812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
emancipate yourself from mental slavery
That cop's report has to be signed by his mother.
"You know what I'm looking at right now? That EXIT sign."
"Oh, hi Reride."
"And now over to Harold to see what he thinks. And now. . . Harold."
They turned 'The Leech Woman' into a musical!
You're not funny!
You're not a woman!
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Glenn Close Experience!
Ah, a cross-dressing British police inspector stripper arrives.
The Budget Zombie!
Centrum Silver is what you need, come on ka-blink blonk blork!
~Bling blag anubee dof, doo daggy do, flingy wadda do do! Bab bab fakoob!~
"Here today, gone tomorrow." - Schick outta Shape, you know.
Now, wasn't there at one point a fortune teller who killed a doughy middle manager guy, or am I thinking of a different movie?
So Ray Dennis Steckler just filmed an open stage night and made it half his movie.
This whole movie has an oily t-zone.
She's got a pet tick.
Does that gal in the middle know she forgot her dress?
Crackle mourns the death of Pop.
Your face hurts us Jerry and we came together to tell you that.
Come on hair, let's go home!
She's a Q-Tip!
Nothing runs like a Bulgarian car.
And now over to Harold to see what he thinks and now, Harold.
Lets hear it for Hank and Larry!
Need a new atlas? Come to Atlas King where maps rule!
(Girls scream) We're fully dressed! What r u doing in here!? ~Tom
(After the "Shick out of Shape" song, as the music of the next song that comes on): Gillette! The best a man can get! ~Mike
TAKE A RIGHT! GOOD THANKS
"Schick out of shape"?!
You weel have a beeg house, *ptuh*, and dare is dee sweeming pool.
"The world is my college." He is taking it pass/fail.
Saves her washer-woman pay to go to strip shows.
"Put him in the nice room with all the other FEELTHY PEEGS!"
"She's a senior with sass!"
"She's singing into a Lady Remington!"
"Astrology." - Magazine about the Jetson's dog.
This is what I dreamed when I took Sudafed and NyQuil together once.
♫ Legalize it! ♫
Pay no attention to the woman behind the mole.
Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Pee Wee Herman.
Sabrina, the Octogenarian witch!
He's gotta be gay, he's showing concern.
You and your stupid ovaries.
"That car goes from zero to fifty in about a minute."
"Here you are folks, the biggest bargain to hit the Midway. They'll thrill you, he'll kill you, you'll even ask for more. 20 beautiful girls..." -
SERVO:"Children of all ages will enjoy our exotic dancers!!"
"I'm so upset I might binge on a saltine"
"I see a killing spree in their future..."
"Waiter the revolving restaurants going to fast .. .. .. "
It's the Mobius strip of music-- it leads nowhere and comes from nowhere.
Astrology: a magazine about the Jetsons' dog.
That face is the result of slash-and-burn shaving.
Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.
He doesn't know how many dishes I have stacked up, poor dope.
I see that FEEELTHY PEEEG futures are up.
-Why would you hire this guy? -Well I guess that's just the difference between me and you, Mike. -....That you hire deformed psychopaths and I don't? -Exactly.
my anaconda... don't want none unless you got buns hun
The storage lockers of Dr. Caligari.
First blade lifts~ The second one cuts~ You get your Schick outta Shape~!
"Help..." I need somebody! "Help..." Not just anybody! "Help!" You know I need someone!
I think what she's trying to say is, SLEEEEEEEEP!!
The 4 year olds who snuck in with fake IDs have to be feeling profoundly ripped off right about now
How bout a little catch, start running Casper
You couldn't buy enough booze to make me go for you, but could you try?
Please know you can talk to my ears anytime.
"Man, the Miss America Pageant got weird during the 60s."
"Sorry, I thought it'd be funny, now I'm just ashamed. I'll go..."
"Hey, Miles Davis! Turn around!"
"Grandma always gets drunk and sings at weddings."
"Madison, don't forget your puffer, and your knee brace, and your earplugs, and your eyedrops!"
"Neil Young is attacking!"
"Hi, everybody! I'm Dennis James!"
Somewhere a purse hits a floor.
No one has ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.
Ah, good old fashioned nightmare fuel.
I got a message from your roommate. He says aptagpaptapgpaptapgfa.
Thrill as he looks for the men's room!
She's the hardest-working dental hygienest in showbiz!
Oh God, the centrifugal force! Mommy! MOMMY!
I take Visa, Mastercard, and dead rats.
Children of all ages will enjoy our exotic dancers!
Outtakes from the Manson Family Christmas!
...And he misses the ocean.
Those rebels! Why, there're going to park in a 90-minutes zone and at a slight angle!
I'm so upset, I'll binge on a saltine!
If you lived here, you'd be depressed by now.
Xanadu, stately home of Charles... Whitman.
Madison is Madison.
Ah, inspector Madison, thank God you're here!
Is this Confuse-a-Cat?
All this pageantry can't hide the fact, that there's no stripping.
Oh, they turned "Leech Woman" into a musical.
I didn't know Edison wrote and recorded his own folk songs.
Later in Rome.
I've been asked to explain the iron and steel joke.
You will be Nicolas Cage!
A dimension not of sight or sound, but crap.
You know, Noam Chomsky should pick better warm-up acts.
"We have girls, girls and girls!" And a hamster.
This is a hijack. We are taking this coaster to Cuba.
Please let us off! We've been on this since 9:30 this morning!
Oh dear, he should not frolic.
Cinematography by Zapruder.
It's a picture of Bob Dole's inner child.
Will work for SALVE..........
This is the show where the Hells Angels beat - up ah lot of people
He came over specifically to pee in the pool!
They're the Blue Angels of dancing; hair-trigger precision.
Yeah, one wrong move and they all crash.
"YOU FEEELTHY PIIIG!"
I think of a different kind of scat when I hear her sing.
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hon.
The camera pulls back as if to say "Sorry about this everyone, it's my fault. Sorry"
Never let your book club be back-up dancers.
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement" This is Hermey the Misfit Elf!
Goofus and Gallant the movie.
Ross Perot's Comedia de'll Arte.
The Shroud of David Schwimmer.
Yes, yes, come into the voting booth, mu-ha-ha-ha!
did you guys just see that, or did I imagine it???
come hear Libby Quinn play the organ with her feet.
Ortega's taco shells are made from people!
hi everyone lets pitch in 'n get cracking here in Lousiana doing right, eh? Now then, hateful rich overbearing ugly guys hurt royaly everytime someone eats a radish, carrot, hoursderve, and never does dishes, eventually, Victor eats lunch over Peoria mit ein neuesberger Tod.
Well, let me take your last known photo...
"Whadoyouthinkwecameherefortoweet?" You talk funny you Feeelthy Peeeg!
Those people don't know you can GETCHA TICKETS HERE!!!
Ride the terrifying gazebo.
"He's not a natural pole dancer is he?"
"Mom's not on till 9..."
Guess the gender and win a free cocktail.
She's tapped into the rebellious spirit of data entry people everywhere.
Even the normally sharp Ortega seems confused.
I drink but I don't inhale.