623 - The Amazing Transparent Man
|Short - The Days of our Years:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Fine, if I can't get near the fallout I'll just smoke.
Look at that one, Henry! It's the biggest guinea pig I ever saw!
Here's your bottle!
Joe smelled conspiracy in everything.
"I didn't hate accidents enough..."
The doctor's wife had died, he paused to smell a rose...
Daddy, could I have a line at some point?
"This'll be fun forever!"
"Yeah, we'll never get sick of this!.. Say Tom, I've got 3 rubber bands in my room."
"I'm there, man."
Hello, so sorry for your loss.
Shadowlands II: Escape From Oxford!
That was so incredibly average!
But all that was due for a change pretty soon. He'd chosen his new look!
"A fellow worker hurt." Get outta town, Accident-Lover!
"The doctor's wife had died. He paused to smell a rose. ..."
"It all sucked!" "I regret everything!"
To learn the happiest lesson of all: Dishes.
"Hating the waste, the pain, the needlessness..." ...the filth that is humanity.
Locks may mean nothing to you, mister, but a lock saved my life once.
We'll be accelerating the guinea pig to near the speed of light and collide him with a copper foil.
I do believe in Mighty Mouse! Help me!
Go freshen up, Julian.
I - I didn't know there'd be a test...
*I* found him!
You're talking to the wrong end...
Goofus pisses me off...
III'm puttin' on my top haaat - tyin' up my white tiiieee - breakin' outta jaaail...
I am a fugitive from a Gulf station.
Their honeymoon at Six Flags is gonna be real fun, huh...
In my version, things went a lot further...
You are getting sleepyyy...
Oh, no - the Reverend has killed again!
I guarded this organ for years and suddenly I'm back story.
He was invisible, but I'm positive he was black.
"What's the score, Krenner?" Eh, Vikings pulled it out.
SPIES like us!
Door handles mean nothing to me.
Can you bring me back a program?
Gentle pressure! Did you see that? Gentle pressure.
I think a couple of Slim Jims will change your mind!
I hate to see a grown codger cry.
YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE!
This guy loves locks. Let's just admit it!
I can't stand it! Somebody play that organ!
"What does he have on you?"
He knows I'm German!
Let's see what Picture Picture's doing!
That was both amazing AND transparent.
Is this one of the pho-to-graph-ic effects?
You know, staring off into space hasn't been as fulfilling as I thought it'd be.
Joe's thirst for danger seems quite reasonable.
My binoculars switched to a different viewpoint!
I don’t even have a son; I’m so stupid.
I bet this place is loud in a rainstorm.
I’d better go fall for this.
It’s safe, now get in the vault QUICK!
Well you don’t have to hold it there!
Is that a lung?
You know, that short had an interesting juxtaposition: on the one hand, it has lots of valuablel safety information; on the other hand, it made me want to kill myself.
Remember to worship at the railroad of your choice.
I'll show that Oppenheimer!
"Well, that's just gonna make a little invisible hamster-sized hole in the middle of him!"
"The names have been changed to protect the visible."
The Gangster Nuclear Program is off to a great start.
Hey, let's go and spy on the guinea pigs while they take their showers!
Charlie, does fur run in your family?
Here, these'll blow your mind...
Home execution, Texas style!
Burgess Meredith is in there reading.
So the main cause of accidents is joy, sex and old age?
Gimme five, homie.
Now how can a woman be Kevin Kelly?
"Gentle pressure on the shoulder so as not to startle him." And a soft kiss on the neck.
Oh... OK! Diaper the toast and butter the baby!
"So, she arranged for little Joe to keep her from getting lonesome when daddy was away." Speaking of accidents...
Ach, my zeitgeist is gestalting and now I have middleschmertz!
"Should I gamble on having my throat slit by Krenner or being shot by you?" - Take the curtain!
Oh, this is terrible! He died minutes before his time!
Well thanks Otto Von Bring-me-down!
Hey, this is not my beautiful house!
We're going to call him 'Harvey'
I'm still sore from the last time!
I'm watching you feel good!
"Well, either he's invisible or the rice is done."
"Sit down at that organ and play 'Stardust!'"
"I'm breakin' all the Guinea Pigs outta' this place!"
"If he straps on a rubber glove, I'm leaving!"
"Honey, I Shrunk The Audience's Interest."
"And now, William Wegman's Mein Kampf."
"I've got great sperm!"
"Plan 5 From Outer Space!"
Get off my land you pious sonofa...!
Did I do something wrong to make you not slap me?
Oh no! The reverend has killed again!
"That changing table is for the Guinea Pig."
"Good he's asleep, I can put the presents out."
He disappeared with an audible ping. He's going to notions!
Are we finished being fired?
"Lenny, who wouldn't be going to college this fall." Cuz he's DUMB.
It's under control, Hank!"
Escaped convicts are so rude.
I'm glad it's not the "Annoying Transparent Man"
No! It's a belt sander!!! AHHH!!!
Obey the toaster!
Ironically, the ambulance driver hit four people on the way there.
"I'm reminded of the things that happen to the people who weren't even there." Oh sure a--huh?
"...and a wonderful girl who wanted nothing more than to become Mrs. Joe." So his name is Joe Joe?
Come over to this side...
"That still doesn't explain how you got here." - I took a damn boat!
Think of it! People might think there's NOT a guinea pig in a room, when there actually IS! BWAHAHAHA!
'MCP': Most Crappiest Productions.
Jack & Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of HEAVY WATER!!!!!!...
He disappeared with an audible "PING"
I wish I were back in prison... I miss my wife... Jake...
If he straps on a rubber glove I'm LEAVING !!...
Now he's T - Bone Burnett ...
Other than the father AT the time OF conception ...
They'll circle Georges' house a few times THEN go to the cemetery...
So they've come up with new ways to off guinea pigs...
I'm not looking at my boogers!
They're in HELL!!
I had an accident too.
You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...
Oppenheimer cupped Einstein's breasts as Niels Bohr let his smock slip to the lab floor.
Do you take this bionic man?
The Binoculars keep changing perspective!
Kind of an abstract sculpture of Jayne Mansfield.
He's a Kennedy.
"Why are you so worried about this box?" It doesn't practice safe sex.
"You're hardly in a position to bargain, Mr. Faust." Bargain? Faust? Get it?
You people bring matches for Mikey ?
Well, either he's invisible or the rice is done.
Doc! That's not his wrist!
It's Hayley Mills in the Amazing Transparent Trap!
So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex & old age?
Obey the toaster...
I'm SO invisible right now. I've never been less not invisible.
What they mean by "photographic effects" is that they filmed it.
We carpooled from the Ottoman Empire.
Mr Wilson and Dennis the Menace: The Final Conflict.
Reverend, I'm having a crisis of faith, what should I do? Get safety googles, my son!
"Liked it? They hated it." Flag on the Moon.
"Better take it easy, Joe!" Get out of my head, Reverend!
"Yet, there are some in my parish, who can only look back." I hate them.
Nice of his mom to pick him up after prison escape practice.
HEY! Have a massive coronary on your own time...