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817 - Horror of Party Beach
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"Thoughts of sex distracted me! Now I have to immolate myself to subdue the buzzing in my head!" "Well... that's nice but come along anyway."
"Ron, what are you going to play?"
"What would you like to hear, Elaine?"
"How bout... Mmm--" Bop.
Alright, here we go! MM BOP DING GA DING GA DING GA DA, LOOM BOP, OOH BABIBBY BIBBY BABA
Dad's being smothered by a huge loaf of pepperoni-studded brown bread!
How many more will die if I do a little sightseeing? Four or five at most?
Let's see, 'Monster Busters', 'Monsters-Be-Gone', 'Screamin' Mad at Monsters'...
"I'm Marissa Tomei and I'm concerned."
"I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned."
Let's see here... how to kill that spark of life, chapter one: joy who needs it.
....oh here we are, getting girls thru hypnosis"
"I know how it is though, first thing in the morning i like to move a big log too."
"Sure, most radiation is harmful eventually, but ours does massive damage in a matter of seconds."
They stole this music from black people, but black people were gonna throw it away anyways.
Look at all the toenails. He doesn't even have this many toes ! Toenails everywhere !
Hi. On behalf of fish everywhere, I hope you're enjoying the picture.
The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant!
“Oh everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it…”
Pick your nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it, chewin’ it…
"You've discovered a way to destroy these creatures!" - And you're fired!
You know, I'm sure that there are perfectly nice tiger sharks just off shore that would be willing to eat these people.
"We're not even speaking the same language anymore." I mostly speak Esperanto these days.
"Eulabelle, there's no such thing as voodoo!" Yeah, just ask any Hatian.
In case you ... uh ... girls wanna make good on your innuendo, please feel free to stop by.
"Over twenty teenage girls were brutally attacked and murdered during a slumber party"
Ah, great! The kids should love this.
Ooh, I betcha that'd be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter...
I know how it is though, first thing in the morning I like to move a big log too.
Heheh ... he is doing something that we did not rehearse ... heh heh ... and it is funny! ha-ha...
"So what is additional dialogue?" "Oh, things like 'Hey, you!' and 'Get off that!' and 'Why not?'"
"I had general positive impression of white people before this movie" -Crow T. Robot
Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid.
You have defeated me sir, you and your noble band of choreographers.
I've seen so much horror at party beach, I'm just inured to it at this point.
Shouldn't we dump this in a poor black neighborhood or an Indian reservation?
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There are forms of life we know nothing about.... so there could actually be a human evil thing lurking and creeping around... so Eulabelle could be right!
Chaaaaaaances aaaaaaare that I'll kiiiiiick yooooooour scraaaawny ass
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Eulabelle is the original Sweet Brown.
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Didn’t you find it just a bit SUSPICIOUS that: this movie was shot in 1963 and released in 1964; while the DRUNK guy in the dark suit also played an FBI agent in the movie JFK which was released in 1991 and set in 1966 about the events of 1963?! Yet, the prices on the gas pump when the New York girls tanked up appeared to be: .26 cents a gallon for regular but .36 cents a gallon for HIGH TEST!
I think you know where I am going with this….
Conveniently, Hank sports a tennis sweater in the last act of the movie; however, no tennis racket or any other associated ACCOUTREMENT of the game is ever visible! And finally, the periodic table symbol for SODIUM is NA! All just a simple coincidence? Ha, hardly!
The Del-Aires' "Zombie Stomp" unriffed, if you dare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvjH57CUO7c
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So, sodium kills them because their bodies are made mostly of water. Ha! Those mostly-water freaks! I sure am glad that we humans have the good sense to be made entirely out of flesh and organs, and not something stupid like water.
Best of the MST3K beach movies... Got a lot of laughs out of this Movie !!
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I like Mike's Beef Dance :D
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You know, I'm just going to come right out and say it. I like the band in this movie. I think the Del-Aires are actually pretty good.
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Okay, we're all in agreement that Eullabelle is the hero of this movie right? She discovered that sodium kills the monsters, then she had to tell that lazy jerk to get of his butt and keep looking for the sodium, THEN she told the doctor where the monsters where coming from. I mean, come on.
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If he couldn’t find sodium(and I can’t understand why he couldn’t) perhaps he should have asked about other, possible more reactive, alkali metals.
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James Franciscus is one of those redundant actor. Does the world really need Peter Graves AND James Franciscus? Tobey Maguire AND Elijah Wood? Jesse Eisenberg AND Michael Cera? (To be completely honest I didn’t know the last two were two different people for a long time)
Did anybody else see the guy in speedo shorts with his shirt knotted up to his chest?
Behold from nothing I produce this… BIGGER spoon.
Could you tell me what you’re doing and why you’re dressed like the guy on the Primo Beer label?
ALL HAIL TO RA THE SUN GOD
"We offer this shot of a guy leaving a building as proof of how hard they're working."
Right now I'm eating Ramen noodles and Mike and the bots are singing the sodium song. Oh, irony!
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Do British people seriously not use the expression "keep an open mind?"
"You mustn't talk like that" -That sort of thing is really setting your people back.
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"LOOK POLISH!!!"
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!
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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.
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Oh and I love Mike dancing! And Mike's joy at being called "average!"
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One of my all time faves. Nearly every riff is dynamite.