705 - Escape 2000
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Ow! I tore a brain muscle.
The physics of this make no sense!
Ah... the ladder of Damocles.
🎶 Baby, hold on to me.... 🎶
(child voice) I'll catch up on my Marxist dogma while they're up there.
Toblerone: "You know you're really something?" -- (Toblerone voice) You got me going so I can't sleep at night.
Have you seen a knife like THIS? But wait, there's more....
Frankie goes to Hollywood!
The ferrets are to be eliminated?
When Habitat for Humanity cracks down...
What are they gonna do? Tap dance him to death?
You too, can play the electric guitar in two days.
Uh guys, I sweated all over the gorp. Sorry.
It tossed him into the streets of Rio Bravo.
Adam Sandler! Get him! Yes! Yes !! Woohoo !!!
I shouldn't have seen Showgirls before I came up here.
...Formerly Dave's Diaper service.
Jeez, he's got Ricky Ricardo tourettes syndrome!
I'm on the PHONE!
So apparently some of you do not want to leave the Bronx. As a first step, we urge you to try thinking outside the Bronx
So, now the hero’s subcontractor has to subcontract to his kid.
Another hard-headed look at cities with buildings!
Oh, I get it it! This is a metaphor...for...something...
“Mr. Wrangler, call from Mr. Clark for you. Fine, I’ll take it now”...Good, since he’s on the phone now
“That building - dynamite it!”...Or hang batteries on it or something.
Chauffeur is gonna clean up this town...
♫Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend♫
You guys didn't rehearse, did you.
Pretty nice grouping of corpses they got there.
Hey, Chunk. Hey, Flink.
Hey someone put the trash out!
Where are you? Oh. Where are you? Oh. Where are you? Oh.
Bring back Toblerone! We want Toblerone!
You know, we haven't taken the time to enjoy the death of that devil vampire woman.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY MEAT IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR PUDDING?!
"You!" Lick me!
"There he is!" GET HIM!
A horrible fondue accident.
It's the cast of Fame!
The parrots are to be eliminated?!
I forgot my luggage!
Howard Stern in West Side Story
Quit disenfesss...tating us!
SOMEONE LEFT A BURRITO IN THE MICROWAVE!!
He has Ricky Ricardo tourettes syndrome
The Bronx has hit an iceberg and is sinking
Where did the city go?
This is driving me crazy! I can't remember what I was going to say!
I was unable to make them leave the Bronx!
This is tension, right?
They're blowing up models to get rid of him!
Looks like most of the buildings have left the Bronx.
Come on! Be a sitting duck like you were before!
I'm a pretty good judge of people who aren't going to leave the Bronx, and this guy is one of them.
There's still my nude celebrity trap shot.
The director had a vision, make guys jump in slow motion.
Just leave a saltlick for the rabbits.
Nosferatu was murdered today.
We just wanted to dry off the cat.
Are you anywhere in this car?!
Um, may I suggest a rake?
Mandy Patinkin gets a tour of the sewer.
Who's this personal injury lawyer who keeps showing up?
[speaking of the movie] I think it was originally conceived as a still photograph.
Sorry - my horn is out, so I'm just... shooting...
Oh! They shot the asthmatic Nazi!
Boy, if you're into creepin' around corners, *this* is your movie!
All right, the bobsled team has arrived, good...
Back when ballet dancers moonlighted as chauffeurs...
Do that thing!
Ah! She's looking for a place to hang upside down for the night...
Thing - put the Luger down...
She looks like Shelley Duval after a drinking binge.
The Good Humor organization, in a show of force...
The Bronx is something which I should have left!
THIS is why they don't allow hot-plates...
I can't even have a *cat*, in *my* apartment building...
Quit dissiffisating us!
Look! Just leave the Bronx! We're just trying to do our jobs!
We always jump and forget to shoot!
Where the heck did the city go?
I just REALLY miss Toblerone!
"Who's the boy?"
He's yours. Remember?
Please, keep all your "rhubarbs" to a minimum!
"The angle of the sun is just right, so I thought I'd burn this ant I found while I was organizing my oily rags."
"An ant? Crow?! Doesn't that seem pointless and cruel?"
"Like there's going to be some kind of divine retribution."
Here, I brought you this. It's the lyrics to that Whitesnake song I was telling you about...
He had a chicken under his coat!
I'm gonna take the hell outta this picture.
Oh, I'm sorry, I was off in some daydreamy world!
I'm ready to live the Southwest Lifestyle!
Isn't this where they filmed Dollman?
Wow!The Orkin Men have snapped!
And why do you want to be a scale model here at ConglomCo?
This is easy--and fun! I'm building my pecs as I'm evacuating the Bronx.
Oh bummer! I hope they don't blow our crotches up.
How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?
"Eddie Money, NO!!"
"If you leave the Bronx we'll give you fudgesicles"
Maybe I should go to a junior college for a while...
Well, I suppose I oughta leave the the Bronx...
