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806 - The Undead



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Tommy Toms - 8 days ago

Hey, they quoted a Talking Heads song that wasn't "Once in a Lifetime" for once! :) (at 14:25 or thereabouts)


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Scott Alan Hodge - 18 days ago

did anyone else cringe when the ape ate that huge glob of mayo, yuck.


Morbid MST3k
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FellowSentientCreature - 27 days ago

Life now death eternal, death now life eternal. Give me that death eternal! Even though I’m inevitably attached to this life like most of us are, I just think that is the rational choice. It's such a gamble. Some successful lives, and some full of suffering, and there's no way out! The good witch says, "me thinks it would be better to escape this age of misery," but no doubt she'd be born into another miserable life some other time. STAY!


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o[ ]~~~ "the Acid Queen" Rose B - about 1 month ago

For a while, back in the dark ages when we didn't have full length videos of MST episodes, my boyfriend had the audio for this episode on his iPod in 10 different files. He'd fall asleep listening to these and sometimes it would get set to shuffle (as iPods do sometimes.) Honestly, the movie made about as much sense then as it does in its actual order.


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MSTeacher3K - about 1 month ago

The old witch's ridiculous fake chin reminds me of the episode of "Friends" where Monica creates foreskin for Joey out of lunchmeat. Olive loaf would have looked better than the putty/clay she's got on.


I've never been a football before
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Rosebud - 2 months ago

I love that the MST3K witch transmogrifying cheesy special effect during the host segment is actually better than the one in the movie.


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Allison Peepington - 5 months ago

I love that Gypsy scored in the 88th percentile of herself.


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Stephen A Nathe - 5 months ago

ahh....Smolken...right up there with Torgo, Ortega and a few others in the hierarchy of "Dude...wtf???"


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Stephen A Nathe - 5 months ago

1-ADAM 12....see thouest the man on the corner of Polewater and Mulholland


Dr Shrinker
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44:39 Billy Barty????


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Jim Mitchell - 6 months ago

Satan..I haven't crapped in months!


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

when i touch you, i think about myself....


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Does Pendragon stabbing Livia towards the end seem unreasonably cruel to anyone else? Sure, she's a witch and she has already been shown to kill someone, but, hell, she's always been nice to him and, at that point, she's just advocating the same position as everyone else.

Also, was that "I have been to the proletariat areas and consorted with the prostitutes" part supposed supposed to be a really obscure reference to George Orwell's '1984'?


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Chrissy - 8 months ago

Even after years of watching the original airing I still say "mayo-NNAISE" whenever I use mayo.


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Robert Brown - 8 months ago

Finally got around to this ep, I'd seen the Digger SMolken lp skit long ago, and thought the guys had soared into airy Monty Python spheres. It's still funny, but not as, you know, Out There. Good ep, though, glad I disillusioned myself.


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Phil Carstens - 11 months ago

Man, there's a lot of disturbing moments throughout this show, but seriously, nothing makes me more uncomfortable than Satan's off-set Adam's apple.


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Teri Gee - 11 months ago

I'M AN IMP!


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Bradley J. Timm - 12 months ago

Easily one of my favorite show openings ever.


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Sir Seth Unriffed - 12 months ago

Added link to unriffed version


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Fredrick Stafford - 12 months ago

Pendragon about an hour after the beheading:

Idiot! Stab the much hotter Livia for whiney co-dependent wacko future life hooker Helene, what was I thinking?! Livia was throwing herself at me! Take me Pendragon! Let me pleasure thee and give thee all the love thy heart can stand! Oh, and by the way, I’m a witch and can grant your every desire. Ok, how about shapeshifting yourself into the kitchen and get me a refill on my grog and some dinner on the table? Yes, my love! No, no, I didn’t want that deal! That might be too much fun! She even came with her own Imp. Hell, I don’t even know where to get an Imp!

