820 - Space Mutiny
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They Married and had a healthy 8 and a half pound pork roast.
We will be reaching speeds of 3.
I could watch this stuff ALL day, Mike.
Oh, you will...
"They woke up the Oak Ridge Boys!"
*door opens* "Rawhide."
*door closes* "RAWHIDE!"
"Damn Swedish ergonomic chairs! How do you sit in these...."
"We now switch live to Spencer Gifts!"
"...I have this feeling that I'm being followed by a lobster boy..."
"Where the hell did I put that ping-pong table?"
"I am a right jolly old elf."
"I'm gonna go let the Bellarians play under my robe."
"Me...take me away."
"Special effects by Industrial Light and Morons."
I'll poke my skull out at you!!
Did you sign Sherry's belated birthday card?
How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!
You're too stupid to learn about dental history!
I'm gonna go let the Balarians play under my robe.
"My father and his father before him..." - Also taped wool to their faces.
Top super-duper-maxi-extreme-ultra secret. Shh!
"I'm MOVING, Bossy-Boots!"
"I'd like some mixed flowers for my eunuch!"
"Y'know, if we pretend we know what's going on, this is actually kind of exciting!"
"You never heard of the Getting Some Clause?"
"I'd like to confuse Bok Choy with Cabbage, Sir."
"Graphics By Kenner™."
"Fetch me my warrior moo moo."
Blast Thickneck. Crunch Buttsteak. Slabs Squatthrust.
Slake Fistcrunch. Buff Hardback. Bob Johnson...wait...
Rip Slabcheek. Punch Sideiron. Grissel McThornbody.
Buck Plankchest. Stump Chunkman. Dirk Hardpeck. Rip Steakface. Slate Slabrock. Crud Bonemeal.
Crunk Slamchest! Fist Rockbone! Stump Beefknobs!
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
Any second now Leah's going to jump on her big wheel and give chase.
And our brave hero roasts the disabled man.
*on screen: Written by Maria Dante'*
"Well, there's gonna be seven levels of Hell in this movie, too..."
Come on Metamucil, work your magic!
The last eight times this happened the woman just wanted to get away
The computer problems of Murray and Joe make for gripping cinema
"People often compare this scene to the chariot scene in Ben-Hur. They say: Ben-Hur was really good, this movie totally sucks."
"Hey you guys, I borrowed my dad's Enforcer for the weekend!"
"They rocked us like a hurricane, sir."
"You have two choices." "Soup or muffin."
"Two for the price of one." "We had a coupon."
..Is it a good idea for a pilot to eject in space?
YAAAAAAAHHHH! Well anyway, got that outta my system
You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to miss.
Not since the Fuzzy Zoeller Lee Trevino collision of 1974 had there been such a horrific golf-cart accident.
Oh right, yeah. I think Chunkhead's more of a shuttlecraft if you know what I'm sayin'
Stay together cheeks, stay together...
"Did you see my butt?"
Hit the siren! Doot-toot-tootle-oot-toot-toot-toot-toodle...
Sounds like someone owns themself a DX-7 Keyboard, huh?
I have my doubts that this movie is starring anyone
Bob Johnson... oh wait...
*RESTRICTED AREA* Tell me about it, these breifs I'm wearing!
Crow! Servo! What the Hell Michigan is going on?
So, uh, we have some Benedictine monks in the floorboards unfortunately, we have set some traps with fresh bread and brandy though.
00:13:04 - Say!
I never liked Red 3 anyway.
It has to be noted that Captain Santa Claus really is failing here
Good! Back to the rusting septic system of this FUTURISTIC SPACESHIP !
Is this the man? No sir, you da man!
Well Captain, can you remember when you were that young? I am that young.
MY BUNS OF STEEL VIDEOS ARE IN THERE!!!
What is she thinking? I'm a weight-lifter. Come on!
She's a sexy senior citizen.
Their spaceship is a huge basement.
Morgan Fairchild and Phil Collins - no!!!
Red Rover, Red Rover let Jimmy come over.
Hey, you wanna wrap it up Chunky? There's a tour coming through.
Here at the underpants testing ground...
I wish I had Jesse's girrrrl!
Oh Gopher, are you lost?
Good work. You blew up the septic tank.
"I just wish he could control you as well as he does this ship!" - You mean, have a mutiny on me?
I just have to wet myself first!
Whoa, drank too much Surge... Bryce, you ok?
I don't know, I just tried to open up my garage door!
"Jeez, you could walk on your HANDS and catch up to the guy!"
"Cajun pan-blackened Kalgan."
*effeminate* "Oh, we're going to the deepfreeze, I must thay."
