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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man



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Teri Gee - 17 days ago

There's a pretty clever camera shift at about 50:00. After he knocks out Julian, Faust rips up a sheet or something and then, he throws it right at the camera and there's a blackout, coming back with him just finishing tying Julian up. I actually found it to be very interesting.


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Teri Gee - 3 months ago

I just noticed that all Julian needs is a star on his jacket and he could be an Old West sheriff.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 4 months ago

Oh no, they're going to use that guinea pig as a guinea pig!


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Mitchell - 6 months ago

The getaway car that appears at 0:30:25 could have become, with very little work, Adam West's Batmobile!


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Mitchell - 6 months ago

The drawbar lock on the control room door in the lab @ 1:11:34 Locks from the OUTSIDE!
What a maroon!


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Scott Allen Washburn - about 1 year ago

Forestry - changing the face of Northern Michigan ! Im from northern michigan and that scene looked just like northern michigan in that time frame


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Edmund Wolfe - about 1 year ago

Good to see Kevin get some screen time for once. :)


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Showdax - over 1 year ago

Now I wanna touch the llama! I'll even bring matches for Mikey. ^_^


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stephen g - over 1 year ago

mike makes a great anne boline


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Robert Brown - over 1 year ago

So I'm taking a tour of the eps I've never managed to finish. I've seen the ghoulish delight of a short many times, and all the skits. (Frank's anguished "Squanto! brings back fond memories.)

But the movie. I doubt I'll watch it again, but I'm glad I finished it.

I find it funny that in the last 30 seconds the movie decides it wants us to take it seriously. What would I do? Turn off this profoundly dumb, boring movie, which I did half an hour ago. (Well, previously, I did. This trip, I obviously made it to the end. Still...

You know, another movie on my unfinished list is The Unearthly, which also involves an escaped convict held by an evil conniver. I guess that plot line just doesn't work for me.


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NS - over 1 year ago

If you build your career on blackmail
And breaking old crooks out of jail,
Beware of the cost
And the old double-cross,
Or your plans might explosively fail.


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

Huh...okay...! Diaper the toast and butter the baby!!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

PLAN 5 FROM OUTER SPACE!!


life wasn't meant to be a union pacific rr short
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Sean Barry - almost 2 years ago

Wow, what was the point of that short? Why remind us that none of it matters? The work we do, the things we say, write, build, it doesn't matter. We spend our lives fighting each other; working for someone else's agenda; being treated as a commodity, only useful as far as you can make someone else money; kept under control through debt, fear, and if all else fails, through force; and none of it matters. We are just a growth on a rock in space, probably one of many. We are given such a wonderful, brief time of life. A short flash of light in eternal darkness, and what do we do with it? What have we ALWAYS done with it? We SQUANDER IT!!! We fritter it away in vain pursuits of material wealth, we hurt others in many ways to get what WE want. We succumb to fear and let others rule us. We have the mental capacity to recognize these faults in ourselves and fix them, but do we? Sure many people do, but largely, no we don't. We are worse than any virus or insect that mindlessly lays waste to it's environment. No. We do what we do knowingly, and that is a whole new breed of evil. The worst part for me personally? I'm just as f***ing guilty as everyone else is, and it hurts me more deeply than I know how to express.


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Katie Green - almost 2 years ago

I just love what crow spits out around 1:21:50 - its just so funny


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Alex C. - almost 2 years ago

"You people bring matches for Mikey?" One of my favorite lines from any of the host segments. The way Mike just stares straight-faced at the camera before the delivery, and Tom's reaction to the line, that's icing on the cake. This episode deserves more laughs than 54 just for that skit alone.


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Morgan Zindzi T - almost 2 years ago

That "partners" bit from the mads opening is gonna haunt me. Dr F delivers it with such a meaningful weight but I can't decipher what the actual meaning was! I know that's kinda the point but nevertheless...


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

LEAVE ROBERT DENBY ALONE!!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

love the old comedy central ads :)


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Emily Nelson - about 2 years ago

Edgar G. Ulmar directed this? No wonder this is one of the MST3K movies I actually sort of like. He did a lot of fairly good (albeit weird) film noir movies in the late 40s, such as "Detour."


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Emily Nelson - about 2 years ago

15:00 So the two people in the back, without any kind of restraints and in the most dangerous positions escaped just fine...but the DRIVER is paralyzed.....because physics?


