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706 - Laserblast
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The first time you saw this, you laughed so hard you spilled your bong water, didn't you Mike?
(As burning car rolls by.) Hey, Eddie! Hey, Chuck! I like the flames you painted on your....ooohhh....
(Guys in airplane.) That's probably someone who did something. Well, let's shoot him!
(Car blows up.) Yeah, they thought the spent plutonium rods would be fine in the trunk.
(Girl runs away, screaming.) Why didn't she do that when he was kissing her?
I wonder what the flaw was that kept Leonard Maltin from giving this a full 3 stars.
Won't he be surprised when he finds out it does not go "pow," but "FWEESH!"
"Everything is hush hush!" - Sweet Charlotte! "Operation Sand-dust! Hush hush!" - Sweet Charlotte!! "Everybody connected with it! Hush hush!!" - SWEET CHARLOTTE!!
You know, every time I come close to not hating him, I see those feet on the side of his van.
Coca-cola's gonna need a P.R. campaign just to undo the damage this scene is causing.
Bill Duncan kid eh? Let's get him..." and find out if he's READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
CROW: "This movie means 2 things to me.... Sheet Cake and Back Fat..."
MIKE: "When the movie starts showing you parts of it's self, you know you're in trouble."
"You are now ordered to leave the Bronx." (Escape 2000)
Do you have to invite your van everytime we do this? I can hear it breathing.
Yyyyyep, what do we got? Another citizen who isn't (say it with me) READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!
"I'll tell you something else if you won't think I'm crazy..." - I've got grasshoppers taped to my back.
Every time I come close to not hating him I see those feet on the side of the van.
There's a place in France where the ladies...
There's a place in France where the ladies...
There's a place in France... I wish they'd stay in one key.
There's a place in fr... I wish they'd finish a phrase now and again.
There's a place in France where the ladies wear no pants, yeah! Bring it down now, talk about that place in france, man. Where the ladies ain't wearing no knickers at all... Hey!
Crow: Thank you sir, I think we get the gist of it.
Tom: Is there a point to your little call sir?
[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.
Alright gimme a puff....then I gotta get home and GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLL
Although not admitting any wrongdoing, we agree to compensate you for having had sex with Billy.
Oh Billy, between you and the motor oil, and your b.o. and the scabby hole in your chest - I just love you.
ah yes, test audiences responded well to bulbous crackers using the john.
I gotta go to the john - watch out thunder bucket - you're about to meet your greatest challenge.
I just get the feeling you're not READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAALL!
Crow: A Keenan Wynn comes blowin' in
Tom: You are the Wynn beneath my Keenan
When a movie starts showing you parts of itself, you know you're in trouble.
Okay, watch out thunderbucket, you're about to meet your greatest challenge.
Man, if there were ignorant talk radio in the 70's I sure would agree with it.
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An flying shaver lol.
For some reason this may be my favorite episode ever. Beyond Thunderdome joke origin, lots of B-movie superstars being pathetic, bad stop-motion animation, and the locale is one of my favorites - the crappy dry part of Southern California.
And lo, it came to pass that Comedy Central was hardly worth watching ever again.
24:52 At this angle, the laser thing looks like a giant kazoo!
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Eddie Deezen as Froggy is somehow less piercing and shrill than usual. Still a far cry from his performance as Mandark on "Dexter's Lab."
Crow mentions the Dixie Dregs in this episode when he's making fun of Mike's youth. That has to be one of the most obscure references on the show. Great band, though.
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I wonder what part of the alien technology makes him flail around like one of those Wacky Inflatable Tube Men.
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At first I thought you had to be as stoned as the main character to enjoy this film. Yeeaah, you have to be WAY more stoned than that.
hehe .. NOMAD brought back to life .. awesome!
Wheres ED 209 when you need him
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Mike dressed as Kate Mulgrew dressed as Kathryn Janeway singing Tina Turner's "Proud Mary".....oh dear God, my masculinity is being whittled away by the frame.....
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Wow, Leonard Maltin gave this turd burger two and a half stars? That's out of a hundred right?
Ha Microphone at 52.08!!
Does Mike call Crow 'honey' at 17:50? Sounds like it! It's funny, Joel called Crow 'honey' in episode 509 The Girl in Lovers lane!!
I can tell the sheriff is probably a Cleveland Browns fan
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Those aliens look like something you see on Pee-Wee Playhouse
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The first time I watched this episode, my now-ex-husband walked into the room. His face lit up as he said, "I love this movie! I saw this in the drive-in!" Wow.
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More cross dressing than I expected.
There's a lot money thrown towards bad explosions of Chrysler products.
They really throw the medical lingo around loosely here.
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I'm embarrassed to say that for some weird reason I like this movie's opening music...
*Sobs* Oh, bitter irony. I just read an article by Steven Hawking!
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Far, far too much chuckling in this episode.
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Wait a minute! Didn't they do the "shooting at suspects from a plane" in "The Beast of Yucca Flats"? This movie is ripping off Coleman Francis?!
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Every time I hear "Are you ready for some football?" I lose it.
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The Thunderdome thing? TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!! A girl said "its like Thunderdome!" And I said "Can't we get BEYOND Thunderdome?" And then proceeded to do a happy dance, cause THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
I'm not sure anyone else quite got the depth of my joy, but oh well!
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Okay, I've developed a hypothesis: Aside from being a loser in general, Billy also gets static from the townsfolk 'cause his mom's a high-range hooker. THAT'S why she keeps going to Aculpulco, and why the fat deputy asks about her in a snide manner, and says she has plenty of money.
Anyway, I think that much of the backstory ended up on the cutting-room floor, due to incompetence and/or low budget. I'm reconstructing it.
So tell me folks: am I making sense or imagining things?
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And the award for most stoner riffs in one episode goes to...
706- Laserblast! Mess up the fragile inner-workings of your mind with pride!
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Holy shit, they tore Leonard Maltin a new Deathstalker. Deservedly so.
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I'm glad they chose 2001 for Dr. Forrester's last-ever sequence.
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This movie leaves me with a lot of questions. Why is Billy shooting up the town? Who are the guys in the airplane? Do they just go out every day and shoot people in the desert? What was the guy in suit's purpose for being there? And why would Chuck be friends with Froggy?
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This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.