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802 - The Leech Woman
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Our drink special tonight is... you stand close to me and I breath!
"Sally's outside waiting." - YOU BET YOUR SKINNY ASS I AM! NEIL!! NEIL!!
"Hey, whaddaya' say we go home, turn up the thermostat to 85, and watch a little Matlock, eh?"
"Rick-uh-rack-ah Firecracker Sis-Boom-Bah! Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah rah rah!"
"Man... I really hate how these guys're rippin' off David Byrne's music!"
"I had a drink with Terry, and took her bags upstairs." - There was a bushman in in the luggage and he attacked...
Wait, this is the 50's, why am I explaining things to a woman? Get in the car!
You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.
"It can actually make old people young again" -but really only women need it
"...a hundred and forty years ago." / "A hundred and forty years ago?" - A hundred and forty years ago!
"She's wanted for questioning about a murder" "Murder?!" Did I say anything about murder?
"Your insistence does not impress me, but your money is quite persuasive.." - And your cat checks are adorable!
Oh, blast, I seem to be dead. Still must make the best of it, then! Simply redouble our efforts and grab a lorry and take a lift over to the Darby and things should be all globby by next week! Riff raff!
Well, theres never been enough to keep, I could show you some stains by the couch
♫ She's ahhhhhh VERY KINKY girl, the kind you Don't take home to muthahhhh.....♫♪
"your youth will not last long. Don't waste it." go get yourself some nasty.
Ms. Jane Pittman and Mr. George Clinton were wed today in a traditional African-Polynesian-Unando ceremony.
"Here's to you, whiskey. Guardian of all frustrated wives." Defender of truth, friend to children!
It's the Fifties! Why am I explaining things to a woman? Get in the car!
Stay in front of your hair, charge your hair, be aggressive, c'mon...!
Wouldn't it be great if you were kidnapped by an African tribe, and they brought beer... really GOOD beer?
Let's see... I reach speeds of 70, she goes 3 miles an hour, and I can't catch her!
Well, we'd better camp here for the night; the next stock footage is eighteen miles away!
Sorry, I was going to get you a drink, but I got held up over by the bar!
Y'know, if old women give him the creeps, then maybe he shouldn't have gone into oldwomanology!
But, everyone's in my dreams of blood, so it's not that big a deal!
That's the runway for the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport in a couple of years...
"I see a lot of spilled ink congealing in random patterns."
"that means you're a sexual predator."
Hmm, do I trust him? What do you folks at home think? We'll be right back...
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I think Sally was in Girl's Town as the Romulan Judo roommate.
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Great, one more thing to worry about; is a woman really into me or is she just sizing up my Pineal gland for future reference?
Is the "original Ray Croc" the same burger-esque picture that's on the wall in This Island Earth?
Loved that nonchalant cop scene.
57:25 They were alligators, crocodiles, AND gavials.
I don't think I'd want to look for a primitive tribe called "The Nandos". They're bound to be cannibals. That's right, I made an extremely obscure reference to the 1972 crash of flight 571 in the Andes mountains in which several survives including Uruguayan rugby player Nando Parrado turned cannibal in order to survive over a two month period, yeah I went there.
Now why the hell were there kookaburra calls in Africa?
I am betting this is another movie where the luagage haulers are complaining about the money and director in another language on camera. It's actually really really common and in some of the classics, so I bet they are doing it in this stink burger
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The pineal gland is not located in the back of the neck. I know, I should really just relax, but this movie is really getting my goat.
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Well Dr. Endocrinologist, finally I can give someone the well-earned title of "dickweed". I'll also include this entire movie in that designation for making women aging seem like that's unnatural. "I'd rather die than go back to that"? Seriously?
Now I will have this running through my head all day: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...I like that part too. "Real Africa...Hollywood Africa!"
The sacred nike! Just do it!
This woman's old lady voice reminds me of Wynnona Ryder's old lady voice from Edward Scissorhands.
I LOVE the Otis Nixon reference. He was playing centerfield for the Red Sox at the time I first saw this episode. The old lady really does look A LOT like he did then !
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This actually isn't too bad...but the title has a weaker connection to the plot than even The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies....The title MIGHT work if leeches were prone to feeding off younger, prettier animals due to self-esteem issues their douchebag husbands gave them.
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What an effective alarm clock Servo's Jed-shrieking Granny impression would make! Imagine THAT going off at like 5 in the morning, huh? Also, what's the moral of this story here? Don't get old or don't go to Hollywood Africa?
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I'm nearly CERTAIN,.... that Mr. Peanut, ya know the "ape", it's are own Mike Nelson, it's the "voice".
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I'm confused here. At 18:14, she's clinging on her lawyer, then her husband enters. Considering their marriage is falling apart, wouldn't he find this to be a little suspicious and/or alarming, and possibly overreact in true 50s fashion?
You know what? I should really just relax.
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I actually found this movie to be pretty darned entertaining.