Oh well, I’ll just go back to the Inn. At least I still have my good friend Scroop. He’ll know how to cheer me up. He always had a good head on his shoulders.


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Joseph Cascio - about 1 year ago

This "GEM" and Jack Frost,2 of my Favorite MST3K classics...Saturday afternoons ain't been the same since.


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

What is Leonard Maltin's problem He gave Laserblast two and a half stars, and this three stars?


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

Always remember this episode when playing Black Jack. Should you hit, or...?


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Is it strange that I feel the grossest thing on that sandwich was the mayo?


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He can bring a watch through time, but not pants.


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Hey that Leper was Dick Miller from Gunslinger and It Conquered the World. (Also Little shop of Horrors, Gremlins 1&2, The Wasp Woman, and X: the Man with the X-ray Eyes.) That makes only two people I can think of who have hat-tricked the Mystery Science Theater.


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Yes, the time here PROBABLY matches the time 1200 years ago on another continent. That lines up, sure.


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Wait. That guy spent Seven Years in Tibet?


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Rhea - over 1 year ago

This would actually be a decent, if melodramatic, movie if they ditched the completely awful frame narrative. But then I suppose Ol' Corman realized he'd written himself into a corner at some point.


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Aileen Smithee - over 1 year ago

Ironically, during the end sketch I went down the hall and fixed myself a (100% veggie) sandwich. :p


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Ruth E Fabiano - over 1 year ago

This is another "sleeper" episode. One of my favorites.


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Daniel Lopez - over 1 year ago

*whew*...this guy is like Satan.....FROM HELL!!


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Edmund Wolfe - over 1 year ago

...Hold on.... Maybe Bobo slicing the brain up is why Brain Guy isn't THAT omnipotent, Perl!


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One of my all time favorite things about this episode is when ObServo is continuously dropping silverware. It's a direct reference to one of my favorite Marx Brothers gags from their second flick "Animal Crackers" from 1931. Harpo, however, remains mute during the gag, unlike Servo who can't help but run his mouth. (Both are endearing for those very same reasons.)


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Mark Eddleman - over 1 year ago

Out of all the movies I've seen on this show, for some reason, this is the only one I would like to own normally. The ending is like some twisted Inception and pretty awesome to me.


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"At dawn she will live AND die." What is she, Shrodinger's cat??


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

OK, this is my "Why so few laughs?" episode. Its an all time favorite of mine, one of the best episodes EVER! C'mon, people!


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

Unlike many b-movie directors, Corman knew EXACTLY what he was doing.


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Scooter Atreides - almost 2 years ago

DICK MILLER!!!


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Big McLargehuge - almost 2 years ago

18:05-18:08-ish.....Seriously, what the WHAT is this guy saying?!? I've listened to it like twenty times with no hope of comprehension! Something about a gentle jailer and then he mashes the keyboard - vocally!


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Jason Edwards - almost 2 years ago

Oh, and by the way, SLEEEEEEEEEP!


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Stephanie~ - about 2 years ago

I absolutely LOVE how they included the "YOU'RE STUCK HERE!" after Satan's laugh at the end. hahaha, so perfect.


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Mike T. Servo - over 2 years ago

god that Stay! bit near the end is so hilarious


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natoonea - over 2 years ago

Really love that end skit with Bo-Bo and the brain...


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Andy Jones - over 2 years ago

When I can watch a film while I'm asleep - that's watchable in my book. Y'know... Alpha brainwaves, Roger Corman movie, murder dismember murder murder. Trigger word. Totally watchable.


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Andy Jones - over 2 years ago

Corman's movies are eminently watchable - the kind of films my subconscious mind can be trusted with while I'm zonked out in front of the TV sometime Sunday afternoon sometime.


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o[ ]~~~ "the Acid Queen" Rose B - over 2 years ago

Every year the Digger Smolken medley is a staple on the Halloween edition of my radio show.


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

Corman's movies are bizarrely watchable. They are almost hypnotizing.