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803 - The Mole People



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The Princess Elizena - about 1 month ago

What's the deal with Crow being alone in the ship for 500 years? I didn't follow the show too closely once it went over to the SciFi channel, and I know there was some attempt at a so called 'story arch' which never made a lot of sense. Can anyone fill me in?


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The Princess Elizena - about 1 month ago

Good-looking women do not make it out of this movie alive.


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ebagentj - 3 months ago

So, question: why is there an ENGLISH professor explaining issues of anthropology, sociology, and various theories on Earth sciences at in the intro of the movie? Were they afraid audiences wouldn't understand a title like "Geologist" or "Archaeologist"?


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Matthew Boyle - 3 months ago

I don't believe hell and the underworld constitute "areas habitable by man". In fact a major theme of stories that go into such places is that the people clearly don't belong there and can't actually stay there for very long


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Okay. Finally got this thing to work! The link got scrambled somewhere between here and Vimeo. Here is the link to the real Mole People Movie. https://vimeo.com/141709300


Only $30+ bucks & you'll be the life 'o the party!
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Mole Man Mask! But where's Crown Roast Head?http://www.amazon.com/Morris-3020-Mole-Man/dp/B001E9BCKI


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Max - 8 months ago

Gorillavid link still works.


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Thomas Donnelly - 10 months ago

Added a link to Filenuke, couldn't find another to watch from.


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

I'm gonna start an online petition called:
"GIVE US BACK OUR LOAD!!"

We need MORE "Load" in our lives...!!
*tears up*


NBC no longer a victim
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Milos Dunkhaus - over 1 year ago

I'm sure all of the MST3K fans are so glad that NBC has protected it's lucrative rights to the contents of this episode. I know that I sleep better now that NBC can reap the massive revenues. After all, they don't really have anything nearly as entertaining. Haven't they ever heard of good faith?


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Jackie Bole - over 1 year ago

NBC fu(kers blocked this video. hate NBC


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Scott Alan Hodge - over 1 year ago

RUN HOWARD, RUN!!!!


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Sean Murphy - over 1 year ago

"This movie is all ropes and asses!"


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

starring John Agar, Ward Cleaver, and the Load!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

Attention Shoppers! There is an unclaimed load in aisle 5!


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

Link, Julie, Load...!


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

Slap em' silly girls!


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Does this mean there WAS a fire safety demonstration as part of the Lawgiver Daze celebration then?


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Zap Rowsdower - about 2 years ago

What is Servo's fixation with cling peaches?


if every statue is a weeping angel...then....
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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

QUICK! BLINK JOHN AGAR, BLINK!! (Whovians will get it)


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

oh, Load...


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

down down down...


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

more movies needed Petey the Plane


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

John Agar shouldn't exist...granted we all know(Unfortunately) that he did...so lets delete all proof of his existence...'kay??


Music Supervision credit trivia
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David - about 2 years ago

While watching 'Tarantula', another William Alland/John Agar/Nestor Paiva masterpiece on 'Svengoolie' last night I heard an interesting explanation of the 'Music Supervision' credit given to Joseph Gershenson.

Svengoolie says that the original score to 'Tarantula' (which sounds A LOT like 'Mole People''s music) was "supervised" by Gershenson but originally composed by Henry Mancini.

Unfortunately he didn't give any explanation for omitting Mancini's name so I choose to think that Mancini realized how bad this movie was going to be and pulled his name off of the credits :-)


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

The actor who played the high priest Elinu in this epic also played as Alfred on the original Batman TV series w/ Adam West.


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Ray Garraty - about 2 years ago

What a camera shot!! A little after 34:15 the bad luck guide gets hit in the head with a falling rock in between two avalanches of rock. The shot worked though, it made me wince.


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Leigh Mccallum - about 2 years ago

I have always been suspicious of Bjork's origin!


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Clyde Rysdale - over 2 years ago

This have very little to do with the mole people. What another massively misleading title.


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Nicole Lupin - over 2 years ago

I miss TV's Frank :(


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

No rock climbing reference?! I was just getting to miss those ol' riffs when they threw in "Oh you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from!".
Followed by...


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Andy Richter - over 2 years ago

"SANTA WILL SEE YOU NOW"


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Andy Richter - over 2 years ago

"WOULD YOU LIKE PAPER OR PLASTIC, SIR"
I seriously can not deal with this show, I'm laughing too hard.


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Anita Foster - over 2 years ago

I think the tablet actually reads "Here I sit, Broken hearted..."


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

I like the Tom Servo guitar skit but really wanted to hear the song. That bot can sing I tell you. Wow.


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

14:38 "And and away we go!"


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

I like this episode because it reminds me of The Flat Earth Society, and the millions they have spent to prove their claim.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

"This one died as a result of a blow from a heavy, blunt instrument."
"That's a sign of a higher civilization."
Um, what? A creature killed another creature with a stick and that's a sign of a higher civilization? Even chimps use tools.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

I love how Dr. F and Frank had mole people, Jerry and Sylvia, as employees many seasons before the show got around to actually showing The Mole People, by which time Jerry and Sylvia were gone.


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Childe Harold - almost 3 years ago

I think I truly hate john agar


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Desiree Ashcraft - almost 3 years ago

The observation on English paleness is spot on. Lift up my pant leg, and you all could be blinded!!!!!!!


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

Hmm…still no mention here of the Robert Smith cameo as Pearl’s “well oiled hunk” Howard. I am beginning to think my idea of starting a retro-MST3K fan club to meet at my favorite sports bar might not be well received…


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Fancy Pantserton - almost 3 years ago

o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


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Remind me to knee John Agar right in the groin, if I'm ever lucky enough to invent a time machine. Bleah!


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Big McLargehuge - about 3 years ago

I seem to recall seeing Crow's 'Space Child' flashing eyes at Spencers way back in the day...


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chris kaprys - about 3 years ago

3:45 - 4:11 ..... there are not 1, not 2, but 3 he didn't touch!!! why does that bug me / freak me out?!? ... what are they CALLED?!


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 3 years ago

Mountain climbing, guys. Mountain climbing.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 3 years ago

"Archaeologists are underpaid publicity agents for deceased royalty." That is a fantastic line. The first time I watched this episode, I actually put that on Facebook, I loved it so much. 99% of the time it's the riffs that are great, but there's that 1% of the screenplays' lines that thrill me.


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

Oo! If I ever shave my head I'm gonna get a tattoo on the base of the back of my head that says "If found please return to torso"


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

Written by Gorog...reminds me of an episode I can't place. During the credits, crow, I think, went "I. am. BIROC!"


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Kiri T. Unicorn - about 3 years ago

Catch the 'Rocky Horror' reference at 0:06:40!


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Kimi Frank - over 3 years ago

AVALANCHE FOOTAGE! RUN!


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David Crass - over 3 years ago

Love the archaeology skit.

"AND CARVING FERTILITY SYMBOLS!"


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

The credibility of that professor is going down and down and down.


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RevJoan - about 4 years ago

48:40 awesome watching Ward Cleaver throw down!