816 - Prince of Space
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"Hurry! Come this way!" "Wait! Is this the way out?" "Of Course! Come on!" No, wait! Probably it isn't! I'll follow you! Wait!
"C'mon this way! No! Look out!" Huh? Ah! Oh! "We're trapped!" "Not yet. Come. This way" No wait, stop! Oo! Ah! No wait! Stop! This way! Now run! No wait! Ah! Oo! Look out! No wait! Stop, huh?
What is that thing You go home Hats are good.
"Oh, a General Alert?" Does it effect my bow tie?
Ah, the ancient Japanese tradition of blowing up models at the end of the movie.
Oh...oh... What gets in to some civilizations?
Oh! Here we go off to Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls!
Here we go off to Beaver Falls so early in the morning!
Protect me, Japanese Fabian!
Krankor nothing to worry about!
"AND THE TENSION IS... thwarted."
SIck? Angry? A turtle? What?
The easily bamboozled 'Prince of Space'.
The blast in East Bedrock claimed the lives of Frederick R. Flintstone and Barnabus Rubble today.
Time for our daily empty threat session.
(Johnny rapidly blinking) My contact is bothering me.
Huh?.. What's that?.. Come again?.. What?.. What he say?.. How's that?.. Beg pardon?
"Mr. Tanin. Hey, Mr. Tanin..." Get outta my wine.
"Will you be back soon?" No, because I loathe you.
"Ah...The Stanley Cup has invaded Earth."
So, he has a quick errand before he kills the Prince of Space.
Is this worth a ha-ha...nah, I'll save it.
He looks like a welder who has fainting spells.
So they're alien except for their Chippendale furniture.
Saying it is me will have no effect on me.
Somebody left a perfectly good refrigerator over there! Ha-ha-ha!
Good morning gentleman. Welcome to my grandma's living room.
More squid eyes?
"Attenion Earth," Bacock.
See? You ARE scum!
Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to just bludgeon them right here?
"I warn you for the last time."
And by last I mean first.
"Woody Allen asked me out!"
-What's that, a man?
-uh...believe it or not, yeah.
All right, two Italian guys dodge mushrooms thrown by a monkey. Whaddya think?
"Don't forget your upsetting shorts!"
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
It's bookend Mr. Mooneys.
Again the tension is thwarted.
Meanwhile, all the boots on earth get duller and less black.
Yeah, I need those guys like I need another one inch weiner!
Next, the Prince will sew name tags in their underwear! Bunch of babies!
"Quite right my dear Macon. A monster which I created. He obeys my slightest command."
Like wander around aimlessly and gain weight!
Krankor is Mary Queen of Scots.
Leave 50 cuttlebones under the bridge or I start spotting your car.
Your guns are useless but scare the crap out of me anyway!
You kids want to swab out the particle accelerator?
Powered by rotted fish! I will defeat you!
"HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA..." How are ya'! "AA HAA HAA HAA HAA!
We like it VERY MUCH!
Ha-haa, I guess.
"It may not be relevant, but did you know Gamera is a friend to children?"
"Ah, Gamera --- he is made of turtle meat."
"Yes, he is really neat."
"Grab some bench, Lumpy."
You gonna let me invade your planet now!? HUH!?
"Well I suppose you expect me to help you with your evil plans?" Yeah, would you mind? Thanks.
Wow, that guy's nuttier than a Stuckey's Log.
"Oh please, not this- anything but an old Star Trek set!"
"Hard to go into warp drive when you're burning so much oil...."
"...sorry I'm late, cat threw up this morning...hi."
"Ohhhh, Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight!"
Empirical data suggests the accuracy of my earlier contention that your weapons against me are without merit! Ha ha!
"You will find that impossible is a word that does not exist to me." Even though I just said it
Well, consider yourselves conquered. I gotta go.
Come on, let's... let's... let's just go. The movie's over.
The upper half of a Hopper painting...
Great hall designed by the LEGO corporation!
more squid eyes?!
"I'll throw my dollie at you!"
"Dress To The Right Stuff."
"It says, 'Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Invasion.'"
"Sounds like the Earth needs new brake pads."
"Ah, Captain Manakata. Come in, Please."
"I understand you're stuffed with cheese."
"...And his companion: Duke of Puddles!"
"Ready? Aaaand... Mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince..."
"Gentlemen, this may be our last day on Earth." "Let's hit the karaoke bar!"
Er, sir, you left an egg on your chair...
Don't try my patience - but do try my home made griddle cakes!
"Sorghum: Nature's rich bounty-- helping the war effort!"
"Humiliating game shows are beamed across the nation!"
"He's gonna' get grass stains on his Danskins™."
I'm not afraid I'm wearing a tie you go home.
You know, this movie made me want to renounce my Toyota.
Ah, here it is! Little Baby Sunhats Monthly!
Samuel Barber's Adagio for Young Japanese Children.
I'm ashamed of my talk show.
Well, I'm back from break. Anything shakin'?
There's no use firing! Your guns won't work against me!" - Have I mentioned that?
Yeah blow it out your gizzard.
Some monsters just should not wear belts.
Holy Santa pray for us!!
what's the matter with boot blacking we both like it VERY MUCH
"Leave the children alone!"..."hear that Jerry Seinfeld?"
Good spaceship and a good close shave!
Prince of Space?
I'm from the 19th century what does he want with me?
Morning subway fondler club.
Hey Z-7, suck it in.
My baby sun hat and smock will protect me.
Mike? Why are we in a sylvan glen?
It's a Young Ones ship.
"Look over there!" It's Cheap Trick!!!
*car siren* AaaaaAAaaaaww, that's a shaaame...
That's a toy I wouldn't mind having, I like it VERY MUCH!
"He lost control of his fried egg"
"You there, discharge the caustic vapors!" Yeah, look who's talking...
Come on slave labor, I mean kid.
It's the Japanese Don Knotts!
More squid eyes?
"Commissioner, look at this!" Terry got my gun dirty!! D-:
"Aw, ma, tempura AGAIN?!"
"Welcome to my gramma's living room."
"Pagoda of the Damned!"
So is this going to be a super violent porn cartoon?
"I can't move!" "...oh wait, sorry, I can move, I just forgot how for a second!"
I'm Hardrock! I'm Coco! I'm Joe!
I see that their ship totally let one...
Grown-ups of the Corn...
On their own, the giant infant scientists survived another minute and then crashed.
And a proud, noble civilization dies out....sometimes. This LOSER civilization, however, will not be missed!
Seeing these guys, it's hard to believe human beings EVER have sex.
Deploy your tiny whippers only if necessary!
Oh, the inanity! Oh, the Japan-ity!
"It's a giant watermelon-- GALLAGHER'S TAKING OVER!"
"An alien race that is too proud to ask for directions...."
"Into my modifed PITH HELMET!!"
"I AM PRINCE OF SPACE!" "AOW! Hoo-hoo-hoo!"
"MY COOP! MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL COOP!"
"He's overloading the channel! What a powerful beam he must have!"
You know, a scare-me would really help things out here.
I'm in space, already! DAMN!
"OH, MY SPASTIC COLON!"
"OH, MY GOUT!"
"OH, MY BAD KNEE!"
"OH, MY BALDNESS!"
"Hey, it's Stevie Wonder!"
"Isn't she lovely?? Isn't she wonderful? I--huh?"
"A-ruff-a-roo, bow-ha-wow." "AFTER THAT DOG!!"
"Walter Mondale arrives."
He's got some stones to mess with me
Is his watch right?.. we may never know
KRANKOR: Nothing To Worry About!
It's Junior Samples and Business Boy!
This invasions like a poorly planned bank heist.
We'll find him, that miserable scum... "he stole my cup!"
He has defeated us numerous times! What makes him think he can do it again?!
WE ARE KEN!
What an ugly bunch of kids.... they yours ?
Go you bizarre little man...
He's Prince of watching his SPACE CUSHION!
You just opened a whole can of jellied whupass, pal!
I saw some smoke. It's time for lunch. Look at this tree.
A rare Godzilla-free day...
Is this going to be a super-violent porn cartoon?
We're gonna kill some Diffren!
I thought you said you were going to start with the children!?
Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40, and now there's nothing but daylight!
That is one crafty parking meter.
engage the musical saw.
His power apparently lies in his choosing incompetent enemies
BACK TO OUR 3x5 APARTMENT!!!
They're landing on Captain Picard's head!
A stand of cedars:
A space ship is taking off,
And I am tired.
It's a haiku!
The big goombah's gonna take the fuel.
Truman Capote Sent To Fight Krankor
Don't try my patience. But do try my homemade griddle cakes.
-Oh for cryin' out loud... "EACH-OF-YOU-WILL-ENTER-A-SPACE-CAPSULE!!!"
Gentlemen, welcome to my grandma's living room
Chickens are a cruel people.
An exchange of deadly negative scratches...
It's the Lemon Zester of Destruction!
Medical Center, starring Evel Knievel.
Is that a man? Yeah, Believe it or not.
Woody Allen asked me out...
Mom says I have to wear this 'cause it's cold.
I have no powers but I can skip reasonably well.
Heh, heh, I told you, your weapons have no effect on me! "It is my considerate advice that you discontinue your use of said weapon!"
I like it VERY MUCH!!