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813 - Jack Frost
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Quick, there's a sale on babushkas at Bloomingdaleski's! Heh-heh!
"This just isn't right! I'm a cat! I should be laying out hairy pukes on a new carpet and ignoring my owners!"
Yes, every culture's mythology features the young hero chasing a pig-sleigh.
Now haven't we talked about this a hundred times? About you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?
"It's colder than a bucket of penguin poop it's colder than a polar bear's butt; the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants",
Hornets don't make honey I found out the hard way, oww. Did I have to eat all those campers?.. awgh.
So the first plot point involves knitting socks…I think we’re in for quite a ride, guys!
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is just nuttier than all get out.
"I've had enough! I won't take it anymore! Now it's my--" TURN to get down in the basement...
Dog, pulling at dad's coat purposefully: "Get down in that basement old man!"
It's the Seven Dwaves: Filthy, Rotting, Lousy, Skanky, Septic, Scabby, and...Doc.
If Disappearing Elf Hide and Seek were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape.
'The gales of winter blow and sing.' And rip the skin off your face...
'What kind of a good deed will I have to do?' ~~What kind of bear am Iiiiiieeee?~~
Now it'll go into slow motion and you'll hear Barber's Adajio for Strings as he tears them apart.
'M' is for the Many times you beat me. 'O' is for the Other times you beat me...
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Life must really suck if you've got a mean step-mother and you're not better-looking than her own kid. Where are THOSE fairy tales, hmm? Hmm?
Nastinka's Olympian-level cuteness got so annoying that by film's end, I was rooting for her obnoxious stepsister. :/
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I've uploaded a second version of this episode that's not shakey. Check link 2
When I get into an argument with my girlfriend, I always pray that I won't turn into a bear.
wow, a nod to canibus at 12:00
"take this job and shove it"
totally distiguished from johnny paycheck
This movie would be almost unbearable if it were not for the witty jokes of MST3K team :P.
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The part of the Lord of the Dance bit that just kills me is Servo doing the music.
Love this one! Unfortunately, the only full version currently available was encoded using some kind of image stabilizer, which causes the frame to float around in a decidedly unpleasant manner.
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Out of all the movies on MST 3000. I always found this one to be better than most. I like the effects and the Folklore lessons.
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I don't get why they just didn't call the her Baba Yaga in the translation. It's clearly her from folklore. Hunchback fairy indeed!
Is that a pretzel Mike has around his neck in the first scene?
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Is this true love or just a kidnapping?
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Where did the episode go ?
i remember this episode so vividly when it came out. aahhh sweet memories
Beautiful little Goodfellas reference early in.
I think this might have been the first episode my boyfriend and I watched together...ah, good times.
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"Lost in translation" doesn't even begin to describe this.
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Lord of the Dance....beyond classic XD
Killed your girlfriend...coffee?