620 - Danger! Death Ray
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You're not funny!
This movie could've been very successful, but then talkies came.
Can the balloon juice and kill something!
Just because you have a high speed chase doesn't mean you can't have an adequate space cushion.
John Cameron Swayze intercepted it!
Bah dah bah dah ba pants suit, ba dah dah ba dah dah bra!
Actually, the Death Ray would be very good for Hollywood premieres!
What's all the arpeggio-ing about?
This house has the guns, but no central air!
I'm dyin' in a rush!
I want you to know how much your four lines of dialogue meant to me!
Oh, no! That antique breakaway chair's been in the family for years!
Macaulay Caulkin: "Home Alone" 57!
I gotta get a bigger body closet!
Uh... you might want to notch down the music while I'm trying to sneak in!
I'm sorry, ma'am, but I've got to get some use out of this Death Ray!
Let's put our balls on the table, shall we?
Hey! We had our quarters on the table!
Well, you all are gonna be Bart Fargo-less for awhile...!
Better be a damn' good "bonk"!
Have you heard about the guy who's late...? There's a late guy here...!
He just had his suit polished!
She's painted for a Laugh-In sketch!
That robe has "Father's Day Gift" written all over it!
Well, it's 10am somewhere in the world...!
It was an interesting choice to not have any suspense in this movie...
I think we just foiled someone, but... because of the editing, we can't be sure...!
This action sequence brought to you by the Stan Kenton Band!
-Macintosh equipment? That's a nice tube amp... HEY!
It's hard for me to work without my music, but... I'll try...!
It's like when rats pop out of the toilets in St. Paul!
This must be a massive organization to throw away a $1.50 helicopter!
And.. more butts.
Don't go up there, you'll become a toy!
Ty-D-Bowl Man's doin' all right for himself!
Jeez, fellas, if we only had a Death Ray, then... HEY!
There, we made him swerve slightly!
...and the Death Ray's just rattling around in the trunk...!
It was fun! I think I'm finally coming out of my depression!
Now, you might expect to pay up to three million dollars for a Death Ray like this, but, wait...!
All right, now... who here is bald? Show of hands, please...?
This scene could really use a bop bah dop ah dah dah!
Merv's guests are Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Death Ray, and Totie Fields!
All this just to get reruns of "Madam's Place"!
What does "Bap ba dap ah dah dah" mean, anyway? Is it protest?
Exotic locations like the south side of Chicago and Gary, Indiana.