702 - The Brute Man
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"A dollar twenty-five"
"Here's a toe nail"
Does this body mean anything?
"The chicks can be allowed out of doors if the weather is good."
And if they've finished their lessons.
"Your face!" Yeah, like you're a total fox.
I said speed is essential!
I hate it when people tape their own deliveries.
You can't wait for things to happen, young man, you've got to MAKE them happen!
"Points? They any good?...Sure I'll take a few!"
Mike: Go to hell!!
"Don't go tryin to make a mystery out of it!"
Crow: Piss off!!
"The farmer’s bring their crates of eggs to market the day before the auction”...Alternatively, they may bring their eggs EARLY the day OF the auction
BTW, am I showing too much cleavage?
Yeah, The Creeper is on the 15-day DL.
Look Helen, the other girls in the sorority asked me to talk to you about your incessant piano playing.
Ah, the Joan Rivers collection.
C'mon, let's go throw cigarette butts at the monkeys.
That was a long, dull scene... congratulations!
Ah man, she's a fine piece of woman...
He's reminiscent of a tall dwarf.
Workin' up a Rondo thirst.
"Finally, the chick is ready to break out of its shell."
Sticks of dynamite are placed carefully...
I'm beginning to lose faith in government.
The coy Rhondo Hatton.
Art/Crow: You shall live.
Gypsy: Thank you. (Meekly)
Serial killers are WaCkY!!!
[Crow] She can’t hear him? She’s the most inefficient blind person I’ve ever seen!
"When did you last see Hal Moffett?"
- He was eating curds and whey...
Trick or Treat for UNICEF...
'God Is Dead'? GOOD!
All right, show's over, nothing for me to see here - I'll just be about my business. then...
Well - should be room at the restaurant, by now...
That is one bloodshot eye...
We changed our plan at the last minute and decided not to let him kill you.
I wonder what the odds are that I live here.
"We found this in his things."
I'm Hal Moffet. I'm the creeper.
Don't look up. Do not attempt to look up.
She can't resist the great smell of Brute Man!
Well it looks like the Creeper's back in the game. Let's see what he can do with that new plastic groin!
"Should I be afraid?" Might be a good idea.
"A mental quirk can develop into an extreme case of paranoia." So quit looking at me!
So you're a big fat jerk?
The unholy alliance between Big Oil and Big Chickens.
"Sexing the chicks, or separating the males from the females, is a highly specialized trade." Yeah, for pervs!
I'd like to be the chicken of tomorrow, but how can I be more the man of today?
im looking for a ring to make my hand look dainty :)
"Creep or get off the pot!"
"Eat me, you hateful old fossil."
I can't decide if he's a creeper, a peeper, a stalker, a walker, a bat raker... in today's job market, you can't afford not to diversify.
I'm going to get a big facial!
♩ ♬ Often walk down street before, but stayed neath pavement feet before all at street where live... ♬ ♩
That'll take a pretty large canvas, Sir...
Soylent Green is made from CHICKENS!!!
"Altogether, room for thousands of guests." Or chickens, typically.
"Sexing the chicks... is a highly specialised trade." Yeah, for pervs!
I don't think I've got what it takes to be the Chicken of Tomorrow.
She's using a harmonica on her nails.
"See something you like, mister?" Yeah, but not on menu! Huhuh
"Hi." What do you mean by that?
Well, look at this. He puts applesauce in his meatloaf! That's a terrific idea.
"Who?" Clog dancers!
He's an Easter Island statue!
"BACK BREAKER CLAIMS SECOND VICTIM" Chiropractor on rampage.
Then I headed straight for Thelma Lou's house!
Just take our word for it, a police car.
"And when you gather them often, they don't get a chance to get dirty." Unless Filthy Fred there collects 'em.
Rodents?! AHHHH!! Go! Go!
The unholy alliance between big oil and big chickens.
Now his creeping has turned into wandering!
Boy, what a day I've had. I tell ya. I'm all creeped out.
Out, vile jelly!
If this were a planet where apes evolved from men, this is probably how you'd get in your house!
Gotta snag me some jimmy hats, pronto!
These are you're chickens on drugs!
Helen. Other girls in the sorority have asked me to talk to you about your incessant piano playing.
Individual counseling is provided.
That guy is escaping dressed as a chicken!
Why are we screeching?
Hands up to 10 and 2 into the creeping position
Objects on my face may appear closer than they really are.
Aren't chickens with good self esteem equally important?
So you see why egg farming is so fascinating.
Maybe... Nah, I can't take his last cigarette,,,
Chemistry answers - won't need that...
Now, is she in Chip's room... or Robbie's...?
- You save the coupons?
- Sure! How do you think I got this great house?
And who is walking on my bridge?!
BUT BE QUIET! WE HAVE TO SNEAK UP ON HIM!!!
It's Goofus & Gallant!
Ah ha! And that's significant because...?
This would have moved along much faster if he was called "the Jaguar" or "the Cheetah."
(Whining) I think about sex too!! (Crow as delivery boy)
I said SPEED is ESSENTIAL!
This movie comes full circle...again...and again.
I LIKE myself. I am beautiful. I like mySELF. I AM beautiful!
"I didn't knock."
Why do you not open, door?
"I think I understand."
You're a hideous murderer!
He's Big Head Todd AND the Monster!
I've seen the episode where the eggs come too fast and she starts putting them in her mouth!
There's no driver; THE CHICKENS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!
We represent the Wowwy Pop Guiwd!
DEAR GOD I HATE YOU!
Hey does anybody know where the Victory Dance is?
Sorry about all this, Mrs. Lot.
