"Scenic designs by El Greco!"

It's an In-N-Out Burger!

Hey hoser, better fix 'da peg, eh?

Michael Nesmith!

Ah, now this shot was featured in the film Visions of Light.

"Asia" - Ah, well that narrows it down.

"Would you have us believe you are gods?" Agar will.

"Suppose you had the fire of Ishtar, or you, or you?" But not you Tad

"Well, let me tell you about it..." Um, could you not?

My nipples weep for you

"We are your friends. We are different from you, but we are your friends" HmmMmm... Kill them

And what I'm I supposed to do with a mute, muscular, sweaty, beefy, servile, hunk named Howard? ...... oh!

Just do it.

Welcome to our world
"I hate it"

"Older than Frampton comes alive".

Do you guys know Data?

And no one ever trusted a John Agar film again.

Ah, a Wisconsin bar at midday.

What's the expiration date on this rat fat?

It's the Jerry Garcia guitar solo of liturgical dance.

They make the French Army look stalwart.

Thanks for the bucket of cold water, Clorox Face.

"Our gods are always angry and give orders." Oh, she's Catholic.

Is the first stage of grief pure unbridled joy?

Disney's Dominatrix World!

John Agar said he didn't know something. Unbelievable.

It's a civilization of elderly great aunts.

They're tan for English people.

A Starbucks employee was killed today in an avalanche of Guatamala Antigua

Filmed in WedgieVision!

He forgot his Primatene Mist.

Why do I talk so much in front of those guys? Every time I open my mouth I just act like I know it all. I just wanna tell them how much I like them and stuff but when I talk I say all this stupid junk. Gee, maybe I'm just kind of insecure...But I do know a lot. Why shouldn't I talk?

Sheesh, they're only keeping this guy so they can hollow him out and crawl inside when he dies.

See their bone chillingly predictable climb completely on schedule.

Probably shouldn't have put the world's oldest record on a cheap card table.

Hey there's a kegger in Asia tonight, guys!

Mt. Penatubo erupted yesterday, spewing movie credits all over the southern hemisphere.

A graphic depiction of lactose intolerance.

In the headlines: Two and a half times twenty plus five men were killed in the Mole-o Sumerian Wars.

Oh! Right in the coconut!

"Take a look at this....claw marks!" You slept with Madonna!

"He died like a man, uh, ..... with a dress on."

" Did a good job redeveloping the RIVER STYXX waterfront !!"

"Oh You never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from..."

"Its got to be humiliating to be tortured by a SMURF..."

"I'd rather watch David Crosby eat a McRIB sandwich than watch this scene."

"Avalanche." No thanks, already had one.

"This city must have been built on--" Rock and roll!

There's sand up my skirt and I'm not wearing any underwear! Oh, the pain!

Peanut nostrils, happy clams.

"Gentlemen," start your hats.

The world's most foppish clansman...

"This movie is just ropes and asses" and of course "Wards got back"

Y'know, I'd rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich than watch this scene.

John Agar finally gets to wear gowns!

"Kuitara! High!" - Hi! "High!" - Hi! Friendly kid!

This is why the Cleavers stopped at two children

They have to take all his Uriah Heep albums

Ishtar's gonna fry somebody's ass for bookin' her

He died as he lived. A complete load.

I left my wife and forty-nine kids on the verge of starvation with only one hamburger left-left-left-right-left...

I brought you a big delicious pan of smarmy.

"We'll make camp here", and dig our graves over there

Contents of Load may have shifted during death.

Load, tell us some stories of other times you were a major load...

"In archaeology, all things are possible!" "Well, not really..."

"Wait! You're the only load we have!"

Because I have bout of pomposity ...

Sir, ... there's a LITTLE problem with the Visa card ...

Kathy Lee Giffords' garment workers ...

Link, ... Julie, ... LOAD ...

Its baby Jessica, she's digging her own way out.

Maybe we climbed right passed the summit?

Avalanche footage! Run!

Well, the urine is as pure as it's going to get.

He brought his lucky cinder block along.

It's either and offering to the gods, or it's a gravy boat.

This is for all those years of whack-a-mole!

Oh no, I surfaced in the cat-box.

It's just a jump to the left.

"Hey there's a ladder here, guys, we should've used it from the beginning!"

Oh, these are the people who make that nice, Mexican sauce.

St. Oegger, the patron saint of omelettes

"Religions of the past have postulated the existence of this inner..." down-ness.

Because it's there... What kind of ANSWER is THAT?!

I just know somehow Balki is responsible for this.

"The Mole People." Oh, these are the people who make that nice Mexican sauce.

Sunlight – to your people it was a burning death, to me a leathery tan.

I'm fainting!

Quick, get the tiny Zig-Zags.

Members of Cheap Trick plan their next move.

"This is more than just a story told," It's a story botched.

You really ought to have those moles looked at... thank you!

Gentlemen, we've been captured by gay wrestling cheerleaders.

'...strong enough to support the city till an earthquake came along.' But made for a woman.

This movie is just ropes and asses!

They're gonna find the frozen body of the lonely goatherd.

Well, I'd like to, honey, but I'm a gay, married, impotent priest with a terminal illness, and occasional herpes, and I'm a hologram on the run from the law.

Don't go chasing waterfalls!

Oink?

"Archeologists are underpaid publicity agents for deceased royalty." Sam Spade, archeologist.

"You'll realize it's more than just a story told..." It's a story botched.

"It's a fable." It's a fabulous funny freakout.

"So when we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking..." Up miss Johnson's skirt.

The Clown Hat Theory.

Down, down, the very nipple of the World.

"And in terror he fled out." Yeah, what a dope.

The Hardy Boys.....and their load