618 - High School Big Shot
|Short - Out of this World:|
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Glad you make the heist, Mr. Disney.
"i mean it, betty. i'm stealing a million dolllars."
i'm stealing it a dollar at a time from a million places.
Bet you'd be pretty impressed if you knew the shipping clerk here... Well, I'm him! Heheheh.
"How does a punk like you know where a million dollars is?" I, sir, am a shipping clerk!
She's going to blow the lid off the whole bread wholesaling racket. She's naming names!
Your school called. Nobody likes you.
Ironically, Marv was about to get a million dollar raise.
Hello? Whose turn is it to talk?
I hate it when his face lights up!
It's casual day at 3M.
Hey, the other side looks exactly like the other side...
She has an extra hip - really disturbing...
"The more you talk it up, the more he'll push it." Then the kids will buy it...
What's with the TOM AND JERRY music?
BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT
Speakin' of fruit cakes...
"I had only one rule I followed." Kill or be killed.
Get your buns outta my truck!
Quit loafing in my van! You really take the cake!
You got a lotta crust to come around here!
They leave orphan bread on people's doorsteps?
Never let the Devil dress you.
Does this heist count towards his outcomes-based education?
You'd do that for me?
Yes, I'm that screwed up.
I think the point of purchase displays has gotten a little out of hand.
Where's the bread display?!?
You can't miss his lips, they just ran into me!
You're 28, you should graduate.
Kill your lights.
Yeah, they don't need 'em now that it's the middle of the afternoon.
Will you do it?
I thought I was.
I can finally have everything I've ever dreamed of.
A pony, an ironing board and stirrup pants.
Ah, he's gonna bowl his troubles away.
Why Pop?! You said you were through!
Well it's empty isn't it?
You were just using me.
Ding ding ding ding!! We have a winner!
You're not dull.
Remember, I'm in to Shakespeare
What is that, chicken? I'll wipe it on my pants, no one'll know.
Don't you ever slip up?
You comin' on to me?
How in world do you get all those things done?
The whole secret to that is takin' it in small chunks.
And Uppers, Dexies, Speed ...
A new set of asbestos points for my pitchfork.
You'd think Hell would just provide those.
Larry Bird's going to help him?
A platypus could do my job.
Dad..I don't want to be around when the beans kick in!
So Mr. Peepers is a Heroin dealer?!?
Boss is always in a good mood when the Heroin arrives!
'What's Love got to do with it?' "What's Love but a Second Hand Emotion!"
I am Muscular Dystrophy!
~When you're in love with a beautiful woman~
We find out where they store the band candy and we steal it!
Oh I know you! You're that Shakespeare Queen that Betty dumped!
Mmmm...Good Reefer, Man!
Is that your real face?
Am I in the right movie?!?
Real nice art direction!
I hope that's the Scene Police calling!
I like this new movie better!
Meanwhile Betty earned some extra credit after school!
Are those voices in your head or mine?
Why no one can spend 3 bucks like Dad does!
at least there's Dad to cheer me up!
~What kind of fool am I?~
Am I a Sweat Hog now..Mr. Carter?
Did they all have to go to the bathroom?
Isn't unemployment a job?
'I got that job comin' up!' "gonna' be Town Drunk!"
I really think it's time we consider that suicide pact!
I know I have a Moist Face!
Well if your just giving him sex for term papers....
and that's why The Plague is my favorite book!
To the Moon, Alice!
How's the German Expressionist Date going?
Tonight only Cokes a $1.10!
I've never walked to a Drive-In before!
Can i sniff your bra?
I Love My Life?!?
Maybe if they sold of one of those Tiffany Lamps!?!
'To whom was this speech delivered?' "Richard Dawson...Fred Sanford...Larry Hovis..."
A Monkey's going to come in and start throwing that suitcase around!
Servo Kill! You know like Servo?
"The story involves Bill Dudley, a mighty darn good wholesale bakery salesman" and that's about it
Marvin should really be in his car-seat...
I wish this movie had *these* two guys in it...
Heh-heh-heeeehh - it's a Ma Kettle blow-up doll! Hoo-hoo!
Hmmm - Hard Rock Cafes just don't work, everywhere...
Van Cliburn entertains a groupie!
- What NOW, Father Time?
- Well, y'see, your hollandaise is way too lemony...
This is where Mr Hooper died - hmmm!
Smoooke on the waaa-ter...
- And another great thing about bread, it's really great in...
- Yeah, that's fine...
- I hope you accept bread into your life!...
It's gonna turn out the bread truck driver's Jesus...
Smoooke on the waaa-ter...
OKAY, WE'LL BUY THE BREAD!
The Devil's gonna show up as a hooker, now...
But your bread sucks!
"This is the PTA, reminding you to always do your homework."
"I'm late for the Village People audition!"
"So are your dads bean-eating alcoholics, too?"
