807 - Terror from the Year 5000
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FINISH your TANNING SESSION, LADY!
You're abrading my lips... you taste like mint conditioner...!
Hey Clare, why do they call this "Leech Pond"?
Now... my fish belly-white fiancé!
That's a pear-shaped body and upsettingly hairless arms!
I'd better arrange to have my hair sharpened while I'm out!
[Did you spend the night here?] NOTHING HAPPENED! And if it did, it was consensual!
Let's chip in and buy this movie a light.
Yule... log... was... booby... trapped...
We've got to storm the beaches at MoMA!
Donations in lieu of flowers should be sent to Bodacious Ta-Ta's Monthly.
They were over-working the trolling motor.
"Hey Joe, will ya turn on the TV set?" Mr. Ruby told me to watch the prison transfer.
Filmed in glorious Black &... slightly less black.
What time is it?
My magazines expect me to perform all the time!
"There's something out there!" it's trees.
Ha ha. I won. He's dead.
What happened to the day-ball?
Do you have cartoon music playing in your head too?
Now what was I saying!? I got distracted by the rocket!
The Terror from the Year 5000 turned out to be a Ford with bad brakes
I like milk!
"He would have spoiled my mission." - The cunning Angelo.
Real sensitive nurse, 'Stay away! You're unattractive!'
Are we growing hats?
Are you sure you don't need the scuba gear to look at it?
It's been ten-till-three about twelve times in this movie!
There's a malaise over there...
Just break up with him and groove on me...
Are you ready for TERRRRRRRRORRRRR????
Suddenly this movie is an excruciatingly detailed travel log.
Would you stop screaming at me Miss Blake, God.
Just rip the skull off the pig, then--Good night, Ma'am!--pop the eyeballs out and boil 'em...
"He's wearing Chanel No. 5W-30!"
"Folks, I checked the stock and Terror's on back order!"
"Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachware Fashions of Charm, Ohio!"
"He's part of The Luggage Liberation Front!"
"Oh, why don't I just lay on him? I know I want to!"
"Ah believe ah'm experiencin' Stagflation!"
"This room was decorated in Early Great Aunt."
"All these random scenes simply abut each other to form a movie!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen: THE BEATLE!"
"Oh, I can't wait to see the Mapplethorpe exhibit!"
♫ "Northwest Orient *~bum bum bum~* Airlines!" ♫
"The Shroud of Suzanne Somers!"
They look like Kraftwerk!
"Get some lead shielding on that, and hurry." Sure, I'll just run down to Lead Shielding Hut and....
"Wanted to eat fish'- not sleep with them..... meow, meow, meow, meow..."
"Forgive me, I'll drown myself for impure thoughts."
"Just got to see my vacation slides from Knotts Berry Farm again."
Now this is Terror! Do I lie?! Huh, people?!
Now slump some more, let your arms just hang down there and don't move.
My magazines expect me to perform all the time!
He himself is illegal dumping...
This guy shoulda followed his bliss and become a gym coach...
"Oh no, what are they implying here"!?
"They are implying, POOM!
Be vewy quiet, we're hunting isotopes. *Elmer Fudd laugh*
SEND. MORE. PORN.
It's oily shirts versus oily skins.
"Congratulations doctor, you've managed to turn milk into bowling trophies."
"June 5th, 1944. I was early."
"Never get off the gosh-darn boat. Absolutely, golly-darn right."
"Bob Mackie's Ku Klux Klan!"
What can I, as a simple weenie, do about it?
I'm not certain, but I just may have it goin' on!
He looks like a walking butter sculpture, don't you think?
Women equals dumb.
It's ah creature with 5000 yards rushing...
ALWAYS dive head first into an unfamiliar lake...
* We use to get anonymous phone calls *
From who ??...
Drive not ready... Abort? Retry? Fail?
But duh - add...
um, it's still 10 to three, the time machine must be leaking...
No no - only daddy touch.
The nurse is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Scallywags - hooligans - rakehells...
Well, I *am* sitting on his *hand*...
A woman, in here? Hide the comic books!
I used to love alotta
Your medulla oblongata
Everyone from this era looks like they worked for NASA.
Sorry i got a really old johnson here and the motor does not work either..
He looks like the UPS guy. But he has no package.
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
-also, dad and I are married, and the town doesn't like that...
"Oh-and your dog called and said to kill your family."
He likes to secretly dress in men's clothes...
Terror from the year 5000 turned out to be a Ford with bad brakes.
I realize now that I might have oversold the terror at the beginning and for that, I apologize!
um, terror from the year 5000 called in sick, I'm terror from the year 4543
ew, hes got tiny nipples
Not a crane shot, but an on-top-of-my-cousin's-truck shot.
The movie was filmed in glorious black and.... slightly less black.
He died as he lived. White, moist and bloated.
Oh, great, a sparrow from the year 5000 crashed into the window!
Tara awaits patiently.
"Who's Victor?" Victor Buono, my boyfriend.
Grace Kelly and Frank Sutton in "To Catch a Pyle".
He tries to figure out the angle of his flat top.
"Isn't that what you do with that..." Vacuum cleaner.
Are you sure you want to present this, movie?
He's made entirely of baby's bottoms.
I'm not Dave, I am a simple fern.
Now what's going on? Who's that other guy? Where are we going? What is this fluid under my feet? What happened to the day ball?
"Do not understand why you have not replied to my letters. You have proof that I am not insane."- Love Mom
"Man struggles to penetrate the most imposing barrier of all"- DAMES!
Why must you spew your rage?
Uh, folks, I can't see the lake.