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622 - Angels' Revenge



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This (I just noticed in the titles) is part of the Greydon Clark contribution to MST3k (The trifecta of 'Angel's Revenge', 'Final Justice', and 'Hobgoblins'). I'm sure this one was the most fun to cast......


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

Homicidal Soccer Moms vs. Retarded Criminals!


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Mitchell - 6 months ago

I gotta think that a motorcycle with machine guns mounted so they can only shoot whatever you front tire is pointed at is going to prove pretty useless.


And the Award goes to....
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Mitchell - 6 months ago

You know, the best acting in this film by far is from the extras who respond enthusiastically to that "Shine Your Love On Me" song.


It is a puzzlement....
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Mitchell - 6 months ago

Why is the Asian girl demonstrating sword moves to a class of students who have no swords?


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Mitchell - 6 months ago

Wait a sec-
In the opening sequence, if the girls by the van can see what the blond is doing (as the editing clearly suggests) then the guy in the guard tower should have a clear view of them!


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Tiffany Delahunt - 10 months ago

The SOL crew predicted Bruce Jenner's transformation in the closing credits....whooooaaaa.


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fleshdunce - 11 months ago

at 47:51, Crow 'blows on' one of ladies' bare midriffs with a delicate little squeaking noise; I love it


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 11 months ago

Jim Backus' performance was so shameful, it isn't even mentioned on his Wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Backus


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 11 months ago

29:46 Phil Collins on camera duty.


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Look Polish - about 1 year ago

No joke at "Pat Buttram" in the opening credits? Too bad.


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Robert Brown - about 1 year ago

The first ten minutes of this movie are the funniest ten minutes in the MST canon...er, turd gun.


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Diane - aka Starbreeze - about 1 year ago

I love Ambrosia!


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Fancy Pantserton - over 1 year ago

Shine your love makes me want to take a sledge hammer to my walls until I find the load barer.


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

y'know, for a Jack Palance movie there's a surprising lack of buffalo shots in this


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

Others may have discussed this, but I have to say something. I wish to discuss the "subtlety" of the outfits they ware to attack the manufacturing plant. I mean, really, if you are going to raid a place out in the country guarded by armed men waring PURE WHITE OUTFITS? To say that they stand out like a sore thumb is a vast understatement. It is more like they stand out like Newt Gingrich at a Black Panther meeting. Why they are not wiped out in the first 5 seconds of their attack is beyond me. Gimme a break.


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Valerie Godwin - over 1 year ago

So even tho they have the money they STEAL weapons. Oh yeah, they are so much better than the people they're going after. Self righteous hypocrisy, gotta love it.


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Watched this one with my bf and a friend tonight. My friend had the frightening realization that this movie passes the Bechdel test.

Um...Girl power?


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Look Polish - over 1 year ago

The fight scene sound effects are incredible.


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Her name is Keiko Yumaro (Yumaru?) and she's from Vietnam? Not Japan, with the Japanese name?


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In the opening segment, is Dr. F wearing a fake mustache over his real mustache, and if so, what do I think about this? Hm....


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NS - over 1 year ago

A masculist fantasy should
Show the things a men's magazine would:
Air your castration fears,
Watch the girls shake their rears,
And see cars get blowed up real good.


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happyking - over 1 year ago

Servo references my favorite Zappa song around 0:58:40, I'd never caught that 'til now!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

this really should've been more softcore-porn'y.....

am i the only one??


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Link to AKA title "Seven from Heaven"


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I would give this awful film a D. Or maybe a DD. Could be a C+


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24:00--Mike wasn't around for Earth vs Soup. Not only did Mike have to watch the experiments, but Crow made Mike read all his scripts!


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Phil Carstens - over 1 year ago

FYI: I would star in a movie like this if they paid me in scotch.


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'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 2 years ago

Not to be picky or anything (okay, yes. To be picky.) but the 105 freeway wasn't built until 1993. However, had the movie been set in the 90s, I would agree, the 105 would totally be faster. :)


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Lee Crook - almost 2 years ago

Great, I'm going to have "Bolero" stuck in my head all day....


