"I'm Tug McGraw."

'Starring Pat Buttram'?!? Boy, I bet the kids where merciless to him at school

The Teacher Angel is possibly the WORST actor in any MST3K film.

They look like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in the 70s

Maybe they explained this but I’ll just throw it out there. Why not just inform the police?

Which do you think was greater: the number of Scotch & Soda’s Peter Lawford needed before each of his scenes OR the number of times the director needed to see the girls in his private office for “costume fittings?”

What surprises me is the total lack of riffs referencing the Eagles' "Hotel California" in the final climactic battle scene at Lawford's mansion. I could identify at least half a dozen points where they could've thrown in a little "...last thing I remember, I was runnin' for the door..." or "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...!"

Okay there is not a single cameo in this thing from a male who is not playing someone either; replusive, disgusting, pigheaded, sexistist, creepy, perverted, or just generally looks greasy enough to cause an oil slick. Well except for Allen hale jr, but he is playing a 70's agent so really it still applies

Can I just complain that Keiko Yumaro is a Japanese name? And karate is a Japanese martial art?? Therefore what the heck was she doing in Vietnam, and in the 70s to boot?

Oooooh, this hilariously bad movie must be so embarrassing for so many- Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Peter Lawford. Atrocious acting and dialog, terrible but still somehow funny racial and gender stereotypes. Gratuitous boob-jiggling. The riffs fly fast and frequently. Loved it

Are there really attractive adult women whose lack of brainpower is only exceeded by their bountiful boobage? And where can I find them?!

This movie starts off by showing the bad guy get beaten and robbed by a child, and at no point after this could the protagonists hope to be less horrible than the antagonists.

I love this episode but this movie enrages me more than just about any other flick they featured. It makes me want to write a long rant about vigilantism, feminism and comedy in media. But I won't subject anyone to the leftover vitriol from my time in college.

Did Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Jack Palance, Arthur Godfrey & Peter Lawford ALL file bankruptcy in 1979? Backus & Hale tried to get Tina Louise for this compost heap, but even SHE had standards!

Surprised they didn't make a Sunset Boulevard reference when he was floating in the pool at the end.

Ohhhhhh, I thought "please tell me they're kidding" when they said Peter Lawford. The great-looking man who was in Little Women, Easter Parade with Judy Garland, Ocean's 11, and was a member of the rat pack was in THIS dump of a movie?!?!?!?

The best SFX is when the girls are tonguing the guy's ear and you hear a woodpecker. Mmm hurmm. Subtle.

Just realized that the model when she said "The pleasure will be all mine, I'm sure" - its scarily close to "Mutual, I'm sure!" from White Christmas. Granted, it does make a little more sense here, but same air-headedness in both cases I feel.

What tha'...? What's with these friggin' Hanna-Barbera fight sound effex? Auugggghhhh, the movie, it burns...!

Jeezus, this is some of the worst acting I've ever seen -- even for a cheap '70s knock off of another cheap '70s "jiggle" show -- and, of course, this it what's making it awesome.

I'm so digging the suspenseful music for the watchtower fight scene.

Y'know, when I first read the synopsis for this one, I wasn't holding out much hope... but I'm already starting to dig it, and not just because of all the "thrusting".

Servo got his bell rung....

Apparently this is where Bill Corbett signed on as an assistant writer. So he wasn't completely new to the show when he became the new Crow-wrangler (though he was new to puppetry).

OK, Am I supposed to infer from the voting scene that one of them wanted the pusher dead, or that one of them didn't understand the rules?

I'm torn. For my favorite episode, it's now a tie between this and Racket Girls. Interesting that my two favorites involve constant shots of scantily clad women. Hmm...

This episode is way under rated.

Ok, it's official, this is my favorite episode. The riffs are just nonstop hilarity.

Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, or a bunch of bimbos will chop your doodle off.

Keiko totally has a wardrobe malfunction towards the end