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622 - Angels' Revenge



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Ray Garraty - about 6 hours ago

'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


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Not to be picky or anything (okay, yes. To be picky.) but the 105 freeway wasn't built until 1993. However, had the movie been set in the 90s, I would agree, the 105 would totally be faster. :)


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Lee Crook - 19 days ago

Great, I'm going to have "Bolero" stuck in my head all day....


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jli@hush.com - 20 days ago

You know what I think it was this movie needed? More aging Gilligan's Island cast members.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 month ago

An asian wearing a large amulet... Guys, I think we finally found Master Ninja's long-lost daughter. Wonder what he'd have to say about her joining Charlie's Ang...The Doll Squ...Fox Force Fi...eh, THIS troupe?


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Scott A. Taylor - about 1 month ago

Not sure I would trust this bunch to order a coffee and successfully add milk and sugar to it without screwing it up. Wow .. I mean Tor Johnson could out act these bunch .. admittedly not quite as attractive :P The incredible amounts of shit acting make this film EXTREMELY difficult to watch.

I guess this episode is even more difficult to watch if you're gay :P, cos then the crap acting stands out even more than usual.

And which 10 year old did they get to do the music score! Whoever wrote this crap, YOU SUCK!


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Rufus T. Firefly - 2 months ago

I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt ever saw this movie?


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We're aaaaah-dic--ted kiiiiids, a mil---lion strooooong ...
aaaand grooooow--ing!!


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Bolt Vanderhuge - 3 months ago

Nope, nope, can't do it. I can't get through this. It's 'The Wild World of Batwoman' all over again, but without as much camp. Maybe I'll get through this on a different day but for now...


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Emily Nelson - 3 months ago

Sigh....I miss my brain. It fell into the many, MANY gaping plot holes of this STUPID movie, and I fear I may never see it again...


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suzy lux - 4 months ago

just cut to the middle of the movie to see the atmosphere of it and whatever and it's already 1000x better than pretty much 99% of movies out there today featuring more than one female character in them. One of the chicks has a heatha graham/kate-hudson-in-almost-famous aura, I mean you have to love this ALREADY.


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Michael Sullivan - 6 months ago

This was a sort of dumb fun romp right up until a man's genitals get chopped off by our heroes and then a drug lord shoots a teenaged girl. The 70's were weird.


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Elisa Farrington - 7 months ago

Crow's Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk didn't get off the ground but he looks decent in a fro.


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Elisa Farrington - 7 months ago

"By this time my lungs were aching for...booze." I was so glad to hear this old riff; every time there is an under water scene I think of it. I have noticed that this series has stopped using a lot of the oldies like I'm bitter!, McCloud!, Kitty! and Rickyyyy! And with all the Martial arts in this movie there wasn't a single Hikeeba! or Gymkana! i must admit I was getting sick of some of them, but now I come to expect them!


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Elisa Farrington - 7 months ago

Why is Frank wearing a left-handed mitt? Is it because he is EVIL? ....no. They are just sticklers for detail and Tug McGraw was left-handed. Oh well.


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hippiekarl7 - 8 months ago

Anybody notice that the 'mounted turret gun' on the van was an un-mounted AR 15 with .50 caliber foley? Movies is *magic*!


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Phil Carstens - 8 months ago

"Oh, oh, I know I have, wait, oh, I know I have it, wait, here it is."

Every time she does that I want to hurt something.


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Rusty Shackleford - 9 months ago

I swear I lost some I.Q. points watching this...


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Robert Brown - 9 months ago

God how I love this shrine to eighth-grade boys!

Perhaps the most watchable movie they ever mocked, this jiggle fest is intensely stupid and strangely compelling. Or perhaps I gave up long ago and looked at the breasts. For my money, this also has the densest high-octane riffage of any MST ep. A rollicking good time, we always showed n00bs this one first. ("Mitchell" second.)

This episode is inexplicably underappreciated. Can I get a smiley?

Now suddenly I'm thirsty for a seven.


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Mike Carmona - 10 months ago

I wonder if those karate kids only heard ::jiggle jiggle jiggle:: among the flurry of screeches.


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John S - 11 months ago

I like the 'moment of suspense' during the 'thumbs up, thumbs down' vote...waiting to see how the sixth woman would vote...after plainly seeing that the outcome had already been decided by the first five voting with a 'thumbs up'. Simply brilliant.


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Jerome Montgomery II - 11 months ago

I wonder if Aaron Spelling ever sued these people.


