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623 - The Amazing Transparent Man
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"Gentle pressure on the shoulder so as not to startle him." And a soft kiss on the neck.
"So, she arranged for little Joe to keep her from getting lonesome when daddy was away." Speaking of accidents...
"Should I gamble on having my throat slit by Krenner or being shot by you?" - Take the curtain!
"Lenny, who wouldn't be going to college this fall." Cuz he's DUMB.
"I'm reminded of the things that happen to the people who weren't even there." Oh sure a--huh?
"...and a wonderful girl who wanted nothing more than to become Mrs. Joe." So his name is Joe Joe?
Think of it! People might think there's NOT a guinea pig in a room, when there actually IS! BWAHAHAHA!
They'll circle Georges' house a few times THEN go to the cemetery...
Oppenheimer cupped Einstein's breasts as Niels Bohr let his smock slip to the lab floor.
Reverend, I'm having a crisis of faith, what should I do? Get safety googles, my son!
"Yet, there are some in my parish, who can only look back." I hate them.
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Mike's hard, unblinking and beoveralled stare. I don't swoon often, but when I do it's in response to something creepy and beautiful like the pig-blood drinking ice cold psycopath that is shirtless Mike Nelson.
you people bring matches for Mikey?
Auntie McFrank's Tangleberry Inn
After listening to this pastor, I want to renounce my baptism.
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Crow's gibberish riff at 1:21:52 makes me laugh every time. The short in this episode is great, but the rest of the episode is otherwise kind of forgettable--save for this awesome Crow moment, which is one of my favorite in the entire series.
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Frank’s anguished and excruciating wail when he learns he will not see Squanto is the exact same reaction I have when I do see Ashton Kutcher!
at movie sign Crow's eyes do seem to fly from his head, around 0:06:00
I love how they make lots of guinea pig and hamster jokes; surprised that they didn't utter a "Dynsdale!"
Mike maintains that incredibly unsettling "thosand-yard stare" throughout the opening skit. It must have been quite a challenge given that everyone else on set was assuredly laughing like maniacs.
Makes you wonder how many takes this bit required.
What the? You can't have jump cuts in a binocular's point of view!!
I think Crow's eyeballs fly out of his head just before they go to the theater at ~6:00, lol.
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I have to wonder if that "gentle pressure" policy is actually put into practice anywhere. It seems to me that suddenly getting grabbed by someone, gentle or not, would be a lot more alarming than having someone call for your attention.
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This is like the most depressing short ever. Seriously, I'm sitting here questioning the reason for existence. The meaningless of all life is what I took away from that thing. I hope Union Pacific is proud!
That "short" just KILLS me !!
Even safety ISN'T safe.
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Is it me, or does Mike have a disgustingly long nail on his left index finger?
We know, nothing we haven't done. - Am I alone in thinking that was a great MST3K moment? I think this episode is going to be my "I can't believe this has so few laughs" episode. Everyone seems to have one.
Crow looks like an spooked Chimp
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"Local Color" Is probably my favorite MST3K skit ever.
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If there's a Reverend in it, you know it's gotta be good. Amen ; )