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703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell



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Rufus T. Firefly - 1 day ago

Listening to it again, I'm pretty sure Deathstalker's accent disappeared before he finished his first line.


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Rufus T. Firefly - 8 days ago

The look that crazy potato mom gives Deathstalker when he talks about eating a rabbit is pretty much the same look vegans give you if you mention eating steak.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 22 days ago

Can anyone who has seen the other movies tell me if every woman unfortunate to cross paths with the title character and interact dies?

Or is it just this actor? I can just picture during the filming the actresses approaching the director saying "Look- Can you just kill me off?"


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Stephen A Nathe - 30 days ago

there are 4 of these movies??


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Stephen A Nathe - 30 days ago

i just heard an eagle meow!!


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Bill Tate - about 1 month ago

"Could you at least find the strength to sweep the garage?"


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Chris Markovic - 2 months ago

I wonder why the high school theater they used to shoot half the movie wasn't included in the credits?


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Morgan Zindzi T - 2 months ago

The soundtrack sounded like the RuneScape music from like 2004


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Gunner Eden - 3 months ago

"DUH HUH, KILL DUH"


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

summoning my inner Captain Kirk:
"WHAT isssssss.....THIS!?"


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

i love VHS-to-DVD-to-DIGITAL transfers


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John Hains - 4 months ago

Got to get back inside the castle, I need more hot metal on my groin.


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John Hains - 4 months ago

Love should be secret and shameful and leathery and dirty


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Leigh Mccallum - 5 months ago

Deathstalker versus Ator taking all bets!


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Thomas A Hardy - 6 months ago

I know plot-holes are usually beneath mention but:

Did anyone else notice that one THIRD of the stone was powerful enough to RESURRECT THE DEAD (with remarkably few side-effects) and yet Deathstalker still let them barbecue the chick who died saving him?

What the HELL man?


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Joseph Ewing - 6 months ago

28:08 "You are the Puma Man."


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NS - 6 months ago

Just noticed that Crow's cashier name tag says "Mary-Jo" and Tom's says "Paul."


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Jenica Burgos - 6 months ago

Trucks Artist looks like kind of a low-rent Rudolph Valentino


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Carrie is So Very - 7 months ago

My sister got ahold of this, my favorite episode, un-MST'ed. SO MANY BOOBIES were cut from this. I did a write-up a few years ago on every boobie scene that was cut from this ridiculous movie, if you don't mind me linking to an offsite blog: http://mst3k.livejournal.com/1360066.html (worksafe despite the topic!)


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Teri Gee - 7 months ago

There's one moment in this movie that actually strikes me as having some genuine emotion. When the potato woman gets killed, he says, "My life wasn't worth yours." and if there had been that much sincerity in the rest of the movie, it wouldn't have been half as bad.


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jli@hush.com - 8 months ago

I just looked it up. That guard actually IS Miguel Fuentes from The Pumaman.


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James Krummel - 9 months ago

Hard to believe the original Deathstalker spawned one sequel let along this third one. I wrote better dialogue in the 4th grade!


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Kim Spence Dean - 9 months ago

Mike chuckles in this episode more than any other I can think of.


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Peakpasha - 10 months ago

And if someone wants the "Extra Stuffed Germanic" font used in the opening credits, you can get it here:
http://www.dafont.com/primitive.font


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Matt Crawford - 10 months ago

I hope Deathstalker finds death really quickly...his own death that is! :)


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Aileen Smithee - 10 months ago

I had to sneak off to YouTube to watch this properly. Without the host segments, well... it was like RenFest without a dead camel to pet, if you get my (throbbing gondola's) drift.


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Mike Carmona - 10 months ago

Potato-Perm-Chick sounds like the Wharwilf girl's long-lost sister.


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William Johnson - 11 months ago

This might be the highlight of the amazing, seminal season 7. This one has lights out riffs from beginning to end. It also doesn't help how earnest the filmmakers are ... I actually, kinda sorta like this movie.


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Peakpasha - 11 months ago

I just noticed it, but the opening theme of the movie is actually James Horner's opening theme for "Battle Beyond the Stars". Then again, both "Battle Beyond the Stars" and the Deathstalker movies were made by Corman's company.


