807 - Terror from the Year 5000
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Being human isn't about killing, in cold blood, those who are helpless. Though I have in fact done that; I probably shouldn't have.
Now with Action Paunch!
I'm afraid the soufflé has fallen, gentlemen...
Stop playing with my magne-doodle!
Fight choreography by Arnold Stang!
I guess not enough people have seen his waxy abdomen...
...And I once turned a hat into a shoe!
Hans Conreid and Mike Nichols in, Altered States...!
The terror from the year 5000 turned out to be a Ford with bad brakes.
Drive not ready.......abort.....retry.....fail!!
It's one of those FLY, MONKEYS, FLY! ...monkeys.
Back then, product placement was just BOATS, JACKETS.
So...we're just watching the characters kill time until the movie starts again.
Well, that explains Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey.
She comes from the planet of highway shoulder markers...
I detect Jolly Time!
Well, there's no need to lash out!
There seems to be some sort of delay on the TERROR-- I'll just go in the back and check what the problem is...
I once translated the Iliad, now I walk around in crunchy pants.
It was simple homespun peeping!
"I'll be right out!"
Just drinking some chiggers.
Curator of the Black Lagoon!
"You've been told never to touch anything in the laboratory."
Well, I've been probing relentlessly for hours. I'm grabbing me a juice box.
I'm glad they included this, I was wondering how he was gonna get from the boat to the house.
The lumberjack competition turns ugly.
Woah, I'm on the same floor!
Huge radio back there!
Ew, I never want to see him trot again... Don't trot.
"It's not a good movie but there is plenty of off-street parking."
... drive not ready... abort... retry... fail...
"A women in here? Hide the comic books!"
She didn't take the paved path because...?
You know, one picture can say so little.
Nothing. No reaction. Don't react. Don't act.
Keys are so bulky and cumbersome.
So, now we're in London?....Tokyo?.....eh, whatever
"I see Bob has obviously told you." With his tongue.
Funkylittleshack. Funky little shack!
I'll just go in the back and see what the problem is!
"Those aren't just scratches. They're radiation burns!"
That proves he threw a radiator at me!
Grown men should NOT wear official "pajamas".
It appears to be daytime suddenly. ...oh, looks like I was mistaken.
He should have followed his bliss and become a gym coach.
I'm not in this scene.
Brain has timed out. Please try later.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MAGGOT!
(as Victor and Dr. Hedges get into a fight)
How NOT to treat your major funder.
Secretary: “That's what I mean, figure out how old things are.”
Woman = Dumb
OK, now I see, she's Martin Landau.
Of all the plot holes to fill, they choose the scuba gear plot hole.
Here's a cupon for more terror from the year 5000.
And she has an evening dress under her morning dress.
I believe I'm experiencing stagflation.
It's not a good movie but there is plenty of off street parking.
"Dr. Hedges, I presumed"
"How did you know my name?"
You're Mrs. Lady, right?
"I never pretended to be a scientist"
'Or an actor'
He's on so many illegal mailing lists, it's not funny.
He's got Margaret Thatcher's body shape.
In the year 1958, man launched the first satellite and broke the space barrier! And yet I can't get my pants back by Thursday!
What happened to the day ball?
Anyway, I'm gonna dump the ice princess, I mean, we've never had a single satisfying sexual encounter that I-wWUAAGH!
This is just downstream from the rendering plant...
Umff... you're abrading my lips... you taste like mitt conditioner...!
Here, why don't you start undressin' and I'll show you what he was doin'...
Neck Injury Theatre Presents:
The Terrible, Aching Crush I Had On My Roommate from the Year 5000!
Oh my God. Could it be?! NO! HE HAD AN EXTRA PANE OF GLASS!
"Now thayere's an interesting sample!" Now thayere's an interesting line read!
You know 1 picture can say so little! What the Hell?!?!
Makes Uerkel look like Van Damme!
Is everyone peeping in this Movie?
I want to make you Mrs. Drill Instructor!
He wears Channel no. 5W30
I love a man who smells like Vince Lombardi...
Terror better not rip me off...Man!
