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707 - Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
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"My trip from Maracaibo started with a ferry ride across the neck of the lake; near the entrance from the Caribbean" Nice enough fella; drove the boat well and how they live is none of my business.
"Believe me, this is no ivy covered campus." Just wipe that thought out of your stupid brain!
i'd been shanghai'd by some bad-ass drug cartel. I realized I was sitting on a kilo of coke. They asked me to give up the pinky from my left hand!
I'M LYING! I STAYED UP UNTIL NINE AND HAD COKES! PLEASE FORGIVE ME, PLEASE
I wanted nothing more than to throw myself on my hotel bed and cry...
I've taken this opportunity to reassess my views of all inland bodies of water.
"I almost felt I hadn't left home when we passed a big Sears Roebuck store."
Yeah, 'cause it's called Cran Venta at home, too.
"Your daddy wrote the letter from here, Maracaibo." Where he cheats on us with the brown-skinned beauties.
'The downtown area is dominated by the central Simón Bolívar, a building development something like Radio City, except that super highways go through it & under it...' ... and you can't get a good corned beef sandwich, and the live sex shows aren't that good.
The water works about an hour a day, I'd boil the hell out of it if I were you.
"All I have to do now is lick that language problem." And Escobar here.
Hey it's Lake Man, everybody! Sure you can wedge into our narrow office, Mr. Big Lake?!
The first thing that surprised me on that ride was th– was being sucked through a time portal.
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If this was meant as a bonus for a computer game thing or something where only a small few adults would see it, and they're purposely going out of their way to make it dark, and sexual, that's kind of a huge let down. I was hoping it was coming naturally and that's just the mood they were in.
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What does Crow say at 2:17? And what's the joke? I don't get it, and I've tried looking it up but I guess I'm spelling it wrong.
This was supposed to be part of an aborted "CD ROM!".. INTERACTIVE! But it fizzled out..
Saw this at the 2nd Expofest-o-rama.. My son was a baby, he and my wife went down for a nap, and I went down down to watch..
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For a 60's, family oriented short, this dude scopes the chicas like a one-eyed cat in a fish market! And the narrator is his wing-man. "Not as much fun as if YOU were here, honey!"
there are some really dark riffs in here. great stuff.
Abigail is RIGHT... SPAAAAHK
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Compared to the run of the mill MST3k, this one is a little "strong".
Not really "family oriented" I LOVE it
14:00 is killing me! SPOCK!