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805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die



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Allison Peepington - 17 days ago

An underrated episode. Mostly consistently funny, although on re-watching it, I noticed that after about the 200th hot-chicks-making-out joke, those ceased to be funny. Kind of like them overdoing the wide/narrow jokes in Assignment Venezuela. I'm rarely critical of the eps, but the could have cut the number girl-on-girl jokes in half and they would have retained their impact.


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Stephen A Nathe - 19 days ago

good night diptheria


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Stephen A Nathe - 19 days ago

...and it looks medieval...(on Yo ASS)


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Leslie @TangentGirlToGo - 28 days ago

Okay, now, I'm not advocating peeping, but... (what an opening, huh?) I don't buy that he peeps at her fully dressed and just as she begins to remove her clothes, he tips his hat and walks away. Riiiiight. Angelo from Terror from the Year 5000 at least knew to stick around for the good stuff!


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45:52,Would be a good time to run away since they can't look at him


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The 15th century was reverb heavy


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Victoria Rharmili - about 1 month ago

"Okay, tree, start talkin'." Hilarious!


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Phannon Salmer - about 1 month ago

I'm afraid both links for the movie no longer work. :(


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Zap Rowsdower - 2 months ago

YEAH! BRAIN GUYS! :)


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Justin Woodruff - 2 months ago

I can't stop watching this one. It just gets better and better.


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Robert Brown - 4 months ago

The villain is the least unlikable person in this drab, preposterous snoozefest. Archetta Hall Jr has it right; they should all be killed by falling tree boughs.


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Teri Gee - 5 months ago

One of the things that interests me about this movie is that Jessica proves she has these powers, that she's had them her whole life and yet, when she warns the others about the dangers of digging up the chest, of searching for the coffin, the evil that it will bring, they all scoff at her. Who's the person who can dowse for water and find things and hear voices? Now, do we believe her or the people who didn't even believe all that was possible? It's almost like Cassandra at Troy...only that story was a lot better. :)


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Sarahbean - 5 months ago

But the thing DID die, those lying jerks!


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Joseph Ewing - 6 months ago

I'm kind of surprised a movie from 1958 showed a guy's head being cut off point blank as opposed to implying it like in The Undead, whether it looked cheesy or not.


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Elisa Farrington - 6 months ago

So, this is how Brain Guy came on board. My daughter is going to a Dr. Who party and is considering going as an Ood (Brain Guy plus tentacles) just to see how long you can actually function holding your brain before it gets knocked to the floor and stepped on. I do miss Frank, Dr. F. and sweet Crow.


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Elisa Farrington - 6 months ago

Oh no, my home schooled kids are wasting their time getting university degrees when they should be out divining.


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Bradley J. Timm - 7 months ago

I love it when the pale faced dude is dictating his analysis of Mike, and Mike's reactions the subtle insults. Classic.


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Joseph Ewing - 9 months ago

That dickweed rode around on a horse with his sketchpad on his lap? "It makes a beautiful picture. I think I'll sketch it." Sketch a picture while riding a horse. Right.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

How was Servo talking at the end?


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

If she can only dowse for good how’d she find the body? Did the head already know where it was?


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

I find most Civil War documentaries are inaccurate and still filled with an excess of Yankee propaganda.


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

A hearse with a siren?


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

Does the character of Mike in this movie remind anybody else of the Rockbiter from Neverending Story? "I've got strong hands."


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Mike Carmona - 10 months ago

Man, Jessica is such a brat! I mean, who is so quick to wish death on their loved ones after not getting their way? Either die from revealing THE EVIL, or die from a falling tree...way to give your family a decent choice, kid!


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jli@hush.com - 10 months ago

I don't know why but I laughed for 5 minutes just at that perfectly square hole.


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Eric Gilbert - 10 months ago

7:36 Aunt Labia?


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Joseph Ewing - 10 months ago

The comedy central era is the best in every way, whether hosted by Joel or Mike. Trace Beaulieu was as much of an asset to the show as Kevin Murphy. Bill Corbett always seemed like he tried too hard, like the annoying kid in a group of friends who tries to fit in.


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Leah Cruz - 12 months ago

does anyone else think the hawthorn guy looks like danny from the girl in lovers lane? I don't think its him but they look so alike!


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

Oh man, I liked evil Linda and Jessica much better! So HOT! Way to go Gordon! Just couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you! Dweeb.


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Super McWonderfull - about 1 year ago

SERVO @36:08 - Funniest Allman Brothers Band joke attempt, reattempt, and completion after four or five tries...... ROTFLMAO !!!


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killershrew - about 1 year ago

this episode is my #2, it never gets old! highly underrated.


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o[ ]~~~ Rose B - over 1 year ago

This movie is the thing that couldn't die. Good lord it goes on and on!


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NS - over 1 year ago

The Thing That Died, Twice


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Kelly Slane - over 1 year ago

Mike vacuuming for what ever reason STILL cracks me up every time!


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Robert Ferguson - over 1 year ago

The movie 7 comes to mind with this one.
Ahhhhhhh, WHAT'S IN THE B - AHHHHHHHH - X?????!!!!!!


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Jason Edwards - over 1 year ago

"I thought you were going to paint me playing golf with clowns." Nope. Nope. You said you wanted a picture of you tossing kittens into a meat grinder. I have my notes if you want to look.


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Jason Edwards - over 1 year ago

Then suddenly the knife went off.


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Childe Harold - over 1 year ago

I hate to say it about anyone, but she really does look like Arch.


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Jason Edwards - over 1 year ago

...or you could just try a systematic grid search. That might work.


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John Teets - almost 2 years ago

Crow is a knob.


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

Pearl is one of the most convincing evil entities ever.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 2 years ago

Gideon & Jan-In-The-Pan would make a cute couple.


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Neil Connery - about 2 years ago

First Observer episode... and the head is prime riff fodder... this one's like like a four in my books.