617 - The Sword and the Dragon
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He fooled them into thinking tea was ready.
I'm a wind demon, it's my job!
But it is not enough! I want Moose and Squirrel.
The Duluth Chamber of Commerce bids you adieu.
We got a great big envoy...
But Ilya's son did bring dishonor. He traded the sword for a lid and got high in the palace.
At long last, our nation says no to renaissance festivals.
Oh yuck - He was eating crackers!
Uh, you Mongols need another wife?
Get that horse out of my living room!
Man, this movie is already 50 times more expensive than all the movies we've seen put together!
the banjo becomes angry at midnight WHAT THE HELL ARE YA TALKIN' ABOUT!?
This baby can handle everything but a three-headed dra- oh, son of a...
Cleanup's a breeze thanks to Wind Demon!
...now I was a baby when I last saw her, so I'll need to see all your breasts.
"I escaped after months spent in bondage" That was the good part.
Let us the nasty do!
So they walked from China to Finland.
"Seek out a young man: stout of heart, strong of arm, and brave of spirit." and taut of buttocks.
"I shall follow the road that leads to death." I might not get to death tonight; I may spend the night at serious injury and head over to permanent disability in the morning.
But I don't like food!
"I have found my true father."
"Did you follow the trail of beer cans?"
Is my face as weird as it feels?
"Ok, we get it, the circle of friggin' life."
"I think it's a film on sex."
Oh, that's ok I'll walk
Finland's annual emotional outburst!
Wash my car, pick up Tina from piano lessons!
You know, it would be easy to grab the wrong whiskery fat guy.
"The falcons in the sky, they were witness to our love..." - Eewwugh!
And then they harvested the charcoal briquettes.
Oh eck, Dorito breath!
A finger towel! Great!
I bowled last night and I'm pretty stiff...
This is the best tasting sword ever!
I'd rather be road kill than listen to this
It's a Matt Groening gargoyle!
Sounds like the strippers are on next!
We'll be showing the Vikes/Packers game in just a few minutes, everyone...
THERE ARE GIRLS HERE!! ACTUAL GIRLS!!!
Hey Rivendell and Mordor are calling.
Those are places!
Like a dog, sir?
You wanna grab an oar, Nanna Mouskori?????
I have some things to explain about me and the wind-demon.
I'll be in my ready-room.
Anyone know why we're retreating?
Close the buffet!
This movie has a real Viewmaster quality!
Oh great, my dad's Burl Ives.
No need to explain, Sir; we like making mountains of men!
The whole point of having a dragon is to tell the vorld you have a dragon! Vhy did you keep it a secret?!
It's a Tugar pile-up!
Couldn't the wind just cry Mary?
Chestnut grey, stop doing your impressions.
This song contains Satanic messages!
Chad, I have a big problem with this.
Sounds like Concerto for Timpani and Car Horn.
Wacky prop comic Lutefisk Top!
Where are the ROUSes?
I smell fresh pants!
He is a lonely, lonely man."