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703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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Crow - "Hey check it out...He's going on a little camping trip." (Deathstalker on rack torture device)
Mike - "..and the Denver Pyle convention is disrupted!" (DP was uncle Jesse on Dukes of Hazard)
"What are we? Bats.. What do we want? Insects.. When do we want them? Now!?"
Ted, I think I got your soul. Are you kind of a jerk and did you have the ability to lie without remorse?
"...that's not the way love's supposed to happen."
It should be secret and shameful and leathery and dirty.
Looks like they're making a Men Without Hats video while they're shooting this movie.
"Do you always like a nice conversation before dinner?" And a little doobage if you got it. Heh heh
I put...the beats.....in my own script.....and I'm....sticking...with..them.
Okay! If you're done degrading the human race, can we get on with the movie?!
Okay, we've seen his crotch, his pits, inside his mouth, up his nose--What's left?!
I gotta start the smoke, stir the sauce, all the time watchin the helicopter...
(Good Fellas)
Use tongue as blunt object, swab tongue on EVERY available surface....
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This movie riff on itself... "Maybe theres another treasure city waiting for me out there" Wizard: " There isn't"
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Is it the same helmet that David Warner wore in "Quest of the Delta Knights"?
Full Episode- Link 1- MINUS HOST SEGMENTS?!?!?!
WTF?????
Wow, this episode really presented a ton of riffable opportunities for Mike and the bots. I was skeptical going in, but came out thinking this is a top shelf episode. May be a little underated.
I wonder if that linebacker-style sword stance that Deathstalker favors has ever been used by anybody who lived to pass it on.
Holy shit, Pearl is annoying.
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This movie has the same soundtrack as Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.
Is it just me or does that bird sound a lot like the alien whale noises from Startrek IV?
Did anybody see those guys attack the chickens. They’re lucky this isn’t Skyrim or they’d be hunted down like dogs for such an atrocity.
So I decided to try some of that smooth “Deathstalker” game at my local pub. I came in with fake English accent which I quickly dropped; told my attractive server girl I DID NOT kill her twin sister, constantly referred to myself as a HERO, ordered a baked potato, potato skins, French fries, tater tots, and a baked potato, challenged a balding guy to several lame sword fights, and NOTHING; no hot virgin fell in love with me, no BDSM play with a sexy nympho, no one wanted to join me in a vague revolution, although when I left I distinctly heard cheering behind me. Oh well, guess I will just go back to my old “Mitchell” moves.
The wizard, the potato ladies, the first princess who gets killed... it is ASTONISHING how little these characters contribute to the plot. If they cut this movie to the bone, it could have served as a short to another movie.
I can't get over the medieval Casio music, it just cracks me up. What is the deal with this movie, every time they get the story moving it will cut to a scene of something already in progress and as soon as I can start to follow that story line it cuts to something else. What did this movie look like before editing? Did they cut every scene that explained the plot?
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Omg was the end skit really an homage to a scene from Hitchcock's Suspicion?? I didn't think I could love this show any better.
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At ~0:40:50, do my ears deceive me or did he really just say "I'm just a simple hero trying to eat his dinner." That's one of the worst lines I could imagine.
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Tarl Cabot would make this loser his bitch.
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Man, I don't think I've actively cheered against a movie's hero before.
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Full episode is down, looked it up and all I could find was it split into 10 parts on youtube :( I know its crappy like that but its the best we get for now
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27:10.... The guard on the left, MST3k #903 Puma Man ???
28:10, It IS....... That is Pew - mah Man
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Are potatoes like Caesar salad? When you both have potatoe-breath, and you make out, does each ones breath cancel out the other? If not, that was the most disgusting mack-session ever!
1:08:01 - looks like the undead guy in the foreground is rubbing his crotch.
Also, strategic perm-placement at 1:08:20
Oh God, the helmet with the floppy bat wings. Can't stop laughing.
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Am I hearing this right? The kid's name is Amatron?
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CLAAAAAYTOOON!
Hilarious!
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Is that the prophecy theme from Dune 35 minutes in?!
mst3k dont get better awesome episode
oh gawd, this is one of my favourite episodes EVER...I cry laughing every time.
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the pink sultan/ninja/mink stole super villian ensemble is a straight classic... Truxartis is one bad mamajama... BEWARE.
1 of the best (in my well informed opinion)... "and you, you nut, GET OVER HERE!"
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Now let's see how long these accents last....