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808 - The She-Creature
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“Doctor, have I ever been alone in this room?” Not while I was here.
-”That looks like Dr. Lombardi.”
-”That is Dr. Lombardi.”
-And that sounds like King’s bark.
I think I mighta killed some people, and I'm feeling a little bad about it.
A little kid pooped in the ocean. They had to close the whole thing.
"-Who's the reigning monarch?"
"-James Stuart."
-Now wait a second! You're crazy, and you're driving me crazy too!
-See his lecture series, let a smile be your calling card.
-Author, lecturer, coreographer.
"He did what I told him without a single word!" - That's because he's a DOG!
"Now, you can hear everything I say." - Yes, I am beer Evelyn ping you day.
They tried to light it, but this movie is like a super absorbent black hole.
"I shall touch you, and soon you will be asleep." -So... Like every night.
Ohhh, if I ever wanted to put a movie into a stump grinder, this is the one!
Gee, I'm supposed to do a kid's birthday party around here somewhere...
-Hey, he's moving! Look at that!
-Yeah, this scene was actually blocked!
Ahh, who am I trying to kid -- I'm not a she-creature, I'm a she-LOSER!
-Lombardi's act just keeps on giving, doesn't it?
-Yeah, he's the James Brown of hypnosis!
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Every male in this movie, without exception, comes across as a sleazy serial killer in the making.* Was that deliberate, Movie Makers? Was it not enough to make a movie that's essentially free advertising for necrophilia? No, you had to recruit all your "actors" from the back rows of adult movie theaters, too. [reaches through time and space and groin-punches all "creators" involved]
*Okay, not quite. King the Dog seems like a decent sort. If I saw him coming towards me on the street I probably wouldn't reach for the mace.
if I could just throw up I'd feel better
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Federal Witness Seduction Program? Where do I sign up!?
I'll be darned if that isn't Prince Charles
Kept looking for a Building Code Under Fire in this one but didn't see it.
There was a nice New Petitions Against Tax in there though.
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Nothing is more terrifying than the fact that this movie got re-made.
This past Valentine’s Day, to save a little cash, instead of one of those pricey Vermont Teddy Bear’s I got my girlfriend a Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi Doll. Long story short, I’m available girls!
I love it when Tom won't stop making fish puns at the beginning. I mean, I hate puns, but he's just enjoying himself so much. ^,,,^
"I'm trapped in this force field..."
I didn't know Perl was a mime too... she truly IS evil!
24:47, HOW on earth, does that guys' tie fly OFF ?
Yum - pin Yim - many Sven...
No plot, bad script, lame acting, and the best riffs. The epitome of MST3K! I showed this to a friend. It's like when Tim Busfield finally saw the ball players in Field of Dreams. He no longer thinks I'm crazy for loving MST3K.
No plot, bad script, lame acting, and the best riffs. The epitome of MST3K! I showed this to a friend. It's like when Tim Busfield finally saw the ball players in Field of Dreams. He no longer thinks I'm crazy for loving MST3K.
"Well I can certainly see how ... SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!"
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"Hey Steve, Mr Nelson wants a Number 7."
"Oh, yeah that should...hey, what's a Number 7?"
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The Nanites are the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
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When it said "Produced by Alex Gordon" against the backdrop of the ocean, I immediately thought of the Gordon's Fisherman. Is that bad?
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Y'know, now that I think of it, every sci-fi story I can think of with a Destroyer Of Worlds in it, the Destroyer Of Worlds is always this psychotic, evil, scheming genius. The host segment "story arc" here gives me an idea: how about a sci-fi story in which the Destroyer Of Worlds is this bumbling, mistake-prone, average bonehead astronaut who destroys worlds by accident, but ends up getting a reputation for being an evil, scheming, psychotic genius Destroyer Of Worlds, and it's discovered he's just a bumbling, mistake-prone bonehead astronaut -- and hilarity ensues.
Any properly-trained narrative writers out there...?
"Yeah, and I made him sticky so he's even more fun!"
Crow's delivery in the Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi skit is what really makes it.
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi may be the creepiest thing in the history of ever.
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"Who's little diaper needs a good little change? It's Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi"
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I watched this movie three times and I still have no idea what's going on.