817 - Horror of Party Beach
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"That monster's pronating badly."
"True to her word, she turns off the light."
"Try snake handling instead."
"I think there's a tiny string of sinew on you we haven't seen yet."
"So, radiation has a sense of humor."
"Save your money, guys: the band bites."
"I believe in the existential outlaw as hero. That's why I travel with these men."
Servo singing: "Fear of intimacy, exciting and new."
Take a right on Monsters Killing Girls Road...
Meanwhile, police are working around the clock to get little Suzie Johnson's bike back.
Extra footage supplied by Zapruder.
I know of this average-looking man-god, but what's the golden spider duck and the squat crimson pig?
"Will he shift?" "Will the wheel move?"
Nude driving, a new fad among the teens.
And all the flesh slipped off my skull!
These two were forbidden to even say the word rubber!
Look up there it's... the ROCK!
Let's start mopping the ceiling!
I think they just filmed an actual slumber party.
Crappy movie parking here.
Dead man breathin
It's Steve Allen, don't get in!
I'd say something, but the guy who dubs me is on brake.
The Del-Aires later successfully broke up and went to junior college.
What if the monster's a recovering alcoholic?
Hey, Stan, there's a guy in here, and he looks Polish!
The actual summit of K2?
What is additional dialog?
You guys got any aunty-paste-oh...?
You know, come to think of it the ocean really sucks.
Anytime you close down a drug store it's a wild night.
They're headed to the Laverne DeFazio convention.
Isn't there a union rule that says they HAVE to take a break?
This band writes really long songs.
That siren got us through some pretty rough traffic.
Yeah, all this talk about swimming with the sharks. Well, I do it everyday, pal!
Where's Shelby Foote when you need him?
Well, we better get back to the Senate.
Bold barbecue! Wooh!
I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.
Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you.
The director bravely makes his tedium with unscariness.
Ted Kennedy's driving home!!
Wow, Europe is smaller than I thought.
Its the belly of the great white girl.
‘I just saw your father. He’s been burned badly, but he’ll be fine'....Wait, what??
Flex time a sticking point in contracts!
Mike, are we being punished for something?
Can you guys make a loop of this and play it for about 30 hours?
Now, only two of you will actually MEET McGruff.
You know, monsters can dog paddle at a horrifying rate.
Ma'am, I'd like to report some illegal waste dumping. Are you a federal agency by any chance?
We are trying to spawn!
White people attempting rhythm.
"Hey, that reminds me. Did I bring my hotdog buns?" - That's a female buttocks, Gary. I don't see the connection.
How did she get mutilated so bad? Is there a little mouse down there jabbing at her with a toothpick?
There's Stingle's Pulley.
Stingle's Pink hole.
Gingle's Mud Fiddle.
It's YOUR plot point!
"Love me forever."
Or I'll kill you. ...oh...
Hear that? Just for me.
Yeah, well end more. It's not ending enough!
Extry! Extry! Servo senses Mike's growing impatience with newspaper gag!
Any news from the Northern War of Aggression, Eulabelle?
[paging through phone book] Let's see, "Monster Busters," "Monsters-Be-Gone," "Screamin' Mad At Monsters"....
Mike! Look behind you! It's a giraffe with the head of Larry Hagman!
She has "Dilbert's boss" hair.
Pop the trunk! Pop the trunk!
The monster gets up and immediately puts on 'Metal Machine Music'
I generally had a positive impression of white people before this movie.
Say what you want about her, but at least she's not doing the Zombie Stomp.
And oh, how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge
Otis of Mayberry had a quiet dignity compared to these guys.
Yeah, well end MORE! It's not ending enough!
Look a huge distracting thing!
And then I almost didn't call about not attending the slumber party...
Move your feet, you load!
This proves it! Worms play Pinochle on your snout!
Hey! Mars exploded!
Big Hunk of Inbred Love!
there's..more chips..if..anyone..wants them....
Carnival of Coeds!
There's no reason to leave 'C'...I find!
Never invite Janis Ian to Your Slumber Party!
