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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women



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Yong Rubenfeld - about 1 month ago

Lol Torgo the White


Impersonation
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Donald Petkus - about 1 month ago

At about 26.00, someone on the SOL crew does a terrific impersonation of the professor .


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Link one is down. Apparently even El Santo couldn't suplex the DCMA Nazis...
Good news is that so far it seems this is only happening to the videos hosted on Youtube. All the other hosting providers haven't been hit yet.


Photography
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Donald Petkus - 5 months ago

For a low budget film, the shots where the ugly vampires transform into beauties are well handled.


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Rosebud - 5 months ago

I thought of something else. I think the guy dubbing the Professor was just making up his lines instead of translating. That's the only way to explain his bizarre lines. Sort of like Woody Allen's "What's Up Tiger Lilly" or "Blobbermouth"


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Rosebud - 5 months ago

A couple things here. First of all, I've been re-watching these episodes for several years, and...I NEVER SAW THIS ONE! How is that possible? The transition episodes are always my favorite, too. They get me teared up every time. So all these years, I wondered what happened to Frank... Another thing...kinda slow episode until 45:45 and then POW! It's so funny that no riff is necessary!


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Joey Thomas Mackie - 6 months ago

Any internal injuries Doctor,...No I'm fine.


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Robert Brown - 6 months ago

This ep should have 500 laughs. The gang always brought game to the goodbye eps.

Ah, TV's Frank, we hardly knew ye. We share so much: a fear of halogen, distinctive coiffure, freak-flag waving tendencies...the show was not the same without you. Let me be Frank: truly you were the greatest Frank of all.

Yuckkll...eeee!


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

Now THATS an idea...!
Put the cheese INSIDE the cracker!!


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

VIVA LA RAZA!!!


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the puppet hater's club - 9 months ago

oh no, those bitchy vampires, Debra and Jennifer , are here


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Ginger Fitts - 9 months ago

Still better than the Twilight series.


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Punch Rockgroin - 9 months ago

The lead vampiress looks like Kim Kardashian minus the booty.


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Emily Nelson - 10 months ago

1:13:00: Um....WHY is his face all furry? Is this a part of the vampire mythos I missed?


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Emily Nelson - 10 months ago

So, this Rebeca chick was around in 1761, when language was not so different from its modern usage, so that you could certainly read and understand something written 200 years ago. So what the HELL are all those weird hieroglyphs!?


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Emily Nelson - 10 months ago

29:00: But...you can't see vampires in mirrors....I see she's ugly again, so can you only see their ugliness in mirrors? WTF?


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suzy lux - 11 months ago

ok two eyeliner jokes, do better guys. you have a b movie rife with female vampires who are searching for a new young queen to (seduce) There are literally a million lezbionic buttons you could be pushing here ;p

/vampyres


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MyMyMSTie - 11 months ago

Crows laugh @ 45.52 kills me every time!!


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suzy lux - 11 months ago

the mark on the left shoulder thing reminded me of rosemary's baby *shiver*


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What the hell happened in this movie??

The vampires won. They won! They got who they were after, they neutralized the hero who, incidentally, didn't do much of anything during the course of the story, and then... they all stand around and wait to die. They weren't even trying to do anything at the end. Why didn't they just leave the wrestler in his cage? Did they all just forget the sun eventually rises? Countess Second-Banana just stands there for what seemed like five solid minutes, staring at the window as if she couldn't comprehend its divine form.

Who the hell wrote this? Was this sequence of events actually in the screenplay, or did it just say, "And then they all die for some reason, why not?" Seriously, did I miss something? This bad movie is actually making me question my own grip on reality.


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After they burst out cackling when El Santo shows up, the episode really takes off. "Did I overdress?" "Should I get into my costume?" "Do you need any wrestling done?" Oh god.


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RevJoan - 12 months ago

Hey! -one of them thar vampire ladies looks a little like that Kardashian gal


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E B - 12 months ago

"Let's see; she comes, sucks on your neck, you live for all eternity, she's totally hot...what's the problem here?"

Also, if our only hope for salvation is El Santo and that Goofy Professor, then we had all better get used to spending a lot of our time hanging out at the blood-bank. And it should be the Smurfs who kill the cast of Twilight. Or maybe Godzilla. Hell, El Santo will do; anybody, really.


