707 - Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
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"He gave me a regular guided tour of Maracaibo." Know what I mean?
That is one bigass Stairmaster!
"My trip from Maracaibo started with a ferry ride across the neck of the lake; near the entrance from the Caribbean" Nice enough fella; drove the boat well and how they live is none of my business.
"Never get out of the boat'- absolutely goddam right.
"Believe me, this is no ivy covered campus." Just wipe that thought out of your stupid brain!
13:33 "Thank you Mr. Eddie's father."
"They killed all pets just to prove they were serious."
I donned my swimming trousers and took a relaxing dip.
i'd been shanghai'd by some bad-ass drug cartel. I realized I was sitting on a kilo of coke. They asked me to give up the pinky from my left hand!
I'M LYING! I STAYED UP UNTIL NINE AND HAD COKES! PLEASE FORGIVE ME, PLEASE
WELL, if it isn't Mr. Big Lake!
I wanted nothing more than to throw myself on my hotel bed and cry...
I dropped my pants and bent over a car, just to feel at home.
Doo-Doo, "Me-ow!" Doo-Doo! "Me-ow!~"
the first thing that surprised me was being sucked through a time portal
I hope my humor isn't too pungent for you.
There's rats in the toilet, gotta keep a book on the lid.
Boy, the body cavity search must be hell!
We crossed into the land that time forgot... Dinosaurs roamed freely!
Hey, Padre's doing alright for himself.
All Venezuelians listen to mariachi bands all the time.
I made no assumptions about the narrowness or width of the road.
I've taken this opportunity to reassess my views of all inland bodies of water.
"I almost felt I hadn't left home when we passed a big Sears Roebuck store."
Yeah, 'cause it's called Cran Venta at home, too.
"Your daddy wrote the letter from here, Maracaibo." Where he cheats on us with the brown-skinned beauties.
"Just buy the gun, Lady. Just buy the gun!"
The sculpture "Anteater With an Onion Ring" can be found at the plaza.
WHAT? WHAT THE HELL ARE YA SAYING? WHAT?
I saw a nude midget circus...
So where's daddy?....D'oh!
'The downtown area is dominated by the central Simón Bolívar, a building development something like Radio City, except that super highways go through it & under it...' ... and you can't get a good corned beef sandwich, and the live sex shows aren't that good.
I woke up once with a cockroach in my mouth.
The water works about an hour a day, I'd boil the hell out of it if I were you.
"All I have to do now is lick that language problem." And Escobar here.
Hey it's Lake Man, everybody! Sure you can wedge into our narrow office, Mr. Big Lake?!
I felt like a complete ass for mistaking it as narrow.
Ray and I drove into the hot night. His hand found my thigh...
He works for creole lady marmalade.
I want Venezuela on my desk by Friday morning!
BAG-O IN CAR-O!!
"No comprendo" ...I will not give you foot massage.
Dammit, why did I have to estimate how wide was that river?
I began to wonder, where Ray was taking me.
Yes, Venezuela, crown jewel of the Adriatic.
Oil is a loving God.
The first thing that surprised me on that ride was th– was being sucked through a time portal.
Or "white devil" like they say here
Our man in Venezuela, Pee-Wee Herman.