They've only been together a couple of hours but they're all already on the same cycle.
I don't like Slumber Parties now that I'm in my 40's!
Uh! This better be a Strip Folk Song!
Here we are...getting Girls thru Hypnosis...
'I have no doubt we'll find a perfectly reasonable explanation for the girl's death.' "Like Giant Squirrels!"
Do you think a lot of guys who make movies have issues with women?
~I'm on a Rock...I'm on an Island~
~and all the flesh slipped off my skull~
Lloyd Bridges has not aged well!
I can't touch You...You're a Lady!
She swims like Luis Tiant....
Well I'm gonna strip for someone!
Hang on, let me toss a Gay Man at you!
This is not in keeping with the spirit of Pride Week!
James Franciscus is not pleased!
Music by The My Three Sons!
A Creature who's face is 80% eye-bag!
Mmmm...Gandhi is quite the Stud!
Authorities don't know shinola from that other stuff!
Look, fish, there's a whole ocean! If you could swim somewhere else while I'm transmogrifying...
-What IS additional dialogue?
-It's things like, "Hey you!" "Get off that!" and "Why not?"
The birth of a media empire. Rusty Murdoch.
"Hello, Eulabelle!" Just rode in from Richmond.
Hi, we are the lobsters you selected.
Boy, does anyone like pickles more than me?!
You dope, now go get us another monster arm!
Oh no! O point four misters per hour.
Mike(smugly): She thinks I'm average-looking.
Great party, Janice . I really wanted to be dead,
So, radiation has a sense of humor. ..
WHOAW! Let's start mopping the ceiling!
"this town's too hot for my blood"
- what are you? a gecko?
(as 2 men stumble drunkenly out of a bar)
This is the realty of Northwest Airlines "mechanical problems".
Just smile at the stupid white people.
Shouldn't we dump this in a poor black neighborhood or an Indian reservation?
Original soundtrack not available...you'll thank us.
My plastic hair is FURIOUS!
Come on... I wanna take you over to the buffet... They have this German potato salad that I want you to see.
Relax ma'am, I am a licensed doctor of chiropractic.
All hail to Ra, the Sun God!
Thanks for coming out to help me. My pipe is stuck in my mouth.
Although it's the most obvious place, we haven't yet checked it!
You betrayed me, Fredo.
You're missing the underlying message of "wiggle wiggle, wobble wobble".
I think she likes us!
Boy the French would love these two!
They don't know what panties are, but they felt compelled to raid!
Johnny Mathis and the Conan O'Briens.
Part of me will never be back...part of me is gone forever!
Monsters rekilling previous victims!
So what are we gonna do?
Yeah, who are we gonna watch now?
"Oh, I'm black- I'll get it."
"Oh, like this is gonna hurt the precious ocean..."
It's just those famous Mexican Walking Catfish.
♬ "What good is a man..." if he's thin as a broo-oo-oo-oom ♫
I'm wearing pull-ups, mommy!
Doing the "going mental" dance.
Six miles out and I still hear that awful music.
She thinks I'm average looking.-Mike
"Whew --- almost had fun there. Better watch myself."
"Daddy, give me an airplane ride! Weee!"
Oh look! It's the post-it monster!
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!... "Fifties extended indefinitely!"
"I'm sure we'll find a perfectly reasonable explanation for the girl's death..." "...Like giant squirrels."
It's amazing they can get such rich sound without plugging in their instruments.
Heheh it's fun to have fun!
Is that a diaper?
"Bass down there needs Beano™ real bad."
"And Woolworth's lunch counter? Not that great don't bother."
"MONSTER IN TRYST WITH CABANA BOY!"
"I'm glad we were able to remain friends after our breakup, Tim!"
"Oh! They're slightly less attractive than our regular boyfriends!"
"Chapter One: 'Joy? Who Needs It?!'"
"Lloyd Bridges has not aged well."
"This is not in keeping with the spirit of Pride Week."
"Well, I think what they're really trying to say is, 'Wo wo wo wo wo.'"
