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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion
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"Tonight, on a very special Waltons, Mary-Ellen runs around in her underwear!"
Remember, don't put your spider in the microwave if you wrap it in tin-foil.
[I wonder why she hung up on me] Maybe your bodily funk travels over the phone line!
I'm fine! I'm fine, Mike! I've had french roast, Vivarin, diet pills, uh uh, Mountain Dew, Jolt, Water Joes, Su-su-su-surge! Uh, chocolate covered espresso beans, M&Ms and I'm listening to Nitzer Ebb!! And and and I'm fine Mike! Really, I'm fine!
Ya know when Barbara Hale won her Oscar for this, she made a touching speech where she said, in effect, "VaaAAaaAAaaAAaaNCE !"
Uh, Mr Rebane? You really can't see anything. Just shut up and keep shooting Mr NYU Film pants!
Toke. Bra snap. Toke. Grope. Petting. Bra snap. Bra snap. Spitball.
"I've gotta keep up my strength." "What for?" Tearin' food stamps is hard.
"Yer so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from rice crispies" Crow: snap, crackle, poop
The only way I can tell you're alive is when you flush the toilet ! Like they have a toilet.
It's The Lions Club medium-rare chicken booth. Free range and beer fed. Basted with sun-brewed mayonnaise.
"Diamonds are supposed to cut glass." Too bad their windows are made out of cellophane and duct tape.
"Iiiiii ... injected paralyzing toxin into the Sherrrriifff ... but I DID not inject paralyzing toxin into the DEPuuuTeeee ..."
If you see only 10,000 movies this year make sure this ISN'T one of them.
Mork of Orc was brought to St. Mary's hospital but pronounced dead on arrival.
"Frankly speaking, Doctor..." - I wanna see that pantsuit hit the floor!
Audiences won't soon forget when the thing we didn't know what it was, was put in a helicopter by the guy we didn't know!
Oh, I hate it when a movie kills off a beloved character...this is great though!
Ya know, they're poor only in money... and spirit, and dignity, and moral fiber, and hygiene.
"Let's say they fell out of the sky." Ha ha, well met, my friend! This battle of wits is over.
Mike, if I should slip into a coma during this movie, please, PLEASE do not take ANY extraordinary measures to revive me.
does it matter that the spider ate him with it's butt? nah, it seems suitable for this guy.
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Believe it or not, the guy that owns the farm is even more disgusting in the full version of the movie.
Cousin Bill-eh.
Ron Jeremy: Astronomer.
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This is one of my favorite episodes. The hilarity when you find it out wasn't finished being written when they started filming, and suddenly everything makes sense.
I love the giant spiders. They look more like giant plush fair prizes than scary alien monsters.
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What writer, director, stage hand, film critic, best boy, viewer or anyone else for that matter thinks that there needs to be a scene about a back brace? What does that add to the film?
Back brace guy is also leader of the angry mob in the flashback dream in Touch of Satan.
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Seems like some of the cast members from Gilligan's Island were cast into some really bad movies - the Professor, Mr. Howell, Ginger and especially the Skipper!
00:49:23- Obviously fake spider, suspended on easily-visible rope.
I have NEVER seen so many old Ramblers and AMC autos in one film.
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For Wisconsan - seems to be a LOT of "Southern Accents"
I love how Mike distracts the 'bot doppelgangers (sorry, not gonna bother with umlauts) in the final segment.
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U.S. OUT OF NORTH AMERICA!! AND PACKERS!!!
I love how the skipper refers to a pair of rocks as "Gizmos".
"How can you have a guest-star in a movie?" I've often wondered the same thing.
Beer. Fireworks, cheese, and BEER!
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Hmmm thinking Dr vance was the head of the Ajax company in The Wild Wild World of Batwomen?
Cow tipping gone horribly wrong!
PACKERS!!!
Gypsy's Lullaby. 'Nuff said.
I just noticed the banjo that plays as back brace guy chases his 16-year-old sister-in-law around the kitchen table. It's the best. (about minute 15)
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I love Tom's spirit!! MRxL! Woooo!
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39:30, Crow is on one !
According to his Wikipedia page, Bill Rebane, the director of this awful movie, is the "the producer, director, writer, and cinematographer on 12 independent feature films, all of which have enjoyed successful international theatrical release." He clearly edited the page himself.
I will never hear the name Vance normally again.
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Am I the only one surprised not one Ron Jeremy reference was made regarding Dr Vance?