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John D'oh - about 1 year ago

'Starring Pat Buttram'?!? Boy, I bet the kids where merciless to him at school


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Zachariah Durr - about 1 year ago

The Teacher Angel is possibly the WORST actor in any MST3K film.


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Jerome Montgomery II - about 1 year ago

They look like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in the 70s


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

Maybe they explained this but I’ll just throw it out there. Why not just inform the police?


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

Which do you think was greater: the number of Scotch & Soda’s Peter Lawford needed before each of his scenes OR the number of times the director needed to see the girls in his private office for “costume fittings?”


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What surprises me is the total lack of riffs referencing the Eagles' "Hotel California" in the final climactic battle scene at Lawford's mansion. I could identify at least half a dozen points where they could've thrown in a little "...last thing I remember, I was runnin' for the door..." or "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...!"


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Rhys Patterson - about 1 year ago

Okay there is not a single cameo in this thing from a male who is not playing someone either; replusive, disgusting, pigheaded, sexistist, creepy, perverted, or just generally looks greasy enough to cause an oil slick. Well except for Allen hale jr, but he is playing a 70's agent so really it still applies


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Childe Harold - about 1 year ago

Can I just complain that Keiko Yumaro is a Japanese name? And karate is a Japanese martial art?? Therefore what the heck was she doing in Vietnam, and in the 70s to boot?


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Tiffany Delahunt - about 1 year ago

Oooooh, this hilariously bad movie must be so embarrassing for so many- Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Peter Lawford. Atrocious acting and dialog, terrible but still somehow funny racial and gender stereotypes. Gratuitous boob-jiggling. The riffs fly fast and frequently. Loved it


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

Are there really attractive adult women whose lack of brainpower is only exceeded by their bountiful boobage? And where can I find them?!


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

This movie starts off by showing the bad guy get beaten and robbed by a child, and at no point after this could the protagonists hope to be less horrible than the antagonists.


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I love this episode but this movie enrages me more than just about any other flick they featured. It makes me want to write a long rant about vigilantism, feminism and comedy in media. But I won't subject anyone to the leftover vitriol from my time in college.


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

Did Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Jack Palance, Arthur Godfrey & Peter Lawford ALL file bankruptcy in 1979? Backus & Hale tried to get Tina Louise for this compost heap, but even SHE had standards!


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Surprised they didn't make a Sunset Boulevard reference when he was floating in the pool at the end.


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Ohhhhhh, I thought "please tell me they're kidding" when they said Peter Lawford. The great-looking man who was in Little Women, Easter Parade with Judy Garland, Ocean's 11, and was a member of the rat pack was in THIS dump of a movie?!?!?!?


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Paige McKee - over 1 year ago

The best SFX is when the girls are tonguing the guy's ear and you hear a woodpecker. Mmm hurmm. Subtle.


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

Just realized that the model when she said "The pleasure will be all mine, I'm sure" - its scarily close to "Mutual, I'm sure!" from White Christmas. Granted, it does make a little more sense here, but same air-headedness in both cases I feel.


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What tha'...? What's with these friggin' Hanna-Barbera fight sound effex? Auugggghhhh, the movie, it burns...!


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Jeezus, this is some of the worst acting I've ever seen -- even for a cheap '70s knock off of another cheap '70s "jiggle" show -- and, of course, this it what's making it awesome.


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I'm so digging the suspenseful music for the watchtower fight scene.


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Y'know, when I first read the synopsis for this one, I wasn't holding out much hope... but I'm already starting to dig it, and not just because of all the "thrusting".


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Robert Ferguson - over 1 year ago

Servo got his bell rung....


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NS - almost 2 years ago

Apparently this is where Bill Corbett signed on as an assistant writer. So he wasn't completely new to the show when he became the new Crow-wrangler (though he was new to puppetry).


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

OK, Am I supposed to infer from the voting scene that one of them wanted the pusher dead, or that one of them didn't understand the rules?


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I'm torn. For my favorite episode, it's now a tie between this and Racket Girls. Interesting that my two favorites involve constant shots of scantily clad women. Hmm...


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Victoria Mayer - almost 2 years ago

This episode is way under rated.


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Ok, it's official, this is my favorite episode. The riffs are just nonstop hilarity.


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Alex Stefanic - about 2 years ago

Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, or a bunch of bimbos will chop your doodle off.


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Jhef Rehak - about 2 years ago

Keiko totally has a wardrobe malfunction towards the end