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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M.



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DJburris87 - 8 days ago

In my opinion one of the top 10 episodes lets get some laughs


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 24 days ago

Panties, panties, panties, panties. Panties... Panties.


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mojojojo - 26 days ago

god, I swear some of my favorite riffs are the silliest...when the dork with the glasses walks to the door and Crow and Mike come in with "Mr. Peepers, P.I.!", "Yes I'm here to set up the a.v. projectors." and the one I will think of at the most random of times "Give me that hundred you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps!" I looooove it lmao


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

with his yellow cardigan, black pants, and silly posturing, Adam reminds me of Kirk


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

i think this is one of the few episodes where I remember the host segments more than the movie.


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

so the judge calls him Michael J. Nelson. Does this mean the real Mike is on trial?


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Matthew Boyle - 3 months ago

Is it just me or did the mortician seem happy when he was revealing the dead henry manson, then inexplicably sad when he said he would perform the autopsy? I assumed that's what Mike meant by "I apologize for my odd performance".


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Matthew Boyle - 3 months ago

that woman does like Lolita from Kubrik's film adaptation when he first meets her


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 3 months ago

Its a good thing scientists are such good fighters!


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Rosebud - 6 months ago

Wow so many goofy scenes in this movie. When the bad guys, posing as dry cleaners, actually pick up the dry cleaning! Then Prince is poking his head out the window like an 8 year old because he's "on the lookout". Then the good guy, hiding in the dry cleaning truck, comes up with a diabolical plan involving, wait for it..a COAT HANGER! Holy cow. How did he ever come up with that plan? Did an 8 year old write the screen play? Wait, there's more. Mixing up a batch of spore (a single drop will kill you). Don't contaminate the spores (as I smoke, flick the ashes in the spore mixture, then pick up a spoonful with my bare hands to look at it, then put it down and smoke a cigarette with the hands I just coated with spore. C'mon!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

Wait, how long has Gypsy not been played by Jim Mallon?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

1:20:00 Lupita, you believe!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

1:16:26 Polo!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

43:07 SPAHCK!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

14:29 I thought that's what bras are for.


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Stefan - 10 months ago

This movie is soooo bad! Who was the target audience for this?


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William Gernand - 10 months ago

I'll see you all that the Judo range later.


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jayjay cajun - 10 months ago

26:25---Alert John-Boy Walton---Yancy Tucker is on the wrong set.


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Human Aetiological Relations Machine: Inter-agency winner of the most tortured acronym for the fifth year running.


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Havok Solo - over 1 year ago

He really likes rice, they took that to the very end with him packing rice in last Ep.


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

Heuristic Analog Rental Meat

isn't that dude in the beret El Guapo from The 3 Amigos??


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

I love how when you load this page the YouTube screen is paused right on the Prince guy, clearly the star of this film


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Love the Prince riffs


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Pete Griffiths - over 1 year ago

At the very beginning this film started off like an episode of the X-Files...and then it failed.


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Regarding the scene at 49:45 of the driver being choked with the coat hanger. He continues to drive, eventually choking to death, with no attempt to remove the thing that is choking him. Just drives. Until he dies. Talk about obedience.


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Teri Gee - over 1 year ago

I will act as your impartial judge...though you disgust me beyond all measure.


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NS - over 1 year ago

A pastel-clad agent for change
Met me out on the judo range.
A man-eating fungus
Rampages among us
And everything's boring, but strange.


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Britte Nelson - over 1 year ago

So this is what someone imagined when they were told Mr. Rogers once worked for the CIA?


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Bronn K - over 1 year ago

This is random, but I've begun putting on an episode of MST3K when I start exercising. That really emphasized the blandness of this episode for me; I could job half a mile on the treadmill between plot points.

While Mike and the bots over-do it a little bit with making fun of the pacing, the amount of padding in this episode is just awful. There are so many instances of just watching vehicles driving under the speed limit, and people walking across the room in order to do one thing, and then walking back across the room.


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Tamara Szafranski - almost 2 years ago

A greatly underrated episode. This is one I didn't see in college, and only just discovered -- thanks to Club MST. :-)


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Frostyshark - almost 2 years ago

The best 2 character riffs are definitely Prince and Preppy Guy!


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Bender Rodriguez - almost 2 years ago

This one has some of the most LOL worthy riffs. The actual movie is not bizarre enough to stand up to Manos / Mitchel but the boys do wonders with what they were given.


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Phil Carstens - almost 2 years ago

Oooooooof course they don't show the plane crashing.


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Phil Carstens - almost 2 years ago

I HATE those damn episodes of sci-fi shows when the characters are put on trial. It's in every damn show.


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

looks like Petey the Plane made a cameo around 1:05:00 mark


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

wasn't he the badguy in one of the Naked Gun movies?


