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706 - Laserblast



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James GreyWolf - 9 days ago

During the star baby changing sequence, I was sooooooo waiting for Mike to say something like. "I chose the wrong day to give up sniffing glue."


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Mark Herring - 19 days ago

I actually watched this at the movies back in the late 70's..I was like 8 or 9..living in cleveland, ohio....I TOTALLY forgot about this flick (obviously) until i came across it on MSTK3 about a month ago...im sitting here watching and im like "Hey!!...I SEEN THIS!!!"


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TANKK 3000 - about 1 month ago

This would have been My riff when the aliens were chatting "Vocals provided by a drunk homeless guy with a mouth full of cheese".


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TANKK 3000 - about 1 month ago

I may be freekin batshit crazy...but when billy is leaning against the van at the gas station does he NOT look like a very young Chris Walkin??????


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Stephen A Nathe - about 1 month ago

I miss Eddie Deezen too Servo...

"You may or may not believe this, but I grow my own Maryjane!! "


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Stephen A Nathe - about 1 month ago

Petey Plane!!! 10:02 mark


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Stephen A Nathe - about 1 month ago

so...a month or so ago I was listening to music with my mom, and she put in her Charlie Daniels' CD---and I about died when I heard this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIxMlOXbS0


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Dirty Sasquatch - 2 months ago

How could Mike and the 'bots fail to mention the extremely visible boom mike looming overhead during Billy's crowning chest-vagina operation scene?


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Misterkingdom - 3 months ago

Who is Mike channeling in that dirty diaper bit?


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Misterkingdom - 3 months ago

I'm glad we got to experience two funny Crows. though I love Bill; I don't think he can beat Trace. Pearl can't beat Dr. Forester either.


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Misterkingdom - 3 months ago

That creepy satellite following Crow reminds me of Lemongrab.


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Misterkingdom - 3 months ago

The main guy would be hot if it wasn't for his face.


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Ethan Gilbert - 3 months ago

I love when they make each other laugh, especially Crow's giggle.


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Rosebud - 5 months ago

at 46:15, the boom mike is visible when the two dumb cops are called into the sheriff's office. The irony is there is no sound in that scene to pick up anyway. But at least the boom mike was there just in CASE there was some dialog...


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Ray Garraty - 8 months ago

One of the funniest scenes in the movie is not a riff, but when the fight between Billy and the two losers after the pool party. The scene starts at 41:00. Just concentrate on Eddie Deezen's character. Hilarious.


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the arbitrary pseudonym - 8 months ago

dude, at 7:59, Mike says "Roxy!" like that whiny smush-faced kid from Eegah...which was before Mike's character was introduced!


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the arbitrary pseudonym - 8 months ago

dude, at 7:59, Mike says "Roxy!" like that whiny smush-faced kid from Eegah...which was before Mike's character was introduced!


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Dood - 8 months ago

Crow's matter-of-fact "He died" at 32:56 gets me every time.


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Morgan Zindzi T - 9 months ago

Is it just me or was this the only episode without "keep circulating the tapes" in the credits?


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Ray Garraty - 9 months ago

Leonard Maltin gave this a higher rating than Fight Club. Enjoy.


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Hey! The guy who picks up Billy at around the 1:20 mark...could he be a relative of Torgo? If so, Mike is related to Torgo also, since he's the other guy's cousin...hahahahaha.....


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Tim Pierce - 10 months ago

Wow, that gas station explosion was pretty bare. Almost like there was nothing inside of it.


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Joshua Bivens - 11 months ago

Here's the main theme (It's...actually pretty good, although I don't think it was written FOR Laserblast), if anyone's interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWeO7TZgoU


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David May - 11 months ago

LOL @ Tom Servo's singing @ 1:11:35
Mike puts his arm around him to console him. Like, "I know buddy, I know."


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Clyde Rysdale - about 1 year ago

The safety for this weapon is a necklace with a hand grenade for a pendant...Stew on that.


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Tom Nathe - about 1 year ago

Crow's wearing a Star Trek comm badge at 00:05:15.


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Elisa Farrington - about 1 year ago

Trace's last words: Oh, Poopie!


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Colter Matthews - about 1 year ago

So why do the aliens take the long journey to earth to stop humans from using the laserblaster and repeatedly forget to pick the laserblaster up and take it with them? The movie's plot revolves around this unanswered question. Anyone care to speculate?


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

By far, my favorite episode, mainly due to the "2001" references, which IS my favorite movie of all time. Gonna miss Dr. F. though, even though that name comes from my second favorite movie, "War of the Worlds!"


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 1 year ago

The South's Gonna Do it Again! Damn right!


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Kim Spence Dean - about 1 year ago

I LOVE the aliens in this movie.


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

RIP Dennis Burkley. He'll always be ready for some football... in heaven. :( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Burkley


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James Krummel - over 1 year ago

I find it funny when he blew up the Star Wars sign because it was around the time that MST3K did this episode that Lucas was doing just that to the original movies. Can you say foreshadowing? Funny and yet creepy all at the same time.


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James Krummel - over 1 year ago

Ah, the 70's bellbottom jeans. Tom Servo said it best: "Those boot-cut jeans for moon boots?"


