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812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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~Bling blag anubee dof, doo daggy do, flingy wadda do do! Bab bab fakoob!~
Now, wasn't there at one point a fortune teller who killed a doughy middle manager guy, or am I thinking of a different movie?
So Ray Dennis Steckler just filmed an open stage night and made it half his movie.
(Girls scream) We're fully dressed! What r u doing in here!? ~Tom
(After the "Shick out of Shape" song, as the music of the next song that comes on): Gillette! The best a man can get! ~Mike
This is what I dreamed when I took Sudafed and NyQuil together once.
"Here you are folks, the biggest bargain to hit the Midway. They'll thrill you, he'll kill you, you'll even ask for more. 20 beautiful girls..." -
SERVO:"Children of all ages will enjoy our exotic dancers!!"
Sound, a-are you getting this? Uh well, we'll move on, we gotta lot of other lines.
-Why would you hire this guy? -Well I guess that's just the difference between me and you, Mike. -....That you hire deformed psychopaths and I don't? -Exactly.
First blade lifts~ The second one cuts~ You get your Schick outta Shape~!
"Help..." I need somebody! "Help..." Not just anybody! "Help!" You know I need someone!
The 4 year olds who snuck in with fake IDs have to be feeling profoundly ripped off right about now
You couldn't buy enough booze to make me go for you, but could you try?
"Madison, don't forget your puffer, and your knee brace, and your earplugs, and your eyedrops!"
Those rebels! Why, there're going to park in a 90-minutes zone and at a slight angle!
They're the Blue Angels of dancing; hair-trigger precision.
Yeah, one wrong move and they all crash.
The camera pulls back as if to say "Sorry about this everyone, it's my fault. Sorry"
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement" This is Hermey the Misfit Elf!
hi everyone lets pitch in 'n get cracking here in Lousiana doing right, eh? Now then, hateful rich overbearing ugly guys hurt royaly everytime someone eats a radish, carrot, hoursderve, and never does dishes, eventually, Victor eats lunch over Peoria mit ein neuesberger Tod.
She's tapped into the rebellious spirit of data entry people everywhere.
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So according to wikipedia, the movie billed itself as a "monster musical." Call me picky, but generally in a musical the songs should have something to do with the story and advance the plot.
oh those rebels, going to a fair, and on a week end
such smooth line delivery, it can only be compared to a weasel in a weedwacker.
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I can't believe it took me so long to realize this, but it just hit me that the amusement park scenes were filmed at The Pike in Long Beach, CA, not far from the last apartment I shared with my ex-husband. They've built something else there now and called it the Pike, but it's just a bunch of expensive restaurants. The old Pike was an amusement park that was built in 1902 and became the playground for Hollywood in the silent film era. It became rather seedy and sad in later years and was finally torn down in 1979. I found this slideshow of photos. You'll recognize some of it from the movie. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmKTwpPEukw
I started to try and add funny new riffs as I heard them, but this movie has too many! This episode is top shelf.
I say this with only the slightest amount of sarcasm: this movie is no more incoherent, exasperating, and self indulgent by the director than David Lynch’s “Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me” or “Lost Highway”(or most any other David Lynch movie for that matter).
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I am just so surprised that they didn't get more mileage out of the Nick Cage look-alike factor here... a few riffs but could've been sooo much more.
Wow...all these years and years and I only JUST noticed the sight gag while the fortune teller is talking to the dancer woman; Mike and Servo lean left and right with the angle of the camera. Ha...can't believe I never saw that before.
So why did the girlfriend start twirling the cockadoodie umbrella?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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So the sexually repressed fortune teller makes "zombies" at the drop of a hat and to help cover up she stole an alcoholic possibly transgendered dancers make up.... Because.... That's what you do apparently when you can't get jimmy cricket for a concience but instead rely on the deer tick on your face.
absolutely one of my faves!
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I was re-watching some classic Simpsons from back when it was still good, and I noticed that Treehouse of Horror VII credits the writers as "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Ken Keeler, Dan Greaney, and David S. Cohen." This was season eight, which I suppose would have placed it around the same year as the corresponding MST3K episode. This probably means that they were aware of the movie before it got riffed on, which means that two unrelated TV shows chose to evoke the same horrible obscure movie at almost the same time.
1:04:00 - 1:06:30..... worst choreographing ever. All the girls are off time, all the time, it's so bad it's awesome.... enjoy...
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Jerry is the whiniest, most ineffectual bad-boy boyfriend in film history.
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I'm gonna watch this again tonight, and I just saw it last night....and before that I saw it last week! I can't explain it: It's somehow addictive. The music--terrible though it is--sticks in your head relentlessly. The whole thing has an almost hypnotic quality.
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Those cops may have been a little trigger happy. “An unarmed deformed man in a sport-coat and a fedora who isn’t hurting anyone! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s standing precariously on a rock fifty feet from anyone to whom he can possibly be a threat! Open Fire! An unarmed deformed man who’s fleeing in terror and has his back turned to us! Open Fire!”
I saw the trailer for this film years ago in "It Came From Hollywood"...It makes the movie look 1000% more interesting, as it focuses exclusively on the dancing girls and the last 10 minutes when the "zombies" escape.
Up next,, funny man Herman Goering
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I love the starting credits
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Maybe it's just me... shouldn't a show entitled "The Incredibly Strange Creatures" have at least a hint of, oh I don't know, maybe a few incredibly strange creatures? I'm an hour into it and they are still developing the plot.
Funny/infuriating how there aren't any zombies until the last 10 minutes or so.
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I can watch this episode over and over again, it never gets old.
The bird-women dancers in this movie might be my favorite thing about it. So entertaining.