'One and two and three and four and...'
She's not a very good singer is she?
Nice to know that Noël Coward's in charge of the police force
"Right now, she's probably having coffee and sharing stories with Terri Gibb[s] and Diane Schuur."
"Mrs. Bates, can Norman come out and play?"
"Well, that sex was very serviceable and reliable, Thank You."
"Mr. Moffat, I have never spanked a Senior before, until now..."
"Hey, it's KTMA!"
"I really shouldn't do this when I'm on the crapper!"
♩ ♬ "Bawk bawk bawk-- B'KAWWWW!!" ♬ ♩
"Aren't there supposed to be pantyhose in there?"
"Fellow Poultrymen, our cherished freedoms are threatened from all sides..."
"Betty, must you sit in dinner?"
Yes, chicken sliced to the width of one electron!
"Attention all cars!" That's a lotta cars.
Gather your eggs often: two or three times a day. Be sure to put them all in one basket.
"Whether the chicken or the egg came first is still the subject of good-natured debate." "Heh heh -- no it isn't!"
Are there people here? Is something happening?
"Hal you're hurt." I hear blood.
“Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott!” Do you have a cigarette!?
"Here." It's a view master.
…and by itself that doesn’t establish much.
“Attention all cars, attention all cars. General alarm.” Kill your owners.
“And this is a good place to point out a few facts about eggs.” Stop throwing them at my car!
“… and then get up on shaky legs and begin to live.” For a few weeks only to be eaten.
Dedicated to the chickens who lost their lives in the great chicken war
Hey pal, feed me and then clean up my poops.
Put your mouth under a chicken.
Honey, I defeated Truman today!
"I'm not a burglar" - I'm a hot dog!
"good chicks come from good eggs" well thank you, young man
They came from a wounded guy with a hole in his groin who wouldn't let me touch his face.
*sigh* So, tell me about this cat poster...Apparently the cat is hanging on a stick...
Joey "the Cockscomb" Tortelli! Ricky "the Bantum" Chavatello! Jimmy "Crazy-cock" Cuchinni!
*~We represent the lollipop guild~*
Nice Knockers, huh?
Geez, I keep smoking the same cigarette.
I don't think she's going to come out and give me that goodnight kiss.
Some eggs don't even exist.
Eggs are complicated! They should cost, like, a hundred dollars!
If you're nice we'll hook ya up to the milking machine
These cigarettes are really addicting! I wonder if they know about that. ... They should get kids going on these! ... I love cigs! I gotta get a carton of these for my pregnant wife!
He's had several injuries that don't help his chances with women at all
Well it looks like The Creeper's back in the game. Let's see what he can do with that new plastic groin.
Laying an egg should be easy for any chicken. "That's what you think Big Boy". Wow, that was weird !
"Grocery Boy Slain By The Creeper!" - Boss delighted!
Look at that, "Philanthropist Laid" It's always the philanthropists. Rock stars and philanthropists.
OH MAN! Right in the MESS!
"Mr. Moffat" Sit on my toffat
Ehhh... your hand smells like pennies!
It's the Plumber, I've come to fix your sink!
Creeper, creeper, creeper!
"Do you want to be friends with me?" GeeIdon'tknowIhavesomanywellok.
You can have it for 35 uglies.... I mean dollars!
I'm gonna grow an ugly face and kill you!
Uh...hang on, I'm having a private flashback right now. I'll get back to you.
Mrs. Bates? Can Norman come out and play?
Come on! Creep or get off the pot!
Man, he must really be a woofer!
'Eat me you hateful old fossil, Signed Jimmy--' HEY!
There's no point--it's just funny!
Did America really need to be sold on the automotive industry at this point?
The Creeper must approach the house cautiously...so as to not startle the house
May I have a piece of my own white meat please?
This music makes chickens breed better. It's Luther VanDross for chickens!
This stuff is hotter than ah Pasadena tennis court.
Jerry Lee Lewis moved in upstairs...
She's laced up tighter than ah catchers mitt.
To be KILLED......... To be KILLED........ To be KILLED........
Refuse to use articles!
"hal... Hal!" -Open the pod bay door HAL.
Here's number 23, Donelly.
BE QUIET! WE HAVE TO SNEAK UP ON HIM!
Everybody talk me, can't hear word say...
Whoa! Does he strain krill through his mouth??
Some eggs are sent to solitary.
signed- not the brute.
Huh, my typewriter's making weird noises.
Lick your eggs- or have a friend lick them!
37:27 "The shroud of Turin!"
He and his college buddies went bobbing for anvils.
Lets go out and be crotchety some time.
Why did you hire me if you hate me so?
"Hi, Creeper!" "Hi, Person."
This has got to be by far his longest creep. It's like one of those all-day endurance ultra-creeps.
Signed, not the Brute.
Hmm, the typewriter is making weird noises.
Professor Cushman was laid to rest in a tiny, battery-powered car.
E tu, Brute Man?
Yes, it's chicken! Glorious american chicken sliced the american way!
"The temperature of an egg when laid is over 100 degrees." Oh, it's true.
"Their immediate destination after they leave the incubator..." Broadway!
Yes, chickens sliced to the width of one electron!
These chickens were smoking in bed-
THERES NO DRIVER! THE CHICKENS ARE TAKING OVER!!!
why am I watching this?
hey guys! its god!
Here's a toenail!
GOD I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE!
Her hair looks like something you'd pound meat with.
"...and some prune juice, Metimucil, Correct-All, Fibercon, Go eez..."
Honey, my face is as big as ever, and someone shot my sizzler off!