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704 - The Incredible Melting Man
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I'm going to squeeze one of those and let the juice drip down my body!
*looks at phone* "Ugh, look at all the gunk. What is that, skin in those holes?"
Somebody took and left a perfectly good general in the middle of the road.
Come to Organ Donor City. We'll help you find the organ that's just right for you.
I've been a sheriff most of this movie and I've never seen anything like it.
We're free, and it's fun! And we're innocent and it'll be sad when we find the heeeead, dink dink dink dink dink
So, how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping a monster into a garbage can?
SERVO: (singing).....
"Some enchanted evening you may meet a redneck, you may see a redneck across a big dull hall"
Cape Kennedy was renamed Cape Ted Nelson....and quickly renamed Cape Kennedy again.
"Whenever someone says to me 'Don't worry' that's when I start to worry" Well I wouldn't worry about it.
Beer, turkey leg, strip down to my underware, and some porn... I'm all set.
There are yards of cable and 15 operators required to run these people.
I had my breasts lowered and my hips pulled out at odd angles, I hope that's OK.
Mike, now say "I was born on a pirate ship"
I wad bawn on a pile of s... HEY!
This scene has been over several times, and they just won't admit it!
I been sheriff most of this movie, and I NEVER seen anything like it!
Careful, the paneling is out-acting you.... You're right, the paneling is less wooden than her.
Remember when everyone had one of those giant black velvet moth posters?
Joe Camel says we should. *cough* It's alive with pleasure... *cough cough* It's smoooooth...
Yeah that's not what this is, but we'll show you a film that suggests this!
They specifically moved to an outer-ring suburb to get AWAY from incredible melting men.
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I finally got over saying "ADJKA!" every time something startled me and I just had to go and watch this again. This show makes everyone think I'm a terrible weirdo. I guess I probably am.
Do not eat pizza while watching this one.
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Did Doc Forester do a 1984 reference?
Never has a film had a more compelling, energetic, and likable protagonist!
1600 hours in addition to being 4:00 PM is 66 2/3 days, so closer to two months.
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OH NO! NO MORE CRACKERS!!!
Nothing in this movie is motivated by anything.
Hotschka!!
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Now just hear me out on this: new sitcom, “I’m Ted Nelson!” Dr. Nelson and bland wife Judy are living in quiet 70’s desperation when they find out gruff old General Perry is coming to live with them! Throw in Judy’s swinging mother dropping by, unmarried Sheriff Blake bird dogging the babes, and wacky neighbor Steve, aka The Incredible Melting Man (his gimmick: he comes over and drips on people at inappropriate times). Put it all together and the comedy hijinks will sure to ensue!
one of my faves. i think i have this pretty well memorized. ;)
This is one of those episodes that I have to watch without really watching. I can enjoy the riffs and the audio as long as I don't see the visuals. This one and "The Projected Man" are just too icky.
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Wow, without TVs Frank and Joel these opening exchanges get really weak, sigh...
I love this episode. I think it belongs right up there with the episodes that have the most laughs. Better than Mitchell, imo.
Get this guy some crackers quick!
Why did I think I could eat while watching this..why!?
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The old folks are the best part of this movie, am I right?
Even though this is a cheap gross-out flick, the guys make it great. Especially because they all seem to have a case of the giggles through the whole movie. Super funny.
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It was a mistake to watch this while eating tomato soup
"Heres your Windows 95"
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Now I want to see EARTH VS. SOUP.
Dr Forrester invented the camel pack?
I gotta go yodel groceries!
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That nurse just runs through the glass door. WTH?
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Talk about relentless stair-climbing action!
This it what happens when you try to make a 90 minute movie out of one special effect.
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So, the pregnant Judy shouldn't eat candy, but it's ok for her to have wine and sedatives?
I saw this movie when I was ten. Only now do I realize how funny it was thanks to the magic of MST3K, We miss you, boys.
Ted Nelson