Prince needs a decaf pronto!
Don't screw it up Biddle.
Don't make me think I can't multi task.
Excuse me, sir... by now I'm sure you've heard about our "Leave The Bronx" program?
I don’t know… maybe I will leave the Bronx.
Wow, he must be in God Mode with unlimited ammo.
Hurry, hurry, we didn’t get a permit to film!
Coming in low out of the raising sun, scares the hell out of the executives!
They’re really blowing their cover here.
“Come on, wake up.” No, I’m a ghost. Boo.
Jeez, was today the day we were supposed to leave the Bronx?
♫In the Navy!♫
I better get over to the Zombie Nightmare set.
Alfred Hitchcock's Rope. Not the movie, they just borrowed his rope...
Woah, rope burns on the willy...
Your D.A.S. marching band!
Their demands are absurd. They want croppies nailed to every lamppost.
Meanwhile, in Schaumburg, Illinois...
Is his name Moon W. Trash?
His head is shaped like a peanut.
You like that? You like it when I touch your penthouse?
"Nobody wants to sit on a John filled with dynamite" I did once it was a big mistake
How 'bout a little fire spaceman?
"I'm Cherokee Jack!"
"Cathy Ladman: Private Eye."
"Is that true? Do you suck?"
"Woahhh... George Hamilton didn't know when to stop tanning!"
♫ ♭ "Kawasaki lets the good times roll..." ♭ ♫
"They're not getting the Tom of Finland posters!"
"I'd better take a light wrap."
"Lunch today: Tater Tots™, Jell-O™, Pigs In A Blanket."
Finally, the showdown between the vaugly evil, and somewhat ambiguous.
Sorry, my horn is out, so I'm just shooting.
C'mon, follow my hair.
Alright, we're here at the KROQ super van giving out....AHHHHHH!!!
SERVO: "He looks like a cross between a Silverback Gorilla and Eddie VanHallen"
"Maybe next time you'll yield the right of way!!!"
" COLONEL MUSTARD looks Nervous "
"Howard Stern in West Side Story"
"You know what they're calling your methods.... GENOCIDE"
"The technical term is disinfestation .. .. .. Now you pay me, to take care of the technical side !!!"
"So far his greatest advisory is a ladder..."
C'mon, you heard him. Nado telum 4.
This trampoline accident could have been avoided. Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket.
He's being kidnapped by Kiss.
Ever since the salmonella outbreak, the Swans truck needs high security.
You know, I actually don't mind if they burn these guys.
"I'm paying you damn good money." Well, it's Italian money
"Get away, I'm rigged wtih a bomb" Seems stupid in retrospect
MY OILY RAGS!!
He died as he died: dead.
THIS FLAMEPROOF SUIT SUCKS!! AHHHH!!
"I wonder what burning Henry Silva smells like?"
Boy, if you're into creeping around corners, this is your movie.
Steve Dallas: Terrorist.
"Geez! He's got Ricky Ricardo Tourette's syndrome!"
♫ She's so pop-u-lar ♫
Get your hand off my ass.
"Allow me to correct you- I'm worse than anybody." -Except that one guy; he was REALLY worse.
Hi! Kill us! *RATATATAT* Thank you!
"Sorry Uncle Ron!"
The Bronx is something which I should have left!
I'm not laughing very much today :(
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
~~NEARER THY GOD TO THEE~~
"I'M DOING THE TRAFFIC REPORT!!!" "NO!!! I AM!!!"
Oh! You've seen me and I've had it!
I am gonna take the CRAP outta this picture...
We're getting a BIG slab of Toblerone here!
again the movie states unflinchingly that there is a city
It's hard being a Nazi. I should've just been a pirate!
"We're right on top of 'em.
Four squad is blocking the main exit.
We've got 'em trapped." -It's a beautiful Haiku!
Ah, Mr. Homeless people. Once again we see there's nothing you possess that I cannot take away.
"In 1986, despite all the technical know-how, we couldn't get rid of the rats." That was the plot of "Fievel Goes West", anyway.
Henry Silva supplied by Rent-a-Silva.
Yes, I invented New York.
Samuel Goldwyn, father of the Constitution.
Jeez! He's got Ricky Ricardo Tourettes Syndrome
The Italians really embrace life.
Those squibs were meant for me!!
*spits food* "aha, the one-minute-manager"
Jim Henson's Chairman Mao babies.
Wilford Brimley is 007
This illustrates the danger of extending rock videos to feature length.
Workin' on a sex farm...
Ah, the Ladder of Damocles.
Is that true? Do you suck?
How about a little fire, Spaceman?
So, the hero of our movie has to go and hire another hero.
The Bronx has hit an iceberg and is sinking!
A little taste of the weather in New Mexico
I know its wrong, but he smells delicious
I MUST HAVE BLOOD!!!
I had the radio on, Am I suposed to leave The Bronx?
She looks like if Gildna Radner and Satan had a baby.
Even though this is Italy....Leave the Bronx!!