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817 - Horror of Party Beach



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SirenR - about 1 month ago

Now, the one drunk guy who passed out, did he just pass out or did the monster get him? Just curious.


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

man i could do so many Who riffs in this.... mostly from Quadrophenia.. and probably some Monkees jokes too.


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

Talk about gratuitous ass shots..


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The Princess Elizena - about 1 month ago

Now my boyfriend, Krzystof, is originally from Sosnowiec. You don't have to tell him to look Polish. He's all over it.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 3 months ago

I am trying to look Polish.


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SaturnHex - 3 months ago

Why the hell was just one person in the movie dubbed? Did she have an annoying voice maybe? lol


ALL TIME FAV EPISODE!
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Did I do that...? - 3 months ago

Okay, I've seen it, like, five times, but it's official now - THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV EPISODE. Laugh out loud riffs thru out! "Ow, my skull..." "They wrote their own vows."


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Bret Alleman - 3 months ago

mike is so hot!


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NunYerBiznez - 5 months ago

This movie passes the Bechdel test. Unbelievable.


Want Mike's swimsuit? They exist.
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Prvate Private - 7 months ago

25:12 -- Mike's swimwear could easily be found in the gay men's catalogs.
GOOGLE[ Koala Swimwear ] (Not Safe for Work)
Look for the "Daddy's Boy" thong. $34 for butt floss. The whole website is like a cloth penile bondage parade.


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Edmund Wolfe - 8 months ago

It's too bad they did this one before Overdrawn at the Memorybank.... They couldn't done a callback about fingle's quarry.


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Curtis Awful - 8 months ago

This one loops a lot when I watch mst on my Xbox overnight. Still good but now I'm sick of it.


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Jane Sproul - 10 months ago

You know, despite her early and horrible death by monster, I think Tina *did* get more out of life than ol' Hardware Hank ever will.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

1:27:53 How do I reeeach these keeeeeds?!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

1:18:16 Great, now the movie just turned into "127 Hours"


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

1:15:18 The Hash-Slinging Slasher.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

1:05:53 Well, these monsters, anyway.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

More wine? It's from Gaul, you know. You could say it's from... CONQUERED GRAPES!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

34:08 Who the heck is Afone? Is she the one hosting the slumber party? What kind of name is "Afone" anyway?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

Shouldn't we be dumping this in some poor black neighborhood or Indian reservation?


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Krankor - 11 months ago

Best monster rampage montage ever ......maybe the only monster rampage montage ever.


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago

How the hell were 1950's rock groups able to co-opt black music despite looking like the melvins in bad 80's teen comedies?


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Jane Sproul - about 1 year ago

I love how this movie places the 'hero' in the position of trying to force a girl to come with him against her wishes, and a 'villainous' type in the role of, "Hey, let her do what she wants." I mean, that works if the girl is twelve years old or ridiculously drunk or otherwise not in her right mind... but Tina isn't.


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Meghan Calico Hendrickson - about 1 year ago

"Pick my nose and chewin' it, chewin' it" -Tom Servo


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Teri Gee - over 1 year ago

I just realized that Crow's arms were working in the opening! He's shaking up poor Cambot right before movie sign. (And, by the way, with his arms out like that, he does have some resemblance to a spider...)


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

The original is in 4 parts... and it has an intro by a guy in bad makeup who gives Count Floyd a run for his money.


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Every time I watch this movie I become more convinced I would have made it big as an extra in 60's beach movies.


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John Hains - over 1 year ago

Drunk guys leaving the bar "Are farts suppose to have lumps??" Laughing my ... off for the rest of the movie.


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James GreyWolf - over 1 year ago

A collection of nerd jokes have been flowing around the internet, and one of them, in particular, would go well with this film.

Sodium-Sodium Sodium-Sodium Sodium-Sodium Sodium-Sodium BATMAAAAN


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Robert Brown - over 1 year ago

Hmmm, this movie reminds me that I need to Dopple my Fingal's Quarry.


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Whatr in the world is going on around the 1:24 mark, right after the monsters are killed and they all head to the cars?


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Watching this, it's strange in that, for an older film (and a bad one at that) the film quality still has something of a modern feel to it. I can't quite place it


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Neil McMillin - over 1 year ago

"Look at all the toenails. He doesn't even have this many toes! Toenails everywhere..."


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"...Driving a gray MG..."
They admitted it!


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Rachel Adams - over 1 year ago

For some reason I forget how much I love this episode. Totally underrated in my head.


