817 - Horror of Party Beach
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Oh great, and I've got that ass-kicking contest today too.
Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever.
It's one of them Zombies.... Al Gore?
"Thoughts of sex distracted me! Now I have to immolate myself to subdue the buzzing in my head!" "Well... that's nice but come along anyway."
And all the flesh dripped off my skull!
You're scaring me!
My plastic hair is furious!
Ram it, bozo.
"Ron, what are you going to play?"
"What would you like to hear, Elaine?"
"How bout... Mmm--" Bop.
Alright, here we go! MM BOP DING GA DING GA DING GA DA, LOOM BOP, OOH BABIBBY BIBBY BABA
Crow - "Here...let me toss a gay man at you."
Who's screaming?! Where are the demons?!
'Albert Vittii Permittee'??
I could carve a better man out of a banana.
*knock, knock, knock*
"Oh, I'm black- I'll get it."
I thought 'All Nude' was the dress code.
Couples must maintain 5 car lengths between them.
"I don't need you and I never will!" Ah, they wrote their own vows.
Dad's being smothered by a huge loaf of pepperoni-studded brown bread!
*as siren* SOOoooooDIiiiuuummm.....SOOOooodiiuuummm....
How many more will die if I do a little sightseeing? Four or five at most?
Let's see, 'Monster Busters', 'Monsters-Be-Gone', 'Screamin' Mad at Monsters'...
This better be a strip folk song!
"in a fever of killing, they throw sodium at some passing Girl Scouts"
Like a blank tape... Never even cracked the seal.
Take a right on Monster Killing Girls road.
Original soundtrack by Nigel Tufnel.
The horror at Party Beach is Cindy's cheese dip.
"It's a gang led by Deepak Chopra."
"One of them... zombies." Al Gore?
"I'm Marissa Tomei and I'm concerned."
"I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned."
Great, I'm dead and I'm breaking out.
Horror of Public Beach
" B E E F : It's what's for Movie Sign !! "
35:04 - " Oh, hi, we're the lobsters you selected."
"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my forties."
"Roast in HELL dad !!"
Let's see here... how to kill that spark of life, chapter one: joy who needs it.
....oh here we are, getting girls thru hypnosis"
"Oh it's DOG MILES, it's not that fast."
"ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK not available, you'll thank us."
Leopard-skin Pillbox Bra!
The Velvet Underground really hadn't found their edge yet.
This proves it. Worms play pinochle on your snout.
The Ipswich women's club presents Shirley Jackson's The Lottery.
"I know how it is though, first thing in the morning i like to move a big log too."
"Sure, most radiation is harmful eventually, but ours does massive damage in a matter of seconds."
They stole this music from black people, but black people were gonna throw it away anyways.
The Incredible Horrible Mr. Limpet
She's dressed like Colonel Sanders.
Sexy Romulan girl !
Look at all the toenails. He doesn't even have this many toes ! Toenails everywhere !
Hey, no cuttin' in Rerun !
Do NOT use poison ivy for toilet paper, believe me.
Men should not have bikini areas.
Hi. On behalf of fish everywhere, I hope you're enjoying the picture.
This lake is pregnant?
“Western Island? Western Island?” That’s over here in the east right?
The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant!
This is the reality of Northwest Airlines “mechanical problem”.
Please stop eating me when I’m a size eight okay.
“What’s the fastest way to get to New York?” Rocket car.
Get your hot-dogs!
Mark Harmon on drums.
“Oh everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it…”
Pick your nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it, chewin’ it…
Huh, hu, hu, Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do? Hu, hu…
Woop, turned grey.
We never touched a wo~man, we make the Saints Cry...
Vladimir and Estragon: The Sitcom.
You got Chrysler on my Chevrolet!
You got Chevrolet on my Chrysler!
These are the kind of guys who wake up in pools of various things.
Baby Bop the prowler.
I am comprised of a series of ones and zeroes.
"You've discovered a way to destroy these creatures!" - And you're fired!
You know, I'm sure that there are perfectly nice tiger sharks just off shore that would be willing to eat these people.
