809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf
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he used to light his beefs---he used to sit on my head and beef
She lives on the corner of enable and codependent
Mom got her hair styled like Aaron Burr.
"I used to have a foreman like that. Everytime I assembled a motor my way he beefed." Ewww!
J. Edgar Hoover: Grief Counselor
We are now entering a genital-free zone!
They smell refer, Tide and mildew down there!
He may urinate submissively, I must warn you!
Make him talk, you little werewolf loving tart.
A werewolf like that he keeled your brother.
"I like him a lot!"
"-You see his face? I mean before?
-I'll never forget it."
Until the hearing.
-Jeez, I told you to fan out!
I forgot my glasses.
... just see if my underpants are cold yet.
"You holding me on any charge?" Second degree milk hurling.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a man is a meal.
"The results of the case of Mrs Banks indicate that" I have made her into a werechicken
Looks like it's curtains for her!
When clowns mate.
You know, my dog told me something fascinating today.
What's he playing, Vulcan Solitaire?
"Don't eat it raw, like you did with the hamburger last week!" That's all the foreshadowing we can afford.
Son, your blow-comb is grounded.
-Hey, it's Depressing Dad.
-Haven't killed myself yet, son.
John Carradine has major booty compared to Michael Landon.
It contained bovine growth hormons and it turned him into a giant cow.
This is for your bed-wetting movie!
"No no no no-- wait! Let's sniff butts and talk about this!"
"Well, he shouldn'ta' worn his Beef Bouillon After-Bath Splash!"
"Gimme' back my pig's ear, ya' jerk!"
"They couldn't shoot at night, because the night belongs to Michelob™."
"I thought the night belonged to lovers."
"Well, it did, but it was bought out by Michelob™."
"Wow! State College! Then on to Refrigeration School!"
"Could you and I ever be more than spinster and lycanthrope?"
"Can't believe Merlin Olsen got that flower gig!"
"Doctor, you're out of Redbooks in the waiting room!"
"Art Blakey and his Jazz Messengers are after me! Help me!"
"Mom's inside, lickin' Metamucil™ off Dad..."
"Class President: 1 & 2; Photo Club: 2; Werewolf: 3 & 4."
"Fae, make sure his hair is perfect!"
London Calling yes I was there too!!!
Cornsarnit! Dadgummit! Son of a biscuit! Dagnabbit! H-E-double-toothpicks! Great Caesar's ghost!
The bells bells bells bells bells bells bells the tintinnabulation of the bells!
"Donovan, yeah." I'm just mad about saffron, right.
Does the wolf have rice cakes in his shoes?
"Cool he's got the KEITH RICHARDS signature syringe!!"
"I was a Teenage Werewolf Snack."
"I gotta go..." ..... "My very abusive boyfriend is here!!"
"I smeared dad with MASCARPONE last night."
"New Sport: Freshman Tossing!!"
"Well at least they'll see him this way now." Riddled with our panicky bullets.
I trust you implicitly, doctor. Nothing bad has happened to me under your care.
What a beautiful, gray spring day.
Meanwhile at Dad Noir's house.
1943. An ewok makes it behind German lines.
The werewolf is an herbivore. Luckily, this guy's name is Herb.
"Alright, we'll move in stagger fashion." 'Cause we're drunk.
My, my, I was a very RUDE teenage werewolf.
Ow! I'm doing it again! What the hell is wrong with me!
Boy, Dennis the Menace's later years didn't go very well.
The medical definition of this is: Spaz Attack.
"I'm okay. I don't need a ride." What was I thinking! It's like forty-seven miles!
So this guy's shortcut is through the Carpathian Mountains?
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! We have a victim!
May I cut in and kill one of you?
Mike, I'm gonna ask you to kill me now. Mike, please kill me.
What am I gonna put on my Cocoa Puffs!
This message brought to you by the Despair Council.
Off to my job at DismalCo.
Take the droppings life offers you.
Okay, a little old lady got mutilated late last night. You kids know anything about it?
This is *not* part of the Highway to Heaven.
I'm going to cultivate you to a uniform two inch depth!
Filmed on Joan Collin's bedsheets.
Don't do anything. Dogs can sense bad acting!
Get in your pet taxi.
"Fangs?" You're welcome.
Oh my falsies!
Please don't sniff dad's crotch, ok?
Free pimple cream sample! Yay!
"I'm being attacked by a Berenstain Bear!"
The blood of my victims cleanses the earth...
~Boy... You'll be a werewolf soon...~
Human being or catcher's mitt? You decide!
Betcha anything when he get's chased his heel breaks and his skirt is too short to run in...
I thought it was alright if I picked a little fight, Bonanza.
And now the dance team of Sissy and Sissy.
"Hi, did you fail too?" "Yeah, we searched Hooters, Dejavu, Buns and Roses, and Fatburger, no luck."
He's devolved too much! He enjoys Adam Sandler movies!
I thought it was alright if I picked a little fight... Bonanza?
Careful, he's packing Half-and-Half!
"I get a certain feeling I have to --" throw dairy products.
I was a teenage werewolf until that summer of passion, when I became a man!
It looks like Paddington on a bender ...
Sir, ..... I gotta get back and transfer Oswald ...
Lighting fires & masturbating ...
She lives on the corner of Enable & Co - Dependent ...
Oh and seal off the entire town under a giant plexiglass dome thanks.
Oh! He's Johnny Depping!
Thanks a lot, you knobs!
If only they'd provided milk to throw.
Ooh! Right in the Little Joe!
15 teenagers savagely tore apart one of their peers today...
They're listening to "Kind of White".
Jabba the Husband
Sock-Hop of the Damned...
Crack a window so you don't die.
Mother, get the bat...
So he was gummed to death by a pack of baby minks.
"the deepest secrets of creation" like, How do they make frogs?
"any canine they'd see with sharp white teeth, and glittering eyes was called a werewolf" even fish
thats all the foreshadowing we can aford now.
I nary to know the distinction betwixct shynola and that other stuff
Does walking through it make you want to kill yourself? Then it's a high school!
but doctor I found a letter jacket in my stool this morning!
Do his weremom and weredad know his wereabouts?
who's your daddy?