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805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die
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"Mike wouldn't hurt Boyd. He wouldn't hurt anyone."
Of course, there were those hollowed-out cat heads we found in his room.
"I must do it to help someone..." - Like when I crushed your vertebrae.
"Great. How long d'you think an oily Beat is gonna' last at a country dance?!"
"Even the wild boar in the hills." - Look, I'm sorry I told that story!
"Don't call me Mr. Hawthorne" Call me Mr. Jenkins, that's my name.
Just cuz Me big and dumb, they think Me kill Boyd....Oh, right. Me did.
"Uh, let's see, he glued his knife upright on a coffee table and fell on it.... no. We were carving soap into figurines and he tripped... no. We were stabbing each other and he died.... yeah that's it,that's the one."
"No, No, You wanted yourself TOSSING KITTENS into a MEAT GRINDER."
-With Crow under our evil power, we can command him to perform unspeakable acts! -Like what? -Unspeakable, Mike, whadda need a dictionary?
Well one things changed since I left. Jessica was 13 when I left for college, now she's 29. I had a bit of a hard time.
"But Jessica doesn't charge anything" -And the devil's built right in!
Well, looks like somebody's mom let 'im grow up to be a cowboy...
With Flavian doing it it looks positively immoral,the way she's licking the stick and everything.
What, did she drink a quart of Robitussin before she came out to divine?
The big guy's hurt himself in so many ways since this guy left him... he shot himself, has a rat trap on his foot, fell down the stairs, covered with mud and tar and feathers
I'm going to read my favorite Shakespeare play "Maysure for Maysure".
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Oh my GOD is Flavia irritating!
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does anyone else think the hawthorn guy looks like danny from the girl in lovers lane? I don't think its him but they look so alike!
Oh man, I liked evil Linda and Jessica much better! So HOT! Way to go Gordon! Just couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you! Dweeb.
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SERVO @36:08 - Funniest Allman Brothers Band joke attempt, reattempt, and completion after four or five tries...... ROTFLMAO !!!
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this episode is my #2, it never gets old! highly underrated.
This movie is the thing that couldn't die. Good lord it goes on and on!
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The Thing That Died, Twice
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Mike vacuuming for what ever reason STILL cracks me up every time!
The movie 7 comes to mind with this one.
Ahhhhhhh, WHAT'S IN THE B - AHHHHHHHH - X?????!!!!!!
"I thought you were going to paint me playing golf with clowns." Nope. Nope. You said you wanted a picture of you tossing kittens into a meat grinder. I have my notes if you want to look.
Then suddenly the knife went off.
I hate to say it about anyone, but she really does look like Arch.
...or you could just try a systematic grid search. That might work.
Crow is a knob.
Pearl is one of the most convincing evil entities ever.
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Gideon & Jan-In-The-Pan would make a cute couple.
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First Observer episode... and the head is prime riff fodder... this one's like like a four in my books.