"Hey! Hey! You spill my drink buddy?! Huh?!"
"The End" Yeah, well end MORE! It's not ending enough!
Oh great, and I've got that ass-kicking contest today too.
Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever.
It's one of them Zombies.... Al Gore?
"Thoughts of sex distracted me! Now I have to immolate myself to subdue the buzzing in my head!" "Well... that's nice but come along anyway."
And all the flesh dripped off my skull!
You're scaring me!
My plastic hair is furious!
Ram it, bozo.
"Ron, what are you going to play?"
"What would you like to hear, Elaine?"
"How bout... Mmm--" Bop.
Alright, here we go! MM BOP DING GA DING GA DING GA DA, LOOM BOP, OOH BABIBBY BIBBY BABA
Crow - "Here...let me toss a gay man at you."
Who's screaming?! Where are the demons?!
'Albert Vittii Permittee'??
I could carve a better man out of a banana.
I thought 'All Nude' was the dress code.
Couples must maintain 5 car lengths between them.
"I don't need you and I never will!" Ah, they wrote their own vows.
Dad's being smothered by a huge loaf of pepperoni-studded brown bread!
*as siren* SOOoooooDIiiiuuummm.....SOOOooodiiuuummm....
How many more will die if I do a little sightseeing? Four or five at most?
Let's see, 'Monster Busters', 'Monsters-Be-Gone', 'Screamin' Mad at Monsters'...
This better be a strip folk song!
"in a fever of killing, they throw sodium at some passing Girl Scouts"
Like a blank tape... Never even cracked the seal.
Take a right on Monster Killing Girls road.
Original soundtrack by Nigel Tufnel.
The horror at Party Beach is Cindy's cheese dip.
"It's a gang led by Deepak Chopra."
"One of them... zombies." Al Gore?
"I'm Marissa Tomei and I'm concerned."
"I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned."
Great, I'm dead and I'm breaking out.
Horror of Public Beach
" B E E F : It's what's for Movie Sign !! "
35:04 - " Oh, hi, we're the lobsters you selected."
"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties."
"Roast in HELL dad !!"
Let's see here... how to kill that spark of life, chapter one: joy who needs it.
....oh here we are, getting girls thru hypnosis"
"Oh it's DOG MILES, it's not that fast."
"ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK not available, you'll thank us."
Leopard-skin Pillbox Bra!
The Velvet Underground really hadn't found their edge yet.
This proves it. Worms play pinochle on your snout.
The Ipswich women's club presents Shirley Jackson's The Lottery.
"I know how it is though, first thing in the morning i like to move a big log too."
"Sure, most radiation is harmful eventually, but ours does massive damage in a matter of seconds."
They stole this music from black people, but black people were gonna throw it away anyways.
The Incredible Horrible Mr. Limpet
She's dressed like Colonel Sanders.
Sexy Romulan girl !
Look at all the toenails. He doesn't even have this many toes ! Toenails everywhere !
Hey, no cuttin' in Rerun !
Do NOT use poison ivy for toilet paper, believe me.
Men should not have bikini areas.
Hi. On behalf of fish everywhere, I hope you're enjoying the picture.
This lake is pregnant?
“Western Island? Western Island?” That’s over here in the east right?
The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant!
This is the reality of Northwest Airlines “mechanical problem”.
Please stop eating me when I’m a size eight okay.
“What’s the fastest way to get to New York?” Rocket car.
Get your hot-dogs!
Mark Harmon on drums.
“Oh everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it…”
Pick your nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it, chewin’ it…
Huh, hu, hu, Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do? Hu, hu…
Woop, turned grey.
We never touched a wo~man, we make the Saints Cry...
Vladimir and Estragon: The Sitcom.
You got Chrysler on my Chevrolet!
You got Chevrolet on my Chrysler!
These are the kind of guys who wake up in pools of various things.
Baby Bop the prowler.
I am comprised of a series of ones and zeroes.
"You've discovered a way to destroy these creatures!" - And you're fired!
You know, I'm sure that there are perfectly nice tiger sharks just off shore that would be willing to eat these people.
