801 - Revenge of the Creature
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
It's like going underwater with a urinal on your head.
This is my OOL! Notice there's no PEE in it!
It's a picture of Gypsy up on the wall!
Got any nuclear weapons on board?
I believe I look good in a thong.
Sir, you're under arrest for trying to steal a buoy.
And the John Birch Society meeting comes to an end
Just ten valium tonight.
They're trying to pack Mahler's 9th into this 30 seconds of music . . .
Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you, Mrs. Claypool? I love you!
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
I'm done with your taxes, when do you want them?
Looks like rain over Nestor Paiva.
"Why didn't we think of that 3 movies ago?"
Scatter aimlessly, everyone!
[As the radio announcer is finishing talking]
"3...2...1... you're on the air!"
So THAT's what happened to Soyuz 7
"It's the tiniest drilling rig I've ever seen."
"They get a quart of oil every year."
..the film that driiiips with unabashed sensuality....
How many odors does he put off at once?
Stop battening things down ...it's all battened already
Oscar Schindler and his big band.
The soundtrack is out of control!
You have the right to remain amphibious. If you cannot afford an ichthyologist , the court will appoint one on your behalf.
Where did you drop your glasses, Earl?
It's silly that I leave the door open for the Creature, every night - he's not coming. Who am I kiddin'...?
OHHHHH, IT HURTS, OW!!
Ah, really, I'm happy she's seeing other guys; I've been datin' a lamprey for a few weeks.
DOES HE GOT A THING?!?
A brief pause in the music...and now back to our film.
"He's chained and you have the bull rod." Why thank you!
"I want to impress upon you once again something your captain said before. Don't take any chances."
Go to the bathroom before we leave.
I'll make her jealous! I'll go make out with the scrod!
Oh, I wet myself. Oh, I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?
Observe me closely...and, vavoom, I'm gone!
Yes, I'm the rare blue porgy...oh, you're looking at the Gillman, of course.
Cigarettes are not to be used as currency. Any fish caught using cigarettes as currency will spend the night in the live box.
'I think a poet once said...' Randy you're a fine girl
'A caterpillar's eyebrow...'
The script said 'ha ha ha ha ha ha'
Ewwww! He's leaking.
Now you don't like bottom feeders right? So, no Carp.
Hey, can this thing kick me out a steak dollface?
Remember, we have a date for dinner tonight.
I'll bring the prod.
You better get out of that rig.
And into my rig
There must have been an intense interest in stevedores at this time
Be sure you tie him up good.
And tie up the Creature too.
Really, Mexico wants our nuclear waste
I think I heard a splash when his head hit the pillow
If you hear funny noises it's not what you think
(As a young Clint Eastwood walks away)
This guy's bad. This is his first and last movie.
'The disorganized, short-lived, badly botched, and thoroughly ineffectual “Revenge of the Creature!"'
You know, he’s not so much a hero as a very effective administrator.
Thrill to the moderate pace of the chase! Tremble as they carefully set their trip odometer!
It’s so hard to discuss our relationship when you won’t stop licking yourself!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the revenge has finally begun! Yayyyyyyy! whoooo!
"If anything goes wrong, you head straight to the surface, you understand?”...Um, that’s “up”, right?
"How’s it look Joe?”....Smelling really bad!
Tell it to Star Fleet, pal. Things are tough all over.
Open creature swim until 5;00 p.m.
"Scientists are funny." Haha like Bill Nye!
So... finale apparently doesn't mean the end.
No, don't pull the pin, he'll blow up!!!
Here I am! I'm the creature!
Rrrrff, I think you misread some signals... rrff...
The ichthyology department at the State U. has declared martial law!
Good thing they enlisted the help of the Joads.
So, to review, I should check my makeup, go shopping and talk about boys, right?
Please, spare us nothing.
They have a picture of Gipsy up on the wall!
Would it have hurt them to check for a zipper?
Even maimed, I'm handsome.
"All this because he dropped his favorite guitar pick overboard..."
"You'd think after a while birds would just stay out of there."
Argh, his butt's wet.
Flippy! The budget porpoise!
God, I'm handsome.
I believe I look good in a thong.
Well nice spice rack anyway.
That's one small step for bogus science...
Henry Rollins, to the rescue!
The woman in limbo is terrified!
He'll be exacting his revenge on John Agar! Lori Nelson! John Bromfield!
He's out for a ride with his doppelganger.
Let's see...inseam thirty-four, waist thirty-one.
Well, looks like someone attached him to a rope and swung him into a tree.
Think we better ...
"Finish our sentences?"
A little late for exposition!
Cram it, Nature!
The creature's name was Lou Gibson? It wasn't very clear in the movie.
To the strip clubs, gentlemen!
You know what? While not really figuring in the final scene, I'm glad they checked their flashlights.