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Eulalia Vox - about 1 year ago

I have to say, I legitimately teared up during Forrester's realization Frank was gone and during "Who Am I Going to Kill". What is happening to me?


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

Oooooh. Good bye Frank. The most touching part for me was his final 'A-yuck-a-ee'. I loved when he said it during his first season to Dr. F's annoyance. Aawww.


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

KABOOM! - Just in case there is some young whipper-snapper that was deprived of the Three Stooges, here is a clip of Curly at his best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN1eNKGbbXY -one of several sketches they did that are the inspiration for the clam soup host segment.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

Awwww...FRANK! Frank was cool, one of the best. Thank God for re-reuns!


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Crypto Dentist - about 1 year ago

Hey, now wait a minute, half an hour in she catches sight of a vampire in her mirror. Vampires don't have reflections.


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Barry Buchanan - about 1 year ago

Don't know if they had the mics turned up or just the absurdness of this film, but it seems like the 'bots and Mike are snickering at their own jokes more than usual.


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

Isn't having a mark shaped unmistakably like a vampire like having a mark that's shaped unmistakably like an asthmatic telecommuter?


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 1 year ago

a·poth·e·o·sis:
n. pl. a·poth·e·o·ses
1. Exaltation to divine rank or stature; deification.
2. Elevation to a preeminent or transcendent position; glorification
3. An exalted or glorified example


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Tom Nathe - over 1 year ago

Surprised no one has caught to downward moving sunrise at the end.


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

When I first saw this episode, I was half-expecting it to be a blacksploitation film, filled to the teeth with Wakachu-wak. But this? This is--no!


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E. Michelle Peterson - over 1 year ago

Torgo the White. This episode is great. It deserves way more laughs.


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"Who is he papa?" His name is Rodolfo Guzman Huerta.


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Gotta Love the boldness to do LOTR references in a time when probably less than 5% of the world understood them. Thanks Peter Jackson!


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I like how that family has had the same hairdo for 200 years.


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Ah, El Santo, one of the pioneering sellouts among professional wrestlers. Whenever you have to sit through a terrible movie staring the Rock, John Cena, or Hulk Hogan, think of El Santo won't you.


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I hate myself right now because I had to look up Capital Critters after Mike made that remark. I couldn't remember what it was, I used to love that show!


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I'd kill for chinese right now.


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Genevieve Sørensen - over 1 year ago

"Satan has given her prominent cheekbones"


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Sabrina Domingues - over 1 year ago

"I'm gonna eat my fortune cookie first, heee heee! I'm so naugh-ty!" Frank is awesome.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

No one will ever push a button like TV’s Frank.


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glenn-s - over 1 year ago

what can you say about 4'3" hero with a silver mask and cape, but HAAA HAAA !!!


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Super McWonderfull - almost 2 years ago

"TORGO the WHITE ! ! !"

ONE B BUDGET MOVIE TO RULE THEM ALL ...... :)


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Aileen Smithee - almost 2 years ago

"George" makes me miss the heroic figure cut by Arch Hall, Jr. :/


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This is a funny episode but it makes me sad. I don't understand why Frank left the show. It was just never the same without him. I love TV's Frank!


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John Harms - almost 2 years ago

I'm not sure how much of a hero our "hero" is. He seems to take advantage of convenient timing.


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Singe - about 2 years ago

Certainly one of my favorite Halloween films!


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Chris Markovic - over 2 years ago

Ah, I see the spanking service has arrived!


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

I've been playing Stratego wrong this whole time!


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Page - over 2 years ago

Goodbye Frank!


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

Now all I can think about is El Santo killing the cast of Twilight...


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MB - over 2 years ago

This episode is becoming one of my favs!


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Peter Trinidad Niederbrach - over 2 years ago

"I wonder if there are vegetarian Vampires..." ...Oh no, a precursor to Twilight! NO!


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Jason T. Murphy - over 2 years ago

101% awesome


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Frankie DeMario - almost 3 years ago

@45:50 let the awesomeness begin!!


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Lashunda Johnson - almost 3 years ago

Santo Rules!!!