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809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf
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"I used to have a foreman like that. Everytime I assembled a motor my way he beefed." Ewww!
"-You see his face? I mean before?
-I'll never forget it."
Until the hearing.
"The results of the case of Mrs Banks indicate that" I have made her into a werechicken
"Don't eat it raw, like you did with the hamburger last week!" That's all the foreshadowing we can afford.
"No no no no-- wait! Let's sniff butts and talk about this!"
"Well, he shouldn'ta' worn his Beef Bouillon After-Bath Splash!"
"Gimme' back my pig's ear, ya' jerk!"
"They couldn't shoot at night, because the night belongs to Michelob™."
"I thought the night belonged to lovers."
"Well, it did, but it was bought out by Michelob™."
Cornsarnit! Dadgummit! Son of a biscuit! Dagnabbit! H-E-double-toothpicks! Great Caesar's ghost!
The bells bells bells bells bells bells bells the tintinnabulation of the bells!
"Well at least they'll see him this way now." Riddled with our panicky bullets.
I trust you implicitly, doctor. Nothing bad has happened to me under your care.
"I'm okay. I don't need a ride." What was I thinking! It's like forty-seven miles!
Okay, a little old lady got mutilated late last night. You kids know anything about it?
Betcha anything when he get's chased his heel breaks and his skirt is too short to run in...
"Hi, did you fail too?" "Yeah, we searched Hooters, Dejavu, Buns and Roses, and Fatburger, no luck."
"any canine they'd see with sharp white teeth, and glittering eyes was called a werewolf" even fish
Does walking through it make you want to kill yourself? Then it's a high school!
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That Doom door sound effect.
Is this the only episode without a Wizard of Oz reference? This may be the one (and only) without "How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow", or, "Poppies!" Don't get me wrong, I love Wizard of Oz. Just noticed this had no such riffs.
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After watching this you don't pepper in God's lo mein
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0:45:33- Hey, Tom's arms work!
...Insufficiently to control a fully-automatic machine pistol.
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Disrespectful, sociopath, milk throwing bully gets some harmful injections and is then cut down in a hail of gunfire…yeah, ok, I’m good with that.
I just found out that this movie originally played as a double bill with Invasion Of the Saucer Men, which was later re-made by Larry Buchanan as (dun-dun-DUNNN) Attack Of the The Eye Creatures.
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Okay, this is at least the third episode with a newspaper with and article reading Building Code Under Fire. Does all of Hollywood subscribe to the same fake newspaper?
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What? This one's still gone? Man, I'm not actually going to do anything about it but I will sit here in my little comment box and whine about it being missing!
I Was A Teenage Werewolf who was going to watch this, but it's still gone.
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Hey! That's the same depressing single dad from High School Big Shot!
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My mom apparently saw this movie when it first came out. She's a big Michael Landon fan.
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So when did Hollywood decide that werewolves should look like actual wolves instead of monkey/pig things?
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you know some of these movies are so bad i can't watch them without the riffs. this however is actually quite cool. so cool in fact it was so cool the cramps wrote a song about it