"You got Chrysler on my Chevrolet." "You got Chevrolet on my Chrysler."
"It's Chris Farley in a thong!"
"She uses the Art Garfunkel hair care system."
"There are girls here, and that's upsetting us."
"We're not even speaking the same language anymore." I mostly speak Esperanto these days.
You dope! Now go get us another monster arm.
"Hello, Eulabelle!" - Just arrived on the riverboat!
Say what you want about her, but at least she's not doing the Zombie Stomp
I thought "All Nude" was a dress code !
These are the kind of guys who wake up in pools of various things.
"Eulabelle, there's no such thing as voodoo!" Yeah, just ask any Hatian.
Yes, the sweeping majesty of young white Republican love.
"Monsters Strike Again!" President orders monsters back to work!
"They ARE the living dead." hehe the living dubbed.
In case you ... uh ... girls wanna make good on your innuendo, please feel free to stop by.
"Over twenty teenage girls were brutally attacked and murdered during a slumber party"
Ah, great! The kids should love this.
"Here's the sample that you asked for."
Could you have put it something?
Why am I dubbed?
I have to agree with the Taliban militia: dancing should NOT be allowed...
Spandau Ballet goes on a fishing trip...
Do you know what that tire's favorite opera is? Die Fledermaus!
Ooh, I betcha that'd be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter...
Oh, I'm sorry Dr. Gavin- Is the little baby gonna cry?
"Sounds like somebody big walking in mud." - Joe Don Baker?
I forgot my nightie.
Arr, it's the belly of the great white girl!
I know how it is though, first thing in the morning I like to move a big log too.
I'm sure we don't do this kind of thing these days, huh?
He's coming. Look Polish, everyone.
Of course! ... I'm high.
The typewriter was drunk when it did that.
Hey ....... do farts have lumps??
Hey, Mars exploded...hmmm.
So basically this crowd of people will stand around and watch anything.
Heheh ... he is doing something that we did not rehearse ... heh heh ... and it is funny! ha-ha...
-it made sense to surrender...zee Germans were very, very mean
End MORE! It's not ending enough!
"Fingal's Quarry?" "Take it back!"
Just fast-forward to the death!
"Do you always sneak up on people?" "Yep, love it!"
Of course the monster puts on his Metal Machine Music.
He died gargling.
"So what is additional dialogue?" "Oh, things like 'Hey, you!' and 'Get off that!' and 'Why not?'"
I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s
I'll just smell your forehead goodbye
They wrote their own vows.
"I can't get this beer open" -Mike Nelson
"I had general positive impression of white people before this movie" -Crow T. Robot
"Hey in the back there, Drew Carey" -Mike Nelson
Meanwhile, later, yesterday afternoon, I guess...
I have here a list of meats I'd like to read.
Ladies and gentleman, Scott Scrawny & the Hard-Gainers!
Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid.
This man does not wear a watch!
...and all the flesh slipped of my skull!
ALL RIGHT I'LL STRANGLE A CHICKEN IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY!!!
a creature who's face is 80% eye-bag
hey Zipper butt!
You have defeated me sir, you and your noble band of choreographers.
Ah! I'm falling! Again! And again! And again!
I've seen so much horror at party beach, I'm just inured to it at this point.
Shouldn't we dump this in a poor black neighborhood or an Indian reservation?
First, you deny the grief, then PARTY!
Original soundtrack not available. You'll thank us.
Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.
HI! Jehovah's Monsters-please take a Watch Monster
Heh heh, this is going straight up my nose...
Just smile at the stupid white people...
The music's coming from inside the radio!
"You are not a summer love..." "...You are a summer sausage."
So, they put "The Second Sex" to music.
Fight direction by William Shatner.
So, radiation has a sense of humor.
We lip sync real bad...
Buddy Holly will sue-a-hoo-hoo-hoo
I can't touch YOU, you're a LADY!
Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you...There you go!
Oh! Goodbye, Friendly Thin Men!
Chances aaare that I'll kick your scrawny ass.