808 - The She-Creature
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Go cream some fish, ya square head!
"Concern? Passion? Hunger? What, Lance?"
"You're like my fish locator! You're like my global positioning system!"
"Dave Berg: Scientist."
"Cracking good toast this morning, eh wot?"
"Mandrake The Moron."
"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"
"Put your leg down. You forgot to wear a slip!"
"Try the Pronto Pups™, by the way!"
"Why doncha' kiss 'im instead a' talking 'im ta' death!"
"Damn. I left the woman plugged in."
I'm making Hellraiser.
“Doctor, have I ever been alone in this room?” Not while I was here.
‘With- no- food- gerbils… die.’
How long has she had this protrusion?
-”That looks like Dr. Lombardi.”
-”That is Dr. Lombardi.”
-And that sounds like King’s bark.
I think I've made my point.
Mayhem I can put up with; it’s the damn dust! I…
Meanwhile on a nearby wedding cake...
Ill retain my football shaped head.
They killed Savage Pier!
See him perform live with his band Funkosaurus!
Look! My mouse melted.
INS. Are you harboring unfunny Swedes?
"Now he sits and waits." So do we! (Booo!)
"Hey, here's something." Of course you can say that about anything.
I think I mighta killed some people, and I'm feeling a little bad about it.
A little kid pooped in the ocean. They had to close the whole thing.
His kissing booth isn't doing very well.
Hmmm, Howard the Duck was here.
The Fleet Street line of beachwear.
Is this the Mr. Kite everyone's always doing stuff for the benefit of?
Gidget meets Magritte.
I didn't mean I hate you in a bad way.
Wow, it's the Federal Witness Seduction program.
By the way do you know why we love each other? I don't...
Take it easy, this is from Men's Warehouse!
Ever trim your ferns?
"Where do I fit in?" -You don't, I bought you out already.
She should get the Purple Heart for doing this role.
Inspired by Balki.
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi!
And he ducks out of the screen. Goodbye!
Look into my oily T-Zone!
Space is warped and time is bendable.
"-Who's the reigning monarch?"
-Now wait a second! You're crazy, and you're driving me crazy too!
"Look at me, Andrea!" Ha, that's amazing!
-See his lecture series, let a smile be your calling card.
-Author, lecturer, coreographer.
You're a woman so you deserve no answer to your question.
"He did what I told him without a single word!" - That's because he's a DOG!
Starts kinda slow and then fizzles out all together.
"Now, you can hear everything I say." - Yes, I am beer Evelyn ping you day.
With no food gerbils die...
Would you like a C cup or a D cup of coffee ?...
...and to oiled jock - strap wrestling...
It's Helen Kellers' room...
The Rupaul story...
This guy leaves grease stains in the air!
You're gonna hang for this King
They tried to light it, but this movie is like a super absorbent black hole.
Yes King, I will kill him.
"I shall touch you, and soon you will be asleep." -So... Like every night.
What's that? Grandpa Lombardi fell down a well?
"...And I, Dr. Woof-Woof Lombardi!"
Ohhh, if I ever wanted to put a movie into a stump grinder, this is the one!
He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back!
I'm sorry I touched you, but you don't have to become a nun!
His emotional memory is the previous scene!
Looks like my grandma framed this shot -- plenty of wall...
They should do a jump ball for her soul!
Jeez, I lost my doves, too -- what next?
Gee, I'm supposed to do a kid's birthday party around here somewhere...
-Hey, he's moving! Look at that!
-Yeah, this scene was actually blocked!
Viewers are invited to finish this scene themselves!
Look deep into my eye bags!
He has the raw sex appeal of Caspar Weinberger!
Is he attempting a docking procedure here?
It's Carlo "Kato Lombardi" Kaelin!
Ahh, who am I trying to kid -- I'm not a she-creature, I'm a she-LOSER!
All this for a half-price beer...!
So, she's a SCUBA-diving lesbian...!
-Lombardi's act just keeps on giving, doesn't it?
-Yeah, he's the James Brown of hypnosis!
I saw Leo Kottke once, it was a bit more exciting.
Y'know, I would actually welcome a drum solo at this point.
Uh, Lombardi, ya got me parked in out there!
Big pans of sloppy sleep!
Please dont spend another Christmas passed out on the couch
Ow. My elbow.
Sometimes I just trail off... I don't uh...
Death by Murphy bed
So she's a scuba-diving lesbian?
Samuel Z. Wienerhead!
By the way, do you know why we love each other? I don't . . .
Hey, I'm a scientist!
You're gonna hang for this, King...
You must admit this would be impossible to fake!
Man this is scary. I'm not going to get any SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
I washed him earlier with my mind