For what it's worth, I do like globe on a stick.
I'm just having so much fun with you tonight Bryce!
Well! So far no downside....
(laughing)...Well this simplifies Helen's Life.
It's a success...we've made Him afraid of Flag Poles.
The Mengele Institute for Marine Research!
Well things happen Boy-o...
Hey, three Jack Rubys.
Two weeks? You just said ten days!
I forgot, I have two vacation days in there.
I think he's dead.
I really think he's dead.
Hey, they're serving monkey brains again in the... Ooh.
Quick, back up the files!
Not the dog!
Would ju like sum chiggers?
Great musical supervision - somebody give me a needle drop on some "This Island Earth" music.
And whip up some GOWNS!
Now the depth charge!
For his final indignity he lands on a puffer fish.
Look Creach, you're a third wheel; figure it out.
So how come you're not shocking the grouper? He's no prince!
(Dolphin turning in water) This is what my father is doing in his grave.
(Chimp opens his mouth) Come back here you Dummkopf!
Listen, there's a lot of people out there, you gotta wake up and snap an aligator in half, OK?
"the thing you call evolution." We call it maize.
(Woman to dog: What have you been doing boy?) Sniffin' another dog's butt, why?
A moose! Let's follow him!
Here is a partial list of other places the creature has NOT been sighted: Bangor, Maine; Jackson Hole, Wyoming; the Quad Cities; Branerd, Minnesota.
Oh, the white-hot indifference.
"What goes on here?"
Oh, sorry, misplaced music cue there. Nothing happened.
I AM kidding! It's Happy Labs!
Welcome to Happy Labs!
This guy can get married and I can't even get a date.
YOU. SMELL. BAD.
Egrets, I've had a few!
The Gillman carries a lot of tension in his face.
Damn it, Jim! I'm a milkman, not a doctor!
Well this guy's really bad .. this is his first and last movie! [Referring to the very young Clint Eastwood] :P
No playing grab-ass in the kiddie pool!
"And I'm Peanut!"
Damn it all to hell. Yes, yes.
One small step for bogus science.
Can I touch your hinder to see if it does anything?
It's Duluth, baby!
Christopher J. Dog you get back here!
The World of Turtles Show will go on as scheduled!
Ah, the Gillman goes to Harvard!
What you're about to see is an illusion...
Somehow this is going to get me into tiny swim trunks.
He's probably way over in the Mauve Lagoon.
"Jane Wyman and Lee Harvey Oswald's first date."
"You got my cake wet, you jerk!"
"Air Tanks by Hebrew National™ Franks!"
"I do not accept my slave name!"
"Look, I'm a huge lesbian. Couldja' just please--?!"
"Hey, Honey! Hey, Sweetie! [whistle whistle] C'mon over here ya' got some nice scales on ya'! [kiss kiss]"
"The next step is the brining tank. After that he's aged in oak caskets up to three years..."
♪ ♬ "Alewives... Alewives..." ♬ ♪
"All this 'cause he dropped his favorite guitar pick overboard."
"This is Storm Center 4. Slow-moving credits are headed toward Annandale, Lester Prairie, Circle Pines..."
Do they really need a flash in the middle of Florida in the day?
Nice DEVO wig.
♬Show me the way to go home...♬
Lovely Rita meter... barge.
"What is a taboo, really?"
At this point, the swimsuits are just a formality.
Mack! Bub! Pal! Guy! Sport-o! Come on!
"That's no Gillman, bub!" - Name's Joe, Mack.
"That's not driftwood either, buster." - Name's Mack, sport.
Here, Chris The Dog!
I mean, what is a taboo really?!
He's not really at the weight he was at when he was snappin' alligators, huh?
Professor Honeytush, please.
His shorts are practically inside of him!
"Hi!" "Hi!" "Hi!"
"Do you think Chris is smarter than Flippy, Professor?"
"I doubt it. A porpoise has a very large and well developed brain."
"In fact, his intelligence lies somewhere between a chimpanzee and a dog."
"How smart is the Gillman?"
"Well, that's what I am here to find out."
"What his reflexes are like, his behavior patterns, his capacity to learn, his response to stimuli."
With Benazir Bhutto & Flavor Flav!
Boo Radley, Herald Tribune!
Brought some Carol Burnett dancers with me,too!
With Martin Heidigger & Men Without Hats!
Edna St. Vincent Millay & Toppoggio!
With Karen Black! Thomas Aquinas! Queen Latifah! Nico Machiavelli! Vanilla Ice! Gabriel Garcia Marquez! Dr. Ruth Westheimer! Martin Buber & Junior Samples! Christina Pickles & Franz Liszt! Bonnie Bedilia & Gregor Mendel! Geraldine Ferrarro & Carrottop!
