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620 - Danger! Death Ray
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Is this what they mean by "the dressing rooms may be under surveillance?"
Please, I'm not ready for this. I like you just as a thug.
Have you heard about the guy who's late?
There's a late guy here!
That's him over there! I hear he's late!
"Would you like a cigarette?"
"Please."
They're done already?!
He's not Italian.
"There is some cooking brandy in the kitchen."
Do you have Holland House?
"Judging by your face, I'm pretty certain our conclusions are the same--" You're damn ugly.
Mike - "Ladies and gentleman, the pizza rolls will be ready at any moment."
Just because you have a high speed chase doesn't mean you can't have an adequate space cushion.
"My nose wheel feels mushy." - Line out of San Fransisco International... thanks guys
Can you imagine the horrible kinds of peace the bad guys will wage with that death ray?
*Ba pa da ba da-da* This isn't appropriate right now! His friend is dying over there! ... It's nice. It's nice though.
I'm trying to run an international organization and you guys are bugging me
You can tell by the way the way I use my walk, i'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
I want you to know how much your four lines of dialogue meant to me!
Oh, no! That antique breakaway chair's been in the family for years!
Uh... you might want to notch down the music while I'm trying to sneak in!
I'm sorry, ma'am, but I've got to get some use out of this Death Ray!
Have you heard about the guy who's late...? There's a late guy here...!
It was an interesting choice to not have any suspense in this movie...
I think we just foiled someone, but... because of the editing, we can't be sure...!
-Macintosh equipment...
-Macintosh equipment? That's a nice tube amp... HEY!
This must be a massive organization to throw away a $1.50 helicopter!
Now, you might expect to pay up to three million dollars for a Death Ray like this, but, wait...!
"They really have captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds."
The power of disintegration of this ray is a lot greater than a laser beam ... So I haven't just invented that again.
"Ok, remember, these people are verrry uptight, so don't do none'a your 'Jew' jokes."
They really have captured the gandure of white guys walking in herds...
"In case you didn't know, this is the light-hearted portion of our movie."
"And the way you dove out the window was just terrible. "Oooh! Sorry ma'am."
They were going to call this "Danger! Wall Mounted Guns," but it wasn't a very good title.
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Torgo! Yes!
I love at the end that Dr. F was splicing DNA with a chef's knife. Awesome.
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Also, I have never had Cointreau, is it really that gross?
Trace's giggling at the cheap effects is infectious.
Abe Lincoln Is....TIMECOP!
Crow does a perfect Truman Capote at 1:05:02, 'that's not writing, that's typing'
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I want a death ray mounted on the roof of my car...
...for peaceful purposes only, of course!
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0:25:04- Crow's eyeballs burst into flame!
Tom Servo (with a shoe on his head): "Crazy nut, look at you, you look ridiculous."
"Special Effects by Timmy!"
Mallory Hinz - less than a minute ago
This movie almost doesn't need riffing, it's so damn good on its own.
Can we still impose sanctions on Italy for this one?
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The theme song is addicting. I can't help singing along every time it comes on.
First rule of any spy flick: Tell the audience where’ they’re going and why.
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As funny as the BINGO bit was I feel I must point out that 49 doesn’t fall under ‘B’.
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Why do the American operative and Ms. Moneypenny work for the Nicaraguan Mr. Drysdale?
3:10 For a moment there I thought Crow had a totally rational fear of screenwriters.
I also like the SCTV reference at the end!
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So the "death ray" in this movie is the true definition of a MacGuffin.
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This guy has all the sleaze of Secret Agent Super Dragon but not as much personal appeal. And he lacks the proper post-kill puns. But I'll give him that his theme music does rival that of Super Dragon.
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Ed Wood had better props than these yahoos.
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Have to love when his ally is dying the jaunty Bossa-nova music kicks in for the gunfight.
Special effects by billy.
Mike is so adorable in the sailor suit. And also oddly lovable as Torgo.
mst at its finest. riffing is so sharp. always one of my favorites
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I kinda want that intruder alarm as a ringtone.
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Crow is lookin mighty freaky
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I really like the music in this movie. I find myself humming happily along to the song where Mike and the bots feel compelled to sing "Watermelon Man" to. Damn catchy stuff!
Bop-A-Dop-A-Da-Da deserved a better movie than this.
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This is a favorite episode of mine. I even named my band after this movie. Yay for Italian Bond-type flicks!
it must be a massive organization to throw away a $1.50 helicopter
"Let me restate again err it's for peaceful purposes"
Your watching Brian Television. All Brian All the time
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The lady shades really do suit Tom Servo.
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Usually I don't see this episode listed in people's top episodes list, so I'm surprised to see it in 2nd place, just after Final Sacrifice.