621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats
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Here we're flying in another trumpet section.
Tor is posing for a Rubens painting.
Hmm, Helter Skelter. Very Nice.
"I don't get it..." Ah, the appeal of Adam Sandler!
Why? Why can't I get a baked potato before 5 in this town?!
OK, you chase me for awhile!
I knew then I had to blow up the school.
This film stops at nothing... and stays there...
Father MacKenzie. Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Do not ever let it become too rigid. If you do, you'll become a prisoner to it." HEY!
This has been one bleak, weird day.
What is he; a beast or my meshuggeneh grandpa?
They must have dropped their bowl of Cream of Wheat on his head and it hardened.
Well, we're in Wisconsin now. Or maybe it's Cuba... or Nevada. Whatever.
Well, I suppose I'll just sit here and wait for Death to come take me.
The fifth grade production of "Of Mice and Men."
Whoa! They're gonna have to dig him out of the crack of Butt Mountain.
It's Nickelodeon's "Waiting For Godot".
Unstoppable PARKING ACTION!
I thought ShrubWorld would be more fun.
Gee, the first McDonald's playlands weren't that good.
"Jim, shoot first, ask questions later." But they're just little boys who wandered off!
A sudden attack of drunkenness sets in!
It's Tetnus Park!
I think this is the single hardest item on the scavenger hunt!
This is one tough par five!
Tor snaps into action!
"A man choked to death. A woman's purse. And footprints on the wasteland." His limericks aren't very good.
I'm still trying to figure out that flag on the moon thing.
Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Bram Stoker's Wes Craven's Tim Burton's Beast of Yucca Flats. A Francis Ford Coppola film.
I call I'm dead!
Let me tuck you in. You've had a hard day of dying.
Odds are she's eating Ramen noodles tonight.
"Puerto Rico's greatest natural resource is her people." Come exploit her people.
"Almost all of the rum sold in the U.S. is produced here and its export is vital to the economy." So drink rum constantly.
"Hibiscus and Bougainvillea flourish throughout the year." As do Puppencoolidploopie and Flingulladieullflingooduah.
Spinal injuries are popular on the island as well.
"With sunshine 360 days a year, Puerto Rico offers something for everyone." Like flights OUT.
Look, just come here!
"Year round sun makes this island a vacation paradise." And very hard to sleep!
Benjamin Franklin was tried in the 8th circuit court on stalking charges. In a minute, the results of that trial.
Son, you're in deep to mother and me.
William! What are you doing in there! You're not talking to the founding fathers again are you!
"Until one day he had enough to buy the car he wanted." But then he crashed the car and died.
Listen, you little toad!
"That's not because you're a poor earner, William. It's because you're a poor spender." And a bad person.
"Why am I always broke?" Maybe it's my crack habit.
Produced by imps!
"One pair of panties..."
110 in the shade...
"130 in my pants."
Come up here, where it's really obscene.
Watch out for snakes!
There was no such thing as clinical depression until this film was made.
Get off my lawn! You credits!
Bob had a goal.....and two assists!
Yes, no matter what the culture, folk dancing is stupid.
"Bilingual schools." Bisexual students!
"Take that budget of yours..." and shove it!
Dead people have too much time on their hands.
Could you get your stomach off my desk, please?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd, you dirty rotten thing-ing-ing-ing...
Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were dying?
♫Woke up, ♪got out of bed, ♪dragged a comb across my head…♫
Why must I be a young Christopher Walken?
That's a hard face. That's a face that challenges you.
Okay! BREASTS! We get it!
"Nothing bothers some people, not even flying saucers." What the, huh?
Yes, even the air supports airplanes just as it does in the not-better United States.
I'm not thpeaking to you.
Nuclear test site sure is well-guarded...
What are they staring at? Have they seen Christ?
Here are some moo-cows.
"The streets of old San Juan, once the cornerstone of Spain's Caribbean empire"
... Now the site of numerous muggings.
That was my darkest vision yet!
It was a dark and boring night...
Now, back away slowly from the crotch...
"What money?" - Don't smart mouth me, boy.
Are we starting over?
I'm glad Tor didn't cocoon her with his massive spinnerets.
She's an attractive man...
He's trying things in this movie he later perfected in Red Zone Cuba.
I love how deeply Tony Cardoza gets into his character.
Yeah, he goes in there and he just sits.
Uh-oh, this darned gun! Just a sec, people. ... Just don't shoot while I'm reloading; that wouldn't be fair.
This feels kinda good! Weird, but good...
Coleman Francis: the cinematic poet of parking!
These are all just random sentences, folks.
The Dingos' took mah bay bee.
The killers' in Memphis marrying his 12 year old cousin.
Oh............ that's what that button does.
Apparently I'm dead !
Oh, and kill your parents. Bye.
Ooh, he's had his chest excavated!
"Benjamin Franklin, eh?" Bite me, Franklin!
Get off my land, you credits.
A century ago!
"Over here, son" -directly in front of you.
-kinda a girly thing to say, Joe..
It is more suspenseful when you don't know what's going on.
Tor Johnson as The Beast; That's just smart casting...
He's got the world's largest area!
Just as Jim closes in for the kill, so does Mutual Of Omaha close in for the kill...
Wow! We can pee ANYWHERE!
The Beast put a hundred down, and bought an old Studebaker...
Now would be a good time for some phrases. A woman's purse... a man murdered... flag on the moon... I'll be back later.
I'm sorry, I meant "two feet to nowhere"... what was I thinking?
It's ilke being abducted by Montana!
Oh, "flag on the moon", too, by the way...!
Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were dying?
What the hell... it's got a Nash front and a VW back...!
Fine... I'll just put off breakfast to investigate your little murder!
How do you decide when to turn on your lights in a Coleman Francis movie?
Never use yourself to block your tires.
You can see why Georgia O'Keefe loved this part of the country.
Tor went bobbing for rubber cement again!
Coleman Francis had a dark, muddy vision... with cars!
Vacationing at "The Most Dangerous Game" dude ranch.
Well, here's your problem-- you're dead!
On behalf of all girls, none of us are going to the dance with you.
The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife... but please, use a spoon!
This could be vacation footage, for all we know!
Tor could've been contender, instead bum, which am!
Y'know, this place is probably nicer than Javorsky's place in Moscow!
You know, Tor was originally offered the role of the Mom in this film...
I've been handed a rewrite... it's no longer "progress", it's now "justice"...
Shoot the film first... ask questions later!
"Bit of a rip-off?"
"Coleman steals from only the best!"
What, have they got a spider monkey holding the camera?
Well, we have Mom's looks and Dad's intelligence... we should be able to deal with this!
Well, on the good side, this is time away from Mrs. Potato Head!
This movie stops at nothing -- and STAYS THERE!
It was daring of Coleman to change the theme from parking to walking...
night on butt mountain
There was no such thing as clinical depression before this film was made.
"An American democracy. . ." - Would be really great.
How'd she give us the slip, she's dead!
Did I say "Flag on the moon" yet?