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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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"Why can't they just talk about whatever's botherin' them, instead of this senseless wrestling?!"
Jackie Mason! What am I doing here? Why am I in a castle? Why am I in a crypt? I'm a vampire!
Hello, ladies. Your special today is a cheesy taco loco. I'll be back to take your order later.
"A thundering tire...a flashing turn signal...and a hearty HI HO SILVERRR!"
"-God bless you, Samson!"
"-Who is he, papa?"
-God, well he is a judeo-christian diety.
And the Devil is out of the ring! The Prince of Darkness has fallen on a woman in the front row!
I should tell you, that some time ago a prophecy was spoken... Oh what the hell, give me a Black Russian!
Hm, another man gone. Is it something about my study that drives people away?
"Those were vampires that I saw!" He said the same thing about a parking violation yesterday.
Provided the attack is lame and poorly thought out, and is our Grandmas.
"You just tell them that Tony the big bad vampire wants his money !! "
So, she comes, sucks on your neck, you live for all eternity, she's super hot, what's the problem here??
"I bet it was a butterfly out there attracted to the light." - Or a tiny condor waiting for you to die.
Can you imagine the huge apocolyptic grease fire if they threw
Rush Limbaugh in there?
Hi, Honey! Gee, it's great to be back at the castle, hope your sister's dress up halloween slumber party went we- OH MY GOD!!!
Panty Raid! Haha, I'm kidding of course. I'm gonna burn you to death.
She thinks she's hot snot on a silver platter but she's more like a cold booger on a paper plate!
Isn't it strange how her eyes don't follow you no matter where you are in the room
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This epsiode has died and gone to Second-Rate Episode Heaven :(
Torgo the White. This episode is great. It deserves way more laughs.
"Who is he papa?" His name is Rodolfo Guzman Huerta.
Gotta Love the boldness to do LOTR references in a time when probably less than 5% of the world understood them. Thanks Peter Jackson!
I like how that family has had the same hairdo for 200 years.
Ah, El Santo, one of the pioneering sellouts among professional wrestlers. Whenever you have to sit through a terrible movie staring the Rock, John Cena, or Hulk Hogan, think of El Santo won't you.
I hate myself right now because I had to look up Capital Critters after Mike made that remark. I couldn't remember what it was, I used to love that show!
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I'd kill for chinese right now.
"Satan has given her prominent cheekbones"
"I'm gonna eat my fortune cookie first, heee heee! I'm so naugh-ty!" Frank is awesome.
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No one will ever push a button like TV’s Frank.
what can you say about 4'3" hero with a silver mask and cape, but HAAA HAAA !!!
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"TORGO the WHITE ! ! !"
ONE B BUDGET MOVIE TO RULE THEM ALL ...... :)
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"George" makes me miss the heroic figure cut by Arch Hall, Jr. :/
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This is a funny episode but it makes me sad. I don't understand why Frank left the show. It was just never the same without him. I love TV's Frank!
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I'm not sure how much of a hero our "hero" is. He seems to take advantage of convenient timing.
Certainly one of my favorite Halloween films!
Ah, I see the spanking service has arrived!
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I've been playing Stratego wrong this whole time!
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Goodbye Frank!
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Now all I can think about is El Santo killing the cast of Twilight...
This episode is becoming one of my favs!
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"I wonder if there are vegetarian Vampires..." ...Oh no, a precursor to Twilight! NO!
101% awesome
@45:50 let the awesomeness begin!!
Santo Rules!!!