619 - Red Zone Cuba
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Well, thanks for not killing me. Right neighborly of ya.
"I want to give you some idea of what to expect."
There's 80,000 of them and 7 of us.
Wow, he's a regular Mycroft Holmes.
Ahh, Tony Curtis and Sydney Poitier are in there already.
"I'm doing a followup story on the desperadoes that were through here in '61"
Ah yes... which century?
OHHHH So it's marshall law in rats ass Missouri
Please do not reveal the incredible secret of Red Zone Cuba!
I'm going to have to ask you to leave if this continues. Ow.
There were a lot of forensics going on in Kansas in the 50s...
Castro looks like Toulouse-Lautrec.
Full Metal Curly.
I think we're being watched by a Winslow Homer painting!
"Now we have the He-man, athletic type." Grandpa??
"Running Down The Road, Trying To Loosen My Load, Got COLEMAN FRANCIS On My Mind."
"JOHN CARRADINE, is he always 100 years old."
"He's got PATTY DUKE'S dad in his contact lens."
Ah the ghost brigade!
Are your bunk mates supposed to strangle you?
Damn tire changerrrrrs!
YOU SHOVE OFF!
Just wait 'til Bebe hears about this!
I'm with you, brother. Bay of Pigs. Right on!
The yanquis will pay highly for you, Señor Francis.
You, and your swank restaurant and your chi-chi frog legs!
the legendary singing Buick!
I sensed there was mail...
We now return to "In Cold Blood: The Series!"
We fought for control of the tobaggen run.
Hour, after hour of heartpounding small talk
You wanna video? We got some super-violent Asian triple-X cartoons...
We've got an omelet called "Supercalifragilisticexpialdelicious".
This film dares you to watch it!
Remember to leave your area at home.
My neck got broken in that jump cut!
"I like this one 'cuz its whiter"
*Five guys run up* The massive invasion force storms the beach.
Look peanuts arent important just take one!
Then I joined the Crash Test Dummies.
The Red Zone is for Cuba and un Cuba only.
And when Curly dies in the wild, he provides food for other Curlys.
I am the dark specter of food...
My father was a can opener; my mother was a wood duck
Once we get past the character development this film is bound to pick up!
The wild Curly can hit 30 miles an hour when threatened.
Nothing's happening so fast!
For this next shot, let's focus on me with my legs splayed and my enormous package spread out.
The legendary singing Buick!
Ah, coffee, a Coleman Francis motif.
The Bridges of Madison Cuba.
Fortunately, Cuba has only eight guys in it.
Takes a long good second to get used to that face.
Well, this movie wastes no precious screen time with the plot.
Ah, so it's martial law in Rat's Ass, Missouri.
-They don't call John Carradine the "Voice" for nothing.
-Ah, to be blessed with an instrument like that.
"-It was dark...
-That's not enough?
-John Carradine for Viceroy.
-Sal Mineo for Viceroy.
"She keeps her feet tightly clamped together." 'Nuf said.
"...stand tall and walk tall!" Shave tall, jump tall and crouch tall.
Ugh, ever seen a one eared elephant?
Now you're a can opener. Metal and shiny and taciturn.
The Shining Path Fantasy Camp
John makes Keith Richards look dewey.
This is just after he was drained of life by the Succubus.
I think this is taking place in Mordor.
Women be different than men.....
Now your ready to rub-out Sonny Corleone
You know, the freeway may not be the problem.
Their lives haven't changed at all!
My posture is good! *Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*
The movie has finally thrown up its hands and said ' I just don't know'.
"Coleman...I think you sat in ice cream..."
Sgt Justine, I want you to call me Lieutenant Vivian.
Curious George Goes To Cuba-
Bay of Pigs: That's what they say when I go swimming...
Ya know, the freeway might not be the problem...
Just ten more minutes, boys, then it's time for dinner.
Ho now, I'm rocking!
This is a really stupid use of a split screen!
Somewhere behind that tree, there's a scene happening...!
Maybe now would be a good time to put my hands on my knees and rotate...
Can't you just smell the tungsten?
It's the legendary Singing Buick!
That's why we have a picture of Gene Pitney on the mantel!
I think the location scout was a spazz!
I want to hurt this movie, but I could never hurt it the way it hurt me.
Ya, that's a real tragedy- Anyway, pass the salt there, will ya?
Ow, my area!
I will not make the knee test!
Water... Thirsty... Sick man...
I'm Cherokee Jack!
Obviously, you don't know who you've captured here. I'm Coleman Francis.
We'll be ready to shove off after sundown." You shove off!
Ted, you take Havana!
Coleman Francis is Curly Howard in "The Fugitive".