"...They married, and had a healthy 8 1/2 pound pork roast!"
Mrs. Kringle and I have an understanding...
Let's rip his band uniform ! Then he'll have to pay for it !
The White Commodores !
"They probably shouldn't have set their phasers to 'miss'."
'Commander...Captain...'scuse me, I have to file my report!'
"Coach will totally ream me if I don't file my report."
"You've got mail!"
Ah, Lt. Waitress. She's a graduate of M.I.T. but she still has to serve drinks to men.
"Chair." "And ram it."
"Okay, look alive, everybody--oh, sorry, Susan."
What've you got for me, Rick Astley?
Does his entrance warrant a DUN DU-DU-DU-DUN?
Annnd his eyes open! Annndd his eyes open! His eyes open! His EYES OPEN! Come on!
"Leah..." Do you wanna get me some coffee? "Leah!" Get me some COFFEE!
Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep on missing this slow, giant, white thing?!
She dusted herself with super weight-gain powder to attract him.
Heh heh! He's gonna have SO much sex with your daughter!
"Sting, Debbie Renyolds, and God!"
CRUNCH BUTTSTEAK! Slab Squatthrust!
"Put the top up! PUT THE TOP UP!!"
Boy, you know, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this!
They rented a pneumatic catapult, and, dammit, they're gonna use it!
Servo, there's a railing around my seat!
They woke up the Oak Ridge Boys!!
The boiler room has a receptionist???
Woohoo! We got ISO 9001-certified!
It's a Wicca Tupperware party.
It's statistically proven that 70% of white men can sing this way... Because no one else wants to.
Mace Bacon! (oh wait....he's one of the guys who worked on the film...)
ah doo-doo-dooh, a-dah-dah-dah. 's all I want to say to you...
wha - hey, she's dead! Waitaminnit! She died! Wow...
In the future, geese will be rocket powered.
Bob Johnson! No wait...
Can I show you around?
I was about to start the monster mash.
You should write to amnesty international... house of pancakes, or whatever
It would've continued to be the 70's if it wasn't for you!
You're lucky the smart guard is on vacation this week.
I'm sitting in something wet!
ME, take me away!
I speak the truth.
Actually she thinks the truth very loudly.
It's gonna blow!
If the first ten minutes of this movie are any indication this movie's gonna blow!
Can I borrow a cup of sex?
Ow! Why do you hate my groin so much?!?
He made a bomb out of soap and Paco Rabanne.
It's go time 80s man;Ya 80s jerk!
Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God.
Get a bunch of women together and it's either witchcraft or a wedding shower.
my buns of steel videos are in there
"Meddling fool!". What is he, Snidely Whiplash?
Push on, mighty Cushman!
This movie is ripe with the stench of back bacon!
Mrs. Cringle and I have an understanding...it's basically over between us.
I still support the railing system!
Loading up some railing fodder here...
Ho ho, ho.
Put your helmet on – we'll be reaching speeds of three.
Calgon, blow me away.
Very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance, sir.
By the way, my name's Mike Down. I'm a CPA.
Jeez, you could walk on your hands and catch up to the guy...
Shuttlecraft determined to be cute, Sir.
Wanna see me shake like a bowl full of jelly?
"Gentlemen, it seems that we are not all in agreement" I disagree.
Fetch me my warrior mumu!
Finally, Christmas comes to Santa!
Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?
I'm late for the Roddy McDowall practice.
Come on, skull, pop out of my skin!
You're getting a lump of coal.
"Sabotaged?" But what of the little children and their toys?
Uh, she's presenting like a mandrill.
"I want you to meet my daughter, Leah" -We're about the same age.
The easily led wise council
And our brave hero roasts the disabled man.
WHO TOOK MY PURSE?
A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule, just give him a camera for a day, and he'd come up with something better than this.
Wow, I am on the edge of my seat! I should probably scoot back a little. I'd be more comfortable. / Yeah, you've got a lot more room there.
Oh no! The methane! How are they going to fill their cows?
She's got an awesome package. I've never noticed that before.
I don't know if this helps, but... ho, ho, ho.
I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance.
We need both horsepowers on this thing!
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
Dancing has gotten even whiter.
He's calling to check on his gender.
Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it...
OOH! Pantyhose are itchy! Itchyitchyitchyitchy!
THAT'S for not knowing anything about ancient dentistry!
So, in the future there's absolutely no shame.
Why do I have this feeling I'm being followed by a lobster boy...?
She's got an armadillo down her trousers.
Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it.
Wall-mounted keyboards? It must be the FUTURE!
Special effects by Industrial Lights & Morons