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707 - Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)



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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 25 days ago

Oil is a loving God...


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Stephen A Nathe - 12 months ago

FIXED THE VIDEO LINK!!!


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Childe Harold - 12 months ago

Woohoo! Neocolonialism! This video is so messed up on so many levels


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Jason George - about 1 year ago

The link is screwed up. Real link is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJY2S_brQbQ


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Stereo Catz - about 1 year ago

It's not that they don't understand him; that's just their way of jerking around foreigners.


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BlueRabbit501 - over 1 year ago

I never knew Ricardo Montalban had a job as a Venezuelan airport announcer.


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Kyle Butler - over 1 year ago

ha ha, betraying your spouses trust is fun and comical..IN VENEZUELA!


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

when did this originally air?


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

So how many ladies did this guy hook up with before his wife and kids arrived?


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Tim Pierce - about 2 years ago

I love how the movie uses Spanish but as soon as any numbers come along they go back to English.


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Bwahaha. I love this one. And honestly, I don't think it's a whole lot more dark or raunchy than some of the riffs that got tossed around in the Industrial Arts short.


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Stereo Catz - about 2 years ago

Raided by Captain Morgan huh? It was the Spanish Main I'm sure it was raided by a lot of pirates. In fact IT STILL IS!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

I liked the way Crow swallows cars @ 16:48.


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John Sanders - over 2 years ago

The first link wasn't working for me, so I added a second. Need to keep this one alive!


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Looks like I'm the only fan who really has a tough time with this short. [shrug] The jokes are more repetitive and grating than funny to me. Sure, it produces a chuckle or two ("BAGO IN CARO!") but it's no "Progress Island, USA."


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Fredrick Stafford - over 2 years ago

Did you guys see Assignment Venezuela II?

It’s uproarious. A traitorous Army officer gets out of prison and leads a Marxist-socialist movement and becomes essentially a strongman dictator who abolishes the free press and independent media to crush all opposition and nationalizes private industries including all those oil wells seen in the first film and uses the proceeds to enrich himself and his leftist cronies while giving token hand outs to the poor to buy votes and keep in place a state of permanent class warfare to consolidate his power…fun stuff! Then he gets cancer and goes to his good commie buddies Castro’s and Michael Moore’s vaunted Cuban health care system for treatment and they botch it and cannot save him and at the end he re-finds religion and dies terrified of what his actions have wrought for his soul! Classic ending!

Assignment Venezuela III is in now in production and it looks just as “good” (hint a former bus driver is now in total charge!).


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Kim Spence Dean - over 2 years ago

My Favorite Short of Them All.


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Joseph Ewing - almost 3 years ago

If this was meant as a bonus for a computer game thing or something where only a small few adults would see it, and they're purposely going out of their way to make it dark, and sexual, that's kind of a huge let down. I was hoping it was coming naturally and that's just the mood they were in.


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Classicats - almost 3 years ago

What does Crow say at 2:17? And what's the joke? I don't get it, and I've tried looking it up but I guess I'm spelling it wrong.


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John Rivett - about 3 years ago

This was supposed to be part of an aborted "CD ROM!".. INTERACTIVE! But it fizzled out..


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John Rivett - about 3 years ago

Saw this at the 2nd Expofest-o-rama.. My son was a baby, he and my wife went down for a nap, and I went down down to watch..


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Kimono Dragon - over 3 years ago

For a 60's, family oriented short, this dude scopes the chicas like a one-eyed cat in a fish market! And the narrator is his wing-man. "Not as much fun as if YOU were here, honey!"


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Daniel Barlow - over 3 years ago

there are some really dark riffs in here. great stuff.


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Abigail is RIGHT... SPAAAAHK


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Compared to the run of the mill MST3k, this one is a little "strong".
Not really "family oriented" I LOVE it


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Abigail Roloff - over 3 years ago

14:00 is killing me! SPOCK!