I'm going to kill you!...I'm not kidding!...My brother was killed by a stick...
She's all there boys! 100% scrawny spinster!
They wacked Toonces!
I get my kicks above the waist...Sunshine!
This scene was recreated from eyewitness accounts...
Have you been freebasing again?..Sir!
He's trying to figure out the angle of his flat-top.
They're leaving the movie again!
We reluctantly re-enter the plot.
"How is it?"
"First I think I'll get you some fresh water." And pour it over your slutty face.
the movie is on hold, t-minus ten minutes until plot resumption, we have a leak in the narrative and the movie could implode...
He died as he lived: White, moist and bloated.
The riveting and action packed ACCOMMODATION scene!!!!
Let's chip in and buy this movie a light, huh?
Oh, and your dog called and said to kill your family.
I better have my hair sharpened while I'm out.
Do you have cartoon music playing in your head too?
Sinus pain can feel like a SPARKLER up you NOSE!
WA-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A! (My imitation of Servo's imitation of Robert Plant / The Immigrant Song.
(Bob and the Professor walking through woods wearing radiation coats.) Oh, I wanna go home now - I'm tired and I have enough candy I think.
"Stay off the moors!" - Dudley, Roger and Mary Tyler.
Architecture by M.C.Escher!
"Ms. Blake, ever since I studied with Professor Erling, Ive been a little afraid of him.".. "He's a 50-foot cyclops."
Guy's on keyboards back there.
Furnace Repairmen from the year 5000!
So, no plot for thirty minutes then suddenly all hell breaks loose.
They whacked Toonces!
Finally! A radioactive duck to shoot at!
Now we get to watch people watching a movie? What's that all about?
He's hitting him with jump cuts!
There! That was terror!
It'll be viscous damp thinking but...
I suppose you're wondering when the Terror from the year 5000 will show up! My apologies! It IS taking rather long, but we're trying to PACE OURSELVES!
This is the kind of texture that other movies leave out.
Yeah, those movies are often called GOOD movies.
What about his luggage? How could they leave us hanging?
A rabbit is attacking me! (great Jimmy Carter joke)
So he drives a Phi Beta Kappa?
Remember, when making a movie, please use REAL actors.
"Stop spewing your rage!"
"I must storm the beaches at MOMA."
I want to make you Mrs. Drill instructor.
Not a crane shot but a "on-top-of-my-cousin's-truck" shot
My Sea Snail!
Unrecoverable disk error. Data may be lost.
Jimmy Carter has disco fever!
Alan Parsons works on his greatest album...
"Look at the TV!" It's the special letterbox version of static!
He looks like an excommunicated Beach Boy.
"Now that we know they can read and write, why, soon we'll be talking to them!" Exchanging 'Magic: The Gathering' cards!
"Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any new region?" Genocide? Slavery? Diseased blanket spreading?
Hey Clare, why do they call this "Leech Pond"?
Now... my fish belly-white fiancé!
That's a pear-shaped body and upsettingly hairless arms!
I'd better arrange to have my hair sharpened while I'm out!
[Did you spend the night here?] NOTHING HAPPENED! And if it did, it was consensual!
Let's chip in and buy this movie a light.
Donations in lieu of flowers should be sent to Bodacious Ta-Ta's Monthly.
They were over-working the trolling motor.
"Hey Joe, will ya turn on the TV set?" Mr. Ruby told me to watch the prison transfer.
Filmed in glorious Black &... slightly less black.
What time is it?
My magazines expect me to perform all the time!
"There's something out there!" it's trees.
Ha ha. I won. He's dead.
What happened to the day-ball?
Do you have cartoon music playing in your head too?
Now what was I saying!? I got distracted by the rocket!
The Terror from the Year 5000 turned out to be a Ford with bad brakes
I like milk!
"He would have spoiled my mission." - The cunning Angelo.
Real sensitive nurse, 'Stay away! You're unattractive!'
Are we growing hats?
Are you sure you don't need the scuba gear to look at it?
It's been ten-till-three about twelve times in this movie!
There's a malaise over there...
