622 - Angels' Revenge
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Its secret Redneck World Headquarters.
I'm just gonna look away 'til the "funny" part's over.
The few, the proud, the rrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr
My ass itches
Are we hot or is it just us?
That was a long flashback.
Boy, he's had to answer a lot of questions under duress lately.
What kind of lure do you use to catch cocaine?
Ya know what this scene needs? Eddie Deezen!
Meanwhile, on the beaches of Scotland...
Must be engaged to Sean Penn.
She's the Asian one in our group.
I still like this better than City Slickers 2.
I hope those are stunt-tongues.
The whole building just lost the price is right.
Hey that's my womb!
They are revoking his MEMBER ship.
I understand it took hours to get this shot.
Welcome back to jail, Mr. Gotti.
Well, even for me it's fairly pungent in here!
SEND ... ACTING COACH
Hell's Angels On Wheels, starring Esther Williams...
This looks like a job for Girlwoman!
It's about my report card...
Mary K... K... K...
[angry dog charges after Jack Palance's character] "Oh no, he saw City Slickers 2!"
John Irving as Adolph Hitler in "The Babe"
They're overcome with mild concern
Try and clean this mess up.
Hey, it's your dog.
...and Jim Backus gracefully closes his career.
Now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram's performance.
I like this.
Sometimes a bazooka's just a bazooka.
Nobody deserves a beating like that.
Pauly Shore does.
(As Arthur Godfrey throws a kiss) Burrrrp
The turd gun?
wish i hadnt bought a playgirl awh heck their nude anyway
"Here's a Velamint stuck to a Kleenex, want it?"
The common sophomore blends easily into its surroundings...
running running running running running I'm running I'm running I'm running running running and I'm running I'm running I'm really really running
Show him the wiener.
Now, Mike, you gotta tell me; what CAUSED the Seventies?
FOX. FORCE. FIVE (oh mike I think I just liked you a little more)
I misEMPHasize words.
We have additional sex for you also.
We will provide you with sex, which is something men like.
And WHO brought the brain?
Don't tell anybody about the people we killed.
"Tie him up with this..."
- The bad guys are constantly getting rewarded in this film!
Arthur Godfrey's in trouble!
It's a fiendish plot to ruin her hair with chlorine!
This all works fine, 'til they go to the car wash...
Send... acting coach...
Put a ukulele under his tongue!
I'd like a drug, please?
...And Sir Laurence Olivier!
I have yet to be amused...
Remember when everybody had this poster, only it was only one of them, and it was Farrah Fawcett?
Her image has been immortalised on pinball machines everywhere.
Hey! You're giving away the plot.
Can you believe it? I of all people, Crow T. Robot, have amnesia.
How many of those are load-bearing straps?
She's getting more and more Tina Louise-y.
I wonder if it aroused suspicion when they ordered those jumpsuits.
"Who's not thrusting?"
"I was lucky to find a space. . . "
What could you POSSIBLY need from Alan Hale, Jr.?
"We're lucky." We have a three-seater bidet!
"I understand it took hours to get this shot." "Waah waah waah waaaaaah"
She formed a sentence!
"I'm Tug McGraw..."
"Cheryl Ladd is woefully miscast in The Wilma Rudolph Story."
"Sports Bar Waitresses to the rescue!"
"Can I have my wiener back?"
"The Commode That Fell From Grace With The Sea."
"This is your brain on sex. Any questions?"
"It's Dworkin Fest '78!"
♫ ♭ "She beat me up in her Chevy van... And that's all right with me..." ♭ ♫
"I'd rather spend a weekend in Robert Bork's underpants than watch more of this!"
"Don't spill my fish balls."
"It's girls! We're ruined! Our empire is crumbling!!"
"Flush the wax worms!!!"
HOW ABOUT YOU SHINE MY STEAK OVER HERE!
We will, like, bury you!
"Where the buoys are..."
"Wish I hadn't bought a Playgirl. Ah, heck, they're nude anyway!"
"It's Miles O'Keeffe with breasts!"