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Emily Nelson - about 2 years ago

3:30: Oh thank God, it's the question I've been asking myself for ages....


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Teri Gee - about 2 years ago

Are those Precious Moments figurines on the electric organ during the Rick Wakeman sketch? At about 1:09:00?


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Scott Bubb - over 2 years ago

Not only does this have the "Touch the Llama" sketch (my favorite beside the "Screaming Skull Prank"), but it has more guinea pig jokes than you can find in any 10 ordinary comedy offerings! Top notch in my book!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I love the Rick Wakeman "The Six Wives of Henry VIII" reference in the host segment with the organ.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

56:22 "A full orchestra AND VIOLINS?


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

53:20 That's one of the few examples of an important part of a plot when I actually wished they would shut up, or at least not make constant noise during the entire moment.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

I thought Squanto is one of the biggest opening weekends ever?


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Anybody else try to put your elbow in your ear?


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Crow does resemble a Praying mantis in Servo's insect collection.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Invisible army or blow up a county in texas? …What sized army?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

“If you ever mention my daughter’s name again(Which I now realize you haven’t yet done the first time) you’ll have another hole in your head I promise you!”


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

All fear the reverend’s mighty psychic powers!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

How did they turn his clothes invisible...?


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

Even if the Nazi doctor's experiment subjects were forced to wear hoods, how could he not tell when one was his wife? Who can't recognize the body of their spouse?


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Childe Harold - over 2 years ago

Frank was born to be a matronly B&B owner


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

What a depressing short this go around. Basically the message I took from that is to not let your local priest get at all familiar with you. If you do, bad things will occur.


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

By golly that intro skit was the best part of this episode. "Y'all don't give matches to Mikey! Bad Mikey! No matches!" And then Crow as the Llama freaking out as Mike pets him feverishly. Great stuff!


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starman 76 - over 2 years ago

forestry, changing the face of northern Michigan!


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starman 76 - over 2 years ago

ach, my zeitgeist is gestalting and now I have middleshmertz


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

54:38 Crow's reaction busts me up every time!


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Bees On Pie - over 2 years ago

Mike's hard, unblinking and beoveralled stare. I don't swoon often, but when I do it's in response to something creepy and beautiful like the pig-blood drinking ice cold psycopath that is shirtless Mike Nelson.


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starman 76 - over 2 years ago

you people bring matches for Mikey?


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starman 76 - over 2 years ago

Auntie McFrank's Tangleberry Inn


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Vince Giangiacomo - over 2 years ago

After listening to this pastor, I want to renounce my baptism.


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Cliff Beefpile - almost 3 years ago

Crow's gibberish riff at 1:21:52 makes me laugh every time. The short in this episode is great, but the rest of the episode is otherwise kind of forgettable--save for this awesome Crow moment, which is one of my favorite in the entire series.


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starman 76 - almost 3 years ago

at movie sign Crow's eyes do seem to fly from his head, around 0:06:00


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MB - about 3 years ago

I love how they make lots of guinea pig and hamster jokes; surprised that they didn't utter a "Dynsdale!"


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Scooter Atreides - over 3 years ago

Mike maintains that incredibly unsettling "thosand-yard stare" throughout the opening skit. It must have been quite a challenge given that everyone else on set was assuredly laughing like maniacs.

Makes you wonder how many takes this bit required.


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John Harms - over 3 years ago

What the? You can't have jump cuts in a binocular's point of view!!


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

I think Crow's eyeballs fly out of his head just before they go to the theater at ~6:00, lol.


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John Curtis - over 3 years ago

This is like the most depressing short ever. Seriously, I'm sitting here questioning the reason for existence. The meaningless of all life is what I took away from that thing. I hope Union Pacific is proud!


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

That "short" just KILLS me !!
Even safety ISN'T safe.


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

Is it me, or does Mike have a disgustingly long nail on his left index finger?


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

We know, nothing we haven't done. - Am I alone in thinking that was a great MST3K moment? I think this episode is going to be my "I can't believe this has so few laughs" episode. Everyone seems to have one.


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Crow looks like an spooked Chimp


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

"Local Color" Is probably my favorite MST3K skit ever.


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RevJoan - almost 4 years ago

If there's a Reverend in it, you know it's gotta be good. Amen ; )