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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M.
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You might want to back up. The power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming.
Draw up the ribcage, stick out the butt and let the girdle do it's work.
Mr. Peepers, P.I.
Hello, I'm here to set up the A.V. projectors.
"My bedspread turns into an airplane and my panties are an anti-personnel device!"
"Give me that Hundred you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps!"
Better be careful running with a gun! Wouldn't want to put a lead pill in the family jewels!
-I am mighty elderly man!
-He's there was his Howard Sprague fan club meeting
"It is surprising how close we have become since she defected." - Actually, it's illegal.
I found this, her hotline to Malko. I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to know.
It might be one of my associates that calls you, because my body was just scissored in half.
"Oh please! Come on, it's not called 'Old Scientist who sort of helped Agent for H.A.R.M.', okay?!
Then go practice your skeet kendo and bring your akito rifle, too.
Better get into my judo bikini!
These people did not earn triangles, but they can try again next year!
Oh, movie, you made a mistake! That arrow was supposed to go in his face!
The combination of the spaz chop and the pocket wound was just too much for the old man...
By this time in a James Bond movie there'd have been ten helicopter explosions, eight ski chases...
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I would like to state that I (bleep)ing loved Crows (bleep bleep) deposition. It was (bleep bleep) honest and f(bleep) powerful that it made me (beep)ing proud to be a MSTie. And if you (bleep) didn't like the (bleeeeeeeeep) thing, you can stick your (bleep) opinion and (beepbleepbleepbleepbleep) so far it would take a surgeon to remove it!.... Back to you Servo
Two things make this one of my faves of the SciFi era...the 60's metro- sexual turtlenecked Prince (come over here and let me work on that zipper) and Adam Chance's toothpaste grey streak.
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I read where this movie was actually a failed pilot for a TV series. Apparently they wanted a toned down and subdued “007” type of character aimed at a very senior audience. And had the series been picked up it would have been renamed either “Bland, James Bland” or “Barnaby Bond.”
I'd like to hear the uncensored version of Crow's deposition
So...yeah he reveals he knew Eva was working for the other side...but didn't do anything about it?
"We're gonna hear the word 'panties' used a lot in this trial..." LOL at the Anatomy of a Murder reference!
LINK 2 much better sound quality
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This episode is so underappreciated. Hilarious and awesome host segments, excellent riffing, riotously retarded movie. THERMONUCLEAR PROTECTION, WOOOOOOOO!
Crow cusses the same way I used to when I was in middle school.
Did anyone notice Pearl has a TV's Frank curl?
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It bugs me that the guys keep referencing Germany but the villains seem to be Russian. And anyway, in the 60s, the bad guys were the Russians, not the Germans, so it only makes sense.
"Cardigan" will forever be a funny word to me because of this episode.
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So, I've though about it and I think super-douche from H.A.R.M is the second most detestable "suave and irresistible to women protagonist" of all these movies. (The first being Deathstalker, clearly.) Every time he nose kisses that baby-woman I cringe.
The "Aim-ish" thing kills me! I live near a community of Amish Mennonites, so I kinda get it!
Panties, panties, panties...
@ 0:39:15- Crow's video deposition just makes my day. Hilarious. One of my favorite crow skits.
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See yall later... i'm off to the kung-fu court.
That little pencil trick at 13:54 deserves a haikeeba or something... that was sick.
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The musical reference to Torgo's Theme at 17:23!
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I wonder if I'm related to the doctor in this movie...
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great riffs at the expense of Prince...or whatever his name is now...