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617 - The Sword and the Dragon
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But Ilya's son did bring dishonor. He traded the sword for a lid and got high in the palace.
Man, this movie is already 50 times more expensive than all the movies we've seen put together!
the banjo becomes angry at midnight WHAT THE HELL ARE YA TALKIN' ABOUT!?
This baby can handle everything but a three-headed dra- oh, son of a...
...now I was a baby when I last saw her, so I'll need to see all your breasts.
"Seek out a young man: stout of heart, strong of arm, and brave of spirit." and taut of buttocks.
"I shall follow the road that leads to death." I might not get to death tonight; I may spend the night at serious injury and head over to permanent disability in the morning.
"Ok, we get it, the circle of friggin' life."
"I think it's a film on sex."
"The falcons in the sky, they were witness to our love..." - Eewwugh!
The whole point of having a dragon is to tell the vorld you have a dragon! Vhy did you keep it a secret?!
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Mike is staring into my soul!
So there's no dragon? Or did I just sleep through it?
I love those traveling conveyors of plot contrivances at the 14 minute mark. "Oh, you're paralyzed? Drink this magic elixir. Oh, you're a warrior? Take this magic legendary sword. Anything else we can get you?" And of course someone else (I think?) gives him the mightiest of all steeds.
Over the course of five minutes he's had delivered to his home the stuff that heroes typically have to go on quests for.
By the way, does anybody know what deep level Servo was about to achieve in D&D? I can't make it out, though it sounds like it should have a fantasy apostrophe stuck in it somewhere.
One of the many reasons why this episode is so underrated: the host segments are so well done. So I usually recommend this to my friends who still fast-forward through them. :p ("Yaaah sure you beeeetcha..." -Gypsy)
I just noticed mike says the legend of boggy creek made more sense yet they don't do that episode till the final. Season. Big foreshadowing there
What a great episode! Russian-Finni tripe, and some supecala S.O.L/Deep 13 breaks! 'When yer outta schlitz, yer outta beer,' HA!
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I like the line "May you be cursed murdering scum!"...spoken while shooting a fatal arrow, killing the murderer. I don't think that's irony, but I still thought about it for a good 25 seconds.
Serious Comment: Nearly 20 years later, every political issue mentioned in the
Supercalifragilisticexpealiwacky sketch is still current and totally unresolved!
Non-Serious Comment: So IHOP waiter Ilja pulls a sword on Crow for asking for a ham substitution, big deal! Just try asking a surly nicotine jonesing Denny’s server at 3am for an extra pack of grape jelly!
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Mike in a pink bunny costume...nuff said!!!!!!
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So his horse starts out as brown, grows up to be black, and is named Chestnut Grey. That's a puzzler.
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Tom is a terrible Dungeon Master. NO WAY should a bunch of Level One PCs have a random encounter with a balrog! Have 'em beat down some kobolds first, geez...
I love it when they make Dr Strangelove references.
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The Ingmar Parody was sheer brilliance. But I also enjoyed the silliness of "HAM!"
If I had a nickel for every date ruined by an impromptu song about the deficit...
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Balrogs are from LOTR, not D&D! NERD RAGE!
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Another wonderful (Russo-Finnish?) film. I loves me some Scandinavia!
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The "Ingmar Bergen Tells a Joke" is one of my most favorite host segments. That and the Supercalifragilisticexpealawacky. I love it when MST3K gets so flat-out satirical.