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701 - Night of the Blood Beast
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"I wish I had an stove whose pilot light was always LIT!" "Well don't look for it now; it's only available in the year 2000!"
As a precautionary measure I suggest we all stay in this room tonight. I'll lay on Sharon.
It's great how they can run the space program then sell corn from their flatbed truck.
Eh, Breaker-One-Niner for the Big Booty, we've got a spam in the can and we'll catch you on the big bounce-around, over!
♫I wish I had a pretty purple phone to match my purple Gypsy color!♫ Oooh, saaay... Thanks, wow!
Do not be afraid! I am not here to harm you! I just want to kill you.
Yes, I am using Dr. Wyman's voice. I've got a little problem with the reverb, though.
"Don't say 'rub.' Or 'grind,' or 'moist,' or 'hard' or 'gristle.'"
My bodily functions aren't like those of a normal human being. ("I'm Italian")
I-I'm seeing a wool pantsuit...and someone is hungry for a frosted item.
"We've never sent a man this far into space before." - With so little food and no air.
"It's a Lands' End™ ad!"
" 'Available in Loden, Camel, Stone, Pant, and Twerp.' "
"Ah, sort of a Western-y Gingham-y Oriental Danish Modern-esque Prairie School sort of thing."
♩ "...A cozy little castle with a hundred rooms or more..." ♩
♫ "And I wouldn't have to dress like Tipper Gore..." ♫
This is a stupid space program. I'm going to go work for my uncle's space program!
Before this decade is out, we will put a man in a pickup truck, and bring him safely to Mendocino County.
Come here, you little tramp! When I think of the Blood Beasts hands all over you...!
"Perhaps a color scheme of gold and blue" Yeah that's about as sexy as a garage.
"This was your first project under Dr. Wyman wasn't it?"
Oh, I've been under him before.
"Over three hours and no sign of body rigidity." - Well, THAT'S nothing new.
Wish in one hand & crap in the other, see which one piles up first...
Well we had to snap him in half, like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule.
-Honey? Is that a gay man on the Johnson's roof?-
-Should we get a gay man for our roof, Honey?-
what I'm about to say might sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse.
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Is it wrong to give it a :D point just for the short? Because it's my favorite short ever. Who knows what it's about, AND WHO CARES!! YEAH!!
Does Crow say "The Bloodbeast got mad and spun shitties on the lawn" at 1:18:22? I read a long time ago that people say "whipping shitties" to mean doing donuts and thought it was completely hilarious. Is that really a thing? And does Crow say it?
~18:30 "Hey, leave some room for the Holy Ghost." At church camp, this is what we were told during the dances... especially the SLOW dances!
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OK, this has been bugging me:
Were there alternate host segments for this episode? I seem to remember watching this one with different host segments. Specifically, there was some sort of dinner party with a bunch of guests that Frank had invited before he died, including Mr. B Natural, Satan, and Kevin Murphy dressed up as a cat.
Does anyone else remember this? Or have I gone completely bonkers? Or both?
About the short -- her husband is trying to write a song, something he gets paid for as a JOB and all, and her top priority is having a baker's dozen of telephones spread around the house despite having a working one in the living room...
Both the short and this movie were used on Whose Line Is It Anyway. In the short, instead of wishing, the cast sang about corn or butter or something. The movie involved the pregnant man eating too many sea monkeys.
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I think this movie might have used some of the same desert locations from Eegah.
Wow She-Steve #2(A.K.A. Donna)'s hair is 30 years ahead of it's time.
52:08 "His head's gone!" Yet somehow his shadow still has a head.
Basic logic here. Just because the crash was three hours ago doesn't mean hes been dead that long!
"Pills, pills, where are the damned pills!?" Coursing through her bloodstream if that little fantasy number was any indication.
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Yeah if I hadn't had my honeymoon and my bedroom had two separate beds I'd smoke too.
00:20:00 -- Definitely one of Gypsy's finest moments. <3
"Ted never asks for his bag at home" Airplane XD
Watching this episode while playing an online flash game which keeps getting interrupted by commercials...for shrimp. Coincidence? Probably.
"They mean to win Wimbledon!" I really appreciate the Monty Python references.
I first saw and taped this episode during one of the Thanksgiving Day marathons back in the 1990s. It's not one that I can rewatch as frequently as Space Mutiny or Giant Spider Invasion, but I still find it laugh out loud funny once or twice a year. The little photographer girl was pretty hot for her day !
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As corny as it is, the short isn't actually THAT bad by MST3K standards.
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Hold on...I don't think it's just me; I have this episode practically memorized, however, I could swear there is an extra joke! "I'll drive this back to NASA." is said by Tom at 31:52...Weird.
Many, many thanks to the person who just replaced this with a full-length version! This is one of my favs...especially with Mike (no offense to either intended).Classic. Art: You have my heart!
I can remember watching this with some of my buddies when it first aired, and to this day whenever we have to fix something, we'll do some arbitrary task and go "There, I fixed it" and walk off. I don't think I've laughed harder at a simple 4 word riff then when Steve grabbed the ladder to stop if from swinging.
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Jeezus, talk about cheap... they've lifted pretty much the entire music score from Attack Of The Giant Leeches, including the jerky, staccato-plagued, spazzed-out opening theme.
And, what's with all the Steves? Granted, my journalism class in my senior year of high school had three guys named Mike (including me), but that was by accident; the writers of this stinkburger included two (three?) guys named Steve on purpose. I haven't been this confused since I struggled to keep the Kens sorted out in Fugitive Alien.
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Is that alien wearin the same costume as worn by the old guy in Teenage Caveman? I would almost swear it is.....
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"The potato- Nature's Bouncing Betty!"
(Clarification for people who are less geeky than I am: a Bouncing Betty was a German WWII antipersonnel mine. They employed a small explosive charge to launch the mine about a yard above ground before it detonated.
VERY nasty.
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As others have said, this is a criminally-underrated episode. The guys are just on fire throughout, and they are constantly cracking up at each other. If you have a sleeper to recommend to someone, make it this one!
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That is one DREARY short. If I knew my "RELATIONSHIP" angel was as DENSE as this guy, I'd become Hindu. And the reference to a stove gas explosion, that might work too. Love in the 50's.... musta been just HELL! Think about people, hair in ALL the wrong places, she stay's at home ALL day!! SEPARATE BED !!! Sure the cost of living was cheaper... Oops I'm ranting...
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god i love this episode!! it's absolutely my favorite. like leslie said, they all seem to be lovin' each other's riffs on this one. i've never laughed as much at one episode! particularly all the, "steve" bits. and, "did he have a skull when we sent him to space?" this episode is pure greatness!
So... I take it they're watching Calvinball?
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Stuffing vs. Potatoes is hilarious!
The short on this one disturbs me deeply. Seriously, what was that about?
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Worth noting: there are two versions of this episode, the Turkey Day version and the regular one. I can't find the regular version as a full-length video, but here is part 1 of a ten-part playlist.
This episode is great for the camaraderie between the guys-- they laugh a lot at each others riffs, something they don't usually do. I think Tom Servo starts it, like he has a bit of the giggles, then it spreads to the other guys. I like it; it really shows a warmth between them.
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Love the relationship between Dr. Forrester's mother and "Art" : )