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Dr. Despicable - about 2 years ago

Wow - that was a rough one, even with Mike and the 'bots! Glad he made it through the trial. though! Considering what the Forresters have put him through, why didn't he just plead self-defense?!


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Carl Schulz IV - about 2 years ago

I think Crow's deposition in this episode might be my favorite bit from any MST3K.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Wait, where did that body/carcass come from in the ocean @59:12? Why was she safe from the fungus? How did Prince cover that 1/4 mile to the water in less than 10 seconds? Where are the waves that Billy is always going out to surf on?


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Clyde Rysdale - over 2 years ago

Amazing how nothing can be seen leaving the barrel of the gun, yet there it is... an instant mass of green stuff. Science!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Have you thought about what you would like to be extreme about?


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Nate Elliott - over 2 years ago

The only thing missing was an H.L. Mencken amalgam in the trial, but Murphy (bobo) does an excellent Darrow


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Kaitlyn Gaeta - over 2 years ago

This episode doesn't get nearly enough love. The movie smells of a thousand butts, but it's expertly riffed, and the host segments are some of the best in the entire show. Definitely deserves a place among the lauded.


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Spencer Schneider - over 2 years ago

I just about killed myself with Orange Crush when I heard, "Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package."


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Mikela Prevost - over 2 years ago

If Michael Scott had the budget, this is the film he would make.


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

I just HAD to re-watch this episode for the Prince jokes alone. Classic.


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Cripes! At least in a Bond movie you never have to wonder why he gets all the beautiful woman. This guy has all the sex appeal of a sweater wearing doorknob.


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Gordon Oxendine Jr. - over 2 years ago

Basmatti! Eeeeexxxtreeeeemeee!


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 2 years ago

That guy looks like prince double.


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Michael S - almost 3 years ago

I would like to state that I (bleep)ing loved Crows (bleep bleep) deposition. It was (bleep bleep) honest and f(bleep) powerful that it made me (beep)ing proud to be a MSTie. And if you (bleep) didn't like the (bleeeeeeeeep) thing, you can stick your (bleep) opinion and (beepbleepbleepbleepbleep) so far it would take a surgeon to remove it!.... Back to you Servo


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Alyssa Transitoria - almost 3 years ago

Two things make this one of my faves of the SciFi era...the 60's metro- sexual turtlenecked Prince (come over here and let me work on that zipper) and Adam Chance's toothpaste grey streak.


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

I read where this movie was actually a failed pilot for a TV series. Apparently they wanted a toned down and subdued “007” type of character aimed at a very senior audience. And had the series been picked up it would have been renamed either “Bland, James Bland” or “Barnaby Bond.”


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Anastasios Gionis - almost 3 years ago

I'd like to hear the uncensored version of Crow's deposition


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SirenR - almost 3 years ago

So...yeah he reveals he knew Eva was working for the other side...but didn't do anything about it?


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Classicats - almost 3 years ago

"We're gonna hear the word 'panties' used a lot in this trial..." LOL at the Anatomy of a Murder reference!


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Super McWonderfull - about 3 years ago

LINK 2 much better sound quality


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Kaity Gaeta - about 3 years ago

This episode is so underappreciated. Hilarious and awesome host segments, excellent riffing, riotously retarded movie. THERMONUCLEAR PROTECTION, WOOOOOOOO!


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Big McLargehuge - about 3 years ago

Crow cusses the same way I used to when I was in middle school.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 3 years ago

Did anyone notice Pearl has a TV's Frank curl?


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 3 years ago

It bugs me that the guys keep referencing Germany but the villains seem to be Russian. And anyway, in the 60s, the bad guys were the Russians, not the Germans, so it only makes sense.


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 3 years ago

"Cardigan" will forever be a funny word to me because of this episode.


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Big McLargehuge - about 3 years ago

So, I've though about it and I think super-douche from H.A.R.M is the second most detestable "suave and irresistible to women protagonist" of all these movies. (The first being Deathstalker, clearly.) Every time he nose kisses that baby-woman I cringe.


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 3 years ago

The "Aim-ish" thing kills me! I live near a community of Amish Mennonites, so I kinda get it!


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Rachel Anne Mullins - over 3 years ago

Panties, panties, panties...


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Victoria Mayer - over 3 years ago

@ 0:39:15- Crow's video deposition just makes my day. Hilarious. One of my favorite crow skits.


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Neil Connery - almost 4 years ago

See yall later... i'm off to the kung-fu court.


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Neil Connery - almost 4 years ago

That little pencil trick at 13:54 deserves a haikeeba or something... that was sick.


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RoyalSapien - almost 4 years ago

The musical reference to Torgo's Theme at 17:23!


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

I wonder if I'm related to the doctor in this movie...


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Maxine Lougy - almost 4 years ago

great riffs at the expense of Prince...or whatever his name is now...