"You got Chrysler on my Chevrolet." "You got Chevrolet on my Chrysler."
"It's Chris Farley in a thong!"
"She uses the Art Garfunkel hair care system."
"There are girls here, and that's upsetting us."
"We're not even speaking the same language anymore." I mostly speak Esperanto these days.
You dope! Now go get us another monster arm.
"Hello, Eulabelle!" - Just arrived on the riverboat!
Say what you want about her, but at least she's not doing the Zombie Stomp
I thought "All Nude" was a dress code !
These are the kind of guys who wake up in pools of various things.
"Eulabelle, there's no such thing as voodoo!" Yeah, just ask any Hatian.
Yes, the sweeping majesty of young white Republican love.
"Monsters Strike Again!" President orders monsters back to work!
"They ARE the living dead." hehe the living dubbed.
In case you ... uh ... girls wanna make good on your innuendo, please feel free to stop by.
"Over twenty teenage girls were brutally attacked and murdered during a slumber party"
Ah, great! The kids should love this.
"Here's the sample that you asked for."
Could you have put it something?
Why am I dubbed?
I have to agree with the Taliban militia: dancing should NOT be allowed...
Spandau Ballet goes on a fishing trip...
Do you know what that tire's favorite opera is? Die Fledermaus!
Ooh, I betcha that'd be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter...
Oh, I'm sorry Dr. Gavin- Is the little baby gonna cry?
"Sounds like somebody big walking in mud." - Joe Don Baker?
I forgot my nightie.
Arr, it's the belly of the great white girl!
I know how it is though, first thing in the morning I like to move a big log too.
I'm sure we don't do this kind of thing these days, huh?
He's coming. Look Polish, everyone.
Of course! ... I'm high.
The typewriter was drunk when it did that.
Hey ....... do farts have lumps??
Hey, Mars exploded...hmmm.
So basically this crowd of people will stand around and watch anything.
Heheh ... he is doing something that we did not rehearse ... heh heh ... and it is funny! ha-ha...
-it made sense to surrender...zee Germans were very, very mean
End MORE! It's not ending enough!
"Fingal's Quarry?" "Take it back!"
Just fast-forward to the death!
"Do you always sneak up on people?" "Yep, love it!"
Of course the monster puts on his Metal Machine Music.
He died gargling.
"So what is additional dialogue?" "Oh, things like 'Hey, you!' and 'Get off that!' and 'Why not?'"
I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s
I'll just smell your forehead goodbye
They wrote their own vows.
"I can't get this beer open" -Mike Nelson
"I had general positive impression of white people before this movie" -Crow T. Robot
"Hey in the back there, Drew Carey" -Mike Nelson
Meanwhile, later, yesterday afternoon, I guess...
I have here a list of meats I'd like to read.
Ladies and gentleman, Scott Scrawny & the Hard-Gainers!
Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid.
This man does not wear a watch!
...and all the flesh slipped of my skull!
ALL RIGHT I'LL STRANGLE A CHICKEN IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY!!!
a creature who's face is 80% eye-bag
hey Zipper butt!
You have defeated me sir, you and your noble band of choreographers.
Ah! I'm falling! Again! And again! And again!
I've seen so much horror at party beach, I'm just inured to it at this point.
Shouldn't we dump this in a poor black neighborhood or an Indian reservation?
First, you deny the grief, then PARTY!
Original soundtrack not available. You'll thank us.
Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.
HI! Jehovah's Monsters-please take a Watch Monster
Heh heh, this is going straight up my nose...
Just smile at the stupid white people...
The music's coming from inside the radio!
"You are not a summer love..." "...You are a summer sausage."
So, they put "The Second Sex" to music.
Fight direction by William Shatner.
So, radiation has a sense of humor.
We lip sync real bad...
Buddy Holly will sue-a-hoo-hoo-hoo
I can't touch YOU, you're a LADY!
Hang on, let me toss a gay man at you...There you go!
Oh! Goodbye, Friendly Thin Men!
Chances aaare that I'll kick your scrawny ass.