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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M.



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Havok Solo - 6 days ago

He really likes rice, they took that to the very end with him packing rice in last Ep.


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Stephen A Nathe - 14 days ago

Heuristic Analog Rental Meat

isn't that dude in the beret El Guapo from The 3 Amigos??


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The humanity - about 1 month ago

I love how when you load this page the YouTube screen is paused right on the Prince guy, clearly the star of this film


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The humanity - about 1 month ago

Love the Prince riffs


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Pete Griffiths - about 1 month ago

At the very beginning this film started off like an episode of the X-Files...and then it failed.


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Regarding the scene at 49:45 of the driver being choked with the coat hanger. He continues to drive, eventually choking to death, with no attempt to remove the thing that is choking him. Just drives. Until he dies. Talk about obedience.


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Teri Gee - 4 months ago

I will act as your impartial judge...though you disgust me beyond all measure.


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NS - 4 months ago

A pastel-clad agent for change
Met me out on the judo range.
A man-eating fungus
Rampages among us
And everything's boring, but strange.


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Britte Nelson - 4 months ago

So this is what someone imagined when they were told Mr. Rogers once worked for the CIA?


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Bronn K - 5 months ago

This is random, but I've begun putting on an episode of MST3K when I start exercising. That really emphasized the blandness of this episode for me; I could job half a mile on the treadmill between plot points.

While Mike and the bots over-do it a little bit with making fun of the pacing, the amount of padding in this episode is just awful. There are so many instances of just watching vehicles driving under the speed limit, and people walking across the room in order to do one thing, and then walking back across the room.


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Tamara Szafranski - 5 months ago

A greatly underrated episode. This is one I didn't see in college, and only just discovered -- thanks to Club MST. :-)


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Frostyshark - 6 months ago

The best 2 character riffs are definitely Prince and Preppy Guy!


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Bender Rodriguez - 7 months ago

This one has some of the most LOL worthy riffs. The actual movie is not bizarre enough to stand up to Manos / Mitchel but the boys do wonders with what they were given.


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Phil Carstens - 7 months ago

Oooooooof course they don't show the plane crashing.


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Phil Carstens - 7 months ago

I HATE those damn episodes of sci-fi shows when the characters are put on trial. It's in every damn show.


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Stephen A Nathe - 8 months ago

looks like Petey the Plane made a cameo around 1:05:00 mark


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Stephen A Nathe - 8 months ago

wasn't he the badguy in one of the Naked Gun movies?


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Dr. Despicable - 10 months ago

Wow - that was a rough one, even with Mike and the 'bots! Glad he made it through the trial. though! Considering what the Forresters have put him through, why didn't he just plead self-defense?!


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Carl Schulz IV - 10 months ago

I think Crow's deposition in this episode might be my favorite bit from any MST3K.


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Elisa Farrington - 11 months ago

Wait, where did that body/carcass come from in the ocean @59:12? Why was she safe from the fungus? How did Prince cover that 1/4 mile to the water in less than 10 seconds? Where are the waves that Billy is always going out to surf on?


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Clyde Rysdale - 11 months ago

Amazing how nothing can be seen leaving the barrel of the gun, yet there it is... an instant mass of green stuff. Science!


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Elisa Farrington - 11 months ago

Have you thought about what you would like to be extreme about?


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Nate Elliott - 12 months ago

The only thing missing was an H.L. Mencken amalgam in the trial, but Murphy (bobo) does an excellent Darrow


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Kaitlyn Gaeta - about 1 year ago

This episode doesn't get nearly enough love. The movie smells of a thousand butts, but it's expertly riffed, and the host segments are some of the best in the entire show. Definitely deserves a place among the lauded.


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Spencer Schneider - about 1 year ago

I just about killed myself with Orange Crush when I heard, "Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package."


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Mikela Prevost - about 1 year ago

If Michael Scott had the budget, this is the film he would make.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

I just HAD to re-watch this episode for the Prince jokes alone. Classic.


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Cripes! At least in a Bond movie you never have to wonder why he gets all the beautiful woman. This guy has all the sex appeal of a sweater wearing doorknob.


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Gordon Oxendine Jr. - over 1 year ago

Basmatti! Eeeeexxxtreeeeemeee!


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 1 year ago

That guy looks like prince double.


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

I would like to state that I (bleep)ing loved Crows (bleep bleep) deposition. It was (bleep bleep) honest and f(bleep) powerful that it made me (beep)ing proud to be a MSTie. And if you (bleep) didn't like the (bleeeeeeeeep) thing, you can stick your (bleep) opinion and (beepbleepbleepbleepbleep) so far it would take a surgeon to remove it!.... Back to you Servo


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Alyssa Transitoria - over 1 year ago

Two things make this one of my faves of the SciFi era...the 60's metro- sexual turtlenecked Prince (come over here and let me work on that zipper) and Adam Chance's toothpaste grey streak.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

I read where this movie was actually a failed pilot for a TV series. Apparently they wanted a toned down and subdued “007” type of character aimed at a very senior audience. And had the series been picked up it would have been renamed either “Bland, James Bland” or “Barnaby Bond.”


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Anastasios Gionis - over 1 year ago

I'd like to hear the uncensored version of Crow's deposition


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Ruth E Fabiano - over 1 year ago

So...yeah he reveals he knew Eva was working for the other side...but didn't do anything about it?


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"We're gonna hear the word 'panties' used a lot in this trial..." LOL at the Anatomy of a Murder reference!


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

LINK 2 much better sound quality


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Kaity Gaeta - over 1 year ago

This episode is so underappreciated. Hilarious and awesome host segments, excellent riffing, riotously retarded movie. THERMONUCLEAR PROTECTION, WOOOOOOOO!


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Big McLargehuge - over 1 year ago

Crow cusses the same way I used to when I was in middle school.


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Did anyone notice Pearl has a TV's Frank curl?


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It bugs me that the guys keep referencing Germany but the villains seem to be Russian. And anyway, in the 60s, the bad guys were the Russians, not the Germans, so it only makes sense.


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

"Cardigan" will forever be a funny word to me because of this episode.


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Big McLargehuge - almost 2 years ago

So, I've though about it and I think super-douche from H.A.R.M is the second most detestable "suave and irresistible to women protagonist" of all these movies. (The first being Deathstalker, clearly.) Every time he nose kisses that baby-woman I cringe.


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 2 years ago

The "Aim-ish" thing kills me! I live near a community of Amish Mennonites, so I kinda get it!


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Rachel Anne Mullins - about 2 years ago

Panties, panties, panties...


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Victoria Mayer - about 2 years ago

@ 0:39:15- Crow's video deposition just makes my day. Hilarious. One of my favorite crow skits.


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Neil Connery - over 2 years ago

See yall later... i'm off to the kung-fu court.


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Neil Connery - over 2 years ago

That little pencil trick at 13:54 deserves a haikeeba or something... that was sick.


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RoyalSapien - over 2 years ago

The musical reference to Torgo's Theme at 17:23!


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

I wonder if I'm related to the doctor in this movie...


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Maxine Lougy - over 2 years ago

great riffs at the expense of Prince...or whatever his name is now...