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819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men



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Stephen A Nathe - 19 days ago

n'est-ce pas! n'est-ce pas!


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Bolt Vanderhuge - 23 days ago

No matter how many times I watch this episode, Servo's losing it during the stock footage at the end floors me ever time.


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Teridactyl - 27 days ago

Movie, it's "laboratory" not "lavatory".


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

"Space Chief failed miserably, and tried to cover up his shame!!"


Kenny Redux
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Donald Petkus - 3 months ago

Yet another Japanese kid named Kenny? Or is it supposed to be the same Kenny from the Gamera movie?


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Rory Simpson - 6 months ago

Fight choreography by the 4th grade.


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Sarahbean - 6 months ago

I had rojipanty complex once a few years ago, nasty stuff.


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 6 months ago

Noh theatre. I think I will go watch "Vampire Hunter D."


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 6 months ago

I love this epi! It has some of the best skits and riffs ever! Definitely in my top five list! "Gamera, get back in your cage!" Oh, and the one about a copy of Middle America.


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jli@hush.com - 6 months ago

Ha-ha... Tojo didn't die in a car.


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Teri Gee - 7 months ago

I have a question: Brain Guy is about to use a noose to hang himself...but he's supposed to be just a brain. So would killing his body really kill him? Clearly, he wouldn't be able to communicate in the same way, but if his brain is really independent of his body, then, killing the body wouldn't do anything to solve his problem. Right?


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Lauren Tjarks - 7 months ago

Ok, I just looked up eyelash mites...DON'T DO IT!


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18:56 So, since the Ma gauge is fluctuating up and down, does that mean it's a YO-YO MA??


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Bruce Ellsworth Reed - 8 months ago

"The most exciting part of the movie is the countdown. Will he reach one, will he remember the next number?"


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James Krummel - 9 months ago

While the movie was a big pile of stinkburger, I enjoyed it thoroughly because of the gang's riffing. I especially enjoyed Tom's little jumps when ever he said "Hey!" and all their slowly going crazy towards the end. Definitely a gem.


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Mike Carmona - 9 months ago

1:04:38 "I just LOVE her earring," the director said.


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Joseph Ewing - 11 months ago

It sounds like Bill Corbett is playing Krankor in that skit where he visits the SOL. Is it Bill? If it is, how did they do that?


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Zap Rowsdower - 11 months ago

Why did they separate these films? They are supposed to be a serial. Maybe too much of this would make people stop watching. I find these Toei movies hard to watch even with the SOL crew riffing them.


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mikemorrisey - 11 months ago

Operation gross eye is one of the funniest if not the funniest opening skits ever, it shoulda won an emmy.


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Alex C. - 12 months ago

Drinking game: take a shot every time a group of characters run somewhere.


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My cat sat on my lap and watched the entire interminable flight fight sequence towards the end of the movie. I think he's the only creature on earth who has ever enjoyed it.


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Fredrick Stafford - about 1 year ago

Alas, if only I could also of had Krankor show up to buoy my spirits during my tragic and agonizing viewing of Battlefield Earth.


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

Good point Scooter Antreides! If the Neptunians could disguise their big azz spacesuits to appear as humans, it would have been so much more fun if they had chosen to appear as Japanese bikini beach babes!


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

So the Neptune Men come from an advanced civilization that designed spacesuits that make it impossible to turn their heads to the side; they can only see out through a tiny welder's mask sized window and they move like they haven't been able to change their astronaut diapers in quite some time.


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Mitchell - about 1 year ago

SPOILER ALERT ! ! !- This movie really blows.


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Flag on the Moon - about 1 year ago

I had Rojipantycomplex as a child when I was too young to appreciate the cure.


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Why the hell do these kids have lawn chairs in their classroom?


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William Knowles - over 1 year ago

One Neptunian's epic adventure through the galaxy in a mad frenzy over the loss of his favorite record.


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

If the Neptune invaders have the power to masquerade as humans, why did they appear as male soldiers in Geisha make-up?
If it's just an illusion, couldn't they have looked like anything they wished?


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Nicholas Brownlee - over 1 year ago

at 29:22 that kid said "Our reactor, they BLEWED up our reactor!" What a missed opportunity for the guys! That's almost as good as "it dived into the river" from Gamera. This line is called back in only a couple episodes. Mostly Gamera Vs. ___ ones.


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

Can't help but notice Krancor wasn't in the credits.


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

So the alien's plan was to start a war between America, and Japan, who at the time was a conquered protectorate of America?


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jli@hush.com - over 1 year ago

21:40 ... Who's on FIRST!


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Nicholas Brownlee - over 1 year ago

1:14:29 "The Hitler building!"...really Japan, WHAT THE HELL?!?


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

The weird thing is--except for a few minor details--this is almost exactly the same movie as Prince of Space...Only Prince of Space is a riot: One of the most enjoyable films ever shown on MST3K--while THIS movie sapped my will to live :P

What a difference one simple Phantom of Krankor makes!


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Clayton Patrick Riggs - over 1 year ago

Does anyone else think that the kid in the light gray beanie sound just like Vincent Van Gopher from the Deputy Dog cartoons?


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Jason Edwards - over 1 year ago

Scientists labor to find out just 'What the HELL' is the deal with Japan.


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

What. A. Turdburger.


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Gal Dagon - almost 2 years ago

It seems quite plausible that Japan would have something called a "Roji panty complex."


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Reconst - almost 2 years ago

Oh, I don't know if there are any Rage Against the Machine fans here, but a clip of this movie (specifically at 13:55) was used in their video for "Testify."


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Reconst - almost 2 years ago

The Idiot Control Song and Canada Song are pretty good bits, but I prefer Noh bit.


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

About that Hitler building... Was is a WWII museum or something? Anyone know? Or just a random Hitler building?


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Alex Stefanic - almost 2 years ago

Japan, just...just......what the hell Japan?


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Zap R. - about 2 years ago

either these aliens are on Xanax, or they evolved from sloths. did anyone get a look at how many toes they have?


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RoyalSapien - about 2 years ago

I may turn Mike saying "Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp" into a ringtone.