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Amethystia "Coco" Forrester - over 1 year ago

Just noticed that at the beginning of the dancing on the beach Elaine is dancing and Tina walks up and, like, touches her boobs or something and then takes her place in the dancing and Elaine wanders off.


Grandma loves beach fights and striptease.
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Rosebud - over 1 year ago

I love how the crowd on the beach really does include grandma and the grandkids. Is that the director's mother and 5 year old son I wonder?


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Phil Carstens - over 1 year ago

That young blond guy isn't a scientist, he's Hoover from Animal House.


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Amethystia "Coco" Forrester - over 1 year ago

Did they just round up ever person who has a horrible voice for their movie?


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Erik Huntsinger - almost 2 years ago

So these creatures came from the ocean, which is made up of salt water. How exactly is sodium harmful to them? Could the writers have thought up a less convincing weapon against them?


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - almost 2 years ago

we'll be right back "Part of me will never be back ..part of me is lost forever~Çrow T. Robot"


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

You've got to love how, after studying an arm made out of sea anemone that the monster apparently just kind of dropped after a brief run-in with some broken glass, our heroes need to grimly speculate as to whether or not these monsters have any weaknesses.


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Christopher Peterson - almost 2 years ago

Isn't this the plot to the movie Evolution?


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Solana Itsreallyreallylong - almost 2 years ago

"White people attempting rhythm."


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K.T. Robot - almost 2 years ago

I still can't understand why this toxic waste changed dem bones dem bones into a living organism in two minutes, yet never harmed the little fishes swimming around.


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Teri Gee - almost 2 years ago

LOOK! A HUGE DISTRACTING THING!


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Cyrus Minab - almost 2 years ago

RADAR! Sorry I meant SODIUM!


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Has anyone claimed "Golden Spider Duck" as a band name?


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

Any MST3K with Aaron Copeland music is da' bomb!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

seeing just how racist old Hollywood still was so close to the civil-rights era...wow


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Jason Kornelis - about 2 years ago

Is it just me, or could the girl who plays Elaine be a perfect stand-in for Judith O'Dea (Barbra) from "Night of the Living Dead"?


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Stereo Catz - about 2 years ago

Funny how the drunk guy couldn't see that the dead guy's face was messed up until he turned AWAY from him.


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K.T. Robot - about 2 years ago

Just out of curiosity, why does Eulabelle and Dr. Gavin have the same hairdo?


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Andrew James - over 2 years ago

My favorite part is @ 1:06:30 when the actor playing Dr. Gavin delivers his lines so hard he starts to sway.


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Yeckstree! Yeckstree! Read all about it... All the papers have the same articles and photo of ship!


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Elisa Farrington - over 2 years ago

Shot of Creature slumping forward as it walks. Servo hums tune. Brain scans memory. Theme song for You Bet Your Life = Groucho Marx = BINGO! Ha HA HAAA!


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Sarahbean - over 2 years ago

Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

Now, I'll admit that I'm not an expert in radioactive materials, but so far as I know C-14 is useful for dating organic materials. What in the world could he be using C-14 on a living creature for? Why? It's like in Terror in the Year 5000. They don't seem to understand what C-14 is and how it's used.


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

Was anyone else reminded of The Matrix movies at 14:00 when they riffed "I think she likes us!"?


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 2 years ago

"Do you have any sodium? ...That's right, the metal."

What the hell was going on at the other end of that phone conversation?


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Tom Nathe - over 2 years ago

Elmer Bernstein and his "Beach Side Tale".


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thejohansens@bellsouth.net - over 2 years ago

Why is she so dubbed? Any theories?


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

00:22:02 LMAO! That aside, skull boy looks awfully a lot like Willem Dafoe.


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So, despite the fact that there have been numerous horrible murders committed by MUTANT SEA MONSTERS in a quiet little town and that this fact has found it's way to the outside world ( Since the 3 soon to be eaten women in the convertible knew about it before coming into town ) Neither the State or Federal authorities feel the need to help combat the evil menace in any way and instead it's up to a pipe smoking knucklehead and his bland sports car driving assistant to save the day.

Thank God for Eulabelle!


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J - over 2 years ago

Everyone look Polish!


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"Yeah... you kids with your big pants and your colored chalk and your Neve Campbell and your fanny packs and your Nerf™ Balls and your listening to The No Doubts and your Pong™ and your Volkswagen™ Golf leases and your notebooks and the kids with the pierced I-don't-know-what... the roller skates and the 23 Skidoos and the listening to The Becks and..."


