624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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I'd like to apologize in advance for our wedding night.
Let the Cher jokes begin...
"Do we honestly need another remake of Little Women?"
[sob] "The food here is terrible!"
"And the portions so small!"
"IT'S AN OAK RIDGE BOY!"
"Why can't they just talk about whatever's botherin' them, instead of this senseless wrestling?!"
"Mr. Wrestler, are you trying to seduce me?"
"Maybelline™: Fine makeup sensibly priced."
"I never thought I'd long for a Mariachi band."
"She's got combination skin. One part is fetid and one part is rotted."
"Ah, yes. The three Russian aviators."
♬ ♩ "Yes, the movie sucks, Fernando..." ♩ ♬
A Mr. & Mrs. Vampire from Passaic, New Jersey.
I was sent by Fantasy-Gram.
I don't know; I just came home and they were here.
We're out of blood. Is Pepsi okay?
Why won't he help me?
Uh, I have a question.
I don't tan.
owl: "chi? chi?"
...Consult my sacred roll of Brawny.
Jackie Mason! What am I doing here? Why am I in a castle? Why am I in a crypt? I'm a vampire!
Alright Marines! Grab your socks and drop your...socks.
Thank goodness, a wrestle stop!
The Flying Nosferatu Brothers!
Hello, ladies. Your special today is a cheesy taco loco. I'll be back to take your order later.
It's a Mandrell Sisters's Halloween Special!
Hey, great! You know that thing from Peanuts?
"A thundering tire...a flashing turn signal...and a hearty HI HO SILVERRR!"
Some people burn easily in the sun.
Death Race Liberace!
it's a Vampire Version of Goodfellas.
Run! it's Butch Patrick!
"Who...who will I kill?" "Goodbye Frank"
This scene was cut out of Spartacus.
when a man loves a wrestler....
DON'T ...TOUCH ...MASK!
Panty raid! Hahaha. I'm kidding of course, just gonna burn you to death.
"-God bless you, Samson!"
"-Who is he, papa?"
-God, well he is a judeo-christian diety.
And the Devil is out of the ring! The Prince of Darkness has fallen on a woman in the front row!
This isn't Strauss!
Great, there goes half of the bowling team!
I should tell you, that some time ago a prophecy was spoken... Oh what the hell, give me a Black Russian!
You killed one of the Dutch Masters, you fiend!
Jeeves' final years, exiled to Mexico.
Hm, another man gone. Is it something about my study that drives people away?
I feel sort of silly right now. Did I overdress?
I know, I look like Vincent Price.
Oh, why did I agree to proofread this Michener novel?
"Those were vampires that I saw!" He said the same thing about a parking violation yesterday.
They didn't count on Carlton the Doorman.
That mirror thing was pure genius!
Beethoven from his grave renounces his great work.
-The Mexican Larry Tate.
Now Dean Martin comes in and jumps on her piano.
"Some butlers stay inside, sir-" "Shut up and get outside!"
Mexico is one goofy country!
Something is going to happen Mike. Something wonderful!
It's the international fight like a girl championships
The ultimate battle between good and evil is really goofy.
The ruling party set the debate format.
Provided the attack is lame and poorly thought out, and is our Grandmas.
This is what southern Baptists thing Catholic mass is like.
Her tragic destiny was announced by her parents of Redwing Minnesota.
Consult my sacred roll of Brawny.......
That's too bad......well I got a golf date with Randy the Macho Man.
Are his nipples painted on?
What you call Hell, Ramos calls photography.
"You just tell them that Tony the big bad vampire wants his money !! "
" I was sent as a fantasy-grahm ! ! "
"Tonight we're going to party like it's 1959 ! ! !"
"They're worshiping a giant Toblerone"
Please do not feed the Samson.
He looks like an executioner on break.
Oh, they're making the beast with 2 butts.
No, no, no you naughty boy. Don't look at me.
So, she comes, sucks on your neck, you live for all eternity, she's super hot, what's the problem here??
They've got some pretty busy spiders in these here horror movies.
Alright marines, grab your socks and drop your.... socks.
Don't talk about your mother that way!
I don't get the physics of a hovering bat.
"I bet it was a butterfly out there attracted to the light." - Or a tiny condor waiting for you to die.
This is what would happen if Don King took over opera...
Unsightly demon marks getting you down?
Oh. The passion.
I dreamed I visited El Manderley last night...
This scene was cut out of Spartacus.
The undead recruits of the WWF!
I just realized this is a totally boring party. Let's bring out the peyote!
Wheee! It's fun being the eternal damned! C'mon, Skipper!
This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic mass is like.
I suppose I have to read her The Very Hungry Caterpillar again. *sigh*
Looks like it's the maid's century off.
I dedicate this song to thorazine.
I'll be back Alfred.
Sampson vs The Vampire Women; a major Supreme Court case.
We had a really Hispanic time, thank you!
Can you imagine the huge apocolyptic grease fire if they threw
Rush Limbaugh in there?
Oh, I love what they did with the cobwebs and bat-guano.
Yes they're real.
Call the pound !
Hi, Honey! Gee, it's great to be back at the castle, hope your sister's dress up halloween slumber party went we- OH MY GOD!!!
Panty Raid! Haha, I'm kidding of course. I'm gonna burn you to death.
And the crowd goes wild...yaaay.
She thinks she's hot snot on a silver platter but she's more like a cold booger on a paper plate!
Should I get into my costume?
Oh,I see the spanking service has arrived.
Please stop playing the waltz!
i'm pretty so i have value now
the international fight like a girl championships
Our wives don't understand us!
Isn't it strange how her eyes don't follow you no matter where you are in the room
Hey! It looks like Cher!
Oh good, give me more wrestling.
Be sure to stop by tomorrow, & then leave immedeately!
Do you need any wrestling done?
Many times, lint gets in your eye and takes on ghoulish shapes