E.M. references all of a sudden? Not that they weren't funny...


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Dutch42 - over 1 year ago

During the conversation between Clara Mortensen and Scalley regarding throwing the match, check out Clara. She looks like Spock wearing a Carrot top wig!


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Because Mike and Crow were having a bachelor party, I think it's only fair to assume that Gypsy and Tom Servo were having a bachelorette party in another part of the Satellite.


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I love how crows net is slicked down during the big wedding!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

i need some WWE DIVA action...like a bra & panties match...after this movie


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Dave Ryder - over 1 year ago

"Just keep your mouth good and tight"

Guess that line was too hot for the boys to riff!


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Thomas Mersman - almost 2 years ago

17:35 - Her battlefield flashback was absolute genius!


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

dude, Leopard Lady vs Panther Woman----where's Thepumaman??


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Scott A. Taylor - almost 2 years ago

Yup, this is the LEAST erotic film I've ever seen. Amazing when you think the producers of this thought it'd drive men wild in droves to see it. Guess they had the policy of "Once you have their money .. RUN!!".

Watching Norah Batty (Google "Last of the summer wine") doing the ironing would be sexier than this .. and no I don't think that would be sexy in the least ... but it's still a million times more than this film. Never seen such butt ugly .. erm .. I guess we'll call them 'women', in my life.


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Mike Zapolnik - about 2 years ago

Never in a movie have I missed music so much.


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

just......wow


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1:08:40 - The musical stylings of, uh... Frank, Paul & Mary... kind of. This sketch has everything. Bonus points for Frank's nod to Blazing Saddles. 8)


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"Is this The Thrilla in Manila?" "No, this is The Snooze in Santa Cruz." What a good riff.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

I thought this was going to be about tennis.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Is that not Servo's Batman mask?


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Rita Martinez @ 1:07:35 - Best Gutsy Performance in a Really Bad Movie (left-handed fist swipe x 3).


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That big bout between Rita and Claire was SO fixed! Clean sport, my ass.........


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Crypto Dentist - over 2 years ago

Geez, these old marriage shorts are so painfully embarrassing I can't enjoy them... without the riffing, that is. Wow, a whole three months of knowing each other!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

The marriage short actually pisses me off. We're going to use the money her parents are lovingly using to put her through school, but use it instead to get married at eighteen and play house for a few months until we break up. Grrrr.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Too much slamming? There was one pumphandle and three scoop slams, that was it.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Somebody throw a steel chair in the ring!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

"Wrestling is one of the few remaining clean sports." No more absurd words were ever spoken.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Does that bookie remind anyone else of Kurtwood Smith?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

I would just like to add some exposition for anyone who didn't catch it. That guy bought Peaches' contract, he bought her contract, and her contract was bought by him.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

She had to have someone explain the concept of a towel. That is all.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

I enjoyed hearing marriage advise from the Kurgan from Highlander.


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Kim Spence Dean - over 2 years ago

One of my favorite shorts; I always show it in my Sociology classes.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 2 years ago

Gotta love it, two male robots getting married and the "minister" wears a rainbow print. MST was certainly leading the way!


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Am I alone in having my imagination start running away with me when the marriage counselor starts talking about "similar background." It's way too easy to think of him giving a very soft-spoken, condescending explanation to an interracial couple about how their miscegenation could simply never work, on account of the great psychological distance that naturally exists between white women and negroes.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 2 years ago

Are we glad for the WWE lol


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Mitchell - almost 3 years ago

The Marriage Development graph at 0:12:43 ! LMFAO ! If I went to any "professional" for counseling and he pulled out something like this I wouldn't be able to escape his office for ROTFL !


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Rhys Patterson - almost 3 years ago

After her Nam flash back there I think the better title would, "PTSD and martial sex: Or how my husband stopped being afraid and learned to love the strap on". When that girl breaks its going to be epic. Pardon this train of thought. I am on Ativan but can't sleep


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This was an instant favorite and, in fact, is quickly becoming one of my top ten MST3K all-timers. Wall-to-wall meaty, beefy riffing goodness. Some of my favorite riffing happens at those points in the movie where there's really bad cuts, like it's an old print that's been broken and spliced back together several times; it's the riffs at those points where Mike'n'the Bots are mocking the bad splices, where the soundtrack is hacked up so badly that the dialogue doesn't make any sense.


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Jon - about 3 years ago

This is worse than Ed Wood.


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Classicats - about 3 years ago

1:10:00 Most disturbing and awkward pose between a robot and a human I've ever seen.


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Classicats - about 3 years ago

WOW, this movie is as dull as dust. I shouldn't have started watching it so late.


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Scooter Atreides - about 3 years ago

And isn't it odd how in both shorts, it's only the girl's parents who have anything to say? One way or the other?
Did parents in the 50's simply not give a rat's ass WHO their sons throw away their futures for?


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Scooter Atreides - about 3 years ago

After watching both this short and "Is This Love?", I'm convinced that they just want to stop young people from quitting college: That was the main objection of the girl's parents in both shorts.


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Scooter Atreides - about 3 years ago

YAY! IT'S BACK!!


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Rachel Anne Mullins - over 3 years ago

I want Frank to sing at my wedding.


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Andrew Jones - over 3 years ago

Ahh Peaches... "I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead!"


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

55:39......... Peaches.......... If the human head held 35psi........
She's 20psi short !


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

At 37:25... That moment... JUST drips, I mean OOZES with FILTH.
It bespeaks KIDNAP, ABDUCT, prelude to TORTURE. I hope I can still wash it OFF !


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

The weirdest thing about this movie is that there are moments that look like someone involved with it had a real catch wrestling background. The head toss at 1:14:25 (or so) isn't an easy move to pull off.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 3 years ago

Ok, I think it's official, this may be my very favorite episode. There's so little dialogue that it gives the guys tons of room to riff their hearts out. So hilarious. I especially love all the REM song quotes.


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Victoria Mayer - over 3 years ago

Lisa Loeb? I thought she was Courtney HOLE!!


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Here's a totally useless trivia factoid: Timothy Farrell, our ill-fated crooked women's rasslin' promoter here, also starred in at least two Ed Wood pictures that I remember: he also played a hood in "Jailbait" (1954), and a psychiatrist -- if you can believe it -- in the classic "Glen Or Glenda?" (1953).


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I used the "We love popular songs" line on the radio when my dad and I were doing a show involving the American Popular Songbook. He didn't get it, but I could hardly keep myself from giggling.


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Auto K - almost 4 years ago

The bit where Gypsy noms Tom Servo in a wedding dress then spins around with him in her mouth is now my favorite MST3K moment of all time. Actually, it's my favorite moment of everything of all time.