"You got the wire cutters?" What about the underwire cutters? Haha!
It's the cover of the Nirvana album!
Mrs. Paul and Long John Silver in a battle to the death!
This is the weirdest Merchant/Ivory film.
You know, beer and porn do make the shift go faster...
This movie is a shrine for 7th grade boys!
Charlie was close... I could smell his perfume.
It's Knight Rider, for moms!
I interrupted my perm to come here.
If shining deer is illegal why isn't shining your love?
In the 70's you could take an abstract concept like shining your love and just go with it.
The mean streets of Ojai
Jose Cardenal looks on...
Tom Servo - "This looks like a job for girl woman!"
"We're going to drop a bomb down the chimney of that building." And then drugs will be gone!
It would be less incriminating if they threw her in the river.
"Trish!" You got a saw?
You’re listening to K-PLOT.
Wait I’ve got more barnyard analogies.
I’m gonna put the suit on the aliens gave me.
Hey Vern I can’t find your freakin’ legs Vern!
By this time, my lungs were aching for booze...
Sound by Hanna-Barbera, fine.
We have additional sex for you also...
Alright, you know what? I'm just givin' in and lookin' at the breasts.
I'm the NRA and it's fun!
It's a wonton unauthorized bris!
I found the greatest shampoo. It's called Body on Tap. Herbal Essense is good, but... oh, I'll tell you after we kill these guys!
And THIS was Carter's hostage solution?
Dear Ranger Rick Forum: I'm a forest ranger in a small midwestern town...
We're addicted kids, a million strong ...
Died in Vietnam
Geez, it was just the Johnson family going to mass.
She's flat, but I think we can trust her.
What the hell did Abe Vigoda have to do with Watergate?
It's a wet tea-cher contest.
"Women can make a difference." Ah, the director wrote that so he could get laid.
"Everybody go potty!"
Get out of my way... "I have to crouch by that other spot!"
Jack's not getting paid enough to run...
"She's a top model." - That's why they shoot her in mall parking lots.
HEY HOW BOUT SHINING MY STEAK OVER HERE!!!
By this time my lungs were aching for booze.
Let's do our hair & shop......
I wonder if they aroused suspicion when they bought those suits?
Jim Backus as John Philip Sousa...
Into the stump grinder! (brrrruh, brrrrrrruh)
Hey, you're giving away the plot!
Don't watch the jiggling honey.
thank you metamusil.
Patty, is that the one you're in?
Kelly LeBrock's Heroes.
This is offending one-celled animals.
I'd like a drug, pleease?
No! It saw City Slickers 2!
So they just destroyed all the drugs in the world.
So, Jim Backus is the god of wine.
Suddenly Alan Hale felt much better about his performance.
And here's where we grow dirt.
This is made out to Gabby Hayes!
This isn't Flip Wilson, honey!
Those were BIG dogs...
These survivalists couldn't survive a grain embargo!
We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.
Mike, what size dashiki do you wear?
He's a Smarties dealer!
Servo: This doesn't do it for me like that similar scene in the Violent Years.
Crow: The director doesn't have Ed Wood's passion for this kind of material.
This happened on designing women once .
"We're gonna drop a bomb down the chimney of that building.." And then drugs will be gone!
"she rejected me. im gonna go use DRUgs!"
Eww! I hope those are stunt tongues.
This was Jim Backus's first film after he died.
I'm glad they preserved the original parallelogram-vision format.
It's the T and A Team!
Semper Fi, Maureen!
Dig. Dig. Dig my legs. Dig. Dig. Dig my mid drift yeaH!
"The MOM2000. When you have to get them to piano lessons safely."
I LOST TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
Stumble in drunk after losing all your money!
SUSAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY TAMPONS!?
They're eating his brain!
I detect the liver-spotted hand of Aaron Spelling is behind this.
Look everyone, I made a potty!
Fame = Trustworthy
I've buffed my love but I've never shined it..,
Jim Backus is John Phillip Sousa.
Vaguely Strauss, but not!
I bet the phrase "where's my cocaine" was heard a lot on this film.