Just break up with him and groove on me...
Are you ready for TERRRRRRRRORRRRR????
Suddenly this movie is an excruciatingly detailed travel log.
Would you stop screaming at me Miss Blake, God.
Just rip the skull off the pig, then--Good night, Ma'am!--pop the eyeballs out and boil 'em...
"He's wearing Chanel No. 5W-30!"
"Folks, I checked the stock and Terror's on back order!"
"Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachware Fashions of Charm, Ohio!"
"He's part of The Luggage Liberation Front!"
"Oh, why don't I just lay on him? I know I want to!"
"Ah believe ah'm experiencin' Stagflation!"
"This room was decorated in Early Great Aunt."
"All these random scenes simply abut each other to form a movie!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen: THE BEATLE!"
"Oh, I can't wait to see the Mapplethorpe exhibit!"
♫ "Northwest Orient *~bum bum bum~* Airlines!" ♫
"The Shroud of Suzanne Somers!"
They look like Kraftwerk!
"Get some lead shielding on that, and hurry." Sure, I'll just run down to Lead Shielding Hut and....
"Wanted to eat fish'- not sleep with them..... meow, meow, meow, meow..."
"Forgive me, I'll drown myself for impure thoughts."
"Just got to see my vacation slides from Knotts Berry Farm again."
Now this is Terror! Do I lie?! Huh, people?!
Now slump some more, let your arms just hang down there and don't move.
My magazines expect me to perform all the time!
"Oh no, what are they implying here"!?
"They are implying, POOM!
Be vewy quiet, we're hunting isotopes. *Elmer Fudd laugh*
SEND. MORE. PORN.
It's oily shirts versus oily skins.
"Congratulations doctor, you've managed to turn milk into bowling trophies."
"June 5th, 1944. I was early."
"Never get off the gosh-darn boat. Absolutely, golly-darn right."
"Bob Mackie's Ku Klux Klan!"
What can I, as a simple weenie, do about it?
I'm not certain, but I just may have it goin' on!
He looks like a walking butter sculpture, don't you think?
Women equals dumb.
It's ah creature with 5000 yards rushing...
ALWAYS dive head first into an unfamiliar lake...
* We use to get anonymous phone calls *
From who ??...
Drive not ready... Abort? Retry? Fail?
But duh - add...
um, it's still 10 to three, the time machine must be leaking...
No no - only daddy touch.
The nurse is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Scallywags - hooligans - rakehells...
Well, I *am* sitting on his *hand*...
A woman, in here? Hide the comic books!
I used to love alotta
Your medulla oblongata
Everyone from this era looks like they worked for NASA.
Sorry i got a really old johnson here and the motor does not work either..
He looks like the UPS guy. But he has no package.
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
-also, dad and I are married, and the town doesn't like that...
"Oh-and your dog called and said to kill your family."
He likes to secretly dress in men's clothes...
Terror from the year 5000 turned out to be a Ford with bad brakes.
I realize now that I might have oversold the terror at the beginning and for that, I apologize!
um, terror from the year 5000 called in sick, I'm terror from the year 4543
ew, hes got tiny nipples
Not a crane shot, but an on-top-of-my-cousin's-truck shot.
The movie was filmed in glorious black and.... slightly less black.
He died as he lived. White, moist and bloated.
Oh, great, a sparrow from the year 5000 crashed into the window!
Tara awaits patiently.
"Who's Victor?" Victor Buono, my boyfriend.
Grace Kelly and Frank Sutton in "To Catch a Pyle".
He tries to figure out the angle of his flat top.
"Isn't that what you do with that..." Vacuum cleaner.
Are you sure you want to present this, movie?
He's made entirely of baby's bottoms.
I'm not Dave, I am a simple fern.
Now what's going on? Who's that other guy? Where are we going? What is this fluid under my feet? What happened to the day ball?
"Do not understand why you have not replied to my letters. You have proof that I am not insane."- Love Mom
"Man struggles to penetrate the most imposing barrier of all"- DAMES!
Why must you spew your rage?
Uh, folks, I can't see the lake.