K09 - Phase IV
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You know, they say the camera puts ten pounds on an ant.
"They're spelling something. 'Surrender Dorothy.'" "Anty Em! Anty Em!"
The battle of antmageddon.
"Ant carnage." "That related to Art Carnage?"
Pull my finger.
They killed a whale!
It's corn! AAAAAHHHH!!
It's an ant bee.
Ant carnage - the spoils of ant warfare.
That's a ferris wheel to those ants. This must be their amusement park.
Exploding dirt sticks.
They're just working their way up to the RUBBER TREE PLANT !!!
This made flying turtles look good.
Who wants to produce a good movie if you're named after a sandwich spread?
Crow: Wow, ants really know how to make mitered corners.
Joel: They light the place pretty well too.
Tom: They're carpenter ants.
Scientists go in, but they don't come out.
They sorta decided to give her up pretty quick, didn't they?
Wonder if Linda Blair read for this part.
Take me! Ravage me!
Great. SATs for ants.
Ah, the "Rec" room.
Looks like we gotta go to Radio Shack again.
Oh golly! Oh geez! Do humans squirt like that when they get something thrown on them, Joel?
I hate when my meal kicks me in the face.
We'll just come back stronger! With earmuffs!
"Kendra, wanna see what we're doing? Come on, I'll show you. It's interesting." She loves interesting things.
The whole wide world is talking about Bait! Live bait! Truck bait! Jailbait!
Maybe ants built Stonehenge.
You know this ant thing seems kind of minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive.
Who dropped the soap?
"I think this yellow one should hold its potency for three or four days" That should be enough time to find new actors to play these parts.
Meanwhile, Grandpa and Grandma are patty melts down on the lawn.
Guy's feeling really cocky. He's gonna face off in a mental chess game with a bunch of ants.
Let me out. I have to drain my radiator.
Joel: Maybe they'll get shot into space.
Tom: No one's that stupid. Wup! Sorry Joel.
You know, even if you did chain her up, I don't think a lot of people would complain about it.
My god! It's wheat! AHHHHHHH!!
This isn't a Gamera movie! His mouth is moving with the words!
How long are these ants going to groom themselves?
He's just walking around looking for something 100 times his weight to lift.
I wonder if these ants are union.
"Ordinary ants from different species were doing things ordinary ants don't do."
Tom: Square Dancing.
What's a puppet?? -Ah, you wouldn't want to know.
Well, nobody's eating rice at this point.
Ants hate green goop...... It just goes against their grain.
ants make your party mix more lively
Do they cry compound tears from compound eyes?
Send him... the ANT MOVIE!!!
This guy's INTO it. ...... TELL ME MORE.
Two men out standing in their field.
"Phase II... What's the name of this movie?"
"Oh, good, we're halfway through."
Crow:"That ant is pretty skinny. Must be a Carpenter ant."
I get the feeling she can twist her head around.
You know, ants can carry entire watermelons. And big chicken legs. Happened to the Flintstones.
"Mystics predicted earthquakes and the end of life as we know it." As they often do.
So deep, we could've been wearing boots.
Because in the woods you can't beat Off.