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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror
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"All I know is that you're talking crazy" -And I'm the Posture Prince.
we would like to thank Mrs. Taylors 4th grade class for transcribing our secret clone notes!
"I'm going to have to report this." "To who?" "I'm going to have to report that too." Uh oh, this is startin' to stack up.
"I want you to start at 100, and count backwards." Oh man, I should've studied.
"Would you like to share a quarter can of watery Old Mil with me?"
So they took the blood out of his right arm and put it in his left arm.
Uh... Sir, does he have to be nude for a simple hang nail operation?
Frozen bodies, do you have anything you'd like to share with the class?
Um, guys...this is supposed to be the fifty-yard dash! Oh, never mind.
Tonight on Biography the story of Julius Caesar. Tomorrow night, funny man Charlie Callas.
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Oh my god. Mike speaking Spanish in a tiny silver crop top. I think I had a dirty dream exactly like this once.
Considering their lessons cover broad topics in about three minutes, you'd think they'd have covered more than ten by the time they turn thirty.
I sure don't appriciate the network logo on Crow's back-
...another reason I stay away from TV
47:07 Is that a reference to 1984? It's been so long since I read the book.
The Island was based on THIS ! ? ! ? No wonder it was a 16 Mega-ton Fart Bomb at the box office!
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I would definitely watch a children's show that is anything like the one Crow and Servo made up.
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Good thing for our hero that the establishment neglected to employ even the simplest of intruder/escape deterrents at their compound, such as oh, say, couple of rolls of barbed wire, or even maybe spring for electrified fencing. At least they had that "no trespassing" sign.
Love This! One Of the best MST3ks ever!
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Maybe I'm alone in this, but I feel sorry for these kids. They find out they're in this terrible place, and what's going to happen to them... I can't imagine experiencing that. I wind up getting sucked into the story and not enjoying the riffs as much as I should.
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Where's all the 'Mission Impossible' references? When The Film Crew did 'Killers from Space' they did one every other time Peter Graves was on screen.
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At first it seemed strange that they would come up with these omnipotent "Space Children" after having given us largely the same thing with the Observers, but when I remember how many times the original Star Trek broached the same idea the redundancy suddenly feels like a shrewd bit of parody.
I don't remember this movie but I do remember the space children.
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One thing I'm still confused on: Why do the old people explode??
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-"That's incredible!"
-"Difficult to believe, more like."
Someone get this writer a dictionary.
Peter Graves is the gift that keeps on giving.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh, my goodness. The Spanish language segment with tight spangled outfits? DYING.
"Mike's mustache to world: I hate you and I'm cutting myself off from all human contact."
I keep expecting Knight to ask his brother if he has ever seen a grown man naked.
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You know, I could've gone my entire life without seeing Mike the Pasty Boy Wonder in a crop top. That one is gonna haunt me.
I KNEW I'd seen the Island before! It's only taken me 10yrs to figure that out....
Yes, the movie that got ripped off by "The Island"