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Stereo Catz - almost 2 years ago

You know what I think it was this movie needed? More aging Gilligan's Island cast members.


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Mike Carmona - almost 2 years ago

An asian wearing a large amulet... Guys, I think we finally found Master Ninja's long-lost daughter. Wonder what he'd have to say about her joining Charlie's Ang...The Doll Squ...Fox Force Fi...eh, THIS troupe?


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Scott A. Taylor - almost 2 years ago

Not sure I would trust this bunch to order a coffee and successfully add milk and sugar to it without screwing it up. Wow .. I mean Tor Johnson could out act these bunch .. admittedly not quite as attractive :P The incredible amounts of shit acting make this film EXTREMELY difficult to watch.

I guess this episode is even more difficult to watch if you're gay :P, cos then the crap acting stands out even more than usual.

And which 10 year old did they get to do the music score! Whoever wrote this crap, YOU SUCK!


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We're aaaaah-dic--ted kiiiiids, a mil---lion strooooong ...
aaaand grooooow--ing!!


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Nope, nope, can't do it. I can't get through this. It's 'The Wild World of Batwoman' all over again, but without as much camp. Maybe I'll get through this on a different day but for now...


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Emily Nelson - about 2 years ago

Sigh....I miss my brain. It fell into the many, MANY gaping plot holes of this STUPID movie, and I fear I may never see it again...


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suzy lux - about 2 years ago

just cut to the middle of the movie to see the atmosphere of it and whatever and it's already 1000x better than pretty much 99% of movies out there today featuring more than one female character in them. One of the chicks has a heatha graham/kate-hudson-in-almost-famous aura, I mean you have to love this ALREADY.


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Michael Sullivan - over 2 years ago

This was a sort of dumb fun romp right up until a man's genitals get chopped off by our heroes and then a drug lord shoots a teenaged girl. The 70's were weird.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Crow's Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk didn't get off the ground but he looks decent in a fro.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

"By this time my lungs were aching for...booze." I was so glad to hear this old riff; every time there is an under water scene I think of it. I have noticed that this series has stopped using a lot of the oldies like I'm bitter!, McCloud!, Kitty! and Rickyyyy! And with all the Martial arts in this movie there wasn't a single Hikeeba! or Gymkana! i must admit I was getting sick of some of them, but now I come to expect them!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Why is Frank wearing a left-handed mitt? Is it because he is EVIL? ....no. They are just sticklers for detail and Tug McGraw was left-handed. Oh well.


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Anybody notice that the 'mounted turret gun' on the van was an un-mounted AR 15 with .50 caliber foley? Movies is *magic*!


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Phil Carstens - over 2 years ago

"Oh, oh, I know I have, wait, oh, I know I have it, wait, here it is."

Every time she does that I want to hurt something.


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Robert Brown - over 2 years ago

God how I love this shrine to eighth-grade boys!

Perhaps the most watchable movie they ever mocked, this jiggle fest is intensely stupid and strangely compelling. Or perhaps I gave up long ago and looked at the breasts. For my money, this also has the densest high-octane riffage of any MST ep. A rollicking good time, we always showed n00bs this one first. ("Mitchell" second.)

This episode is inexplicably underappreciated. Can I get a smiley?

Now suddenly I'm thirsty for a seven.


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

I wonder if those karate kids only heard ::jiggle jiggle jiggle:: among the flurry of screeches.


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John S - over 2 years ago

I like the 'moment of suspense' during the 'thumbs up, thumbs down' vote...waiting to see how the sixth woman would vote...after plainly seeing that the outcome had already been decided by the first five voting with a 'thumbs up'. Simply brilliant.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 2 years ago

I wonder if Aaron Spelling ever sued these people.


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John D'oh - almost 3 years ago

'Starring Pat Buttram'?!? Boy, I bet the kids where merciless to him at school


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Zachariah Durr - almost 3 years ago

The Teacher Angel is possibly the WORST actor in any MST3K film.


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 3 years ago

They look like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in the 70s


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Stereo Catz - almost 3 years ago

Maybe they explained this but I’ll just throw it out there. Why not just inform the police?