We now return to our Tributary to the Upper Amazon! With Celine Dion! John Kenneth Galbraith! Tom Wopat! Gerald Ford and the Statlers! Starship!
Does he have purple martins nesting in his ears?
Live from Lincoln Center! A Tributary to the Upper Amazon! With Johnny Carson! Steve & Edie! Vice President Al Gore! Buddy Hackett! Don Rickles! And Beck!
He's got a crack team! When they bend over you can see their cracks.
Does he got a thing?
I'm gonna write down that blonde joke. That was a good one.
Tell him how handsome I am.
"What are you doing for dinner?" Eating not with you.
It's a success. We've made him afraid of flagpoles.
Honey, I did a scientific breakthrough thingy!
"Oh I'll sleep fine" I'm handsome.
"Now let me tell you what I think" I think I look good in a thong.
Do you have any me-safe tuna?
I'm going to go lodge a complaint with the commissioner of Globe on a Stick.
Hey, Dr. Sugarbuns.
Everybody's drifted over to the World of Barnacles exhibit.
At this point the swimsuits are just a formality.
Can we pitch in & buy that guy an ASS?! ~Crow
The script said: 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.'
"That poor slimy creature, in love with that beautiful woman..."
"Yeah, I feel bad for the gill-man too."
He looks like a Chip-n Dale's dancer. ... No... No he doesn't.
Look what we found, a sand dollar!
♬ Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah ♬
Just flush him!
"Took me three weeks to teach that to a chimp!" - 'Course a couple of the chimps drowned but...
Look - I'm drunk, I'm suicidal and I want ya out of here.
Thank God the milk men showed up!
Whoa ho, that IS good chlorine!
Live, from the Lincoln Center, it's A Tributary to the Upper Amazon....
Luca Brazzi sleeps with us!
Esther Williams didn't age well!
Aah, go put on your sports bra!
The bathrooms are really confusing, they're marked "mollusks" and "crustaceans".
Fresh from the Amazon to your table over night!
You have the right to remain amphibious, if you cannot afford an ichthyologist, the court will appoint one on your behalf.
To the Schwartz and Anderson families who DID lose children: Our sincerest apologies.
Great, I gotta change my name to "Creature of the Edinborough Park Kiddie Pool"!
I notice you're bewitching a man into your web of deceit and lies.
He seems to like Honey Nut Cheerios.
The goldfish exhibit still draws millions every year.
Thank God the milkmen showed up!
What's fish for stop?
Outta my way, air sucker!
Hey, no grab ass in the kiddie pool!
Yup, I gotta go make the lagoon a little blacker.
Oooh, rat's it, rat's the way I rike it. Rowly now, rowly..
Flippy! The budget porpoise!
A parade of tiny, upsetting shorts!
Could we pitch in and buy that guy an ass?
I want Joe Fraiser
Gowns! There are going to be gowns in this movie!
I hate to use this... but I AM a drum major.
Interviewer: I- is that water?
Creature's got a nice rising fastball. / Please don't attach me to a block and tackle and swing me into a padded palm tree.
[muffled sobbing... unscrew faceplate] WAAAAAHH HAAH HAAH HAAH
He's gonna need a carbon blade to get those shorts off.
Eugh, he looks like a rat of NIMH.
Money................. everybody needs it.
There's a creature in every window...
I can STILL get into the shorts I wore in kindergarten...
The guy keeps a race of thin gay Nazis' around....
The Charlton Heston fish locator...
Back story....... establish...... build...... back story........ reveal....... motivation.
Gettin free cable! Wa Ha haa ha
Play him... Play him... At least let him swallow the guy.
THE NEW WENCH IS QUIETER!!!
I SAID THE NEW WENCH IS QUIETER!!!!!
I SAID THE NEW WENCH IS QUIETER!!!!!!!
Hi Bob! Hey Ted how's it going?
You got any nuclear devices on board?
Ya think anyone at the Rockefeller Foundation questioned the dynamite line-item?
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Creature.
"There were 4 rats in there when I changed my lights, now there's only 3" ... punk.
One small step for bogus science...
Well it's better than killing ourselves.
Well, I was gonna recite the "Wasteland", but I guess I'll just raise the flag.
Don't let the smile touch your eyes, that's the rule with John Agar.
Fellow milkman down!
This way, Mr. Lagoon!
Ah, the Gillman goes to Harward.
Even maimed I'm handsome.
"Once there must have been a link between marine and terrestial life." We think it was Manimal.
Live from Lincoln Centre, a Tributary to the Upper Amazon, with Johnny Carson...
I'm just going for a walk, this is so racist!
Hi, I'm evolving. Do you have a bathroom?
The human mother distracts predators by laying on their young
Hey, the creature's got his own letterhead
I will admit the alligator I snapped in half was half-snapped already.