705 - Escape 2000
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Some of the politest, most informative graffiti I've ever seen!
They're not getting the Tom of Finland posters!
Excuse me, sir... by now I'm sure you've heard about our "Leave The Bronx" program?
I don’t know… maybe I will leave the Bronx.
Wow, he must be in God Mode with unlimited ammo.
Hurry, hurry, we didn’t get a permit to film!
Coming in low out of the raising sun, scares the hell out of the executives!
They’re really blowing their cover here.
“Come on, wake up.” No, I’m a ghost. Boo.
Jeez, was today the day we were supposed to leave the Bronx?
♫In the Navy!♫
I better get over to the Zombie Nightmare set.
Alfred Hitchcock's Rope. Not the movie, they just borrowed his rope...
Woah, rope burns on the willy...
Your D.A.S. marching band!
Their demands are absurd. They want croppies nailed to every lamppost.
Meanwhile, in Schaumburg, Illinois...
Is his name Moon W. Trash?
His head is shaped like a peanut.
You like that? You like it when I touch your penthouse?
"Nobody wants to sit on a John filled with dynamite" I did once it was a big mistake
How 'bout a little fire spaceman?
"I'm Cherokee Jack!"
"Cathy Ladman: Private Eye."
"Is that true? Do you suck?"
"Woahhh... George Hamilton didn't know when to stop tanning!"
♫ ♭ "Kawasaki lets the good times roll..." ♭ ♫
"They're not getting the Tom of Finland posters!"
"I'd better take a light wrap."
"Lunch today: Tater Tots™, Jell-O™, Pigs In A Blanket."
Finally, the showdown between the vaugly evil, and somewhat ambiguous.
Sorry, my horn is out, so I'm just shooting.
C'mon, follow my hair.
Alright, we're here at the KROQ super van giving out....AHHHHHH!!!
SERVO: "He looks like a cross between a Silverback Gorilla and Eddie VanHallen"
"Maybe next time you'll yield the right of way!!!"
" COLONEL MUSTARD looks Nervous "
"Howard Stern in West Side Story"
"You know what they're calling your methods.... GENOCIDE"
"The technical term is disinfestation .. .. .. Now you pay me, to take care of the technical side !!!"
"So far his greatest advisory is a ladder..."
C'mon, you heard him. Nado telum 4.
This trampoline accident could have been avoided. Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket.
He's being kidnapped by Kiss.
Ever since the salmonella outbreak, the Swans truck needs high security.
You know, I actually don't mind if they burn these guys.
"I'm paying you damn good money." Well, it's Italian money
"Get away, I'm rigged wtih a bomb" Seems stupid in retrospect
MY OILY RAGS!!
He died as he died: dead.
THIS FLAMEPROOF SUIT SUCKS!! AHHHH!!
"I wonder what burning Henry Silva smells like?"
Boy, if you're into creeping around corners, this is your movie.
Steve Dallas: Terrorist.
"Geez! He's got Ricky Ricardo Tourette's syndrome!"
♫ She's so pop-u-lar ♫
Get your hand off my ass.
"Allow me to correct you- I'm worse than anybody." -Except that one guy; he was REALLY worse.
Hi! Kill us! *RATATATAT* Thank you!
"Sorry Uncle Ron!"
The Bronx is something which I should have left!
I'm not laughing very much today :(
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
~~NEARER THY GOD TO THEE~~
"I'M DOING THE TRAFFIC REPORT!!!" "NO!!! I AM!!!"
Oh! You've seen me and I've had it!
I am gonna take the CRAP outta this picture...
We're getting a BIG slab of Toblerone here!
again the movie states unflinchingly that there is a city
It's hard being a Nazi. I should've just been a pirate!
"We're right on top of 'em.
Four squad is blocking the main exit.
We've got 'em trapped." -It's a beautiful Haiku!
Ah, Mr. Homeless people. Once again we see there's nothing you possess that I cannot take away.
"In 1986, despite all the technical know-how, we couldn't get rid of the rats." That was the plot of "Fievel Goes West", anyway.
Henry Silva supplied by Rent-a-Silva.
Yes, I invented New York.
Samuel Goldwyn, father of the Constitution.
Jeez! He's got Ricky Ricardo Tourettes Syndrome
The Italians really embrace life.
Those squibs were meant for me!!
*spits food* "aha, the one-minute-manager"
Jim Henson's Chairman Mao babies.
Wilford Brimley is 007
This illustrates the danger of extending rock videos to feature length.
Workin' on a sex farm...
Ah, the Ladder of Damocles.
Is that true? Do you suck?
How about a little fire, Spaceman?
So, the hero of our movie has to go and hire another hero.
The Bronx has hit an iceberg and is sinking!
A little taste of the weather in New Mexico
I know its wrong, but he smells delicious
I MUST HAVE BLOOD!!!
I had the radio on, Am I suposed to leave The Bronx?
She looks like if Gildna Radner and Satan had a baby.
Even though this is Italy....Leave the Bronx!!