K08 - Gamera vs. Guiron
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A total mockery of everything that monster holds dear.
I read about this one in Turtle Digest.
That voice carries!
I wouldn't want to be a Japanese Gyro!
It's a giant rotisserie for kids!
and the bad part is they want stuffing this time!
'Can you tell us where we are?' "Obviously you're in Japan!"
He's got Grouch Marx eyebrows!
One of the great Japanese Comedians, Folks!
I think it's made by Tasco!
Try bending your legs when you run!
I remember back in the day when Gamera was enemy to all Japan!
Take that naughty kid!
It's a Ginsu Monster!
Maybe he's a ventriloquist?
It's merely a flesh wound!
He's hoppin' mad!
Looks like the Lego Moonbase.
Looks like a Turtle Pizza.
~It's a Small Turtle after all!~
Hi! My name's Ron Howard! I'm in 'Grand Theft Space Ship'!
A Killer Rabbit!
Here's a soundtrack we can all buy!
Have you seen my personality?
~We believe in Gamera!~
What are you doing with that muskrat around your neck?!?
Looks kinda' like a Flying Denny's.
Hey it's a White Kid!
and on your Anus?!?
It's just very slow animation!
CROW: "With all my parts I could have made an excellent vacuum cleaner instead it's the MOVIES that SUCK !!!"
Unfortunately, Gamera sets his ship down on the small girl.
Servo: A six year old and nuclear weapons. A combination that can't be beat.
Crow: Be the first on your block to be the last on your block!
Her voice sounds like something from a Tide commercial..."I could not believe the way my clothes had come out."
Time to call the bathoscope. There's one in France. I don't think we can get it here in an hour though.
If Gamera's fangs grow any longer, he'll poke an eye out.
"Forget it." I can't forget such wooden dialogue.
Hey! That's no way to talk... "Your mother's doughnuts"!
Servo: Gamera's really just copying Puff the Magic Dragon.
Joel: He really puts up with a lot 'cause he loves those kids.
Servo: Little Akio Paper loved that rascal, Gamera.
I remember back in the day when Gamera was the enemy to all Japan. Those were the days.
"Tell me, what would you like the most right now?" To be out of this film!
They're like George Lucas' jawas without the hood.
It's a Ginsu monster.
Joel: He looks kind of like Eeyore on acid.
Servo: Eeyore on acid?
Joel: Eeyore on acid. From Winnie the Pooh.
Servo: By LSD Milne?
I think we're reusing some monster parts here, guys.
What, does this happen every day to these kids?
Perhaps if I studied more, I'd be able to talk in complete sentences without pausing like you.
Joel: That guy with the fur collar is kind of effeminate isn't he?
Servo: Big fashion faux pas.
Here's a soundtrack we can all buy.
Kinda looks like a Chinese Pee-Wee Herman
We're having beefaroni!
Dr. Shiga: How long will it take us to get there, do you think?
Joel: How long will it take you to finish this speech!
Dr. Shiga: 500,000 years.
Crow: Oh no!
Servo: That's a long speech!
They're riffing on their own movie.
I guess they have some evil intentions behind those tinfoil hats.
Sounds like the Jeopardy music. You should have phrased the movie in a form of a question.
What did you do with that muskrat around your neck?