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00:53:50 - ♫ "My name is Captain Spaulding... the African explorer..." ♫ Oh, Mike.


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Colter Matthews - over 2 years ago

Also... "Love me forever." "Or I'll kill you... Oh!" is a pretty dark riff even for the Sci-Fi era. I still laughed though.


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Colter Matthews - over 2 years ago

This episode contains one of those moments in some episodes where either something on the screen or something one of the bots said cracks Mike up and you hear him chuckle. Whenever Mike cracks and laughs uncontrollably you can tell the guys are having fun. Near the end when the elderly scientist awkwardly jumps off a rock at Fingle's Quarry and starts slapping one of the monsters like an abusive drunk. Crow jumps in with, "Hey! Hey! You spill my drink buddy?! Huh!?" It gets me every time.


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Sodium.


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Michael S - almost 3 years ago

There are forms of life we know nothing about.... so there could actually be a human evil thing lurking and creeping around... so Eulabelle could be right!


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Nick Pater - almost 3 years ago

Chaaaaaaances aaaaaaare that I'll kiiiiiick yooooooour scraaaawny ass


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Kevin Garrity - almost 3 years ago

Eulabelle is the original Sweet Brown.


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Fredrick Stafford - almost 3 years ago

Didn’t you find it just a bit SUSPICIOUS that: this movie was shot in 1963 and released in 1964; while the DRUNK guy in the dark suit also played an FBI agent in the movie JFK which was released in 1991 and set in 1966 about the events of 1963?! Yet, the prices on the gas pump when the New York girls tanked up appeared to be: .26 cents a gallon for regular but .36 cents a gallon for HIGH TEST!

I think you know where I am going with this….

Conveniently, Hank sports a tennis sweater in the last act of the movie; however, no tennis racket or any other associated ACCOUTREMENT of the game is ever visible! And finally, the periodic table symbol for SODIUM is NA! All just a simple coincidence? Ha, hardly!


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Bruce Box-Liker - about 3 years ago

So, sodium kills them because their bodies are made mostly of water. Ha! Those mostly-water freaks! I sure am glad that we humans have the good sense to be made entirely out of flesh and organs, and not something stupid like water.


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Super McWonderfull - about 3 years ago

Best of the MST3K beach movies... Got a lot of laughs out of this Movie !!


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Kaity Gaeta - about 3 years ago

I like Mike's Beef Dance :D


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Fuzzy Skinner - about 3 years ago

You know, I'm just going to come right out and say it. I like the band in this movie. I think the Del-Aires are actually pretty good.


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Big McLargehuge - about 3 years ago

Okay, we're all in agreement that Eullabelle is the hero of this movie right? She discovered that sodium kills the monsters, then she had to tell that lazy jerk to get of his butt and keep looking for the sodium, THEN she told the doctor where the monsters where coming from. I mean, come on.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

If he couldn’t find sodium(and I can’t understand why he couldn’t) perhaps he should have asked about other, possible more reactive, alkali metals.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

James Franciscus is one of those redundant actor. Does the world really need Peter Graves AND James Franciscus? Tobey Maguire AND Elijah Wood? Jesse Eisenberg AND Michael Cera? (To be completely honest I didn’t know the last two were two different people for a long time)


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

Did anybody else see the guy in speedo shorts with his shirt knotted up to his chest?


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

Behold from nothing I produce this… BIGGER spoon.


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Stereo Catz - about 3 years ago

Could you tell me what you’re doing and why you’re dressed like the guy on the Primo Beer label?


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Eric Lauffenburger - about 3 years ago

ALL HAIL TO RA THE SUN GOD


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Nicholas Brownlee - over 3 years ago

"We offer this shot of a guy leaving a building as proof of how hard they're working."


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Rachel Anne Mullins - over 3 years ago

Right now I'm eating Ramen noodles and Mike and the bots are singing the sodium song. Oh, irony!


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 3 years ago

Do British people seriously not use the expression "keep an open mind?"


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

"You mustn't talk like that" -That sort of thing is really setting your people back.


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John Belleville - over 3 years ago

"LOOK POLISH!!!"


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Cornjob - over 3 years ago

@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!


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Reconst - over 3 years ago

Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.


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Kelly Slane - almost 4 years ago

Oh and I love Mike dancing! And Mike's joy at being called "average!"


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

One of my all time faves. Nearly every riff is dynamite.