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Hey, Trace's dad plays the old Doctor F. in bed in the last 2001 inspired bit. MIND FREAK!! :)


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From IMDB:

In the 1980s a sequel to this film, tentatively titled "Laserblast 2" was announced by Charles Band Productions. Through the years, the film was variously described as in development and/or partially or fully completed. In the early nineties, an ad appeared in Variety magazine offering full sale of the rights to the film, but it is unclear if they were purchased. The film, if indeed completed, has never been seen.

Oh man! If ever there was a reason for a Kickstarter campaign.


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Colter Matthews - over 1 year ago

The theme music for this movie (which is the same music used in "Robot Holocaust") will always sound epic and sad to me, because I remember taping this episode when it first premiered when I was 10 and feeling empty because this could very well have been the last episode. Thankfully it wasn't, but I'll always get that far-away look in my eye when I hear it.


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

An flying shaver lol.


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Katy Warner - over 1 year ago

For some reason this may be my favorite episode ever. Beyond Thunderdome joke origin, lots of B-movie superstars being pathetic, bad stop-motion animation, and the locale is one of my favorites - the crappy dry part of Southern California.


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Mitchell - over 1 year ago

And lo, it came to pass that Comedy Central was hardly worth watching ever again.


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24:52 At this angle, the laser thing looks like a giant kazoo!


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Auto K - over 1 year ago

Eddie Deezen as Froggy is somehow less piercing and shrill than usual. Still a far cry from his performance as Mandark on "Dexter's Lab."


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Phil Carstens - over 1 year ago

Crow mentions the Dixie Dregs in this episode when he's making fun of Mike's youth. That has to be one of the most obscure references on the show. Great band, though.


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

I wonder what part of the alien technology makes him flail around like one of those Wacky Inflatable Tube Men.


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Austin Strong - over 1 year ago

At first I thought you had to be as stoned as the main character to enjoy this film. Yeeaah, you have to be WAY more stoned than that.


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Scott A. Taylor - over 1 year ago

hehe .. NOMAD brought back to life .. awesome!


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

Wheres ED 209 when you need him


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Mike dressed as Kate Mulgrew dressed as Kathryn Janeway singing Tina Turner's "Proud Mary".....oh dear God, my masculinity is being whittled away by the frame.....


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Marie - over 1 year ago

Wow, Leonard Maltin gave this turd burger two and a half stars? That's out of a hundred right?


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Marie - over 1 year ago

Ha Microphone at 52.08!!


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Marie - over 1 year ago

Does Mike call Crow 'honey' at 17:50? Sounds like it! It's funny, Joel called Crow 'honey' in episode 509 The Girl in Lovers lane!!


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Jonathan Otto - over 1 year ago

I can tell the sheriff is probably a Cleveland Browns fan


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Jerome Montgomery II - almost 2 years ago

Those aliens look like something you see on Pee-Wee Playhouse


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The first time I watched this episode, my now-ex-husband walked into the room. His face lit up as he said, "I love this movie! I saw this in the drive-in!" Wow.


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Dave Haas - almost 2 years ago

More cross dressing than I expected.


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Dave Haas - almost 2 years ago

There's a lot money thrown towards bad explosions of Chrysler products.


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Dave Haas - almost 2 years ago

They really throw the medical lingo around loosely here.


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Little Winged Potato - almost 2 years ago

I'm embarrassed to say that for some weird reason I like this movie's opening music...


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Ian Neumann - almost 2 years ago

*Sobs* Oh, bitter irony. I just read an article by Steven Hawking!


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Far, far too much chuckling in this episode.


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John Harms - almost 2 years ago

Wait a minute! Didn't they do the "shooting at suspects from a plane" in "The Beast of Yucca Flats"? This movie is ripping off Coleman Francis?!


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Every time I hear "Are you ready for some football?" I lose it.


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Kelly Slane - about 2 years ago

The Thunderdome thing? TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!! A girl said "its like Thunderdome!" And I said "Can't we get BEYOND Thunderdome?" And then proceeded to do a happy dance, cause THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
I'm not sure anyone else quite got the depth of my joy, but oh well!


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Kiri T. Unicorn - about 2 years ago

Okay, I've developed a hypothesis: Aside from being a loser in general, Billy also gets static from the townsfolk 'cause his mom's a high-range hooker. THAT'S why she keeps going to Aculpulco, and why the fat deputy asks about her in a snide manner, and says she has plenty of money.
Anyway, I think that much of the backstory ended up on the cutting-room floor, due to incompetence and/or low budget. I'm reconstructing it.

So tell me folks: am I making sense or imagining things?


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Adam Marinello - about 2 years ago

And the award for most stoner riffs in one episode goes to...
706- Laserblast! Mess up the fragile inner-workings of your mind with pride!


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Holy shit, they tore Leonard Maltin a new Deathstalker. Deservedly so.


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Dan Rudy - over 2 years ago

I'm glad they chose 2001 for Dr. Forrester's last-ever sequence.


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Page - over 2 years ago

This movie leaves me with a lot of questions. Why is Billy shooting up the town? Who are the guys in the airplane? Do they just go out every day and shoot people in the desert? What was the guy in suit's purpose for being there? And why would Chuck be friends with Froggy?


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NS - over 2 years ago

This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.