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

Which do you think was greater: the number of Scotch & Soda’s Peter Lawford needed before each of his scenes OR the number of times the director needed to see the girls in his private office for “costume fittings?”


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What surprises me is the total lack of riffs referencing the Eagles' "Hotel California" in the final climactic battle scene at Lawford's mansion. I could identify at least half a dozen points where they could've thrown in a little "...last thing I remember, I was runnin' for the door..." or "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...!"


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Rhys Patterson - almost 3 years ago

Okay there is not a single cameo in this thing from a male who is not playing someone either; replusive, disgusting, pigheaded, sexistist, creepy, perverted, or just generally looks greasy enough to cause an oil slick. Well except for Allen hale jr, but he is playing a 70's agent so really it still applies


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Childe Harold - about 3 years ago

Can I just complain that Keiko Yumaro is a Japanese name? And karate is a Japanese martial art?? Therefore what the heck was she doing in Vietnam, and in the 70s to boot?


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Tiffany Delahunt - about 3 years ago

Oooooh, this hilariously bad movie must be so embarrassing for so many- Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Peter Lawford. Atrocious acting and dialog, terrible but still somehow funny racial and gender stereotypes. Gratuitous boob-jiggling. The riffs fly fast and frequently. Loved it


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Mitchell - about 3 years ago

Are there really attractive adult women whose lack of brainpower is only exceeded by their bountiful boobage? And where can I find them?!


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 3 years ago

This movie starts off by showing the bad guy get beaten and robbed by a child, and at no point after this could the protagonists hope to be less horrible than the antagonists.


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I love this episode but this movie enrages me more than just about any other flick they featured. It makes me want to write a long rant about vigilantism, feminism and comedy in media. But I won't subject anyone to the leftover vitriol from my time in college.


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Kimono Dragon - about 3 years ago

Did Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Jack Palance, Arthur Godfrey & Peter Lawford ALL file bankruptcy in 1979? Backus & Hale tried to get Tina Louise for this compost heap, but even SHE had standards!


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Classicats - about 3 years ago

Surprised they didn't make a Sunset Boulevard reference when he was floating in the pool at the end.


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Classicats - about 3 years ago

Ohhhhhh, I thought "please tell me they're kidding" when they said Peter Lawford. The great-looking man who was in Little Women, Easter Parade with Judy Garland, Ocean's 11, and was a member of the rat pack was in THIS dump of a movie?!?!?!?


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Paige McKee - about 3 years ago

The best SFX is when the girls are tonguing the guy's ear and you hear a woodpecker. Mmm hurmm. Subtle.


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Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago

Just realized that the model when she said "The pleasure will be all mine, I'm sure" - its scarily close to "Mutual, I'm sure!" from White Christmas. Granted, it does make a little more sense here, but same air-headedness in both cases I feel.


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What tha'...? What's with these friggin' Hanna-Barbera fight sound effex? Auugggghhhh, the movie, it burns...!


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Jeezus, this is some of the worst acting I've ever seen -- even for a cheap '70s knock off of another cheap '70s "jiggle" show -- and, of course, this it what's making it awesome.


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I'm so digging the suspenseful music for the watchtower fight scene.


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Y'know, when I first read the synopsis for this one, I wasn't holding out much hope... but I'm already starting to dig it, and not just because of all the "thrusting".


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Servo got his bell rung....


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NS - over 3 years ago

Apparently this is where Bill Corbett signed on as an assistant writer. So he wasn't completely new to the show when he became the new Crow-wrangler (though he was new to puppetry).


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

OK, Am I supposed to infer from the voting scene that one of them wanted the pusher dead, or that one of them didn't understand the rules?


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 3 years ago

I'm torn. For my favorite episode, it's now a tie between this and Racket Girls. Interesting that my two favorites involve constant shots of scantily clad women. Hmm...


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Victoria Mayer - almost 4 years ago

This episode is way under rated.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 4 years ago

Ok, it's official, this is my favorite episode. The riffs are just nonstop hilarity.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, or a bunch of bimbos will chop your doodle off.


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Jhef Rehak - almost 4 years ago

Keiko totally has a wardrobe malfunction towards the end