813 - Jack Frost
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I just hate it when the trees just come in.
I've heard that tree gang violence is increasing.
False alarm, it's only Bjork.
She's got that healthy clown glow.
Quick, there's a sale on babushkas at Bloomingdaleski's! Heh-heh!
Icky! Boys! Ew!
I think she is headed for the vodka well.
Mmmmm, liver on a stick!
The Gyuto Dwarves.
"Now..." Do I look like Simon Le Bon?
So that's a girl! I thought I was a girl!
"Little problem here guys, I'm a bear."
I've got to learn how to ride a tricycle in a hurry.
"Bob Keeshan is-- Mr. Natural."
"So, I guess instead of vacuuming this floor you Zamboni it."
"This just isn't right! I'm a cat! I should be laying out hairy pukes on a new carpet and ignoring my owners!"
"We now switch you live to Pig-Cam!"
"Robert Mapplethorpe's Strega Nona."
"Quick, give 'em Dutch Elm Disease!"
"She's eight hundred years young!"
"As the Easter Egg hunt goes into its 48th week..."
"I've got to go find a pic-a-nic basket!"
"Touch any part of this rock for more information."
It's.. It's.. It's...! A convention of Michael Palin imitators!
Yes, every culture's mythology features the young hero chasing a pig-sleigh.
Now haven't we talked about this a hundred times? About you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?
"My father calls me 'Nastinka'." It means "Stump-Waterer".
Yeah now he's haunted by other vegetables he didn't eat as a child.
"Grandmother has come to see us", And she is hot!
"It's colder than a bucket of penguin poop it's colder than a polar bear's butt; the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants",
Hornets don't make honey I found out the hard way, oww. Did I have to eat all those campers?.. awgh.
"You are a queen!" In that you look like Freddy Mercury.
Alfalfa's greatest role!
I got to sneak down to convenience store to go to the bathroom.
I'm just going to get a paper
So the first plot point involves knitting socks…I think we’re in for quite a ride, guys!
Hi. Behold a pale horse.
A young Mike Nelson!
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is just nuttier than all get out.
"I've had enough! I won't take it anymore! Now it's my--" TURN to get down in the basement...
Dog, pulling at dad's coat purposefully: "Get down in that basement old man!"
It's the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Wedding!
Proving again that slightly unattractive people ARE evil!
On Wilbur! On Gordy! On Babe!
Jackie Chan IS: "Ivanushka!"
It's the Seven Dwaves: Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Septic, Scabby, and...Doc.
It's Mrs. Creosote!
Martina Navrtilova's childhood was not a happy one.
I'm from Wisconsin, I've seen plenty of this--can we move on?
Frodo gets drunk and screws with his neighbors.
Danny Bonaduce is: "Sleeping Beauty"
Regain your site and grow your leg back!
Don't wave grandma's funk over here, please.
**Beep** This is The Sun. You're call is very important to us ...
"Am I un-BEAR-able?!?"
I think he's missed the point of juggling...
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast Chicken.
They're swimming in my chili, the little Creeps!!
"Don't come around here no more..."
The Human Schnauzer!
Well, got a great stick out of the deal.
If Disappearing Elf Hide and Seek were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape.
I thought Jerry Garcia was father-mushroom.
So what does a mushroom eat for hallucinations?
Hildegard von Bingham: Unplugged.
Peter must be walking around, denying EVERYBODY this morning!
Nashtinka, will you marry me?
Umm, I'm nine...
Oh what a beautiful makinazachzka,
Oh what a beautiful chazimanakziniza...
I've never sat on a shovel before - at least not the flat part.
She's so hideous when she sleeps.
A bucket full of ROGAINE
These names are all Russian for Alan Smithee.
Smilla's Sense of Crap.
Wow! It barely works!
Finally I have a boyfriend!
Fins celebrate the new year by hurling giant beefsticks into the air
Come to Knott's Berry Farm and ride the unstable house!
Munch and guzzle? What the hell?
'The gales of winter blow and sing.' And rip the skin off your face...
This guy spends a lot of time cutting out paper snowflakes huh?
'What kind of a good deed will I have to do?' ~~What kind of bear am Iiiiiieeee?~~
Is this true love or just a kidnapping?
She should just start over from gene one.
And a bag over the head completes the look.
So what are we looking for Waldo here or what?
Chernobyl's exploding again, lets go watch!
The KGB has her under surveillance!
Now it'll go into slow motion and you'll hear Barber's Adajio for Strings as he tears them apart.
I didn't know there were that many landmines left in Narnia.
this is a test of the emergency broadcast chicken
the story of a hundred year old couple who give birth to a giant baby
"Evaaan-ushka?" I got a new church hat
'M' is for the Many times you beat me. 'O' is for the Other times you beat me...
Killed your girlfriend...coffee?
The movie that dares to ask, will he find the dwarf?
All right pal, you're dead!
I need to learn to ride a tricycle in a hurry.
Help me Obe wan kanoboski.
Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear.