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817 - Horror of Party Beach



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The humanity - about 23 hours ago

Whatr in the world is going on around the 1:24 mark, right after the monsters are killed and they all head to the cars?


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The humanity - 1 day ago

Watching this, it's strange in that, for an older film (and a bad one at that) the film quality still has something of a modern feel to it. I can't quite place it


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Hailley Petey-Plane - 11 days ago

"Sodium"- Lyric by Bill Corbett


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Neil McMillin - 18 days ago

"Look at all the toenails. He doesn't even have this many toes! Toenails everywhere..."


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Stud Cumming - 26 days ago

"...Driving a gray MG..."
They admitted it!


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Rachel Adams - 29 days ago

For some reason I forget how much I love this episode. Totally underrated in my head.


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Amethystia "Coco" Forrester - about 1 month ago

Just noticed that at the beginning of the dancing on the beach Elaine is dancing and Tina walks up and, like, touches her boobs or something and then takes her place in the dancing and Elaine wanders off.


Grandma loves beach fights and striptease.
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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

I love how the crowd on the beach really does include grandma and the grandkids. Is that the director's mother and 5 year old son I wonder?


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Phil Carstens - 2 months ago

That young blond guy isn't a scientist, he's Hoover from Animal House.


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Did they just round up ever person who has a horrible voice for their movie?


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Erik Huntsinger - 4 months ago

So these creatures came from the ocean, which is made up of salt water. How exactly is sodium harmful to them? Could the writers have thought up a less convincing weapon against them?


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - 4 months ago

we'll be right back "Part of me will never be back ..part of me is lost forever~Çrow T. Robot"


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Bruce Box-Liker - 4 months ago

You've got to love how, after studying an arm made out of sea anemone that the monster apparently just kind of dropped after a brief run-in with some broken glass, our heroes need to grimly speculate as to whether or not these monsters have any weaknesses.


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Christopher Peterson - 5 months ago

Isn't this the plot to the movie Evolution?


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"White people attempting rhythm."


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K.T. Robot - 5 months ago

I still can't understand why this toxic waste changed dem bones dem bones into a living organism in two minutes, yet never harmed the little fishes swimming around.


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Teri Gee - 6 months ago

LOOK! A HUGE DISTRACTING THING!


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Cyrus Minab - 6 months ago

RADAR! Sorry I meant SODIUM!


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Has anyone claimed "Golden Spider Duck" as a band name?


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

Any MST3K with Aaron Copeland music is da' bomb!


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Stephen A Nathe - 7 months ago

seeing just how racist old Hollywood still was so close to the civil-rights era...wow


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Jason Kornelis - 8 months ago

Is it just me, or could the girl who plays Elaine be a perfect stand-in for Judith O'Dea (Barbra) from "Night of the Living Dead"?


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Funny how the drunk guy couldn't see that the dead guy's face was messed up until he turned AWAY from him.


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K.T. Robot - 9 months ago

Just out of curiosity, why does Eulabelle and Dr. Gavin have the same hairdo?


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Andrew James - 10 months ago

My favorite part is @ 1:06:30 when the actor playing Dr. Gavin delivers his lines so hard he starts to sway.


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

Yeckstree! Yeckstree! Read all about it... All the papers have the same articles and photo of ship!


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Elisa Farrington - 10 months ago

Shot of Creature slumping forward as it walks. Servo hums tune. Brain scans memory. Theme song for You Bet Your Life = Groucho Marx = BINGO! Ha HA HAAA!


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Sarahbean - 11 months ago

Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


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Teri Gee - 11 months ago

Now, I'll admit that I'm not an expert in radioactive materials, but so far as I know C-14 is useful for dating organic materials. What in the world could he be using C-14 on a living creature for? Why? It's like in Terror in the Year 5000. They don't seem to understand what C-14 is and how it's used.


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Teri Gee - 11 months ago

Was anyone else reminded of The Matrix movies at 14:00 when they riffed "I think she likes us!"?


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Bruce Box-Liker - 12 months ago

"Do you have any sodium? ...That's right, the metal."

What the hell was going on at the other end of that phone conversation?


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Tom Nathe - 12 months ago

Elmer Bernstein and his "Beach Side Tale".


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thejohansens@bellsouth.net - about 1 year ago

Why is she so dubbed? Any theories?


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

00:22:02 LMAO! That aside, skull boy looks awfully a lot like Willem Dafoe.


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So, despite the fact that there have been numerous horrible murders committed by MUTANT SEA MONSTERS in a quiet little town and that this fact has found it's way to the outside world ( Since the 3 soon to be eaten women in the convertible knew about it before coming into town ) Neither the State or Federal authorities feel the need to help combat the evil menace in any way and instead it's up to a pipe smoking knucklehead and his bland sports car driving assistant to save the day.

Thank God for Eulabelle!


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J - about 1 year ago

Everyone look Polish!


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

"Yeah... you kids with your big pants and your colored chalk and your Neve Campbell and your fanny packs and your Nerf™ Balls and your listening to The No Doubts and your Pong™ and your Volkswagen™ Golf leases and your notebooks and the kids with the pierced I-don't-know-what... the roller skates and the 23 Skidoos and the listening to The Becks and..."


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

00:53:50 - ♫ "My name is Captain Spaulding... the African explorer..." ♫ Oh, Mike.


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Colter Matthews - about 1 year ago

Also... "Love me forever." "Or I'll kill you... Oh!" is a pretty dark riff even for the Sci-Fi era. I still laughed though.


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Colter Matthews - about 1 year ago

This episode contains one of those moments in some episodes where either something on the screen or something one of the bots said cracks Mike up and you hear him chuckle. Whenever Mike cracks and laughs uncontrollably you can tell the guys are having fun. Near the end when the elderly scientist awkwardly jumps off a rock at Fingle's Quarry and starts slapping one of the monsters like an abusive drunk. Crow jumps in with, "Hey! Hey! You spill my drink buddy?! Huh!?" It gets me every time.


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CeaCea is a Sky full of Stars - over 1 year ago

Sodium.


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

There are forms of life we know nothing about.... so there could actually be a human evil thing lurking and creeping around... so Eulabelle could be right!


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Nick Pater - over 1 year ago

Chaaaaaaances aaaaaaare that I'll kiiiiiick yooooooour scraaaawny ass


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Kevin Garrity - over 1 year ago

Eulabelle is the original Sweet Brown.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

Didn’t you find it just a bit SUSPICIOUS that: this movie was shot in 1963 and released in 1964; while the DRUNK guy in the dark suit also played an FBI agent in the movie JFK which was released in 1991 and set in 1966 about the events of 1963?! Yet, the prices on the gas pump when the New York girls tanked up appeared to be: .26 cents a gallon for regular but .36 cents a gallon for HIGH TEST!

I think you know where I am going with this….

Conveniently, Hank sports a tennis sweater in the last act of the movie; however, no tennis racket or any other associated ACCOUTREMENT of the game is ever visible! And finally, the periodic table symbol for SODIUM is NA! All just a simple coincidence? Ha, hardly!


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

So, sodium kills them because their bodies are made mostly of water. Ha! Those mostly-water freaks! I sure am glad that we humans have the good sense to be made entirely out of flesh and organs, and not something stupid like water.


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

Best of the MST3K beach movies... Got a lot of laughs out of this Movie !!


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Kaity Gaeta - over 1 year ago

I like Mike's Beef Dance :D


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Fuzzy Skinner - over 1 year ago

You know, I'm just going to come right out and say it. I like the band in this movie. I think the Del-Aires are actually pretty good.


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Big McLargehuge - over 1 year ago

Okay, we're all in agreement that Eullabelle is the hero of this movie right? She discovered that sodium kills the monsters, then she had to tell that lazy jerk to get of his butt and keep looking for the sodium, THEN she told the doctor where the monsters where coming from. I mean, come on.


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If he couldn’t find sodium(and I can’t understand why he couldn’t) perhaps he should have asked about other, possible more reactive, alkali metals.


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James Franciscus is one of those redundant actor. Does the world really need Peter Graves AND James Franciscus? Tobey Maguire AND Elijah Wood? Jesse Eisenberg AND Michael Cera? (To be completely honest I didn’t know the last two were two different people for a long time)


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Did anybody else see the guy in speedo shorts with his shirt knotted up to his chest?


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Behold from nothing I produce this… BIGGER spoon.


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Could you tell me what you’re doing and why you’re dressed like the guy on the Primo Beer label?


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Eric Lauffenburger - over 1 year ago

ALL HAIL TO RA THE SUN GOD


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Nicholas Brownlee - almost 2 years ago

"We offer this shot of a guy leaving a building as proof of how hard they're working."


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Rachel Anne Mullins - almost 2 years ago

Right now I'm eating Ramen noodles and Mike and the bots are singing the sodium song. Oh, irony!


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

Do British people seriously not use the expression "keep an open mind?"


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Gal Dagon - about 2 years ago

"You mustn't talk like that" -That sort of thing is really setting your people back.


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John Belleville - about 2 years ago

"LOOK POLISH!!!"


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Cornjob - about 2 years ago

@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


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Reconst - about 2 years ago

Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.


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Kelly Slane - over 2 years ago

Oh and I love Mike dancing! And Mike's joy at being called "average!"


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

One of my all time faves. Nearly every riff is dynamite.