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702 - The Brute Man
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"Right now, she's probably having coffee and sharing stories with Terri Gibb[s] and Diane Schuur."
"Fellow Poultrymen, our cherished freedoms are threatened from all sides..."
Gather your eggs often: two or three times a day. Be sure to put them all in one basket.
"Whether the chicken or the egg came first is still the subject of good-natured debate." "Heh heh -- no it isn't!"
“Attention all cars, attention all cars. General alarm.” Kill your owners.
“And this is a good place to point out a few facts about eggs.” Stop throwing them at my car!
“… and then get up on shaky legs and begin to live.” For a few weeks only to be eaten.
Dedicated to the chickens who lost their lives in the great chicken war
They came from a wounded guy with a hole in his groin who wouldn't let me touch his face.
*sigh* So, tell me about this cat poster...Apparently the cat is hanging on a stick...
Joey "the Cockscomb" Tortelli! Ricky "the Bantum" Chavatello! Jimmy "Crazy-cock" Cuchinni!
These cigarettes are really addicting! I wonder if they know about that. ... They should get kids going on these! ... I love cigs! I gotta get a carton of these for my pregnant wife!
Well it looks like The Creeper's back in the game. Let's see what he can do with that new plastic groin.
Laying an egg should be easy for any chicken. "That's what you think Big Boy". Wow, that was weird !
Look at that, "Philanthropist Laid" It's always the philanthropists. Rock stars and philanthropists.
Uh...hang on, I'm having a private flashback right now. I'll get back to you.
Did America really need to be sold on the automotive industry at this point?
The Creeper must approach the house cautiously...so as to not startle the house
This music makes chickens breed better. It's Luther VanDross for chickens!
This has got to be by far his longest creep. It's like one of those all-day endurance ultra-creeps.
"The temperature of an egg when laid is over 100 degrees." Oh, it's true.
"Their immediate destination after they leave the incubator..." Broadway!
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the utter brilliance of the Sandy sketch at the beginning? What an utterly loathsome character, and one of my all time favorite bit parts in Deep 13.
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The chicken of tomorrow is a 6 piece with taters and biscuts.
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8:57 I sincerely doubt their assertion that "very special photography" was used to peer inside an incubating egg. More than likely, they took a handful of eggs and just started busting them open...and that makes me so sad.
Mr. Scott is a walking ad for pomade.
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Oh man, I had to pause the movie and catch my breath after that scene with the evil Pepperidge Farm commercial narrator grocery owner and Jimmy. I couldn’t stop laughing for twenty minutes.
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Rondo Hatton’s final role. His iconic likeness is the inspiration for comic book characters Lothor(The Rocketeer) and The Creep(The Creep).
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The most efficient way to sex a chick is to squeeze the shit out of them and gauge the color. That has been your fact of the day.
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Servo won’t go to prison. He’s a robot and not subject to the laws of men.
YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS!
I love how a short promo video that starts out about chickens actually ends up about how much we need oil.
Crow chicken-singing along to the end music of the short... oh lawdy!!!
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Someone help me, I just watched this episode last night for the first time.
Hampton University is a historically all-black college. Why were the Hampton University students at the dance all white people? Why use the sign in front of an all-black college while filming, but use all white people as extras?
105:50ish "Sorry about all this, Mrs. Lot." Such a great line but without the visual it wouldn't make any sense, so posting the riff seems pointless. But HA!!
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32:00 If she's blind, and according to her later in the film, she has been for many years, why would she automatically reach to turn on the light?
37:36 yay shout out to one of my favourite bands!
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That moment when the chicken talks suggestively to the narrator may be the single creepiest moment in any of these shorts.
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So this is how things would play out if you looked like a dick Tracy villian? You get named after a scooby doo monster and kill grocery delivery boys by the docks
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I don't get it, was the Chicken of Tomorrow an ad for trucks?
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There is just not enough love for this episode.
Your new eyes have arrived!
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Is that the same Jack Pierce who did the makeup for Boris Karloff's "Monster" in the original Frankenstein?
Professor Cushman was laid to rest today in a tiny battery powered car. LOL classic good.
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Mr. Haskins, the enraged old man running the store in this movie, is by far my favorite old man ever.
Hang down yer head, Tom... Dewey...
Cliff says, "I stole his girlfriend, and made out with her in front of him. Then I destroyed his education and career, and made him look hideous. I just can't imagine what made him snap!" I chortled when he bought it.
I swear, the next "Little Miss Muffet" reference... Alright already! Pat Moffatt, sounds like Muffet... curds and whey, I got it!!!
Why on EARTH do they keep TRYING to subliminally sell me PETROLEUM goods ? Were our parents THAT DULL ? (1950s - 1960s) I just thought {Chevron with Techron} I would voice that. Well.... {Texaco} Thanks again
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There's blacksploitation, sexploitation, goresploitation, and even nazisploitation, but this is the only bigfacesplotation movie I know of.
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I just love watching Mike lose it during 36:00!