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618 - High School Big Shot
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"This is a tough business, a mighty competitive business."
"I've been shot twice!"
"... just like your mother wanted." Before I drank her. I unscrewed her head and drank out of her neck.
"Don't move!" *Fires* "You have the right to remain silent." *Fires* "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
(cut to marv doing paperwork as a shipping clerk) Aha! a sex metaphor!
"Well you see son, she lives in the Thimble Kingdom, and she has to defend the Mushroom People before we can marry.... Her name is Thimblina, by the way she milks butterflies and she's charmed, if I touch her I turn to wood."
Yeah, I'm sure what with wars and famine, God is really interested in your heist.
"Never slams his trays around, or makes a nuisance of himself." Why can't he leave me alone?
"Always interested in my store. Always treats my place with respect." What does he want from me?
"That Bill Dudley is ok. Never slams doors, always seems friendly, always got a smile." What's he on?
"I've been wanting to say this for a long time..."
"You've got dandruff and weird-smelling breath."
I think that what I'm learning is now, more than ever, it's specialty breads.
Specialty breads!
So that a small slip up doesn't turn into a big ... trip up. Make sure you stock your truck up so that you don't ... well, you know...
Why does the strip club need bread?
Ya didn't hafta shoot him in da face!!
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Marv's heist plan doesn't seem to take into account the part where his boss ends up with his tongue pulled out through his slit throat for not having the money to pay the triad guys.
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As a person with chronic migraines, I know what it is to want to run a power-drill through your own head.
Good stuff.
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I swear to god, this is one of my favorite episodes.
'ah, the simplest of tasks for T. Hewitt Edward Crow' at 1:13:41
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I honestly wonder what they used to make the Giant Servo puppet.
Frank's lackluster scolding of the dinosaur is probably one of my favorite Frank moments.
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i just dont understand why the angel is the one trying to do the tempting... this short makes no sense! :p what a goofy idea. lol
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i think tom pittman, who played marv, is actually pretty good considering the material. i looked him up on line and was sad to find he actually died shortly after this film at 26. :(
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Wow, Tarantino-like carnage ending (hmm…wonder if he ripped off anything from this one too?). In any case, as I have noted many times my friends, just one hot girl carrying heavy “daddy issues” can take out more men than an Armored Division.
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P.S.-- I found the original guide to sitting properly on a loaf of bread, in case anyone needs it. Ta-daaa!
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The short is one of the best of the whole series. Probably my second favorite behind Progress Island USA.
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Okay. Granted--Betty is a stone cold, manipulative, gold-digging trollop. But her teacher's treatment of her is unsettling inappropriate, and would cost him his job nowadays.
I mean he basically told her, to her face: "You're a sweet piece of tail, but dumber than a bag of hammers"....JESUS! The harassment lawsuit that would result from a teacher talking to a student like that these days would bankrupt the school district!
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I still don't know how this ep stays so low on the totem pole with the quality riffs on this awful movie. The way they tear into the depressing guy and his even more depressing dad is almost magical.
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Who else noticed the "Police Squad" music at every dramatic scene? "My name's Drebbin. I carry a badge."
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Marv really has no head for crime. The whole idea about a heist is to keep it under wraps until after it is done.
It's like I Accuse My Parents as written by Sylvia Plath.
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My mistake, that wasn't Harry Mudd. That was Tribble-pusher Cyrano Jones as the safecracker. You Trekkies out there know who I mean.
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When she sticks her tongue out and servo cracks "no thanks, i use toilet paper"... wow. if only i had that baby in grade two. hmmm... how do i bait someone into sticking their tongue out?
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High School Big Shot: A misrable story about misrable people and their misrable lives.
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I love the diner scene where Mike hums "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega. 1:04:35
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Wait, Heaven and Hell is keeping track of Bread Salesman? Sounds like a Gospel of Wealth thing... Or a Ferengi Divine Treasury thing. xD
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LOL Giant Servo is the best part!