"This movie is low on linguistic synapses!"
"Don't have the meatloaf."
"The mean streets of Appleton!"
"It's been two weeks and you haven't slipped her the tongue yet."
How else can I traumatize you? Son, you have a tiny winkie.
Maybe I rough 'em up! Maybe I bust his chops!
"Hey, somethin' new!" Be a shame if this ran over ya' kid...
When bread wholesalers terrorize the community!
HIGH SCHOOL BIG SHOT - The Potsy Story
Now I just throw dem on the floor!
Uh, neva mind dose magazines, I barely read 'em. Except for American Musclewoman - dat's interstin'.
If they were a lot smarter they could be the Bowery Boys.
Everything is gonna be... Every been is... beans! Come here you little rascals!
"All my life, my brains have been sort of a curse." Kinda like Dick Cavett.
Hey, here's my impersonation of your dad! ::takes a drink::
I'm sorry I made you work the docks for our date.
OK Jerry shut off the projector - some broad, eh guys?
I've never sat on a loaf of bread before. Feels great!
"This is a tough business, a mighty competitive business."
"I've been shot twice!"
Should I have not called the cops?
Aw, he's the Vasectomy Kid.
Meanwhile in the same room across town!
She's guilty of thought crimes! Put the rat-mask on her!
"... just like your mother wanted." Before I drank her. I unscrewed her head and drank out of her neck.
He has a haunting ugliness.
That's how Whitey keeps us down.
How do you mess up at this job?
"Don't move!" *Fires* "You have the right to remain silent." *Fires* "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
"There's something I want more..." Maintenance free vinyl siding.
"Uh, son you have a tiny winkie."
I need some time alone with my bread.
"When threatened, his lips engorge."
Hello, new dads!
"Not the Happy's Ripple Chips!"
"If you're going to tempt a guy, don't send Claire Booth Luce!"
"Even The Devil won't go to The Bronx!"
Try new, enriched "Stuff"!
are those voices in your head or mine?
I'm running you in, lady. You're under arrest for impeding bread delivery.
I like this movie better
Eat every piece!
"This movie is filled to the brim with CHIN."
"Well you see son, she lives in the Thimble Kingdom, and she has to defend the Mushroom People before we can marry.... Her name is Thimblina, by the way she milks butterflies and she's charmed, if I touch her I turn to wood."
"I've never had to walk to a drive in before!"
" MARVE gets date : City Stunned "
"I'm sharpening my breasts.!!."
"Hey, can I split your top and butter your buns?"
Yeah, I'm sure what with wars and famine, God is really interested in your heist.
"I like to do business with salesmen like that." But his bread sucks.
"Never slams his trays around, or makes a nuisance of himself." Why can't he leave me alone?
"Always interested in my store. Always treats my place with respect." What does he want from me?
"That Bill Dudley is ok. Never slams doors, always seems friendly, always got a smile." What's he on?
"I want every grocer on my route to think..." What a moron.
"You know......" Sausage!
Does drool bother you?
"I've been wanting to say this for a long time..."
"You've got dandruff and weird-smelling breath."
Dad, I don't wanna be around when the beans kick in.
"You'd really do that for me?"
Yes, I'm that screwed up.
I can't hear you WORM!
Are those voices in your head or mine?
Uh... heroin I come! Doh!
Is that Lincoln or Dr Zaius on the wall?
Real nice art direction ... you can't art direct those stains on the wall.
I think that what I'm learning is now, more than ever, it's specialty breads.
I hope that's the scene police calling.
I think it's time we reconsidered that suicide pact.
Tonight only... Coke's $1.10
[You go with Vince] LOMBARDI!
"How's MOM, dad?!"
Got a job today. Yep! Gonna sell my plasma door-to-door.
I never complete a... I never finish a...
School called, everyone hates you.
Make sure you stock your truck up, so that you don't--
Triumph of the Bread!
Is this a Warhol film?
Never put donuts next to the kitty litter.
It's the circus of the devil!
Larry Bird's gonna help 'em?
So that a small slip up doesn't turn into a big ... trip up. Make sure you stock your truck up so that you don't ... well, you know...
'Beer Wine' - wine made from fresh beer.
I'll do community theataaaaaah.
Why does the strip club need bread?
Ya didn't hafta shoot him in da face!!
Maybe ya rough him up a little!
...and that means MONEY! MONEY I CAN COVER MY NAKED BUTT WITH!
Hey I know you, you're the Shakespeare queen Betty dumped!
She's guilty of Thoughtcrimes. Put the rat mask on her!!
Edward Hopper's "Night Dorks."
How's the German expressionist date going?
Funeral bread, WAR BREAD!!!
Servo kill movie sign!!
Dad's new girlfriend is named Smirnoff
I had a Brooklyn accent and a different personality
Movie bad. Movie go away!
I might as well have MITCHELL for a dad...