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Rabbit Projector - 12 months ago

This movie riff on itself... "Maybe theres another treasure city waiting for me out there" Wizard: " There isn't"


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Ruth E Fabiano - about 1 year ago

Is it the same helmet that David Warner wore in "Quest of the Delta Knights"?


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

Full Episode- Link 1- MINUS HOST SEGMENTS?!?!?!
WTF?????


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Mr.Jensen - about 1 year ago

Wow, this episode really presented a ton of riffable opportunities for Mike and the bots. I was skeptical going in, but came out thinking this is a top shelf episode. May be a little underated.


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

I wonder if that linebacker-style sword stance that Deathstalker favors has ever been used by anybody who lived to pass it on.


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Matt DeCostanza - about 1 year ago

Holy shit, Pearl is annoying.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

This movie has the same soundtrack as Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

Is it just me or does that bird sound a lot like the alien whale noises from Startrek IV?


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

Did anybody see those guys attack the chickens. They’re lucky this isn’t Skyrim or they’d be hunted down like dogs for such an atrocity.


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

So I decided to try some of that smooth “Deathstalker” game at my local pub. I came in with fake English accent which I quickly dropped; told my attractive server girl I DID NOT kill her twin sister, constantly referred to myself as a HERO, ordered a baked potato, potato skins, French fries, tater tots, and a baked potato, challenged a balding guy to several lame sword fights, and NOTHING; no hot virgin fell in love with me, no BDSM play with a sexy nympho, no one wanted to join me in a vague revolution, although when I left I distinctly heard cheering behind me. Oh well, guess I will just go back to my old “Mitchell” moves.


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

The wizard, the potato ladies, the first princess who gets killed... it is ASTONISHING how little these characters contribute to the plot. If they cut this movie to the bone, it could have served as a short to another movie.


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robbin505.4.u@gmail.com - over 1 year ago

I can't get over the medieval Casio music, it just cracks me up. What is the deal with this movie, every time they get the story moving it will cut to a scene of something already in progress and as soon as I can start to follow that story line it cuts to something else. What did this movie look like before editing? Did they cut every scene that explained the plot?


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Omg was the end skit really an homage to a scene from Hitchcock's Suspicion?? I didn't think I could love this show any better.


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At ~0:40:50, do my ears deceive me or did he really just say "I'm just a simple hero trying to eat his dinner." That's one of the worst lines I could imagine.


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

Tarl Cabot would make this loser his bitch.


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John Harms - over 1 year ago

Man, I don't think I've actively cheered against a movie's hero before.


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Angsty Meier Link - over 1 year ago

Full episode is down, looked it up and all I could find was it split into 10 parts on youtube :( I know its crappy like that but its the best we get for now


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Robert Ferguson - over 1 year ago

27:10.... The guard on the left, MST3k #903 Puma Man ???


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Robert Ferguson - over 1 year ago

28:10, It IS....... That is Pew - mah Man


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

Are potatoes like Caesar salad? When you both have potatoe-breath, and you make out, does each ones breath cancel out the other? If not, that was the most disgusting mack-session ever!


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

1:08:01 - looks like the undead guy in the foreground is rubbing his crotch.

Also, strategic perm-placement at 1:08:20


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

Oh God, the helmet with the floppy bat wings. Can't stop laughing.


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

Am I hearing this right? The kid's name is Amatron?


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Lindsey Sheats - almost 2 years ago

Hilarious!


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Patrick Gray - almost 2 years ago

Is that the prophecy theme from Dune 35 minutes in?!


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Joshua Kelly - almost 2 years ago

mst3k dont get better awesome episode


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Aaron Kuehmichel - almost 2 years ago

oh gawd, this is one of my favourite episodes EVER...I cry laughing every time.


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Neil Connery - about 2 years ago

the pink sultan/ninja/mink stole super villian ensemble is a straight classic... Truxartis is one bad mamajama... BEWARE.


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Neil Connery - about 2 years ago

1 of the best (in my well informed opinion)... "and you, you nut, GET OVER HERE!"


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Jon Bradley - about 2 years ago

Been removed!


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J Ryan Wade - over 2 years ago

Now let's see how long these accents last....