623 - The Amazing Transparent Man
|Short - The Days of our Years:|
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So the main cause of accidents is joy, sex and old age?
Gimme five, homie.
Now how can a woman be Kevin Kelly?
"Gentle pressure on the shoulder so as not to startle him." And a soft kiss on the neck.
Oh... OK! Diaper the toast and butter the baby!
"So, she arranged for little Joe to keep her from getting lonesome when daddy was away." Speaking of accidents...
Ach, my zeitgeist is gestalting and now I have middleschmertz!
"Should I gamble on having my throat slit by Krenner or being shot by you?" - Take the curtain!
Oh, this is terrible! He died minutes before his time!
Well thanks Otto Von Bring-me-down!
Hey, this is not my beautiful house!
We're going to call him 'Harvey'
I'm still sore from the last time!
I'm watching you feel good!
"Well, either he's invisible or the rice is done."
"Sit down at that organ and play 'Stardust!'"
"I'm breakin' all the Guinea Pigs outta' this place!"
"If he straps on a rubber glove, I'm leaving!"
"Honey, I Shrunk The Audience's Interest."
"And now, William Wegman's Mein Kampf."
"I've got great sperm!"
"Plan 5 From Outer Space!"
Get off my land you pious sonofa...!
Did I do something wrong to make you not slap me?
Oh no! The reverend has killed again!
"That changing table is for the Guinea Pig."
"Good he's asleep, I can put the presents out."
He disappeared with an audible ping. He's going to notions!
Are we finished being fired?
"Lenny, who wouldn't be going to college this fall." Cuz he's DUMB.
It's under control, Hank!"
Escaped convicts are so rude.
I'm glad it's not the "Annoying Transparent Man"
No! It's a belt sander!!! AHHH!!!
Obey the toaster!
Ironically, the ambulance driver hit four people on the way there.
"I'm reminded of the things that happen to the people who weren't even there." Oh sure a--huh?
"...and a wonderful girl who wanted nothing more than to become Mrs. Joe." So his name is Joe Joe?
Come over to this side...
"That still doesn't explain how you got here." - I took a damn boat!
Think of it! People might think there's NOT a guinea pig in a room, when there actually IS! BWAHAHAHA!
'MCP': Most Crappiest Productions.
Jack & Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of HEAVY WATER!!!!!!...
He disappeared with an audible "PING"
I wish I were back in prison... I miss my wife... Jake...
If he straps on a rubber glove I'm LEAVING !!...
Now he's T - Bone Burnett ...
Other than the father AT the time OF conception ...
They'll circle Georges' house a few times THEN go to the cemetery...
So they've come up with new ways to off guinea pigs...
I'm not looking at my boogers!
They're in HELL!!
I had an accident too.
You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...
Oppenheimer cupped Einstein's breasts as Niels Bohr let his smock slip to the lab floor.
Do you take this bionic man?
The Binoculars keep changing perspective!
Kind of an abstract sculpture of Jayne Mansfield.
He's a Kennedy.
"Why are you so worried about this box?" It doesn't practice safe sex.
"You're hardly in a position to bargain, Mr. Faust." Bargain? Faust? Get it?
You people bring matches for Mikey ?
Well, either he's invisible or the rice is done.
Doc! That's not his wrist!
It's Hayley Mills in the Amazing Transparent Trap!
So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex & old age?
Obey the toaster...
I'm SO invisible right now. I've never been less not invisible.
What they mean by "photographic effects" is that they filmed it.
We carpooled from the Ottoman Empire.
Mr Wilson and Dennis the Menace: The Final Conflict.
Reverend, I'm having a crisis of faith, what should I do? Get safety googles, my son!
"Liked it? They hated it." Flag on the Moon.
"Better take it easy, Joe!" Get out of my head, Reverend!
"Yet, there are some in my parish, who can only look back." I hate them.
Nice of his mom to pick him up after prison escape practice.
HEY! Have a massive coronary on your own time...